Silly Mountain Walks
06-04-2004, 20:19
Copied from axis history forum.
Ring... ring...
[Aleksander Kwaśniewski]: George? Sorry, I am calling so late, don't you sleep?
[George W. Bush]: Mum?
[AK]: No, its me Alex
[GWB]: Ah... Alex! Hallo my Russian friend! How do you do?
[AK]: Ehh, Polish... Thanks, its OK, but a bit cold. Listen... I am calling you, because I have a business for you.
[GWB]: Go on, Alex. Ask whatever you want. America does not forget about her friends
[AK]: So, George, you know... these visas... and now you began to check the fingerprints... Could you do something with that?
[GWB]: Alex, my buddy. I could do everything for you, but what I can... tell me what I can...
[AK]: Well, you are the president...
[GWB]: Am I the president? Ah... yes, I am... but you know how it is. Here is senate. It decides, not me...
[AK]: Yes, but maybe you could influence senate... We help you in Iraq lastly...
[GWB]: Don't worry, Alex. About Iraq... we'll add it you to F-16 and you'll repay us everything in part payments in 20 years
[AK]: What part payments? They should be for F-16, not for Iraq
[GWB]: Hold on, Alex. I'll take the contract in my computer... Take it in hand. Let's start to read it from the little letters on the bottom of the page.
[AK]: Shit, George! I had not noticed it before! Its written we bind ourselves to pay in 20 billion dollars for the U.S. government freely!
[GWB]: Alex, my friend! Do you know how much would you pay for such advertisement in the best magazine? Listen to me, bro.. Its the business on which you make money in the future. It will be cool
[AK]: Damn you, George! But how we take so much money?
[GWB]: We thought about everything here. Soon we'll give you the coordinates of the rockets, which are being produced now and you will find them on the desert. But don't do anything on your own, because you'll dig out again not these ones what you should.
[AK]: But what for the hell us these rockets?
[GWB]: I don't know properly... Somebody has to dig out them... When you'll find them we'll amortize you a part of your debt and everything will be alright.
[AK]: Damn you, George! Brilliant idea! You thought about everything! And when will you deliver us F-16?
[GWB]: Soon, Alex. We have to wait for the permission of the main director of the Aviation's Museum. You know, you can't carry out the antique planes abroad so easily...
[AK]: Ah, yes... Listen to George, I have to finish our conversation - my telephone card is almost empty...
[GWB]: Don't thank, Alex. We love you, too! America will not forget you that! Call me up again, my Russian friend
[AK]: Ehh... Polish... Good night, George
Ring... ring...
[Aleksander Kwaśniewski]: George? Sorry, I am calling so late, don't you sleep?
[George W. Bush]: Mum?
[AK]: No, its me Alex
[GWB]: Ah... Alex! Hallo my Russian friend! How do you do?
[AK]: Ehh, Polish... Thanks, its OK, but a bit cold. Listen... I am calling you, because I have a business for you.
[GWB]: Go on, Alex. Ask whatever you want. America does not forget about her friends
[AK]: So, George, you know... these visas... and now you began to check the fingerprints... Could you do something with that?
[GWB]: Alex, my buddy. I could do everything for you, but what I can... tell me what I can...
[AK]: Well, you are the president...
[GWB]: Am I the president? Ah... yes, I am... but you know how it is. Here is senate. It decides, not me...
[AK]: Yes, but maybe you could influence senate... We help you in Iraq lastly...
[GWB]: Don't worry, Alex. About Iraq... we'll add it you to F-16 and you'll repay us everything in part payments in 20 years
[AK]: What part payments? They should be for F-16, not for Iraq
[GWB]: Hold on, Alex. I'll take the contract in my computer... Take it in hand. Let's start to read it from the little letters on the bottom of the page.
[AK]: Shit, George! I had not noticed it before! Its written we bind ourselves to pay in 20 billion dollars for the U.S. government freely!
[GWB]: Alex, my friend! Do you know how much would you pay for such advertisement in the best magazine? Listen to me, bro.. Its the business on which you make money in the future. It will be cool
[AK]: Damn you, George! But how we take so much money?
[GWB]: We thought about everything here. Soon we'll give you the coordinates of the rockets, which are being produced now and you will find them on the desert. But don't do anything on your own, because you'll dig out again not these ones what you should.
[AK]: But what for the hell us these rockets?
[GWB]: I don't know properly... Somebody has to dig out them... When you'll find them we'll amortize you a part of your debt and everything will be alright.
[AK]: Damn you, George! Brilliant idea! You thought about everything! And when will you deliver us F-16?
[GWB]: Soon, Alex. We have to wait for the permission of the main director of the Aviation's Museum. You know, you can't carry out the antique planes abroad so easily...
[AK]: Ah, yes... Listen to George, I have to finish our conversation - my telephone card is almost empty...
[GWB]: Don't thank, Alex. We love you, too! America will not forget you that! Call me up again, my Russian friend
[AK]: Ehh... Polish... Good night, George