NationStates Jolt Archive

These are good, me and EweyTimeLand :lol: 'd so hard sharing them!
{Tom64 and some more of you should recognize some of these, we posted the-not-so-rude-ones!}

"How's my driving? Call 0800 like i give a [beep!}
I'm not paranoid, they really are after me
I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy it!
I just do what the voices tell me
You're only jealous because the voices are only talking to me
You say I'm a freak like it's a bad thing
I'm blonde; what's your excuse
Caution: Blonde thinking
What do you mean chocolate isn't one of the main food groups?
I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour
Elvis is dead. Get over it
Sorry I missed church, I was busy worshipping satan
Bomb disposal expert: if you see me running, try to keep up
Go home: Your village is missing their idiot
If at first you don't succeed - skydiving is not for you
Eat me: support cannibalism
Politician: Someone who will lay YOUR life down for THEIR country
How can I be thirsty when I drank so much last night
I don't mind hard work; as long as someone else is doing it
The voices may not be real, but they have good ideas
I wish the voices would help me now!
There are 3 types of people: those who can count and those who can't
:) I'm only smiling cos no-one's found the bodies yet
Rehab is for quitters
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
5/4 of all people have trouble with fractions
I took an IQ test... the result was negative
Can't feed 'em; don't breed 'em
Church of Godzilla: Praise the Lord!
I throw peanuts at old ladies
Beware! The one-legged space chickens are plotting our demise
I'm the strange man your parents warned you about
The clowns made me do it
Is life getting you down? Go on, kill yourself!
You all laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same
I'm not mad. Just ask my camel, Steven
Prozac: Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't!
Uzi 9mm: Could someone please point me to the nearest Mc Donalds!"

Champion! :D

Hey, I'm blonde and er, I er, never mind!

lol! Here's some more:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=121429&highlight=

Champion! :D
thanks

Now normally I'm against abortion. But after meeting you, I've decided it's ok in cases of incest.

:D lol :lol: !!!!!!!!

Just a little warning here guys and gals.. we don't have flame free zones here on Nationstates, even if it's for fun. Links are fine as long as they aren't too over the top.. please just don't start getting carried away is all I'm asking..

Thank You,
Stephanie
Game Moderator

Just a little warning here guys and gals.. we don't have flame free zones here on Nationstates, even if it's for fun. Links are fine as long as they aren't too over the top.. please just don't start getting carried away is all I'm asking..

Thank You,
Stephanie
Game ModeratorFor you Steph? We'll try :wink: ... :lol: 8)

Just a little warning here guys and gals.. we don't have flame free zones here on Nationstates, even if it's for fun. Links are fine as long as they aren't too over the top.. please just don't start getting carried away is all I'm asking..

Thank You,
Stephanie
Game ModeratorFor you Steph? We'll try :wink: ... :lol: 8)

Hey, that's all a mod can ask.. :mrgreen:

Just a little warning here guys and gals.. we don't have flame free zones here on Nationstates, even if it's for fun. Links are fine as long as they aren't too over the top.. please just don't start getting carried away is all I'm asking..

Thank You,
Stephanie
Game ModeratorFor you Steph? We'll try :wink: ... :lol: 8)

Hey, that's all a mod can ask.. :mrgreen: :D

These are good, me and EweyTimeLand :lol: 'd so hard sharing them!
{Tom64 and some more of you should recognize some of these, we posted the-not-so-rude-ones!}

"How's my driving? Call 0800 like i give a [beep!}
I'm not paranoid, they really are after me
I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy it!
I just do what the voices tell me
You're only jealous because the voices are only talking to me
You say I'm a freak like it's a bad thing
I'm blonde; what's your excuse
Caution: Blonde thinking
What do you mean chocolate isn't one of the main food groups?
I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour
Elvis is dead. Get over it
Sorry I missed church, I was busy worshipping satan
Bomb disposal expert: if you see me running, try to keep up
Go home: Your village is missing their idiot
If at first you don't succeed - skydiving is not for you
Eat me: support cannibalism
Politician: Someone who will lay YOUR life down for THEIR country
How can I be thirsty when I drank so much last night
I don't mind hard work; as long as someone else is doing it
The voices may not be real, but they have good ideas
I wish the voices would help me now!
There are 3 types of people: those who can count and those who can't
:) I'm only smiling cos no-one's found the bodies yet
Rehab is for quitters
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
5/4 of all people have trouble with fractions
I took an IQ test... the result was negative
Can't feed 'em; don't breed 'em
Church of Godzilla: Praise the Lord!
I throw peanuts at old ladies
Beware! The one-legged space chickens are plotting our demise
I'm the strange man your parents warned you about
The clowns made me do it
Is life getting you down? Go on, kill yourself!
You all laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same
I'm not mad. Just ask my camel, Steven
Prozac: Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't!
Uzi 9mm: Could someone please point me to the nearest Mc Donalds!"
I remember now : )

*El Tago*

Some of those aren’t even insults. But of all the insults in the world nothing is quite as harsh as telling the truth. Take my sig for example.
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Out of all the demons in this world, none is more frightening than man

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