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Join my new kick ass religion.
In my religion no matter what you do and no matter what you say, you will get into heaven. Other pluses include not having to go to mass every week. No collection plate. No missonary work. No commandments. No mortal sins. No praying. Do what ever you want and get into heaven. The only thing you have to do to join is say, 'I'm going to heaven for free.'

Aw... Crap. Mod?

Sign me up, baby. 8)

Though I warn you, people will still find a way to argue over this..

My old religion said you came from your mother and you're going to die. But I like yours better!

Guess what? They already have a religion for this. It's called universalism.

God, your such a bitch. You know that?

Is universalism a 'new, kick ass' religion? No it's not.

My religion is called 'Foxxinnia's New, Kick Ass Religion', not 'universalism'. What a pussy name.

Is your religion monotheistic or polytheistic?

It's what ever you want.

The only rule in my religion is that you will go to heaven.

Right, well I'm afraid the universalists already have patents on the basic principles of your religion, so you're going to have to get a licensing agreement with them.

Oh, and the words 'new' and 'kickass' were bought by Microsoft in 2000.

It's what ever you want.

Good cause a jealous god really does seem to cause problems for me...

does your religion accept drugs?

I'm in. 8)

Can I be a minister in your religion for tax breaks?

w00t! worry free salvation!

I'm going to heaven for free.

What Monkeypimp said.

does your religion accept drugs?

Well, DUH!

does your religion promote the mooning of wild geese?

'I'm going to heaven for free.'

YAY!!! :D

The only rule in my religion is that you will go to heaven.

I will not join your religion because I do not believe in heaven.