06-04-2004, 01:26
I know the ladies; and the lines to hook 'em.
(These lines should not be used.)
US women: I believe you have some WMD's in your panties. I need to check 'em out.
UK: Do you want my train in your Chunnel?
France: Will you surrender your panties or will I take 'em by force?
Spain: My train has a bomb on it and only you can get it off.
Argentina: I got some extreme inflation in my pants right now.
Chile: What are the two long things in Chile today?
China: You must be one in 1.3 Billion.
Korea: I got a uranium rod also.
Australia: I got something real big down under.
Iraq: Do you want me to commence bombing?
Iceland: We've got 24 hours of darkness. How do you want to spend em'?
Russia: I'm also big, girl.
Sweden/Finland: You know what personal belonging Sweden and Finland reminds me of?
Germany: The German language really reminds me of something I have.
Nauru: We've got this island all to ourself girl, and this place is sinking so we don't have much time.
Nepal: You know which feature on me looks like Everest when I lie down?
Greece: You may not be able to set up the Olympics but you set something of mine up fast.
Switzerland: You have 2 high peaks and I have 1.
Turkey: You girls aren't turkey to the backdoor, or are you?
Bosnia: I have one regime that isn't going to fall.
Kenya: Don't tell me you're part of the wildlife park because I want to eat you.
Ethiopia: I have lots of food.
Pakistan/ Thailand: Your food is hot but you are hotter.
Columbia: You must be a rebel because you've stolen my heart.
Uruguay: Your country reminds me of my strotum; nice and round.
Poland: Will you fall as fast as your last invasion?
Japan: I heard you like to bath in warm water. What about mine?
(These lines should not be used.)
US women: I believe you have some WMD's in your panties. I need to check 'em out.
UK: Do you want my train in your Chunnel?
France: Will you surrender your panties or will I take 'em by force?
Spain: My train has a bomb on it and only you can get it off.
Argentina: I got some extreme inflation in my pants right now.
Chile: What are the two long things in Chile today?
China: You must be one in 1.3 Billion.
Korea: I got a uranium rod also.
Australia: I got something real big down under.
Iraq: Do you want me to commence bombing?
Iceland: We've got 24 hours of darkness. How do you want to spend em'?
Russia: I'm also big, girl.
Sweden/Finland: You know what personal belonging Sweden and Finland reminds me of?
Germany: The German language really reminds me of something I have.
Nauru: We've got this island all to ourself girl, and this place is sinking so we don't have much time.
Nepal: You know which feature on me looks like Everest when I lie down?
Greece: You may not be able to set up the Olympics but you set something of mine up fast.
Switzerland: You have 2 high peaks and I have 1.
Turkey: You girls aren't turkey to the backdoor, or are you?
Bosnia: I have one regime that isn't going to fall.
Kenya: Don't tell me you're part of the wildlife park because I want to eat you.
Ethiopia: I have lots of food.
Pakistan/ Thailand: Your food is hot but you are hotter.
Columbia: You must be a rebel because you've stolen my heart.
Uruguay: Your country reminds me of my strotum; nice and round.
Poland: Will you fall as fast as your last invasion?
Japan: I heard you like to bath in warm water. What about mine?