NationStates Jolt Archive

Since the original "Stupid Answer, Stupid Question" thread has been deleted for some unknown reason, here it its clone.

The way this game works is that one poster leaves a new "answer' (which at that point is an answer to nothing; the next poster provides a question to go with that answer, and then provides another new answer, whidh also at that point goes to nothing, and so on.

Example:

Poster #1: (Q) :(irrelevant here)
(A): The French foreign legion

Poster #2: (Q): Where did dubya really do his military service?
(A): mosquitos and leeches

Poster #3: (Q): Which bloodsuckers are not as bad as lawyers?
(A): beer

Okay? I'll start with this
Answer=beer

What's that on your cornflakes?


Mostly old 45's and a few 8 tracks

Q: What's that stuff they recycle into highway pavement?

A: My girlfriend

Who had I better not catch you with?! :evil:

American idol

What show would cause you to toss the TV out the window?


My underwear is too tight

:? Why are you grinning at me that way?

extra bleach

Why don't you learn to wipe your ass? :lol:

The Cubs and the Red Sox

What is Dr. Evil's plot to discourage redblooded Americans?

Ten percent.

what is six times seven?

Gorilla gorilla gorilla

What is more deadly than badger badger badger?


Free fall

Why winter?

Silent Bob

Who's the weird guy?

Boredom

How'd you make these holes in the boat hull?


brie

what did we used to call freedom cheese?

dos

What's the opposite of dont's?

A little therapy fixed all that.

It involved a sponge, a carrot and a whistle...

It only comes in purple.

Why is your bruise that color?

Ginger Ale.

What's in your aquarium, Bobby?


nine inch nails

What happened when you lost your clippers?


pea soup

The babys diaper was a full of a substance amazing like...

The babys diaper was a full of a substance amazing like...

Okay, that will be the "question" part; now you need to give the next player a new answer to work on.

Monica Lewinsky

Who is the ugly chick under that desk?


basketball.

what would have been a better way to blow 60 billion dollars?

purple

What color does a chicken turn when trying to lay a 6 pound egg?




because Mom said not to.

Why did you Fed Ex your sister to Bangkok?


57 tons of bananas

so just how much can you fit in your pants?

siberia

Brr, what did you set this car's AC at?


hurricane-force winds

What are the after-effects of a bean-eating contest?

No, it's always been like that.

Hey, you got a really sucky haircut!


onions

What food is associated with making people cry?

Starbucks

which battlestar galactica character are you?

a fist full of hamburger.

How do you maintain that girlish figure?

Wow..I never noticed that.

Well, I generally wear pants...

Cry of the loons.

what are they gonna call the documentary about the ns general forum?

me lucky charms

What's that nickname you have for your boys again?



Cleveland Steamer

What is a good name for a lousy hotdog?



Queen Latifa

who are you voting for in the presidential election?

no, not this tuesday

Hey, baby, ever had your butthole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?


582 megaHertz

What's your jailbait radar set at?


a leek

What do you need after a four-hour ride?


hordes of lemmings

What's that rotting smell coming from over those cliffs?

Superman.

Who can help the Cubs take the series?


peanut butter

what would you like with your filet mignon?

bisexual ninjas

What will be George Bush's next weapon to fight the war on "terra"?


assless chaps

What should we call those lads over there what seem to have lost their donkeys?

I have a jelly bean stuck in my nose.

Who is that strange man with his eyeballs in his shoes?



You're the man now, dawg!

What did Rosey's surgeon say after her sex change operation?

There's a monkey in my pocket.

is that a monkey in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


raiders of the lost ark

is that a monkey in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


raiders of the lost ark

Who are Jerry Rice, Tim Brown, Rich Gannon, et al.?

is that a monkey in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


raiders of the lost ark

Who are Jerry Rice, Tim Brown, Rich Gannon, et al.?

Arr, we'll add th' unrelated answer then:

"Ten miles of bad road"

What possessed you to write that horrible book?

My rage has completely dissipated.

Are you happy that you put me in traction?


A perfect match.

what is that stick with the red and white tip?

minty fresh

Why did your sister slap Minty?





fish feathers

What will be the result of all our billiions spent on gene splicing research?


hot cross buns

What I take when I have to go.

Sheer madness.

What happens when the shepard runs out of sheep.



18 rabid goats.

What kept the mods up all night?


It's stuck between my teeth.

Why is there a midget in your mouth?

Chocolate Easter Bunny.

What innocent virgin are we sacrificing to the god of greed this evening?


I can do that with one hand tied behind my back!

(Since people seem to be scared of this one) Can you blow your nose?


You may have saved thousands of lives.

why was everyone cheering while i was in the bathroom?

a sumo wrestler's diet.

What can we use to satisfy Godzilla!?!

It's like a cross between a Renaissance Faire and Hell.

So, whats Aberystwyth like then?

*oops* :oops:

chewing gum

how do you gets those pants to stay up?

less talk, more rock

What did the sleepy little baby ask of his overly chatty mother?

Yep, we sure could use a good soaking.

what is a thought that never crosses the minds of diapers?

24 hour roadside assistance

What do truck-stop bimbos offer?


a taste of cold steel

kissing with braces


blue blood

why shouldn't you drink food coloring?

1987

When did you last hear the sound of a mirror breaking?


I wish you luck with that.

Can you help me? I thought this Krazy Glue was a nasal inhaler?


A side of bacon.

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What is the one thing orthodox Jews and fundamentalist Muslims have a common detest for?

After this, everything is just guesswork.

What does a father say while potty-training his son?

Eucalyptus

Why did the koala bear pimp slap the zookeeper?

Fluffy Bunny Slippers

Why did the koala bear pimp slap the zookeeper?

Fluffy Bunny Slippers

Why did the koala bear pimp slap the zookeeper?

Fluffy Bunny Slippers

Any baggage to declare for Customs, Mr. Gates?


I know I'll never see you the same way again.

How does it feel now you've got those kaleidoscope contacts in?

Give the dog a bone.

http://www.nynewsday.com/media/photo/2004-02/11341889.jpg
How can I ever apologize to him for this indignity?


We will paint the town red.

What did Stalin say to the whore?

Strawberries, Dimitri, I tell you the answer is strawberries!

Hey, Vladimir, was the answer blueberries?

Hey, Vin!

---Post deleted by NationStates Moderators---

What silly answer to a silly question is most likely a racial bombshell waiting to explode?

I've never seen one so big, nor so red, before.

What did you think of Ted Kennedy's nose?

Van.

Famous Irsih singer _ Morrison (3 letters)


Tonight's highlights

What the old guy said just before "are not worth repeating, so I'll just strip for you"


Meat loaf and a bottle of wine

80's student's idea of sophisticated entertainment when wooing their beloved.


Only the lonely

Who is on NS at 7:52 Sunday morning?


That's the next target for the FCC.

See that old peoples' home over there?


two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

You seem very fit; what is your power breakfast?


a downtrodden minority

What are onion pirates, naturally?!


I was trying to locate the "big bang".

Why did your car's engine explode?


Windex.

What's the best dietary supplement for weight loss?

Rubber stamps

What goes on elastic envelopes?


a throwback to a forgotten age.

What was the original Bush/Cheney campaign slogan for the 2000 Elections?

I put it on my head, but then there were eggs everywhere.

What happened to that wierd lookin' hat you bought last week?



shampooing my goldfish

what are you doing with that bottle of pert plus?

it's my only pair

Why are you wearing basketball shoes to a funeral?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Whose head is rounder than that swab's basketball?



A bunch of landlubbers.

Since all word games and other "spam lite" are being deleted, this thread should be cut too.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?

Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn.

Since all word games and other "spam lite" are being deleted, this thread should be cut too.

Shhhh, im getting my word game fix. I havent had one for a long time!

(Question=)
Why must they purge word games??! I will miss them so much! :cry: :cry:

Sasquatch.

What's the name of that watch manufactured in Saskatchewan?


I prefer organized spam

Do you feel like we do?

I hope I die before I get old.

Is that a grey hair?


Salmon I think

Which smiley is the best?

Even the cats are getting nailed.

Sticky trigger on your pneumatic nailer?


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