NationStates Jolt Archive


Who do the terrorists want the US to vote for in November?

Incertonia
05-04-2004, 22:00
http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2004/04/05/tomo/story.jpg
Incertonia
05-04-2004, 23:44
bumpity
Aliedel
05-04-2004, 23:59
The terrorists want Al Sharpton to win
Khanebostan
06-04-2004, 00:02
(sorry, ignore this post)
Khanebostan
06-04-2004, 00:03
I heard the terrorists think Dubya has cute cheeks.
Yoffenfrop
06-04-2004, 00:06
I think the terrorists will hate whoever it is the US elects president. It will be the same hate towards a different face. That is, of course, if Bush loses. Otherwise it's just business as usual.
Incertonia
06-04-2004, 00:19
The terrorists want Al Sharpton to winBut what if that's just what they want us to think? What if they're really scared of Sharpton and want to frighten us away from supporting him? Sharpton/Nader 2004!!!!! :lol:
Sdaeriji
06-04-2004, 00:24
Maybe the terrorists can just blow up a presidential debate, but in such a way that only Bush and Kerry are caught in the explosion. Then it will seem like they don't want either to win, and we can all vote for Al Sharpton.
06-04-2004, 00:27
The group claiming responsibility for the Madrid attacks supposedly wrote a letter to a British newspaper, supporting Bush's campaign. It was reported that they feared that Kerry would "embellish blasphemy as civilisation", and thus "kill our nation". They also said: "It is not possible to find a leader more foolish than you, who deals with matters by force rather than wisdom... Because of this we desire you to be elected."
Garaj Mahal
06-04-2004, 00:33
IMO Al-Quaeda will prefer that Bush will win, which will keep the U.S. unpopular throughout the world. If the Democrats win, more of the world will support the U.S. and will feel more motivated to assist America in defeating Al-Quaeda.
The Global Market
06-04-2004, 01:01
Great p[ost. Keep it up.
The Global Market
06-04-2004, 01:03
Great p[ost. Keep it up.
The Global Market
06-04-2004, 01:03
Great post. Keep it up.
HotRodia
06-04-2004, 01:20
I must concur with TGM. Good show, Incertonia! But now that I think about it, would they want us to think that they were thinking that we would think they had thought we think of these things?
Incertonia
06-04-2004, 01:22
I must concur with TGM. Good show, Incertonia! But now that I think about it, would they want us to think that they were thinking that we would think they had thought we think of these things?Oh no, I've gone crosseyed.
06-04-2004, 01:28
Bush and the terrorists are deepcover allies
NewXmen
06-04-2004, 01:46
They want the US to vote for a muslim who will adopt the muslim traditional law or they will continue the war against us according to the Fatwa that was issued angainst the US.
Free Soviets
06-04-2004, 01:50
those terrorists are tricky bastards. there is only one safe course of action. vote for nobody in 2004! if you don't vote nobody, you vote for the terrorists!