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A little bistro nuzzled in between two coffee shops is opened by a eunuch. It is decorated in creams, chocolate brown and mahogany. Chrome tables and chairs are arranged in a semi circle around the main counter, various couches and cushions are placed at the windows to convey an inviting ambience.
Queen Delphinum stands behind the counter looking around expectantly

Well this is going to be a challenge if anything else... *picks up a spoon* What's this for? :?

an eunuch? are you jealous of something?

*comes in with knees together sweating*
"could i please use your bathroom?"

Erm sure lapse, it's at the back on the right...
:? Jealous? I don't know what you mean...

*runs off to toilet*
*seveal seconds later a loud sloshing noise is heard for a while. with Lapse sighing in relief*

*comes out of toilet*

Thanks for taht...now... could i geta coffee without the liquid part?

an eunuch=man without penis or balls, and as this little thing appears to be female run, something is going on :?

A little bistro nuzzled in between two coffee shops is opened by a eunuch. It is decorated in creams, chocolate brown and mahogany. Chrome tables and chairs are arranged in a semi circle around the main counter, various couches and cushions are placed at the windows to convey an inviting ambience.
Queen Delphinum stands behind the counter looking around expectantly

Well this is going to be a challenge if anything else... *picks up a spoon* What's this for? :?

*pauses in the doorway*
*smiles*

Hello.

*settles on a chocolate-coloured couch*

have you got a birthday menu?

*totters in*
morning

*sees ATR's comment, becomes mildly woried*

*pats the couch next to her*

It's my birthday, Twy, come and have some cake. :D

an eunuch=man without penis or balls, and as this little thing appears to be female run, something is going on :?

The guy must be in between sexchange operation... :D

*Pops his head round the door*

Happy Birthday!

ooc: Work :x

:D Thanks babe. There'll be beer later of course!

however in the meantime...
*beckons a eunuch over and orders a bottle of sancerre*

*pats the couch next to her*

It's my birthday, Twy, come and have some cake. :D
Happy Birthday!
mmmm cake

*looks around dumbly* Erm... I'll just get a eunuch to do that... *walks round to the other side of the counter and sits down* I'm useless at this...

OOC: Was busy at work there, sorry...

an eunuch=man without penis or balls, and as this little thing appears to be female run, something is going on :?

I've always had eunuchs working for me... it's a Delphinum tradition.

*pulls out a chocolate fudge birthday cake* Is it your birthday Curantan??

*Descends from the skies*

Happy Birthday, Curantan!

*Grants Curantan three wishes, as long as I can have some cake!*

*fades through conciousness*
*remembers an age of heavy arty and high energy weaponry...*
wonder which me that was *props head on table looks ill*

*sings* Happy birthday to you, *eunuchs join in* happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Curantan, happy birthday to yoooooou!!!

*places the cake down and lets Curantan blow out the candles*


OOC: what you doing at work on your birthday?! Get home now!! :D

*feels brain slowly splitting under the howling of Delph*
*sinks further into the table*

*Descends from the skies*

Happy Birthday, Curantan!

*Grants Curantan three wishes, as long as I can have some cake!*

Thank you! *stores the wishes*

*cuts a slice of creamy lemon birthday cake for the Goddess*

*sings* Happy birthday to you, *eunuchs join in* happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Curantan, happy birthday to yoooooou!!!

*places the cake down and lets Curantan blow out the candles*



:D That's a beautiful cake! you're quite a chef!

*Descends from the skies*

Happy Birthday, Curantan!

*Grants Curantan three wishes, as long as I can have some cake!*

Thank you! *stores the wishes*

*cuts a slice of creamy lemon birthday cake for the Goddess*

Oooh, that is divine! :D

Be careful what you wish for...

... cos it might come true? :wink:

*walks in*

Hola!

:oops: Why Thank you Curantan, but it was my chef, Mrs Baker, who made it.
And it was the chocolate cake that she made, lord knows where the lemon one came from! LOL :D

Hey Langham, what can the eunuchs get you?

:oops: Why Thank you Curantan, but it was my chef, Mrs Baker, who made it.
Then you have superb staff selection skills my dear!


And it was the chocolate cake that she made, lord knows where the lemon one came from! LOL :D

I think it was one of my wishes from the Goddess!!

Nothing for me right now. Just here to hang out.

*eats cake, lounges*

OOC wishes he wasn't at work buried in plans...

*eats cake, drinks wine*

ooc, what sort of plans? plans to escape?

We serve food too, if the eunuchs can find the kitchen in this place.. think it's upstairs...
Ooh I like your wishes Cura, though a cake would be quite easy to make, so no wasting any more wishes on delicious, delightful, tasty, caaake... *starts to drool*

Can I wish for a new server?

Well, it's lunchtime, so what's on your lunchtime menu, Queen Delph?

Whatever you want really... mostly home cooked things like macaroni, fish and chips, gammon steak, etc... just you let the eunuchs know!

OOC: off home now! See youse later!

*eats cake, drinks wine*

ooc, what sort of plans? plans to escape?

Got any Rump stake? mmmmm stake... (defenetly not the right spelling doh!)
*gets food*

OOC: sadly not escape plans technical move implementation plans. *yawns*

Whatever you want really... mostly home cooked things like macaroni, fish and chips, gammon steak, etc... just you let the eunuchs know!

OOC: off home now! See youse later!
Thanks babe! Bye!

Whatever you want really... mostly home cooked things like macaroni, fish and chips, gammon steak, etc... just you let the eunuchs know!

OOC: off home now! See youse later!

See ya anon

Am I late? :oops:

*brings four 6-packs*

Nope, I'll help you drink those!

... cos it might come true? :wink:

That depends...

Nope, I'll help you drink those!

Great! Here we go. :)

*hands TS a 6-pack*

Most cool
*takes six pack*
*pulls out a beer*
*opens*
cheers! heres to yesterday!

*pads in with a present for Curantan*

Happy (belated) Birthday, sweetie

*Sings at the top of his lungs*

HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUU

*drinks beer*
I'm sure were a day out :c)

Am I late? :oops:

*brings four 6-packs*

:D Cheers! ... so what are you drinking? :P

*pads in with a present for Curantan*

Happy (belated) Birthday, sweetie
8) ooooh.

*examines parcel* what is it?

*Sings at the top of his lungs*

HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUU

:D thanks babe!

don't be offended if I don't sing but it tends to have a negative effect. I seem to recall someone jumping out of a 33rd storie window last time...
*Drinks beer*

Am I late? :oops:

*brings four 6-packs*

:D Cheers! ... so what are you drinking? :P

Oh, I brought a sack o' mead... :mrgreen:

*Pulls out a couple of horns*

*drinks beer*
I'm sure were a day out :c)

well yes. we didn't get as far as the beer yesterday! the cake was good though.

*pads in with a present for Curantan*

Happy (belated) Birthday, sweetie
8) ooooh.

*examines parcel* what is it?


*it's a large box, wrapped in purple tissue paper & tied with a pink ribbon. Inside are a pair of leopard-print, high heeled boots* :wink:

mmmmm sac of mead....
*grabs horn*
*drinks*

*it's a large box, wrapped in purple tissue paper & tied with a pink ribbon. Inside are a pair of leopard-print, high heeled boots* :wink:

:shock: :D

oh, WOW! you are just the greatest! *hugs & kisses*

*slips her feet into the boots*
8) perfect fit!

*it's a large box, wrapped in purple tissue paper & tied with a pink ribbon. Inside are a pair of leopard-print, high heeled boots* :wink:

:shock: :D

oh, WOW! you are just the greatest! *hugs & kisses*

*slips her feet into the boots*
8) perfect fit!

Most cool, not purple enough for my tastes but most cool none the less

*it's a large box, wrapped in purple tissue paper & tied with a pink ribbon. Inside are a pair of leopard-print, high heeled boots* :wink:

:shock: :D

oh, WOW! you are just the greatest! *hugs & kisses*

*slips her feet into the boots*
8) perfect fit!

Glad you like them, sweetie :D

*slinks in* *eunuchs turn on the lights and start to dust and mop* Cor! I go away for a week and the place fills with dust.
*opens the cage she has just placed on the table and lifts out a black and white rabbit*
*puts him down on the floor* Okay Binky, run about all you like, just don't eat the electrical cables.

*Strolls in, large rack sack over his shoulder, looks around*
I gotta dust devil if you want it... just loves dust... gets a bit uncontrollable but a good beasty none the less.
*sits down, yawns*
Welcome back by the way, *runs finger along a desk and examines*
hmmmmmm

*glares at the eunuchs who scurry round cleaning faster*
Hiya Twy... how're things? Nah don't you tidy, that's what the boys are paid for.
Like my wee rabbit? I got him for my birthday from Garlands.

*hunches down tiredly*
*looks at bunny...*
It's very cute, *looks up*
have a good time?
*looks back at the rabbit*
does it bite?

No he doesn't bite... he nips a bit sometimes when he thinks your finger is a carrot, so wash your hands if you've touched any food.
yeah it was good, didn't do much but I got nice presents and cards.
How was your weekend?

*thinks*
*can't remember eating for the last few days, assumes safety*
I had a good weekend! rare I know, but it does happen! I watched office space on friday, very funny, woke at 3pm on saterday, was lazy, went and did my first ever live action roleplay (was terrified) got a character point nomination, went back to pets house with bunch of players and drunk coffee and talked about games till 2am, went home, then yesterday... mmmmm ate food, watched 51st state and Hard boiled... very good weekend!
Doing nothing and getting presents and cards is my definition of a good birthday!!! Anything other then the funky bunny?

Live action rp?? What did you do?
Sounds like a fun weekend! I watched the Lion King last night! Aww it's so cute! Got it for my birthday. Garlands got me a Kanga and Roo teacup and a Clarecraft Rincewind figurine. I've still to get presents from my Dad and brother so I'll get them when I decide what i want. Got a jazzy picture holder and house stuff.

Victorian era Vampire, it was good, I selected a clan that everyone else in the domain hated so I spent much of the game being intimidated by the Ventrue (bossess) and having the Toreador (Main competition/arty types) courting me to set me up as a fall guy for a future scheme... I'm already planning my replacement character as I have little hope for this ones residence.
Lion King isn't one of my favourites... Beuty and the Beast was top, I saw Annestasia the other week... it's okay as long as you can detach it completly from the truth...
All in all sounds like most excellent presents!

Yeah, that's exactly what I said to Garlands last night. Lion King is good, but Beauty and the Beast is better. It's my favourite!
Oooh, when Iki stayed with us last weekend, we said it'd be good to do a NS thing like that. All IC, dressed up like your character and everything. We were thinking a night out somewhere... would you be up for that?

Would indeed be, but which me would I be!!! :c$ *stretches*
oh I saw another funny program yesterday, Zero to Hero it was amusing... I only half watched it *is awful channel flipper*
I think Beuty and the Beast is my favorite... none of the others really stick... hmmmm... Nation States would be a great larp in general I think... with commitee meetings and world events and all that kind of stuff... hmmmm you could make it a bit more *thread of mind wonders off into nation states the larp*
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yeah it would be good. What are your other nations?
I could come as Delphinum or Evil Delphina... think Delphinum wears more clothes so I'd rather come as her! I ain't wearing no pvc catsuit!

*laughs*
I don't have other nations bar the dragon but the reason being that I change as needs suit, and at the moment the Chairman of Twy-Sunrats is a woman... We went from communist to civil war to corporate dictatorship... suited booted and near future types...
*sits down* but on the boards I cut and change as needs be, or as I feel... I think the cat suit would be great *continues on from earlier laughter*
but I play all kinds of people from my nation, normally diplomats or street punks... hmmmmmm

*sits down* Sorry, had to leave quickly...
Well come as you see fit dearie! :D

Delph!
Phew someone to speak too!!

*Sits down and wonders where the shop came from?*

*Catches up on the happenings*

Surely half the people there would be naked, half naked or some form of animal?

:dashes in, panting:..Pleease..tell..me..you...have..the..Wall Street...Journal.....oh..and I'll...have a Cinnamon roll....and...a raspberry tea....

Hiya Screegor, How are you honey?
Yeah this has been around for a couple of weeks, but hasn't been used much.
How was the weekend?

Hiya Screegor, How are you honey?
Yeah this has been around for a couple of weeks, but hasn't been used much.
How was the weekend?

Weekend was great. Lots of drinking, no working, no eating - I haven't had a meal since saturday (I thought but typed the wrong word) now!
Haven't seen you for a week or so, or am I just forgetting?

:dashes in, panting:..Pleease..tell..me..you...have..the..Wall Street...Journal.....oh..and I'll...have a Cinnamon roll....and...a raspberry tea....

Help yourself
*sits back and trys to relax*

:Snags the Journal, cries in extasy:..YES!!!..my stocks are up....time for that new porsche.

:Snags the Journal, cries in extasy:..YES!!!..my stocks are up....time for that new porsche.

*Gets the keys ready :twisted: *

*Catches up on the happenings*

Surely half the people there would be naked, half naked or some form of animal?

Well, yes, but that's the fun of it! :D
Ask a eunuch Salishe... they deal with all things... *snaps her fingers* *a eunuch runs up*

Oh....have to deal with this later...gotta jet....business...business..busines..

*Catches up on the happenings*

Surely half the people there would be naked, half naked or some form of animal?

Well, yes, but that's the fun of it! :D
Ask a eunuch Salishe... they deal with all things... *snaps her fingers* *a eunuch runs up*

*Can't help shivering with pain each time he sees one of the eunuchs*

:Snags the Journal, cries in extasy:..YES!!!..my stocks are up....time for that new porsche.

*Gets the keys ready :twisted: *

*walks in*

Keys......no, no, no....ah grasshopper, I see you still have alot to learn.


*Pulls out a bat*

We get the keys off him :roll: :twisted:

:Snags the Journal, cries in extasy:..YES!!!..my stocks are up....time for that new porsche.

*Gets the keys ready :twisted: *

*walks in*

Keys......no, no, no....ah grasshopper, I see you still have alot to learn.


*Pulls out a bat*

We get the keys off him :roll: :twisted:

Where have you been hiding this morning?

:Snags the Journal, cries in extasy:..YES!!!..my stocks are up....time for that new porsche.

*Gets the keys ready :twisted: *

*walks in*

Keys......no, no, no....ah grasshopper, I see you still have alot to learn.


*Pulls out a bat*

We get the keys off him :roll: :twisted:

Where have you been hiding this morning?

Trying to decide what car to buy....

Why don't you let the bat go?
They are protected you know?

*Watches the bat bite Jet*

Trying to decide what car to buy....

What have you decided on?
I reackon a pink volvo would suit you?

Why don't you let the bat go?
They are protected you know?

*Watches the bat bite Jet*

*Bites the bat back*

Cheeky little swine :x

Trying to decide what car to buy....

What have you decided on?
I reackon a pink volvo would suit you?

ha.

ha.

ha. :|

Actually, I was looking at either a Peugeot 306 or a Ford Focus.

Why don't you let the bat go?
They are protected you know?

*Watches the bat bite Jet*

*Bites the bat back*

Cheeky little swine :x

You probably gave it rabies :lol:

Trying to decide what car to buy....

What have you decided on?
I reackon a pink volvo would suit you?

ha.

ha.

ha. :|

Actually, I was looking at either a Peugeot 306 or a Ford Focus.

Found the focus to small and uncomfortable when I drove one. I like the Yaris for driving but its an ugly car.

I like the Yaris for driving but its an ugly car.

How in god's name would I fit into that car...I'm 6'4"!. Plus it's a womans car.

I want something that looks good, but will give me good fuel consumption and performance....all for around £3k. Off to the motor auctions I think. For a turbo diesel.

Is a focus really that small?

Yeah I've been off work and been doing other stuff... sorry... I'm a bit busy at work just now, so if I don't reply, don't worry.

Nooooo! Ford's are horrid! Get a 306, my 106 was a lovely car, I'd still have it if it hadn't needed a new engine!

Nooooo! Ford's are horrid! Get a 306, my 106 was a lovely car, I'd still have it if it hadn't needed a new engine!

I've got a Ford Orion just now....

306 looks nice though....it would definately have to be a TD or HDI..

I like the Yaris for driving but its an ugly car.

How in god's name would I fit into that car...I'm 6'4"!. Plus it's a womans car.

I want something that looks good, but will give me good fuel consumption and performance....all for around £3k. Off to the motor auctions I think. For a turbo diesel.

Well I drive a corolla - petrol and I get about 45 m/gallon!!!
Out of your price range though - but then mine was far less than yours until I drove it. Go and take one on a test drive and you will fall for it!
Might be shorter than you but I do have pretty long legs so I do uinderstand your problem. Have you driven a smart car. I couldn't stop accelarating as my legs were too long!

Have you driven a smart car.

I have not the words.....

Get a focus :twisted:

''The intent of this site is to draw attention that Ford Motor Company may be building the Focus with defective braking systems. By allowing people to visit this site and post their own stories I hope to raise awareness and spread the word that this is not a unique or isolated problem. Ford thus far has not acknowledged that there is a problem with these cars.''

Get a focus :twisted:

''The intent of this site is to draw attention that Ford Motor Company may be building the Focus with defective braking systems. By allowing people to visit this site and post their own stories I hope to raise awareness and spread the word that this is not a unique or isolated problem. Ford thus far has not acknowledged that there is a problem with these cars.''

:o

*Runs off crying*

And the 306

''What things have gone wrong with the car?
Clutch became snatchy and noisy at 4,000 miles. Replaced under warranty and no problems afterwards.

Airbag wiring problem caused the warning light to blink constantly. This was never properly fixed.

Button fell out of the central locking remote key.

External temperature sensor in passenger mirror replaced twice and still wildly inaccurate.

Rattles and squeaks from glovebox, footwell trim, parcel shelf, seats and steering column.

Two major oil leaks, one of which wrecked an engine mount.

Two ignition coil failures resulting in the car running on 3 cylinders on two separate occasions.

Engine would sometimes "hunt" at idle, revving itself between 800 and 1500 RPM in traffic. It was also prone to stalling when cold. Dealer could not find any faults.

Sometimes difficult to start from cold with the engine grinding over and over before spluttering into life. Other times it would start first go.

Irritating gearbox whine from about 2,000 miles which was apparently "normal" ''

Get a focus :twisted:

''The intent of this site is to draw attention that Ford Motor Company may be building the Focus with defective braking systems. By allowing people to visit this site and post their own stories I hope to raise awareness and spread the word that this is not a unique or isolated problem. Ford thus far has not acknowledged that there is a problem with these cars.''

:o

*Runs off crying*

:twisted: :twisted:
Just trying to wreck your dreams!
*Takes a photo of the crying Jet for future reference*

Yeah I've been off work and been doing other stuff... sorry... I'm a bit busy at work just now, so if I don't reply, don't worry.

Yer I should be busy today but I just can't inspire myself to do anything!
Well if you want to ignore us anyway - thats fine!!

My mate has a 306, he's never had any problems with it...and by the way he drives, thats a compliment (Accelerates to 70mph in 2nd gear :shock:)

My mate has a 306, he's never had any problems with it...and by the way he drives, thats a compliment (Accelerates to 70mph in 2nd gear :shock:)

I only have one complaint with my car. It has one annoying rattle in the ceiling (well not really even a rattle more a quiet buzz) most people can't even hear it but on long journeys I go slightly mad!
Otherwise car is silent. I can drive away in fourth gear, or just leave it in second on the motorway and the engine won't even complain! Never had such a tolerant car before!

LOL My grandad's Escort put me off Fords for life... even my dad struggled to turn the steering wheel and he ain't a weedy man! He had an Orion too... was always cold and they're so unimaginative... mind you, all cars seem to be like that now. Even the Civic looks like a Focus.
I wouldn't ignore you guys! Then I'd have to do work! :?
We've got a Fiat Brava, it's rattly, had to get a new clutch and I think there's something wrong with the alternator. It's an N reg though so not exactly new.
There was a Delorean for £7000 on Autotrader... I'd love one of those! Mostly Ford parts though!

LOL My grandad's Escort put me off Fords for life... even my dad struggled to turn the steering wheel and he ain't a weedy man! He had an Orion too... was always cold and they're so unimaginative... mind you, all cars seem to be like that now. Even the Civic looks like a Focus.
I wouldn't ignore you guys! Then I'd have to do work! :?
We've got a Fiat Brava, it's rattly, had to get a new clutch and I think there's something wrong with the alternator. It's an N reg though so not exactly new.
There was a Delorean for £7000 on Autotrader... I'd love one of those! Mostly Ford parts though!

I'm not allowed to buy a Fiat....my faither said he'd disown me. Hates them with a passion.

Would quite fancy a Golf though, should be able to pickup an ex-rental from the auctions for about £3-4k

My mate has a 306, he's never had any problems with it...and by the way he drives, thats a compliment (Accelerates to 70mph in 2nd gear :shock:)

I only have one complaint with my car. It has one annoying rattle in the ceiling (well not really even a rattle more a quiet buzz) most people can't even hear it but on long journeys I go slightly mad!
Otherwise car is silent. I can drive away in fourth gear, or just leave it in second on the motorway and the engine won't even complain! Never had such a tolerant car before!

Your music is not loud enough, turn the volume up... that stops the rattle!

My mate has a 306, he's never had any problems with it...and by the way he drives, thats a compliment (Accelerates to 70mph in 2nd gear :shock:)

I only have one complaint with my car. It has one annoying rattle in the ceiling (well not really even a rattle more a quiet buzz) most people can't even hear it but on long journeys I go slightly mad!
Otherwise car is silent. I can drive away in fourth gear, or just leave it in second on the motorway and the engine won't even complain! Never had such a tolerant car before!

Your music is not loud enough, turn the volume up... that stops the rattle!

My mate has a 306, he's never had any problems with it...and by the way he drives, thats a compliment (Accelerates to 70mph in 2nd gear :shock:)

I only have one complaint with my car. It has one annoying rattle in the ceiling (well not really even a rattle more a quiet buzz) most people can't even hear it but on long journeys I go slightly mad!
Otherwise car is silent. I can drive away in fourth gear, or just leave it in second on the motorway and the engine won't even complain! Never had such a tolerant car before!

Your music is not loud enough, turn the volume up... that stops the rattle!

I can still hear it ever when the rest of the car starts shaking with the noise of my music! I've thought about ripping off the ceiling and finding out what it is - but then its only a few years old and it has to last another 20 years before I can afford a new car!!

Anyway I must start working now. My screwdrivers charged up and the sun is out! Time to start scre.. (sorry I can't finish this sentence due to taste)

Anyway see you all later if the severs still working!

My first car was a Golf but no way am I getting another one... the insurance is unbelievable! I'm going to get a mini! They're cheap! I've never had any claims, but 2 people have crashed into my car when it was parked and one was stolen when it was in a garage getting MOT'd, so due to no fault of my own my insurance is sky high!

My first car was a Golf but no way am I getting another one... the insurance is unbelievable! I'm going to get a mini! They're cheap! I've never had any claims, but 2 people have crashed into my car when it was parked and one was stolen when it was in a garage getting MOT'd, so due to no fault of my own my insurance is sky high!

I had a mini for a year. Its not good to drive. Also breaks down at random. This was a Y car (the last time).
Insurance is stupid. I have 5 yrs no claims but as I'm under 25 it counts as squatt!!
Anyway I'm not really here.

*isn't really here either*

*isn't really here either*

*Chases the evil dog away :x *

Bah, not having the likes of you in here.

*Goes back to not being there.*

*Is oblivious to them both not being here*

:|

Okay I'm back for a while.

What are you doing then? Still at work?

Okay I'm back for a while.

What are you doing then? Still at work?

No....I'm on a winter wonderland waterbed cruise to the isle of Lesbos. :|






Of course I'm still at work. :x



Going to see "The Rat Pack" at the festival theatre tonight though.

Which is the festival theater? I haven't been to a theatre for ages - or not to watch a play anyway!!

Which is the festival theater? I haven't been to a theatre for ages - or not to watch a play anyway!!


The one with the glass front up by the bridges/Flip....I think, better make sure actually.

Ahh I know where you are.

I'm still deciding whether I have recovered enough from the weekend to go out drinking tonight?

Do not defy the booze monkey....it's thirst shall be quenched!

*isn't really here either*

*Chases the evil dog away :x *

Bah, not having the likes of you in here.

*Goes back to not being there.*

:evil:
AHAHHAHA! You might chase the dog away young englishman but you'll never get rid of ME! :twisted:

:evil:
AHAHHAHA! You might chase the dog away young englishman but you'll never get rid of ME! :twisted:


*Pulls out a stick*

I'm willing to give it a damn good try.. :twisted:

Ahh I know where you are.

I'm still deciding whether I have recovered enough from the weekend to go out drinking tonight?

:twisted:

:evil:
AHAHHAHA! You might chase the dog away young englishman but you'll never get rid of ME! :twisted:


*Pulls out a stick*

I'm willing to give it a damn good try.. :twisted:

yeah? yeah? do your worst!

AHAHHAHA! You might chase the dog away young englishman but you'll never get rid of ME! :twisted:

*Cowers for a second*

*Decides to make a run for it.*
*I'll go and find that dog to chase :twisted: *


ooc. See you tomorrow all

:evil:
AHAHHAHA! You might chase the dog away young englishman but you'll never get rid of ME! :twisted:


*Pulls out a stick*

I'm willing to give it a damn good try.. :twisted:

yeah? yeah? do your worst!


*Pulls out a "Windows Server XP" CD*


Want a piece of this....I promise you, install this on a server and it aint pretty :twisted:

AHAHHAHA! You might chase the dog away young englishman but you'll never get rid of ME! :twisted:

*Cowers for a second*

*Decides to make a run for it.*
*I'll go and find that dog to chase :twisted: *


ooc. See you tomorrow all

Coward! I count this a victory! 857! 302! 518! 666!
AHAHAHA! :twisted: :evil:

:evil:
AHAHHAHA! You might chase the dog away young englishman but you'll never get rid of ME! :twisted:


*Pulls out a stick*

I'm willing to give it a damn good try.. :twisted:

yeah? yeah? do your worst!


*Pulls out a "Windows Server XP" CD*


Want a piece of this....I promise you, install this on a server and it aint pretty :twisted:


Oooer. :shock: :?

Ah, but wait, I am more evil that your little cd... thing. we will see who breaks first.

:twisted:

*Sneaks in the backdoor*

*Looks around for the evil server*

*Looks like they have gone*

*Starts cooking some grub - intoxicating fumes fill the shop*

*wanders in*

*faints*

*Wanders in, picks up Gaspode and sits him down somewhere safe, sniffs, picks up a spoon, and waits for service.*

Hola! Menu, please!

*Eyes Gaspode :x *

*Grudgingly gets some smelling salts out and waves them under nose*

Morning

*Affixes Gas mask and sits*

Any chance of a scrambled egg roll?

*Wanders in, picks up Gaspode and sits him down somewhere safe, sniffs, picks up a spoon, and waits for service.*

Hola! Menu, please!

I'm not a waiter. Get it yourself.

Waaaaiiiiiiittttt a sec...I came in here yesterday..and then I heard something bout "eunechs"?....I mean...where are the scantily clad female waitresses?..I mean...that's what the add said...:pulls out cut out advertisement:....Ohhhh...my mistake..this add doesn't say Delph's Domain...it says....Delialah's Domain....a Gentlemen's Club..damn my eyeglass prescription.

*Eyes Gaspode :x *

*Grudgingly gets some smelling salts out and waves them under nose*

Morning

*staggers to feet*

:( why are you being so evil today? gah.
I’m ill today. In fact, I’m going home.
Good bye.

Bye Jet, bye Lang.

*totters out*

I don't know where Delph is? But all the eunachs have run off.

*Makes an egg roll and tosses it on a plate*
*cooks some bacon and lies it near gasp*

*Eyes Gaspode :x *

*Grudgingly gets some smelling salts out and waves them under nose*

Morning

*staggers to feet*

:( why are you being so evil today? gah.
I’m ill today. In fact, I’m going home.
Good bye.

Bye Jet, bye Lang.

*totters out*

:roll: Dirty great big filthy drama queen

*Plays the violin*

Well, honestly! No waiters? Heyyyy ... that means no bills or checks...

*Feels really bad*

What have I done?

*Gets enraged*

*Throws a menu a Lutt*
*Throws the egg roll at Jet*

*Starts smashing plates on the floor*

Bankrupted Delph, probably ... 8)

Bankrupted Delph, probably ... 8)

*Gets enraged*

*Throws a menu a Lutt*
*Throws the egg roll at Jet*

*Starts smashing plates on the floor*

*Watches the angry hippy try to break the plastic plates*

Bouncy eh?

*Gets enraged*

*Throws a menu a Lutt*
*Throws the egg roll at Jet*

*Starts smashing plates on the floor*

*Watches the angry hippy try to break the plastic plates*

Bouncy eh?

*Grabs a fork and chases after Jet*

*Gets enraged*

*Throws a menu a Lutt*
*Throws the egg roll at Jet*

*Starts smashing plates on the floor*

*Watches the angry hippy try to break the plastic plates*

Bouncy eh?

*Grabs a fork and chases after Jet*

*Picks up a bread knife*

Sure you want to be doing that?

*Gets enraged*

*Throws a menu a Lutt*
*Throws the egg roll at Jet*

*Starts smashing plates on the floor*

*Watches the angry hippy try to break the plastic plates*

Bouncy eh?

*Grabs a fork and chases after Jet*

*Picks up a bread knife*

Sure you want to be doing that?

*Heroically attacks Jet*

*Heroically attacks Jet*

Pfft.... :roll:

*Chloroforms Screegor*

Shhh....silly rabbit.....go to sleep, go to sleep...

*Heroically attacks Jet*

Pfft.... :roll:

*Chloroforms Screegor*

Shhh....silly rabbit.....go to sleep, go to sleep...

*Feels a bit woozy*
*collapses stabing the fork into Jets foot*

*Sighs* Goes behind counter and gets out first aid pack. Takes out bonesaw, scalpel, bandages, and advances on Jet, smiling maniacally ...

*Sighs* Goes behind counter and gets out first aid pack. Takes out bonesaw, scalpel, bandages, and advances on Jet, smiling maniacally ...

It's a metal foot.....got it in 'Nam.

*Chloroforms Lang*

:roll:


*Sits down and starts to read the paper*

Curses! Foiled again!

*Wakes*

*Crawls onto the sofa*

Jet...

*pokes her nose in*

Hey kids

*pokes her nose in*

Hey kids

Iki, help Jets gone chloroform mad.

*pokes her nose in*

Hey kids

Iki, help Jets gone chloroform mad.

So what's new?

*pokes her nose in*

Hey kids

Iki, help Jets gone chloroform mad.

:roll:

Shhhhhh...


*Chloroforms Scree again*

*pokes her nose in*

Hey kids

Iki, help Jets gone chloroform mad.

:roll:

Shhhhhh...


*Chloroforms Scree again*

*Feels a resistance building to chloroform*

*Sits a hammer by his knee*

Just a backup... :twisted:




ooc: Got an appointment with the bank manager today...

TM, Jet

And what's the meeting about? :?

TM, Jet

And what's the meeting about? :?

*Gets paranoid*

Looks at Iki suspiciously

*sighs*
*sits down looking rather annoyed and watches the chloroform antics with quiet amusement*

TM, Jet

And what's the meeting about? :?

Getting a loan for a car....I hope. And changing to a normal account from a Student Royalties.

TM, Jet

And what's the meeting about? :?

Getting a loan for a car....I hope. And changing to a normal account from a Student Royalties.

You decided what you are getting yet?

Oh and hi Twy

TM, Jet

And what's the meeting about? :?

*Gets paranoid*

Looks at Iki suspiciously

Oh hush you...it was about things that you already know of

*sighs*
*sits down looking rather annoyed and watches the chloroform antics with quiet amusement*

Morning

*Grabs the chloroform off Jet and takes a good long sniff*

*Passes out*

TM, Jet

And what's the meeting about? :?

Getting a loan for a car....I hope. And changing to a normal account from a Student Royalties.

Cool...good luck with that

morning, I see the fun is still here
*yawns*

Better if I'm asleep than awake - can't be in trouble then!

*Grabs the chloroform off Jet and takes a good long sniff*

*Passes out*

:shock:

Better if I'm asleep than awake - can't be in trouble then!
A reasonable conclusion...

Better if I'm asleep than awake - can't be in trouble then!

Oh hon, I'm sure you're not in trouble

You decided what you are getting yet?

My faither came up with a suggestion...he has a mate who owns a garage, he said that if I told him what I wanted i.e. Small hatchback, Turbo Deisel, decent turn of speed...preferably a 306 or a Golf. Then he would go to the car auctions and get me one....all the ex-rental cars etc. He got my Uncle a 2 litre TD X reg Passat for £4k, ex-rental.

Better if I'm asleep than awake - can't be in trouble then!
A reasonable conclusion...

Not if he sleep-walks...or talks in his sleep :shock:

*Wakes*

*Looks round*

I'm in real need for a stimulant. Something to wake me up properly.

*Wakes*

*Looks round*

I'm in real need for a stimulant. Something to wake me up properly.

*Wakes*

*Looks round*

I'm in real need for a stimulant. Something to wake me up properly.

Don't look at me...my days of being stimulating are over

*Wakes*

*Looks round*

I'm in real need for a stimulant. Something to wake me up properly.

Don't look at me...my days of being stimulating are over

*Collapses next to Iki*
This day is starting to really drag, I really might go home 5 hours early in a minute!

*Collapses next to Iki*
This day is starting to really drag, I really might go home 5 hours early in a minute!

You've hardly been in today!

Tho neither have I & I'd go home if I could...but it's just too busy & I have far too much to do :(

Don't look at me...my days of being stimulating are over

*Gives a stern look*

Stop it.....

*Collapses next to Iki*
This day is starting to really drag, I really might go home 5 hours early in a minute!

You've hardly been in today!

Tho neither have I & I'd go home if I could...but it's just too busy & I have far too much to do :(

So do I, but then if I go I can't do it! And noone can find me either.

Might gather together some stuff and take it with me.
Got a student chasing after me as well, someone sent her to my fieldsite and I'm not there :twisted:

Don't look at me...my days of being stimulating are over

*Gives a stern look*

Stop it.....

*is abashed*

sorry

But I am going for a drink at lunchtime, so that's good, surely? :wink:

So do I, but then if I go I can't do it! And noone can find me either.

Might gather together some stuff and take it with me.
Got a student chasing after me as well, someone sent her to my fieldsite and I'm not there :twisted:

You've been hanging out with Evil Server too much...you're making evil plans now! :wink:

So do I, but then if I go I can't do it! And noone can find me either.

Might gather together some stuff and take it with me.
Got a student chasing after me as well, someone sent her to my fieldsite and I'm not there :twisted:

You've been hanging out with Evil Server too much...you're making evil plans now! :wink:

Its really quite funny as she has now vanished and noone knows where she is!!
Maybe the bog monster ate her! :twisted:

Maybe I did :twisted:

*Plays canned laughter in the background*

*Eyes the bog monster*
*Hey I know you*

Shes still missing which cuts down my workload for today!

Maybe I did :twisted:

*hides*

*Opens shop*

*Sits in the corner*

*Opens shop*

*Sits in the corner*

Morning

:?

What are you doing?

*Opens shop*

*Sits in the corner*

Morning

:?

What are you doing?

Well - sitting in the corner.

I thought that was obvious.

What are you doing? See thats a mystry.

Well - sitting in the corner.

I thought that was obvious.

What are you doing? See thats a mystry.

:roll:

I don't know what I'm doing...did you get my e-mail? I truly cannot believe how much sh*t has landed on me (fortunately not literally!) in 4 days

Well - sitting in the corner.

I thought that was obvious.

What are you doing? See thats a mystry.

:roll:

I don't know what I'm doing...did you get my e-mail? I truly cannot believe how much sh*t has landed on me (fortunately not literally!) in 4 days

Nothing today yet.
I might get the literal type later as I'm going to clean my greenhouse and thats covered with sh*t.

Nothing today yet.
I might get the literal type later as I'm going to clean my greenhouse and thats covered with sh*t.

Ewww!

Well, anyway, in addition to all the emotional stuff & work stuff, I now have another element on work/emotional crapness to deal with

Nothing today yet.
I might get the literal type later as I'm going to clean my greenhouse and thats covered with sh*t.

Ewww!

Well, anyway, in addition to all the emotional stuff & work stuff, I now have another element on work/emotional crapness to deal with

Got it now.
This email thing seems slow today.

*curls up around a cushion on the sofa*

See what I mean? :(

Perhaps we should do something fun today.

*Gets out a large bottle of tequilla*

*uncurls Iki and forces a glass into her hand*

*uncurls Iki and forces a glass into her hand*

*smiles reluctantly*

Tequila? Ok :D

Got no lemon or salt or anything.

*Starts drinking tequilla straight*

*tops up Ikis glass*

:shock:

*spits out straight tequila*

Ewww!

Back in a sec...

*heads out & to Red's Bar for Puppets down the road. Grabs limes & salt & heads back*

If we're going to do this, then lets do it properly

*slices up the limes*

I haven't been this organised for a long time!

Normally straight out the bottle for me.

*Trys to work out the lime and salt thing.*

Salt on the hand, lick it over, down the shot, stuff lime in mouth & try not fall over

*continues to slice*

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila...FLOOR!

My god you are drinking quick.
*Drops a lime, pours salt everywhere and downs a tequilla.*

Think I'll stick to it straight.

*Downs a couple*

*potters in*
*waves*
*sits down*
Morning y'all life is obviously sucking at the moment

My god you are drinking quick.
*Drops a lime, pours salt everywhere and downs a tequilla.*

Think I'll stick to it straight.

*Downs a couple*

Purist :P

*potters in*
*waves*
*sits down*
Morning y'all life is obviously sucking at the moment

Morning honey, wnat some tequila?

And yeah, life is sucking big-style...what's up with you?

*Nods to Twy, between shots*

some downess with rippless caused in the real world by events a while ago here.
upness but on the plus side we got £9000 worth of server and official linux disks,
downess the office move got put back
upness going to st albans to see old chummers
downess have to meet someone I distinctly dislike

and I'm tired
but all in all I'd say "Another glorious day in the corp"
I'll go or tequila slammers *shudders at the thought of streight tequila*

some downess with rippless caused in the real world by events a while ago here. :(
upness but on the plus side we got £9000 worth of server and official linux disks, :D
downess the office move got put back :(
upness going to st albans to see old chummers :D
downess have to meet someone I distinctly dislike :(

and I'm tired
but all in all I'd say "Another glorious day in the corp"
I'll go or tequila slammers *shudders at the thought of streight tequila*

Not really much I can say to all that

*Makes Twy a drink*

*Sits back and lets the alcohol cleanse the system*

*salts hand*
*licks salt*
*drinks tequila*
*sucks lime*
*gasps - shakes head, blinks*
*salts hand again*
*licks salt*
*drinks tequila*
*sucks lime*
*gasps - shakes head, blinks again*
*sniffs*
*salts hand again*
*licks salt*
*drinks tequila*
*sucks lime*
*gasps - shakes head, blinks again*
*wavers head*
*salts hand again*
*licks salt*
*drinks tequila*
*sucks lime*
*gasps - shakes head, blinks again*
*forehead feels fuzzy*
worry not Iki the Twy is used to issues caused by the rest of the world...
*salts hand*
it is the story of my
*licks salt*
*drinks tequila*
*sucks lime*
*gasps - shakes head, blinks again*
life... bahhhhh

*Trys to keep up with Twy*
This could end ugly

*Watches Iki drink another couple*

Doesn;t mean I like being the cause of crap for other people tho, cos I don't

*realises the bottle is emptying rapidly*

:shock:

*has more shots quickly before it all goes*

*grins in that "we're gonna get buried under the table way"*
*slams another tequila*
*looks around for music machine*
*sees one*
*slams another tequila*
*prowls towards the cd player and slips in an audioslave cd... pressess play*
*prowls back to seat*

*Pulls out a bottle of sloe gin*

Don't worry theres a backup!

*Takes another couple of shots!*

*shrugs*
*big sigh*
the problem with the world is people interprest things whatever way
*pours more tequila*
*salts hand*
is easiest for them to *eck*
*licks hand*
*downs tequila*
*sucks lime*
deal with them...
*blinks* *looks at bottle* damn we need more booze...
to quote withnail "I DEMAND MORE BOOZE* hmmmm does the offliscnence deliver?
often meaning demonise those who you have no contact with
*salts hand again*
and exonerating
*downs tequila*
Eckkkkk
*throws salt over shoulder*
*squeezes lime in eye*
owwwww!
*shakes head*
thats better

*curls up in a chair, watching Twy in amazement, trying to follow what he just said*

*shakes her head*

I'm sorry...wha wasstat?

*Collapses betwen Iki and Twy*

*Puts arms around them both*

*Starts singing*

*Walks in and see's the commotion*

http://wisoftware.host.sk/images/msn6/emoticons/51.jpg

*curls up in a chair, watching Twy in amazement, trying to follow what he just said*

*shakes her head*

I'm sorry...wha wasstat?
*thinks*
*strings sentances back together*
*ruffles screegors hair*
wheres that gin...
*gets back to stringing sentances back together*
right
problem with people in the world is that they interpret things in whatever way is easiest for them to do so, this means demonizing those people that they don't know and exonerating those that they do... case in point, we are the evil demons they are poor misguided fools...
*looks round*
from their pointsss of views
I still don't see the mmmm replacement booze
*slams another tequilla*
itssss the same with anything... I don't worry about it... I blame everyone, forgive them and get drunk, *smiles*

*Collapses betwen Iki and Twy*

*Puts arms around them both*

*Starts singing*

*slides gracefully off the chair onto the floor with a bump*

Ow :(

*Walks in and see's the commotion*

http://wisoftware.host.sk/images/msn6/emoticons/51.jpg

JET!!! :D

*tries to get up, fails, & just waves the bottle instead*

have a drink

*Pulls gin out of pocket and starts pouring glasses*

Are you up for it Jet?

*curls up in a chair, watching Twy in amazement, trying to follow what he just said*

*shakes her head*

I'm sorry...wha wasstat?
*thinks*
*strings sentances back together*
*ruffles screegors hair*
wheres that gin...
*gets back to stringing sentances back together*
right
problem with people in the world is that they interpret things in whatever way is easiest for them to do so, this means demonizing those people that they don't know and exonerating those that they do... case in point, we are the evil demons they are poor misguided fools...
*looks round*
from their pointsss of views
I still don't see the mmmm replacement booze
*slams another tequilla*
itssss the same with anything... I don't worry about it... I blame everyone, forgive them and get drunk, *smiles*

*hazards a guess at interpretation*

I'm an evil demon?

ooc: TM :wink:

*Walks in and see's the commotion*

http://wisoftware.host.sk/images/msn6/emoticons/51.jpg

JET!!! :D

*tries to get up, fails, & just waves the bottle instead*

have a drink
*helps iki up*

Ummmm....

*sniffs the bottle* :shock:

No thanks, I like my liver the way it is...not looking like a burst slipper.

*Pulls gin out of pocket and starts pouring glasses*

Are you up for it Jet?

*giggles*

As the actress said to the bishop :wink:

*hazards a guess at interpretation*

I'm an evil demon?

ooc: TM :wink:

isn't it obvious just look at those delicious looking horns!
*downs a gin*

*Walks in and see's the commotion*

http://wisoftware.host.sk/images/msn6/emoticons/51.jpg

JET!!! :D

*tries to get up, fails, & just waves the bottle instead*

have a drink
*helps iki up*

*resists all help & stays on the floor, clutching the now empty tequila bottle*

Ummmm....

*sniffs the bottle* :shock:

No thanks, I like my liver the way it is...not looking like a burst slipper.

:(

Some people are no fun

Ummmm....

*sniffs the bottle* :shock:

No thanks, I like my liver the way it is...not looking like a burst slipper.

*Drags Jet onto the sofa*

Sit down next to me....

*Drinks a swig of gin*

*hazards a guess at interpretation*

I'm an evil demon?

ooc: TM :wink:

isn't it obvious just look at those delicious looking horns!
*downs a gin*

Bah! You're thinking of someone else...I'm lovely & angelic & have wings

*wiggles her shoulderblades in a wing-flapping type way*

*burning sensation*
*realises that was not the thing to do*
*grabs a bottle drinks in hope to remove burning gulps*
*the worst taste on earth*
bahhhh who put vodka here
whats a liver?

Careful you might fly away.

ooc. Gets reminded by a night where someone thought they could fly

Bah! You're thinking of someone else...I'm lovely & angelic & have wings

*wiggles her shoulderblades in a wing-flapping type way*
*pile on floor after failed attempt help iki*
*laughs*
hate to tell ya miss but angels wings have feathers, like mine *points* not bat like bits...
*takes swig of gin to remove the taste of vodka*

Bah! You're thinking of someone else...I'm lovely & angelic & have wings

*wiggles her shoulderblades in a wing-flapping type way*
*pile on floor after failed attempt help iki*
*laughs*
hate to tell ya miss but angels wings have feathers, like mine *points* not bat like bits...
*takes swig of gin to remove the taste of vodka*

*attempts to look over her own shoulder*

Fairy wings then?

Careful you might fly away.

ooc. Gets reminded by a night where someone thought they could fly

Then I might be arrested by flight police for being drinking & flying :D

ooc: is this a bad story?

Careful you might fly away.

ooc. Gets reminded by a night where someone thought they could fly

Then I might be arrested by flight police for being drinking & flying :D

ooc: is this a bad story?

*Forces a drink down Jets throat*

ooc. they just ended with a visit to the dentist.

*attempts to look over her own shoulder*

Fairy wings then?

*looks lazily*
yeah I'll buy that, fairys are cool,
*realises he still has the bottle of vodka...*
oh I'm going to pay for this... for days...
*swigs another bit of vodka*
*intence fuzzy sensation at nose and forehead*
we should go zombie hunting...

Careful you might fly away.

ooc. Gets reminded by a night where someone thought they could fly

Then I might be arrested by flight police for being drinking & flying :D

ooc: is this a bad story?

*Forces a drink down Jets throat*

ooc. they just ended with a visit to the dentist.

ooc: phew!

We could go and play in the snow?

*Drinks some more gin*
*Passes the bottle to Iki*

they were mad... only I CAN FLY!
*isn't willing to stand up to prove it though*
...
hmmmmmm *looks round for mischief*

*Continues pouring alcohol into Jet*

I think hes fallen asleep.

we should go zombie hunting...

*gives this some consideration*

Why?

we should go zombie hunting...

*gives this some consideration*

Why?

Drunk zombies are funny??

We could go and play in the snow?

*Drinks some more gin*
*Passes the bottle to Iki*

What snow? :?

*drinks some gin & passes the bottle to Twy*

they were mad... only I CAN FLY!
*isn't willing to stand up to prove it though*
...
hmmmmmm *looks round for mischief*

*peers fuzzily at Twy*

Can you?

they were mad... only I CAN FLY!
*isn't willing to stand up to prove it though*
...
hmmmmmm *looks round for mischief*

*peers fuzzily at Twy*

Can you?

we should go zombie hunting...

*gives this some consideration*

Why?

Drunk zombies are funny??

Are the zombies drunk? I thought we were drunk?