NationStates Jolt Archive

a revolving reinforced steel door, a table made of styrafoam, walls covered in pictures of animals, a large selection of meals.

Welcome to Tar's resturant!

Can I have a soy burger with extra bok choy?

coming right up

*hands vitania the burger*

Ewwwe, yuk, I was just joking. Take it away! Just give me some spam.

:? alright then, *hands vitania a can of spam*

Open the can!

Can I get an angus burger with grilled onions fries and a human head......well done on the human head

*opens the can*

I would like a fried egg sanwich, a side of sweet potato fries , and a bucket of gravy.

Thank you.

i dont serve sentient species, sorry


LM: *gives LM the burger*

Oh yes give me a bucket of gravy too......human heads need gravy

Thanks.... I am going to need more gravy.

i dont serve sentient species, sorry


LM: *gives LM the burger*


Dare you defy me! I can get this place condemned! I can writes a letter to your board of tourism!

*gives them 20 litres of gravy*

*gives them 20 litres of gravy*


UUUUHHHHHHMMMMMMM....gravy.

this restarant(sp?) is guarded by anthro tigers, so i advise you not to cause trouble

*gives them 20 litres of gravy*



*Drinks gravy gets gravy-drink goes out to steal tampons from old ladies*

this restarant(sp?) is guarded by anthro tigers, so i advise you not to cause trouble


Im not scared of your tigers *drinks more gravy* bring em on!

*kicks Aliedel out,(you're ignored as well)

*kicks Aliedel out,(you're ignored as well)


*comes back in* you can ignore me but I'm still here I'm ignoring you *steals salt packet*

Could i please get a hamburger without the bun

Could i please get a hamburger without the bun
could i get some service here

sorry, *chucks lapse some half-cooked meat patties*

sorry, *chucks lapse some half-cooked meat patties*mmm...rat meat

and some coke over here :P

*gives lapse a 3ltr bottle of coke*

*gives lapse a 3ltr bottle of coke*
only 3 :shock:

*drinks it anyway*

i think il pass on the gravy...although could i get some custard :D

*gives lapse a 50megalitre bottle of coke*

now thats more like it :D

*gets squashed by huge bottle of coke*
"expect to hear from my lawyer unless i get custard now !"

*injects lapse with some calm-down drugs*

*injects lapse with some calm-down drugs*
*oohh look.... a purple dinosaur on teh roof :D*

*watches the customer slowly sink to the floor, then chucks it out the door*

*shoots TAR with an elephant gun thinking he is a dinosaur*