NationStates Jolt Archive

Think up of all the weird questions your grandchildren will ask in 2050. Questions they may ask will be:

"Is it TRUE Canada was STILL a nation in 2004? Wow!"

"They only had HETERO marriages? How EVIL!"

"Iraq was ONE nation?"

"They thought Osama was ALIVE? HA!"

"Michael Jackson was only on his 5th face at the time? woah!"

"Economy? What's an economy?"

"People actually went swimming without SPF 200?"

"What's a minimum wage?"

"What's a vacation?"

"What was the old Constitution like before they replaced it?"

"Why are Pakistan and India all covered with glass?"

ALL CORRECT

Why does my ass hurt?

In the future..the word "butt" will be replaced with a well known NS posters name.

Thus people will forever say:

"Oh dammit were out of toilet paper...how am I gonna wipe my Raysia?"










Oh relax people....its was funny, and I was only kidding.

In the future..the word "butt" will be replaced with a well known NS posters name.

Thus people will forever say:

"Oh dammit were out of toilet paper...how am I gonna wipe my Raysia?"










Oh relax people....its was funny, and I was only kidding.

:lol:

What was it like before the government actually started caring about its people?

What was Mexico?

What happened to the area labeled Isreal/Palestine on you old 2004 map?

Where did California go?

What was it like before space travel?

What was it like when the U.S. was still a superpower?

Why does my ass hurt?

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WIPE IT WITH BACKWOODSQUATCES WHEN YOU WENT TO THE TOILET

"Is it TRUE Canada was STILL a nation in 2004? Wow!"


I should hope not, it would be a major loss to lose such a friendly nation.

"Michael Jackson was only on his 5th face at the time? woah!"

No...

"Is it true Michael Jackson was a black man before he became a white woman?"

or...

"You mean that 'Thriller' was sung by that guy in jail?"

Why does my ass hurt?

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WIPE IT WITH BACKWOODSQUATCES WHEN YOU WENT TO THE TOILET

See people....THIS is why im an athiest. :wink:

Why does my ass hurt?

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WIPE IT WITH BACKWOODSQUATCES WHEN YOU WENT TO THE TOILET

See people....THIS is why im an athiest. :wink:

I CAN STILL SMITE YOU, YOU KNOW.
*CHECKS DIARY*
I CAN FIT IN YOUR SMITING ON THURSDAY AT 2PM. GOOD FOR YOU?

Why does my ass hurt?

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WIPE IT WITH BACKWOODSQUATCES WHEN YOU WENT TO THE TOILET

See people....THIS is why im an athiest. :wink:

I CAN STILL SMITE YOU, YOU KNOW.
*CHECKS DIARY*
I CAN FIT IN YOUR SMITING ON THURSDAY AT 2PM. GOOD FOR YOU?

OOOh...

Thursdays no good..

I think im free sometime in 2067.....

(Some of these may be a bit localish to me)

In 2050 Grandpa Daistallia might tell the many grandkids:

Once upon a time people spoke lots of other languages besides English, Spanish, French, and Mandarin.

A long time ago the foreign population of Japan was only 1%, not 30%.

I remeber when people still used phones with what we called a land line.

I remember a time when nuclear weapons meant the cold war, NATO, the USSR, and China, not terrorists, India, Pakistan, North Korea, and Israel.
There was also a time when only Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and a few deserts and Pacific Islands had been nuked, before Islamabad, Dehli, Seoul, and LA.

I remember when Korea was two countries.

Many years ago, the US had this stupid embargo on Cuba.

Once upon a time, there were more white people in the US than black or brown.

Yep, I voted for President XYZ, the first woman president of the US.

I remember the big flap when Emperess Aiko was installed.

I can remember a time when Russia was a terrible economy.

The big Social Security failure sure was a bad time for alot of folks back home in the US.

Back when I was a kid, lots of people did the same job for most of their lives.

(Lots more later)

This is a creature who ate God.

Seriously, just check out acidrefluxcomic.cpm

http://www.acidrefluxcomic.com/archive/c455.jpg

Christmas? Oh, you must mean X-Mas!

Work? What's that? You mean my welfare money comes from people who work?!

Oil? They faught over fossils? Why couldn't they just mine water like we do?

In the future..the word "butt" will be replaced with a well known NS posters name.

Thus people will forever say:

"Oh dammit were out of toilet paper...how am I gonna wipe my Raysia?"

Oh relax people....its was funny, and I was only kidding.Oh hurry up and flush, I need to use the BackwoodsSquatches (toilet)! :P

"Is it TRUE Canada was STILL a nation in 2004? Wow!"


I should hope not, it would be a major loss to lose such a friendly nation.

Aside:
If Canada splits (not such a big if), it would be into at least 2, possibly as many as 6 (or more), entities.
A possible 6 way division:
- The West (British Columbia and Yukon)
- The Center (Ontario, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba)
- Quebec
- The Maritimes (New Brunswick, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island)
- The Northwest Territories
- Nunavut
(Alberta going with either the Western or Central Provinces)

A three way division (Quebec, Canada, and the Maritimes, with the later quite possibly trying to become one or more US states) would be most likely.

*la bamba* In the year two thoouuusaaaannndd....!

Ben Stiller is brutally killed after successfully ruining the motion picture industry with the release of Gigli 2!

In the future..the word "butt" will be replaced with a well known NS posters name.

Thus people will forever say:

"Oh dammit were out of toilet paper...how am I gonna wipe my Raysia?"

Oh relax people....its was funny, and I was only kidding.Oh hurry up and flush, I need to use the BackwoodsSquatches (toilet)! :P

AHA!!
It worked!!

Very well....we can begin...

In the future:

The name of a certain NS poster will be used as a euphemism for "being out of luck"..

example:

"Man..Im down to my last twenty bucks and my rent is due tomorrow."
"Thats too bad.....Looks like your Raysia'ed".


HEE-HEEEE!

Your turn...

In the future:

The name of a certain NS liberal will be used as a euphemism for his most common product, sh!t... (specifically bullsh!t :P)

BackwoodsSquatches=BS for a reason ;)

Example:

Bumperstickers on VW Busses will say "BackwoodsSquatches Happens"

In the future:

The name of a certain NS liberal will be used as a euphemism for his most common product, sh!t... (specifically bullsh!t :P)

BackwoodsSquatches=BS for a reason ;)

Example:

Bumperstickers on VW Busses will say "BackwoodsSquatches Happens"


OOOOOO...

I laughed despite myself on that one.

You bastard. :wink:

hang on..Im thinking.....