NationStates Jolt Archive


Daily Dose of Right Thought - 4/3/04

Panhandlia
04-04-2004, 04:32
Saturday night, and what are you doing online? Of course, if you're under 18, the answer is clear. Quick reminder for those of you in the United States, Daylight Savings Time starts tonight, so make sure you set your clocks ahead one hour before you go to bed (except in Arizona, and Indiana.) Tonight the selection is just a small one...you know, there are other things out there.

- We're proud to announce an addition to the Daily Dose...a comic strip called "Day by Day," penned by Chris Muir.
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/

- NASA recently announced the Spirit and Opportunity rovers had discovered what could be considered the traces of an ancient bed of saltwater in Mars, which could have held primitive life. Lanny Grant thinks this explains a lot about John Kerry.
http://mensnewsdaily.com/archive/g/grant/2004/grant040204.htm

- Bob Parks never ceases to amaze and amuse with his cutting observations of the world. Tonight he starts his column by writing
It’s just the start of April but some fools got a head start…
You can read the rest...it's really good.
http://mensnewsdaily.com/archive/p/parks/2004/parks040304.htm

- We all have read the phony resume for George Bush the Left likes to use to spam your email inbox..you have even seen it pop up on a thread not long ago. Joe Mariani received it for the ump-teenth time recently and decided to debunk the claims in the "resume." Very interesting read.
http://mensnewsdaily.com/archive/m-n/mariani/2004/mariani040304.htm

As I type this, the YellowJackets of Georgia Tech University will be playing for the NCAA men's basketball National Championship, with the final game to be held on Monday, 4/5/04. They will face the winner of the game between the Connecticut Huskies and the Duke Blue Devils, after defeating the Oklahoma State Cowboys on a last-second play by Will Bynum. As I type, Duke is beating Connecticut, 45-39. Stay tuned!
Collaboration
04-04-2004, 07:09
Thought for the Day

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.