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i need a girlfriend

04-04-2004, 01:49
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.
Lasai
04-04-2004, 01:51
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.

see post a few lines down...if you live in BC
Ifracombe
04-04-2004, 01:52
Honestly, you really shouldn't be looking on the internet, get out and meet real people (not saying real people aren't on here, but people act different on the internet) and live. To appreciate something you need life experiances.
04-04-2004, 06:23
bump.
NSZA
04-04-2004, 06:24
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.



hey big boy whats happening :wink:
Colodia
04-04-2004, 06:24
OmG lIeK A/s/l?


Good gawd man! Your giving usguys a bad name! Now get out there, and find a REAL girl! If your "cute" then prove it!
04-04-2004, 06:25
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.



hey big boy whats happening :wink:
Word of advice to Karadara: if you want to get in NZSA's pants, all you need is a sock and some lubricant.
04-04-2004, 06:25
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.
Look here. (http://bride.ru/?brid=3014)
NSZA
04-04-2004, 06:30
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.



hey big boy whats happening :wink:
Word of advice to Karadara: if you want to get in NZSA's pants, all you need is a sock and some lubricant.

:roll: :wink:
04-04-2004, 06:32
Allow me to say one thing. The Internet is NOT a place to find companionship. There really isn't a plus side to "dating" online. If you really want a girlfriend, then go out and look for one. If she's going to be worth it in the long run, she won't fall in your lap out of nowhere. If you're cute and nice to the women you associate with, then there could be possibilities for you right under your nose. Don't spend your time online in an AOL chatroom with little 12 year olds saying "OMG ur so kewl lol pix plz?!?!" There's nothing for you in there.
Vitania
04-04-2004, 06:32
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.
Look here. (http://bride.ru/?brid=3014)

That's funny. :lol:
NSZA
04-04-2004, 06:33
Allow me to say one thing. The Internet is NOT a place to find companionship. There really isn't a plus side to "dating" online. If you really want a girlfriend, then go out and look for one. If she's going to be worth it in the long run, she won't fall in your lap out of nowhere. If you're cute and nice to the women you associate with, then there could be possibilities for you right under your nose. Don't spend your time online in an AOL chatroom with little 12 year olds saying "OMG ur so kewl lol pix plz?!?!" There's nothing for you in there.

gives the n00b a cookie ....god job
NSZA
04-04-2004, 06:34
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.
Look here. (http://bride.ru/?brid=3014)

That's funny. :lol:

that you go there everyday lol :wink:
04-04-2004, 06:34
point 1 some of us females on here ARE real women
point 2 People have actually met and fallen in love online and carried it over to real life
point 3 he went out on a limb give him some credit
point 4 everyone gets lonely sometimes, dont do anything desperate, singleness is good too especially if you wait for the right person.
NSZA
04-04-2004, 06:35
point 1 some of us females on here ARE real women
point 2 People have actually met and fallen in love online and carried it over to real life
point 3 he went out on a limb give him some credit
point 4 everyone gets lonely sometimes, dont do anything desperate, singleness is good too especially if you wait for the right person.

safe sex is in the palm of you hand :wink:
Ryanania
04-04-2004, 06:37
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.... Where to start?

How old are you, kid? You have a lot to learn. First of all, you are not likely to even find a girl who lives anywhere near you on this forum. Second, if you do find a girl here, she is almost certainly going to be morbidly obese. Third, "she" will probably be a homo/bisexual guy who at best wants to masturbate to your conversations, and at worst will stalk and rape and kill you.
04-04-2004, 06:38
Claddagh, I respect the name you have. I never said that anyone in here was faking what sex they were. I'm just saying that the forums of NationStates is probably not a very promising area to find someone to "hook up" with locally. If he wants to advertise his singleness, there is sure to be a listing of some sort in his local newspaper. Depending on his age, he could go to a single's bar, or some safe parties held by the city around where he lives.

I've seen too many people "fall in love" online and be lead around by someone on the other side that's just interested in phone sex or trading pictures. The internet isn't the best area to try to find a significant other.
04-04-2004, 06:38
Allow me to say one thing. The Internet is NOT a place to find companionship. There really isn't a plus side to "dating" online. If you really want a girlfriend, then go out and look for one. If she's going to be worth it in the long run, she won't fall in your lap out of nowhere. If you're cute and nice to the women you associate with, then there could be possibilities for you right under your nose. Don't spend your time online in an AOL chatroom with little 12 year olds saying "OMG ur so kewl lol pix plz?!?!" There's nothing for you in there.
Sod off. Your, like, so not kewl!!!
04-04-2004, 06:38
point 1 some of us females on here ARE real women
point 2 People have actually met and fallen in love online and carried it over to real life
point 3 he went out on a limb give him some credit
point 4 everyone gets lonely sometimes, dont do anything desperate, singleness is good too especially if you wait for the right person.

yes true love can be found online..my current GF was a chat buddy
04-04-2004, 06:39
point 1 some of us females on here ARE real women
point 2 People have actually met and fallen in love online and carried it over to real life
point 3 he went out on a limb give him some credit
point 4 everyone gets lonely sometimes, dont do anything desperate, singleness is good too especially if you wait for the right person.

safe sex is in the palm of you hand :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice one!!!
Socalist Peoples
04-04-2004, 06:39
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.
try posting a pic.... :D
666 The Heritic State
04-04-2004, 06:41
point 1 some of us females on here ARE real women
point 2 People have actually met and fallen in love online and carried it over to real life
point 3 he went out on a limb give him some credit
point 4 everyone gets lonely sometimes, dont do anything desperate, singleness is good too especially if you wait for the right person.

safe sex is in the palm of you hand :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice one!!!

Gold.
04-04-2004, 06:42
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.

I find it a little weird that you say you're "looking for a girlfriend", it makes it sound like you don't care about the person you care about the status. But even if you're just going to look for a chick, heck even if you're going to look online, for the love of whomever you worship DON'T USE NATIONSTATES! Maybe you haven't looked into some of the spammier/more hate-filled threads, as I see you haven't posted much, but really, this site has a larger concentration of jerks than I expect the world in general. If you're looking online, use a dating site, then you're more likely to find people your speed.


P.S. You sound like my type, but I've already kinda got a situation, plus I'm only 14, so yeah.
04-04-2004, 06:42
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.
try posting a pic.... :D
...wearing a hood and mask. That adds mystery to your persona. And hold out your right arm handpalm pointing down. To indicate you height.
04-04-2004, 06:43
point 1 some of us females on here ARE real women
point 2 People have actually met and fallen in love online and carried it over to real life
point 3 he went out on a limb give him some credit
point 4 everyone gets lonely sometimes, dont do anything desperate, singleness is good too especially if you wait for the right person.

safe sex is in the palm of you hand :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice one!!!

Gold.

yeah, that would have to be THE best thing Tar has ever posted.... EVER
666 The Heritic State
04-04-2004, 06:44
Indeed.
NSZA
04-04-2004, 06:46
point 1 some of us females on here ARE real women
point 2 People have actually met and fallen in love online and carried it over to real life
point 3 he went out on a limb give him some credit
point 4 everyone gets lonely sometimes, dont do anything desperate, singleness is good too especially if you wait for the right person.

safe sex is in the palm of you hand :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice one!!!

Gold.

yeah, that would have to be THE best thing Tar has ever posted.... EVER

no i have better but i don say it..
04-04-2004, 08:35
NS: an interesting starting place to find a girlfriend.

:lol: 8)

Jim
James The Mighty
04-04-2004, 08:54
good luck to you mate but please try this patented method

girls who don't drink beer are lame
host a party inviting lots of girls and weed out the lame ones by only serving beer
then lure the cute lame ones up to your room where there is a secret stash of spirits

end result= fit girl, drunk, in your room thanking you for getting her spirits

works every time
Johnistan
04-04-2004, 09:00
Ahh yes...date rape..
Free Fire Zones
04-04-2004, 10:15
For the longest time I wanted a girlfriend; thought I needed one to make my life complete. Could never find one though.
Then the next thing I knew I had two girlfriends :shock:
They each initiated the relationship and asked me to keep it quiet for different personal reasons in each case.
Now what I need is a soap opera.

Emperor Pro-Tem "Big D"
"Mundus Vult Decipi"
James The Mighty
05-04-2004, 08:57
you don't need a stable relationship until your thirty i enjoy being single and having one night stands
Jello Biafra
05-04-2004, 09:48
On-line is a good place to find someone, but it's unlikely you'll find someone local on here. Try going to a local chat room.
Bigga Boobies
05-04-2004, 09:52
How old are you :?: :wink:
06-04-2004, 19:07
How old are you :?: :wink:

16
u?
Transnapastain
06-04-2004, 19:35
I dunno man, I sympathize about needing to find a girlfriend, 18, by the way, but i don't think that the Internet is the best place to look, in my experiences, Internet relationships fail 9 times outta 10, and its really not worth it. NOT to say you CANT meet someone on line, but the odds are stacked against you

i DO however, wish you success in your quest, good luck
Lakarian
06-04-2004, 19:40
Amazingly enough Internet relationships do work out sometimes, I met my wife online about a year ago (On another site, though we went on a date to a party here on a weekend night in June). Still actually starting a relationship on this site in particuliar is another story, I can think of only one NS couple off the top of my head that is still together.
Transnapastain
06-04-2004, 19:44
Amazingly enough Internet relationships do work out sometimes, I met my wife online about a year ago (On another site, though we went on a date to a party here on a weekend night in June). Still actually starting a relationship on this site in particuliar is another story, I can think of only one NS couple off the top of my head that is still together.

yeah, its possible, and congrats, but, for the most part, i've seen them do nothing buy fizzile out. Also, you're a bit older, than him, im assuming, you are both prolly looking for diffrent things. I dunno, theres a lot of factors to take into account

Anything is possible though!
06-04-2004, 19:46
It's funny the amount of flaming the guy got just to say how he feels... I remember when I first went on the internet 6 years ago.. I always tried to find a girlfriend online... and then I met Palmala...


:lol:
06-04-2004, 19:48
Allow me to say one thing. The Internet is NOT a place to find companionship. There really isn't a plus side to "dating" online. If you really want a girlfriend, then go out and look for one. If she's going to be worth it in the long run, she won't fall in your lap out of nowhere. If you're cute and nice to the women you associate with, then there could be possibilities for you right under your nose. Don't spend your time online in an AOL chatroom with little 12 year olds saying "OMG ur so kewl lol pix plz?!?!" There's nothing for you in there.
Sod off. Your, like, so not kewl!!!
crazy baz 8) tered
Transnapastain
06-04-2004, 19:54
It's funny the amount of flaming the guy got just to say how he feels... I remember when I first went on the internet 6 years ago.. I always tried to find a girlfriend online... and then I met Palmala...


:lol:

heh, its kinda sad that that sort of thing happens so much on NS, General in particular, that someone gets on, says something they feel about, or tries to start a worthwile debate, or admits to being gay, or anything! and within the 1st 3 or 4 posts we get

"lol, j00 stupid n00b, ur a fag!!!!!shft +1!!111111"

Kinda feel bad for the people who only wanted to be honest or have a good time
Onion Pirates
07-04-2004, 00:00
http://page.freett.com/zukokan/img412.jpg
4m3r1ca
07-04-2004, 03:08
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.



hey big boy whats happening :wink:
Word of advice to Karadara: if you want to get in NZSA's pants, all you need is a sock and some lubricant.

<_< >_> <_>

Sock... Check. Smells bad, but check nonetheless.
Lubricant... DAMNIT!
Layarteb
07-04-2004, 03:10
If you motives are true and your morals and intentions are good then I wish the best of luck to you though you should try elsewhere rather then the internet. Never know what kind of sickos you meet there. If your motives, intentions, and morals are false and bad then I wish you nothing more then failure.
Onion Pirates
07-04-2004, 22:50
Avast! We gat an even grander red "x" this time, arrrr!
Onion Pirates
07-04-2004, 22:56
...
Onion Pirates
07-04-2004, 22:56
What's with these *!&%#*!%$!#! images??? :x
Onion Pirates
07-04-2004, 22:56
Can't even delete my own stuff!! :evil:
07-04-2004, 23:18
Under Authoritarian Feminism, sexual relationships are not allowed. All men and women are equal and have to be comrades.
07-04-2004, 23:20
Under Authoritarian Feminism, sexual relationships are not allowed. All men and women are equal and have to be comrades.

Yeah? Then what? :)
At Lantis
07-04-2004, 23:43
i'm looking for a girlfriend right now. here's some info on me:

i'm very social. i can talk about anything with anybody and can make friends very easily with people that are not my type. i love history, i'm like an addict. i have a good stature and broad shoulders. girls find me cute and nice to them. i don't like to party and prefer going to the movies, hanging out at a house to discuss or debate about anything or simply have dinner somewhere.... Where to start?

How old are you, kid? You have a lot to learn. First of all, you are not likely to even find a girl who lives anywhere near you on this forum. Second, if you do find a girl here, she is almost certainly going to be morbidly obese. Third, "she" will probably be a homo/bisexual guy who at best wants to masturbate to your conversations, and at worst will stalk and rape and kill you.

Ok, I object to being labelled 'morbidly obese' because I use the internet. I can assure you, I am not at all obese.

There are people around here who know the meaning of respect, even if it can be hard to find. But hey, its just like that in the real world anyway. Anyone you meet at a dating service could be an axe murderer and you wouldn't know it. Like anywhere else, you just have to take the proper precautions.

Perhaps you should learn to be open minded.
At Lantis
07-04-2004, 23:47
Allow me to say one thing. The Internet is NOT a place to find companionship. There really isn't a plus side to "dating" online. If you really want a girlfriend, then go out and look for one. If she's going to be worth it in the long run, she won't fall in your lap out of nowhere. If you're cute and nice to the women you associate with, then there could be possibilities for you right under your nose. Don't spend your time online in an AOL chatroom with little 12 year olds saying "OMG ur so kewl lol pix plz?!?!" There's nothing for you in there.

Once again, lets keep an open mind people....

I disagree with your assertion that your ideal long term boyfriend/girlfriend won't fall in your lap. I've found (more than once) that when you're not looking, the right person comes along without you having to do anything. You just have to know to take up the opportunity.

OK, so that doesn't happen to everyone, and I agree that in some cases you could make an effort if you wanted to find that significant other, but I don't see why that effort could not be done on the internet, as he was doing here.
Onion Pirates
08-04-2004, 00:02
Allow me to say one thing. The Internet is NOT a place to find companionship. There really isn't a plus side to "dating" online. If you really want a girlfriend, then go out and look for one. If she's going to be worth it in the long run, she won't fall in your lap out of nowhere. If you're cute and nice to the women you associate with, then there could be possibilities for you right under your nose. Don't spend your time online in an AOL chatroom with little 12 year olds saying "OMG ur so kewl lol pix plz?!?!" There's nothing for you in there.

Once again, lets keep an open mind people....

I disagree with your assertion that your ideal long term boyfriend/girlfriend won't fall in your lap. I've found (more than once) that when you're not looking, the right person comes along without you having to do anything. You just have to know to take up the opportunity.

OK, so that doesn't happen to everyone, and I agree that in some cases you could make an effort if you wanted to find that significant other, but I don't see why that effort could not be done on the internet, as he was doing here.

*falls into Lantis' lap*


Arrr, here I be, darlin'. :wink:
Necrophilico
08-04-2004, 00:26
OMGPIXPLZ!!!111!!11oneone
KTHXBAI!!!!11!
Roguing Rogues
08-04-2004, 00:30
I need... to post.
Onion Pirates
13-04-2004, 00:13
*head falls on hard surface as 'Lantis and her lap depart*

Ow!
Darlin', why leave me now? Did I insult you? No!
I think ye're a ravishin' lady indeed, witty, charming...and gone...