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Got these off a magizine...as follows are the best ones :arrow:
1.Slide Hide
"Last half term, we went out for the day at an adventure park.I went down this massive slide and when I got up I 'd split my trousers!I had bright red pants on and everyone saw them.All day I worked around looking stupid!!!" :oops: :oops: :oops:
JT Fan, 15.
2.Loud Mouth
"I was in French the other day when my teacher asked me a question-I was about to answer but I let out loud Burp!"
Charlie, 13.
3.BellyFlop whopper
"In swimming I dived off the side of the pool.But I endeed up doing a huge bellyflop and it left big red lines all down my legs.My teacher kept asking me if I was alright while everyone wet themselves laughing!"
Kelly, 12.

Got these off a magizine...as follows are the best ones :arrow:
1.Slide Hide
"Last half term, we went out for the day at an adventure park.I went down this massive slide and when I got up I 'd split my trousers!I had bright red pants on and everyone saw them.All day I worked around looking stupid!!!" :oops: :oops: :oops:
JT Fan, 15.
2.Loud Mouth
"I was in French the other day when my teacher asked me a question-I was about to answer but I let out loud Burp!"
Charlie, 13.
3.BellyFlop whopper
"In swimming I dived off the side of the pool.But I endeed up doing a huge bellyflop and it left big red lines all down my legs.My teacher kept asking me if I was alright while everyone wet themselves laughing!"
Kelly, 12.
LIke them anyone??????
Hello?
Reply? :roll: :cry:

I have another one to add to your list. How about "the time when I couldn't even remember how to spell 'moments' correctly"?

Or, for that matter, "the day I forgot how to spell embarrassing!!!!!111one"

ooooo. harsh. yet funny
HA

Embarassing is spelled wrong! I guess I was too distracted with the double "m" on moments to notice! Heh, heh.

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Got these off a magizine...as follows are the best ones :arrow:
3.BellyFlop whopper
"In swimming I dived off the side of the pool.But I endeed up doing a huge bellyflop and it left big red lines all down my legs.My teacher kept asking me if I was alright while everyone wet themselves laughing!"
Kelly, 12.

I dunno... if everyone else wet themselves I'd think they'd have more reason to be embarrased than Kelly!

This one time in Band camp.... oh wait, im not gonna tell anyone that one :lol:

Those were good do some more :D

Those were crap, please, find something of more value than this before you even ponder posting.

Those were crap, please, find something of more value than this before you even ponder posting.
Cheek!Ok...I've got another from a different magizine:
{and if you don't like them, either shut up or waste time checking my spellings.} :lol:
1.Sleepover scare
"My Friends and I were having a :lol: at my birthday Sleepover.Then we heard a noise in the kitchen.I knew it wasn't my mum as she was out and dad was working upstairs.Me and My Friends crept downstairs with my rounders bat.I saw this figure and, thinking it was a burglar, hit him on the head.I switched the light on and found I had hit my uncle, who had popped round to see Dad."
Sally.

Or, for that matter, "the day I forgot how to spell embarrassing!!!!!111one"
:cry:

Or, for that matter, "the day I forgot how to spell embarrassing!!!!!111one"
:cry:

Awwwww. *Hug* They didn't mean it. :(

I was a young Marine, all of 20 yrs old on a Meditteranean deployment (roughly Spain, France, Italy, Greece, Turkey, Israel, Egypt, and on the way out Moracco)..we were in Marseilles France and were whooping it up bigtime..we had met some french women at a club, luckily we had two cajuns in our unit who could speak French...so we were having a blast. Well..we didn't realize this club was also frequented by members of the French Foreign Legion's 22nd Demi-Brigade out of Corsica (if memory serves me)...and like any situation where you have two machoistic type military units..words flew over "club rights"..after words..fists...after fists, whatever we had at hand...

Where is young Marine at this time...underneath a bar table with a bottle of French wine..hey...I didn't get to drink this stuff at the cheap price it was back at home..I was going to finish it...

Then I thought...."Hey..this is the bar fight you've always imagined..John Wayne wouldn't be sitting on his ass under a table"...so I got up..well..and got promptly smacked with a chair..was unconscious and woke up in the french jail...starring at my Battaltion Commander who wasn't too happy with being woken up at 3am by the French police inspector to come down and bail out his Marines..lol...

I was a young Marine, all of 20 yrs old on a Meditteranean deployment (roughly Spain, France, Italy, Greece, Turkey, Israel, Egypt, and on the way out Moracco)..we were in Marseilles France and were whooping it up bigtime..we had met some french women at a club, luckily we had two cajuns in our unit who could speak French...so we were having a blast. Well..we didn't realize this club was also frequented by members of the French Foreign Legion's 22nd Demi-Brigade out of Corsica (if memory serves me)...and like any situation where you have two machoistic type military units..words flew over "club rights"..after words..fists...after fists, whatever we had at hand...

Where is young Marine at this time...underneath a bar table with a bottle of French wine..hey...I didn't get to drink this stuff at the cheap price it was back at home..I was going to finish it...

Then I thought...."Hey..this is the bar fight you've always imagined..John Wayne wouldn't be sitting on his ass under a table"...so I got up..well..and got promptly smacked with a chair..was unconscious and woke up in the french jail...starring at my Battaltion Commander who wasn't too happy with being woken up at 3am by the French police inspector to come down and bail out his Marines..lol...

I was a young Marine, all of 20 yrs old on a Meditteranean deployment (roughly Spain, France, Italy, Greece, Turkey, Israel, Egypt, and on the way out Moracco)..we were in Marseilles France and were whooping it up bigtime..we had met some french women at a club, luckily we had two cajuns in our unit who could speak French...so we were having a blast. Well..we didn't realize this club was also frequented by members of the French Foreign Legion's 22nd Demi-Brigade out of Corsica (if memory serves me)...and like any situation where you have two machoistic type military units..words flew over "club rights"..after words..fists...after fists, whatever we had at hand...

Where is young Marine at this time...underneath a bar table with a bottle of French wine..hey...I didn't get to drink this stuff at the cheap price it was back at home..I was going to finish it...

Then I thought...."Hey..this is the bar fight you've always imagined..John Wayne wouldn't be sitting on his ass under a table"...so I got up..well..and got promptly smacked with a chair..was unconscious and woke up in the french jail...starring at my Battaltion Commander who wasn't too happy with being woken up at 3am by the French police inspector to come down and bail out his Marines..lol...
What????? :?

Oh well. SPAM

haha, good one Salishe.

I'm on an exhibition rifle drill team for my detachment. Every year, Tulane and RPI hold drill meets for various branches and their detachments or units to come compete. This year we went to Tulane, as it was over Mardi Gras and we planned on partying like only Miami students can.

So we go down to Tulane and promptly notice that we are the only ones there not in service dress. We take the field in our boots, BDU pants, black T's (no BDU blouses) and some sheisty looking berets. While we're on the field, the Marine gunny running the show politely informs our Major of our unauthorized uniform, which had already gotten us lots of attention. Even the other AF kids wouldn't talk to us. To personalize matters, my bra strap falls down in the beginning of the performance. Unable to fix this, I held my bearing and continued on. Only to hear the Navy yelling and making a big show of it from the bleachers. That night we were on Bourban street and met some of the Marines from the meet, who remembered our team as "that girl with the bra."

Not only did the entire meet take special attention in me and my exhibitionist act, but Major Richardson taped our entire performance and is using it in recruitment videos, so I won't here the end of it until comissioning.

Oh well. SPAM

What spam....we were asked some of most embarassing moments...this certainly ranks up there.

Got these off a magizine...as follows are the best ones :arrow:
1.Slide Hide
"Last half term, we went out for the day at an adventure park.I went down this massive slide and when I got up I 'd split my trousers!I had bright red pants on and everyone saw them.All day I worked around looking stupid!!!" :oops: :oops: :oops:
JT Fan, 15.
2.Loud Mouth
"I was in French the other day when my teacher asked me a question-I was about to answer but I let out loud Burp!"
Charlie, 13.
3.BellyFlop whopper
"In swimming I dived off the side of the pool.But I endeed up doing a huge bellyflop and it left big red lines all down my legs.My teacher kept asking me if I was alright while everyone wet themselves laughing!"
Kelly, 12.

Aww...I remember when I used to read Sugar when I was about 12 and laugh at things like that. There was always one that involved farting at some point, or throwing up. Ah, pre-teen angst.