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Are there any Sexy women here

Yeah there are some here. You just need to know how to approach them. Just be warned: most of them are 60 year old, fat sweaty guys.

:shock:

you do know this is a text based political simulator?

you do know this is a text based political simulator?

Yes Its the General Thread I can Talk about anything I want to

I am a sexy woman- as far as you know.

you do know this is a text based political simulator?

Yes Its the General Thread I can Talk about anything I want to

it says so in the rules.

Im a sexy woman..you can talk to me.

I am a sexy woman- as far as you know.

funny we got jokes good I like a good sense of humor

Im a sexy woman..you can talk to me.

Where are you from

Im a sexy woman..you can talk to me.

Where are you from

Uhh....Nipplevania?

I am a sexy woman- as far as you know.

funny we got jokes good I like a good sense of humor

I like a man who appreciates a good sense of humour. You can come over and shave my back anytime.

Im a sexy woman..you can talk to me.

Where are you from

Uhh....Nipplevania?

hmm never heard of it im from Cali

Im a sexy woman..you can talk to me.

Where are you from

Uhh....Nipplevania? ergh! hes a she! BLAGH!

I am a sexy woman- as far as you know.

funny we got jokes good I like a good sense of humor

I like a man who appreciates a good sense of humour. You can come over and shave my back anytime.

Just give me the time baby I'll bring the lawn mower

this is twisted

Uh, General is NOT a dating agency, and no, you can't talk about anything you want. Keep in mind that though your country may have free speech, this is a privately owned forum, and there is no "free speech" like there is in say, Canada, or Australia. Guys and gals, please quit feeding this person on.

Aww c'mon I had him thinking I was a woman.....

Uh, General is NOT a dating agency, and no, you can't talk about anything you want. Keep in mind that though your country may have free speech, this is a privately owned forum, and there is no "free speech" like there is in say, Canada, or Australia. Guys and gals, please quit feeding this person on.

What are you running for Mod or somthing or are you just there lap dog!!!

And by the way Im just Screwing around let see we have threads called 1130 bored and good night.

Can anyone join in :?: :wink:

Uh, General is NOT a dating agency, and no, you can't talk about anything you want. Keep in mind that though your country may have free speech, this is a privately owned forum, and there is no "free speech" like there is in say, Canada, or Australia. Guys and gals, please quit feeding this person on. terra you have a brown spot on your nose.... :lol: :wink:

Uh, General is NOT a dating agency, and no, you can't talk about anything you want. Keep in mind that though your country may have free speech, this is a privately owned forum, and there is no "free speech" like there is in say, Canada, or Australia. Guys and gals, please quit feeding this person on.

What are you running for Mod or somthing or are you just there lap dog!!!

Werent you a "vampire" or something?

Can anyone join in :?: :wink:

Of course you can be first

Can anyone join in :?: :wink:

Of course you can be first

Ok, what happens now :?: :wink:

Can anyone join in :?: :wink:

Of course you can be first

Ok, what happens now :?: :wink:

I don't know what would you like Sexy

Uh, General is NOT a dating agency, and no, you can't talk about anything you want. Keep in mind that though your country may have free speech, this is a privately owned forum, and there is no "free speech" like there is in say, Canada, or Australia. Guys and gals, please quit feeding this person on. terra you have a brown spot on your nose.... :lol: :wink:I'm not brown-nosing, nor am I aspiring to be a mod. I'm tired of all this shit that's been clogging General lately. It sickens me. I remember back when General was DECENT. Look at it now, it's just a huge pile of shit...

Uh, General is NOT a dating agency, and no, you can't talk about anything you want. Keep in mind that though your country may have free speech, this is a privately owned forum, and there is no "free speech" like there is in say, Canada, or Australia. Guys and gals, please quit feeding this person on.

What are you running for Mod or somthing or are you just there lap dog!!!

Werent you a "vampire" or something?

Yeah when im in charater

I'm not brown-nosing, nor am I aspiring to be a mod. I'm tired of all this shit that's been clogging General lately. It sickens me. I remember back when General was DECENT. Look at it now, it's just a huge pile of shit...

Complaining about decency and using profanity....You have lost your credability.

I'm not brown-nosing, nor am I aspiring to be a mod. I'm tired of all this shit that's been clogging General lately. It sickens me. I remember back when General was DECENT. Look at it now, it's just a huge pile of shit...

Complaining about decency and using profanity....You have lost your credability. pwned!!!!!!!!111 OMFG!!!1

What a grouch :!: Lighten up little man :!:

I'm not brown-nosing, nor am I aspiring to be a mod. I'm tired of all this shit that's been clogging General lately. It sickens me. I remember back when General was DECENT. Look at it now, it's just a huge pile of shit...

Complaining about decency and using profanity....You have lost your credability.I don't use it in excess. And 'decency' is quite a choice of words, might I say so myself. I'd have said something like "quality" instead, because it sounds better. I reserve the right to "swear" when needed, and I have not done so in excess, nor have I ever; perhaps you never bothered paying attention to any of my posts that I've ever made. You would know this. I don't care if I've lost my credibility to you. You're one that eggs this person on.

Mind you, "shit" was an Old English word, and yet somehow it has managed to become a swear. Interesting.

Terra - it's as simple as this - if you don't like a thread, don't follow it. If you wish to see 'quality' threads, how about coming up with a topic and starting one as opposed to complaining about others? think about it.

Terra - it's as simple as this - if you don't like a thread, don't follow it. If you wish to see 'quality' threads, how about coming up with a topic and starting one as opposed to complaining about others? think about it.

hear hear

Terra - it's as simple as this - if you don't like a thread, don't follow it. If you wish to see 'quality' threads, how about coming up with a topic and starting one as opposed to complaining about others? think about it.

I was going to say something along those lines but you beat me to it :!:

Terra - it's as simple as this - if you don't like a thread, don't follow it. If you wish to see 'quality' threads, how about coming up with a topic and starting one as opposed to complaining about others? think about it.Yes, but where would the sense be in that?

Don't address me as Terra. Address me as Matsu.

If I don't like a thread, don't follow it? Bah, humbug. I opened the link, thinking that perhaps there'd be some humour. There was humour, alright, but I merely said what had to be said, and you all brought me forward, especially with the inappropriate, and most ignorant "brown-nosing" comments. I'm not going to leave this one, until I've said all I will say. You've all already gotten me started. I come here to SEE quality threads. I never said I come here to WRITE quality threads. I write threads whenever the hell I feel like it, and they're usually not dumb (note, that I have started a few worthless threads in the past). Your logic doesn't work on me. I have my own. It seems to work. Patent pending, however.

I don't use it in excess.

Oh darling, but you did use it. Quite an interesting turn, eh ?

And 'decency' is quite a choice of words, might I say so myself.

I was mearly using the word that you had choosen.

I'd have said something like "quality" instead, because it sounds better.

Ah yes, but quality is subjective. So I would suggest that if you do not care for a thread that you folow one of these two options :
A.) Take it up with a moderator and allow them to decide.
B.) Leave the thread in question and move along to one you find more worth while. I think that would be better than comming into a harmless thread and clogging it with your use of profanity.

I reserve the right to "swear" when needed,

well, to quote you

Keep in mind that though your country may have free speech, this is a privately owned forum, and there is no "free speech" like there is in say, Canada, or Australia.

So you do not have that right here.

and I have not done so in excess,

Excess is another term that is subjective. I think that once is excessive.

nor have I ever; perhaps you never bothered paying attention to any of my posts that I've ever made. You would know this.


This is not about any of your other posts, it is about this one.

I don't care if I've lost my credibility to you.

You must, you responded to me.

You're one that eggs this person on.

Thank you. It is nice to know that I have some impact here. And I don't think it is a problem since I have never recieved so much as a warning from the mod team and I have almost 2000 posts as this nation and over 10,000 with my other nations.

Mind you, "shit" was an Old English word, and yet somehow it has managed to become a swear. Interesting.

All words that are currently considered "cuss", "curse", "swear" or just "bad" were at one time words in general usage that recieved a negitive conotation thru improper usage, much like the term gay is has changed it's meaning in current times. So that argument does not lessen the current impact of the word used.

oh boy, here it comes

oh boy, here it comes *tosses freedorandack an asbestos suit*

oh boy, here it comes *tosses freedorandack an asbestos suit*

*quickly puts it on*
thanx

Aww c'mon I had him thinking I was a woman.....

Do you remember when somebody was messing with Blues Island (now Cuneo)? Who was that, Petworthia?

It was funny anyway, just like when Shakespeare did it.

I brought marshmallows!

I don't use it in excess.

Oh darling, but you did use it. Quite an interesting turn, eh ?
I USED it; not in excess, however. This helps you... how? I KNOW I used it, I didn't use it excessively. I'm not going around, yelling "SHIT SHIT BLAH BLAH BLAH."

And 'decency' is quite a choice of words, might I say so myself.

I was mearly using the word that you had choosen.
Didn't notice that until now, excuse me.
I'd have said something like "quality" instead, because it sounds better.

Ah yes, but quality is subjective. So I would suggest that if you do not care for a thread that you folow one of these two options :
A.) Take it up with a moderator and allow them to decide.
B.) Leave the thread in question and move along to one you find more worth while. I think that would be better than comming into a harmless thread and clogging it with your use of profanity.

A) Quality is opinion, yes. However, most people generally share the same lines of what is and what is not quality. However, moderators aren't here to moderate quality, but to get rid of complete junk, spam, etc. I'm not going to bug them over my own opinions; I will alert them to anything offencive.
B) I will leave the thread in question alone unless there is something I have to say that could and perhaps should be taken into consideration.
I reserve the right to "swear" when needed,

well, to quote you

Keep in mind that though your country may have free speech, this is a privately owned forum, and there is no "free speech" like there is in say, Canada, or Australia.

So you do not have that right here.Pish posh, also note that it isn't free speech because moderators reserve the right to remove material. It isn't a "privalige (I misspelled that, I know)" to swear; though it is not not a right. I knew this was going to come to bite me in the ass... I.E. I will say as I please with intentions of staying on the good side of whomsoever moderates.

and I have not done so in excess,

Excess is another term that is subjective. I think that once is excessive.
You think that once is excessive. I don't. I would think that using profanity more than it is necessary, or more than so much of a text would amount to excessive.

nor have I ever; perhaps you never bothered paying attention to any of my posts that I've ever made. You would know this.


This is not about any of your other posts, it is about this one.
It brings in my other posts, because knowing posting habits helps others understand one's personality, etc.
I don't care if I've lost my credibility to you.

You must, you responded to me.
I responded to you merely to show my side, I don't care whether you have any credibility in me.

You're one that eggs this person on.

Thank you. It is nice to know that I have some impact here. And I don't think it is a problem since I have never recieved so much as a warning from the mod team and I have almost 2000 posts as this nation and over 10,000 with my other nations.
When I said "one," I meant "ones," excuse me. You're not the only one, if at all. It isn't a problem for a moderator, at least, I hope it shan't become one. However, dragging me into more and then lashing out telling me to leave... I simply don't understand.

Mind you, "shit" was an Old English word, and yet somehow it has managed to become a swear. Interesting.

All words that are currently considered "cuss", "curse", "swear" or just "bad" were at one time words in general usage that recieved a negitive conotation thru improper usage, much like the term gay is has changed it's meaning in current times. So that argument does not lessen the current impact of the word used.It wasn't an argument, merely a thought. Interesting, though. However, I choose to use the older definitions when aplicable, and also, I don't always say things literally... I use, erm... uh... figurative language.

I made my point. General isn't exactly meant to be a dating service.
I also made another statement that I never intended to make. Several, too, though I could respond with 'if you don't like what I have to say, then don't mind me' or something along the lines. I don't really care, to be honest. Wasted your time or not, you're wasting my time with me coming up with these posts. I'll please the lot of you. I'm leaving. My original statement stands.

I brought marshmallows! wtf does that have to do with anything? *takes bag anyways* :oops: damnit, my brain isnt working too good tonight

mmmmmm. marshmellows

Merde. But I take consolation in the fact that you won't be able to get close enough to our combatants to roast them without coathangers, or at least an asbestos suit.

mmmmmm. marshmellows

Save some for me :wink:

mmmmmm. marshmellows

Save some for me :wink:

sure, y not. i have to get them from Greater Valia first tho

I think there will be no flaming, the person with the potty-mouth has left. So pass those Marshmellows around and we will start up a bon-fire.

mmmmmm. marshmellows

Save some for me :wink:

sure, y not. i have to get them from Greater Valia first tho eh? *hides in cave with mellow' horde*

what say you, shall we swarm the cave and claim the marshmellowy goodness from within?

mmmmmm. marshmellows

Save some for me :wink:

sure, y not. i have to get them from Greater Valia first tho

You're currently the best equipped of us all for roasting them, anyways.

Tally Ho!

mmmmmm. marshmellows

Save some for me :wink:

sure, y not. i have to get them from Greater Valia first tho

You're currently the best equipped of us all for roasting them, anyways.

so it would seem. ah great, thanx for reminding me of that. i cant steal from Greater Valia, she gave me this thing.

mmmmmm. marshmellows

Save some for me :wink:

sure, y not. i have to get them from Greater Valia first tho

You're currently the best equipped of us all for roasting them, anyways.

so it would seem. ah great, thanx for reminding me of that. i cant steal from Greater Valia, she gave me this thing.what she?

I brought chocolate bars and grahm crackers.

the suit.
dont supose u'd like to share them marshmellows with the rest of us hungry campers would u Val? (sry if i butchered ur nickname)

the suit.
dont supose u'd like to share them marshmellows with the rest of us hungry campers would u Val? (sry if i butchered ur nickname) hm, most people here call me valia, although i dont know why[sarcasm]

alrite, Valia then. have a heart and spread the joy. whata u say? :D

alrite, Valia then. have a heart and spread the joy. whata u say? :D um, sure *spreads joy*

joy aka marshmellows

*crams mellows' into potato cannon and shoots them out of cave*

sweet.
*takes off helmet and catches a bunch*

damn im tired, im going to bed; good night everyone :mrgreen:

The provisions are complete. Terra Matsu, Liberal Monsters, we call upon you to bestow upon us your life-giving heat, that we may prepare this delicious snack and subsist thereon!

i got ur heat rite here
*pulls out lighter, strikes it, and tosses it on a dead branch*

The provisions are complete. Terra Matsu, Liberal Monsters, we call upon you to bestow upon us your life-giving heat, that we may prepare this delicious snack and subsist thereon!

As you wish.

*burst into flame*

ya, that works too.
*graps a stick off ground and sckewers 3 mellows on it, then sticks 'em in the flames*

*Pokes at Liberal Monsters with stick-stuck mallow*

Well, that's what I call a sticky situation!

Good night everybody.

*Pokes at Liberal Monsters with stick-stuck mallow*

Well, that's what I call a sticky situation!

Good night everybody.

Does that mean more mallows for us :?:

y yes Bigga, i think it does

y yes Bigga, i think it does

How wonderful :wink:

:D indeed it is.
*offers hat of marshmellows and stick*

:D indeed it is.
*offers hat of marshmellows and stick*

Why thank you.

*toasts and eats mallows*

*grabs a handfull and shoves them on a stick and roasts 'em*

*takes em out and makes smores*
yum
*passes helmet back*

*grabs a handfull and shoves them on a stick and roasts 'em*

Fancy a beer :?:

sure. what kind ya got?

Terra - I'll address you as I please you anal dwelling butt monkey.

*puts out fire on himself*

Did someone say beer ???

*Lights a cigarette off his still burning finger, then blows it out*

think the girl with the booze amscrayed

sure. what kind ya got?

A selection actually. Grolsch, Stella, Asahi, Becks, San Miguel or Pironi. Take your pick :wink:

I'll take a Becks thanks Janey :lol:

Stella! For Celeste! :D

*hands out beer, takes a Asahi, sits down and drinks*

San Miguel please.

Sure Lib, anything for you :wink:

Hey every one, How you all doing?

I'm great thanks. How are you :?:

Sure Lib, anything for you :wink:

Thank you Darlin'.

*big wet smoochy kiss*

I'm really good! Just having my morning coffee and getting the day started.

Sure Lib, anything for you :wink:

Thank you Darlin'.

*big wet smoochy kiss*

Oh Sweetie, you are a flirt but I like you.

*kisses Lib back, hard*

Now thats what I am talking about !!!!!

Now thats what I am talking about !!!!!

Mmmm, that's good :wink:

Now thats what I am talking about !!!!!

Err.. How does one talk with someone elses tongue down your throat? :D

Now thats what I am talking about !!!!!

Err.. How does one talk with someone elses tongue down your throat? :D

Well, we have to come for air :!: :!:

Carry on, I'll just sip on my beer..

Carry on, I'll just sip on my beer..

Just wondering, are you old enough to drink alcohol :?:

I'm older than dirt..

Didn't mean to cause offence. Please, have another on me :wink:

None taken.. :D

Texas by any chance?

<dragging up a huge cooler full of brats, mustard, kraut and beer> where's the fire? anybody hungry?

Feed my family! Help today!

Support us! (http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=2088884)

Damn it! I keep posting the wrong links! Sorry folks.

Starving. Would you like to you my enormous portable barbeque in exchange for beer and food?

naw, dig in... it's`all good... mmmmm, spicy brown mustard... fresh all beef hot brats...cold Harp...

naw, dig in... it's`all good... mmmmm, spicy brown mustard... fresh all beef hot brats...cold Harp...

Save some for me because I'm hungry..................... :wink:

*Starts a fire*

This will cook anything you like..

*Starts a fire*

This will cook anything you like..

Don't make it too hot, I'm hot enough already :wink:

I can see that. :) Where you from?

I can see that. :) Where you from?

Devon, England. What about you :?: :?: :wink:

Ontario, Canada

Canada eh? Are you a Mountie? Sorry, I bet you get that all the time! :wink:

Not a Mount eee..

Actually I was born in Finland.

What do you do your not flirting on the 'Net? :D

Not a Mount eee..

Actually I was born in Finland.

What do you do your not flirting on the 'Net? :D

Flirting? Me? Never! Well, sometimes. I work for an investigation company, not investigating myself. I put together files for court.
What do you do when you're not flirting with English girls? :wink:

Flirt with American women?

I am a pipefitter/ high pressure welder, a Volunteer Firefighter..

There sure are good looking women but this question isn't really going to go by well with most of them.

Flirt with American women?

I am a pipefitter/ high pressure welder, a Volunteer Firefighter..

I went out with a welder once. Lovely guy, very well, well, you know. Firefighter eh? Hmmmm. I like a man in uniform :!: :wink:

Then you know us tradesmen are quite good with our hands..

What time is it in Devon?

3pm. I like a man that's good with his hands :wink:

:oops: As a firefighter I usually put fires out, but..

Ooooh hose me down :wink:

*fills the thread with AFFF*

Hmmm

Now whats AFFF.

*fills the thread with AFFF*

Hmmm

What is AFFF?

aqueous film forming foam

Fills the thread with some more.*

That's just silly

This thread is getting old.

http://www.angusfire.co.uk/GetImage/B2C651B8C30FC42480256D2C003D8FEC/C42.jpg

That's better. Now we can all have a bubble bath.

*takes skimpy bikini off, jumps into foam*

Come on :!:

Is it just me or has this thread gone all pervy all of a sudden?

I'm there!

Is it just me or has this thread gone all pervy all of a sudden?

Why is it pervy?

*frolics in the foam*

Nothing wrong with a little clean fun.. :D

Exactly U, now where did I put my loofer :?:

you mean this one? :twisted:

http://www.heien-larssen.com/GetImage/1CE6D941C6166F6780256CB40050B436/8456.gif

Ooooh Lord have mercy!!! Yes, just like that!

*jumps straight into foam with wild abandon*

Where are you? *Gropes about*

http://www.heien-larssen.com/GetImage/1CE6D941C6166F6780256CB40050B436/2E0C.gif

I'm right here baby.

*grapples with U in the foam*

:shock: Oooh!

*wonders if it really is her?*

Yes, yes it really is you!

Mmm, Oh my..

( :D That's my foamy smile)

:shock: Oooh!

*wonders if it really is her?*

Yes, yes it really is you!

Mmm, Oh my..

( :D That's my foamy smile)

Yes, it's really me. Ooooh, you are good with your hands :!: :!: :wink:

Damn..too much foam..can't find my cigar?

Damn..too much foam..can't find my cigar?

Hey, there you are. Well, hello you

good to see a little levity in a post once and awhile..take care..outta here

levity is my middle name

:wink: Looks like it's just you and me U, Oh well, pass the loofer

ok :D

Don't you ever sleep? :shock:

Well, this started out interesting and has steadily gone downhill from there.

I think most of the sexy girls are hiding out in other places. I think I should get back to my hiding as well.

ok :D

Don't you ever sleep? :shock:

Not when there's fun to be had. Did you want me to go :?: :cry:

Well, this started out interesting and has steadily gone downhill from there.

I think most of the sexy girls are hiding out in other places. I think I should get back to my hiding as well.

If that's how you feel, I'm off. See you later :cry:

No! I just figure the sun will soon be up in your corner of the world and the sun would look so nice on your hair.
(after the foam is rinced out that is..

Damn you MunkeeSammich! A curse upon your hidey hole :twisted:

It's ok, I'm still here.

Hi! It must be quite late, or early I guess..

No need to cure me. I am just finding it more entertaining to watch the megalomaniacs hang themselves with their own shoelaces in moderation.

All you foam bunnies can carry on as you see fit.

No need to cure me. I am just finding it more entertaining to watch the megalomaniacs hang themselves with their own shoelaces in moderation.

All you foam bunnies can carry on as you see fit.

Have fun, I guess..

I rarely go there..

See you around

*removes curse*

hanging one's self with a shoelace..damn..what a way to go...Just want to reiterate..every so often we need to take a break from the politics and just chuckle a little..good for the stress and the heart..good job whoever began this thread and if they are still around..take care

hanging one's self with a shoelace..damn..what a way to go...Just want to reiterate..every so often we need to take a break from the politics and just chuckle a little..good for the stress and the heart..good job whoever began this thread and if they are still around..take care

Yes indeed. Now where is my rubber.................duck :wink:

hanging one's self with a shoelace..damn..what a way to go...Just want to reiterate..every so often we need to take a break from the politics and just chuckle a little..good for the stress and the heart..good job whoever began this thread and if they are still around..take care

I quite agree, this is all about stress relief.. :D

Blackvain started it..

Don't blame Blackvain, as we have all contributed :wink:

Don't blame Blackvain, as we have all contributed :wink:

A thread is what you make it.. :D

[now I have to go (stuff to do)->with my hands, .. :)

I have to work on my van

, its been fun! I'll see you around.]

I'm off too. Have fun. Catch up with you later. :wink:

"and he spoke saying, let there be life"

*BUMP*

anywho, any chicks in the house?

Bigga, Valia, anybody?

Nope, they've gone unfortunately :cry:

darn. that bites.

Doesn't it? Do you know Janey from BB?

cant say i do

Oh lordy, why did you bring this pervish thread back?

Pervish? No..

thats my job. reserecting dead threads. deal with it

Lol, sorry, I didn't mean it as a criticism, more like I'm just scared of stepping in something foamy..or sticky :shock:

lol
the stickiest thing here are the marshmellows from last night. no worries

speaking of which, i wonder if there are any left...
*starts looking around for bag of marshmellows*

Are there any Sexy women here

I pity thy hornyness.

the pittied man aformentioned has been gone for awhile. if u wanna pitty sumone, pitty me. sumone ate all the marshellows
*holds up empty bag*

sorry, last night while everyone was looking the other way i ate them all.

but i brought more :D

sorry, last night while everyone was looking the other way i ate them all.

but i brought more :D

u suck and rule at the same time. cool!
now help me gather sum branches for a fire.

ok

*starts to pick up twigs*

*walks into woods and comes back 5 minutes later with an armfull of branches and twigs and dumps them on the ground*

alritey then. dont supose uv got a lighter on u do u?

guess not
*starts fire using 2 sticks*

sorry *offers magnifying glass*

(going to be LANing, last post for awhile)

alritey then.

*builds up fire and starts roasting marshellows*

alritey then.

*builds up fire and starts roasting marshellows*

Ooooh yummy, is there enough for me :?:

Always enough for you.

At least one, and you can't have her.

Jim SC

That one is yours Jim, my friend :D

That one is yours Jim, my friend :D

Fear the silly string?

:lol:

Jim

No, I kinda enjoyed that :lol: