NationStates Jolt Archive


Is your glass half empty or hall full?

Love Poetry
02-04-2004, 07:53
And what is in your glass? I prefer Coca-Cola with crushed ice. ~ Michael.
Kanteletar
02-04-2004, 07:55
Removing Coke from the can or bottle only dirties up a glass.
Madesonia
02-04-2004, 07:56
I like mine with coffee
Aliedel
02-04-2004, 07:56
Id have to say I have a severe lack of a glass
02-04-2004, 07:58
soda. anytype of soda. well, almost. diet sodas are a no-no, as well as caffine(sp?) free. And a wee bit of ice.
The Atheists Reality
02-04-2004, 08:00
the glass is half full of explosives
Deeloleo
02-04-2004, 08:03
The glass is too big.
Plastic Hams on Sticks
02-04-2004, 08:05
If it isn't full, and isn't empty, but somewhere in between, then it clearly deserves its own description of state, rather than a likening towards either extreme.
I suggest 'mefty'.
Peloton
02-04-2004, 08:11
Beer, and if it doesn't come in a bottle it definately gets poured into a glass.
Late Earth
02-04-2004, 21:24
I'd have to say that it depends on the direction it's going. Although, i am liking the "mefty" idea...hmm......anyway, who cares, as long as there's something in it...

A similar question...is the squirrel half dead? Or is it half living?
Tumaniaa
02-04-2004, 21:32
Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!
Collaboration
02-04-2004, 21:40
Removing Coke from the can or bottle only dirties up a glass.

You must have never lived in the southern US.

All soda pop there is called "Coke" (even though most of it is Dr. Pepper) and all of it is consumed with vast quantities of crushed ice.

I was even served milk with crushed ice, which was quite a surprise.

Add a Moon Pie, and you've got a meal.
Kryozerkia
02-04-2004, 21:43
Hmn... Mine's empty! Refill please.
Burcemia
02-04-2004, 21:47
i dropped mine :(
Collaboration
02-04-2004, 22:01
Mine is a large mug, filled as frequently as possible with hot Colombian coffee(fair trade if possible), hazlenut liquor, and cream.
The-Bebop
02-04-2004, 22:02
Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!
Classic comic. Wish I could find it on the 'net so I could post it, though...
02-04-2004, 22:09
Removing Coke from the can or bottle only dirties up a glass. Oh I am so gonna tell my local Bush Death Squad( Now with three times the Democrat purges!) that you are unamerican! Don't think you can hide in some other country, They will find you.
Rhyno D
02-04-2004, 22:13
Haven't y'all seen the matrix? There is no glass!!!
02-04-2004, 22:14
Coffee mug overflows. Enough cream and sugar added, but

There is no spoon!

Excuse me, waiter...
02-04-2004, 22:33
Only a little crushed ice mixed with lemonaid, sprite, and fruit punch!
03-04-2004, 00:33
any happier I'd bust :D
Sugaryfun
03-04-2004, 05:45
Glass? I drink straight out of the bottle! (burp!) :)
NewXmen
03-04-2004, 05:51
It's a shot glass of Jack Daniels all full. (Sip, yeah I sip Jack)
Now it's still full, half air, half Jack (sip)
Now it's still full, all air.

Ahhh......