NationStates Jolt Archive

Is your glass half empty or hall full?

Love Poetry
02-04-2004, 07:53
And what is in your glass? I prefer Coca-Cola with crushed ice. ~ Michael.
02-04-2004, 07:55
Removing Coke from the can or bottle only dirties up a glass.
02-04-2004, 07:56
I like mine with coffee
02-04-2004, 07:56
Id have to say I have a severe lack of a glass
02-04-2004, 07:58
soda. anytype of soda. well, almost. diet sodas are a no-no, as well as caffine(sp?) free. And a wee bit of ice.
The Atheists Reality
02-04-2004, 08:00
the glass is half full of explosives
02-04-2004, 08:03
The glass is too big.
Plastic Hams on Sticks
02-04-2004, 08:05
If it isn't full, and isn't empty, but somewhere in between, then it clearly deserves its own description of state, rather than a likening towards either extreme.
I suggest 'mefty'.
02-04-2004, 08:11
Beer, and if it doesn't come in a bottle it definately gets poured into a glass.
Late Earth
02-04-2004, 21:24
I'd have to say that it depends on the direction it's going. Although, i am liking the "mefty" idea...hmm......anyway, who cares, as long as there's something in it...

A similar the squirrel half dead? Or is it half living?
02-04-2004, 21:32
Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!
02-04-2004, 21:40
Removing Coke from the can or bottle only dirties up a glass.

You must have never lived in the southern US.

All soda pop there is called "Coke" (even though most of it is Dr. Pepper) and all of it is consumed with vast quantities of crushed ice.

I was even served milk with crushed ice, which was quite a surprise.

Add a Moon Pie, and you've got a meal.
02-04-2004, 21:43
Hmn... Mine's empty! Refill please.
02-04-2004, 21:47
i dropped mine :(
02-04-2004, 22:01
Mine is a large mug, filled as frequently as possible with hot Colombian coffee(fair trade if possible), hazlenut liquor, and cream.
02-04-2004, 22:02
Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!
Classic comic. Wish I could find it on the 'net so I could post it, though...
02-04-2004, 22:09
Removing Coke from the can or bottle only dirties up a glass. Oh I am so gonna tell my local Bush Death Squad( Now with three times the Democrat purges!) that you are unamerican! Don't think you can hide in some other country, They will find you.
Rhyno D
02-04-2004, 22:13
Haven't y'all seen the matrix? There is no glass!!!
02-04-2004, 22:14
Coffee mug overflows. Enough cream and sugar added, but

There is no spoon!

Excuse me, waiter...
02-04-2004, 22:33
Only a little crushed ice mixed with lemonaid, sprite, and fruit punch!
03-04-2004, 00:33
any happier I'd bust :D
03-04-2004, 05:45
Glass? I drink straight out of the bottle! (burp!) :)
03-04-2004, 05:51
It's a shot glass of Jack Daniels all full. (Sip, yeah I sip Jack)
Now it's still full, half air, half Jack (sip)
Now it's still full, all air.