NationStates Jolt Archive

would you rather ...

have shrimp for nipples or spaghetti for hair?

have to fight Mike Tyson or have to look like him?

Reproductive organs that glowed red every time you were attracted to someone, or have your rear play yankee doodle every time you passed gas?

I would love to have my farts sound like yankee doodle.

I'm going with having to fight Mike Tyson.

if you had to pick between having no fingernails, or having no eyelids, which would you pick?

if you had to pick between having no fingernails, or having no eyelids, which would you pick? no eyelids

well...... my man DOES like seafood..... :twisted:

C'mon poeple! Lets keep the hair and niples in the kitchen and the shrimp and pasta in the bedroom where they belong.

Jim

lol why do I get a vision of me in the kitchen and you on the bed with take out Italian? LOL

lol why do I get a vision of me in the kitchen and you on the bed with take out Italian? LOL

But sophia loren is just so damn OLD. :lol:

Jim

well if you're in the mood for another ethnic dish there is always Charro

well if you're in the mood for another ethnic dish there is always Charro

How about a nice Scotts lass? :lol:

Jim

hmmm what would that be? Scones and Haggus? hahahaha

hmmm what would that be? Scones and Haggus? hahahaha

*Haggis*

Nah just a really beautiful Scotts lass and I'm good.

Jim

LOL

i always thought there should be some sort of fast food haggis. like 'haggis express' or something, with new and 'gourmet' variations.

ya. thats sum good business rite there.

like go to class or sleep in?

would you rather look suspiciously like an ex-president or look suspiciously like a man who killed an (mandatorily) ex-president?

look suspisiously like the man who killed the ex-presedent

You people are all nuts.

You people are all nuts.
get over it :wink: