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Strange dilemmas to ponder... Add your own!

The Katholik Kingdom
02-04-2004, 03:21
would you rather ...

have shrimp for nipples or spaghetti for hair?

have to fight Mike Tyson or have to look like him?

Reproductive organs that glowed red every time you were attracted to someone, or have your rear play yankee doodle every time you passed gas?
02-04-2004, 05:42
I would love to have my farts sound like yankee doodle.
HotRodia
02-04-2004, 05:45
I'm going with having to fight Mike Tyson.
Freedorandack
02-04-2004, 05:51
if you had to pick between having no fingernails, or having no eyelids, which would you pick?
Greater Valia
02-04-2004, 05:53
if you had to pick between having no fingernails, or having no eyelids, which would you pick? no eyelids
02-04-2004, 06:11
well...... my man DOES like seafood..... :twisted:
02-04-2004, 06:14
C'mon poeple! Lets keep the hair and niples in the kitchen and the shrimp and pasta in the bedroom where they belong.

Jim
02-04-2004, 06:18
lol why do I get a vision of me in the kitchen and you on the bed with take out Italian? LOL
02-04-2004, 06:19
lol why do I get a vision of me in the kitchen and you on the bed with take out Italian? LOL

But sophia loren is just so damn OLD. :lol:

Jim
02-04-2004, 06:35
well if you're in the mood for another ethnic dish there is always Charro
02-04-2004, 06:38
well if you're in the mood for another ethnic dish there is always Charro

How about a nice Scotts lass? :lol:

Jim
02-04-2004, 06:40
hmmm what would that be? Scones and Haggus? hahahaha
02-04-2004, 06:41
hmmm what would that be? Scones and Haggus? hahahaha

*Haggis*

Nah just a really beautiful Scotts lass and I'm good.

Jim
02-04-2004, 06:43
LOL
Kernlandia
02-04-2004, 07:02
i always thought there should be some sort of fast food haggis. like 'haggis express' or something, with new and 'gourmet' variations.
Freedorandack
02-04-2004, 07:03
ya. thats sum good business rite there.
Kryozerkia
02-04-2004, 07:16
like go to class or sleep in?
The Katholik Kingdom
04-04-2004, 00:26
would you rather look suspiciously like an ex-president or look suspiciously like a man who killed an (mandatorily) ex-president?
Freedorandack
04-04-2004, 00:28
look suspisiously like the man who killed the ex-presedent
Suicidal Librarians
04-04-2004, 00:46
You people are all nuts.
The Katholik Kingdom
04-04-2004, 03:19
You people are all nuts.
get over it :wink: