NationStates Jolt Archive

What's the most evil thing you can think of doing?

Dropping small kittens into a meat grinder, then sending it to an orphanage?

Throwing an old woman's dog into the English Channel, then forcing her to swim after it?

Walking around neked when you're fat?

*Prizes to be awarded and sent by mail, you'll know it's yours by the ticking, oddly shaped, chemically stained package with the white powder in it!*

1 - sending an arachnophobe to work at a spider ranch.
2 - making Bush the dictator

reducing all nations populations in NS to 5 million. :evil:

1. Placing a homophob in a gay bar.
2. Throw a child off a cliff infront of his/her mother.
3. Lock all the doors to an elderly home, disconect the fire sensors and then set fire to it

Itching powder in a burn ward.

Jim

sit a 16 year old in a crampt grey room with not but a tv that cannot be turned off playing an endless stream of barney and telli-tubbies episodes

make a jew and/or muslim eat a ham sandwich

Peer in through the windows of a retirment home at night, dressed in a black robe and carrying a scythe...

two words:

Fetus Cocktail.

Just hang em off the glass.....

Peer in through the windows of a retirment home at night, dressed in a black robe and carrying a scythe... thank you very much, i almost choked on my dinner! :evil: :D

1-Have the Fab Five make-over a hard-line conservative. (not sure who that's more evil to...)
2-On April Fool's Day (today), tell George W that we indeed did find WMD in Iraq.
3-Put George W in a room with lots of shiny buttons, and tell him he can't touch any of them.

1-Have the Fab Five make-over a hard-line conservative. (not sure who that's more evil to...)
2-On April Fool's Day (today), tell George W that we indeed did find WMD in Iraq.
3-Put George W in a room with lots of shiny buttons, and tell him he can't touch any of them.

lol. nice

1-Have the Fab Five make-over a hard-line conservative. (not sure who that's more evil to...)
2-On April Fool's Day (today), tell George W that we indeed did find WMD in Iraq.
3-Put George W in a room with lots of shiny buttons, and tell him he can't touch any of them. do we need to bring politics into this? :roll:

Sorry, it's almost instinctual to make fun of George at this point for me. :roll:

Itching powder in a burn ward.

Jim You are a sick sick bastard...... MY HERO!!

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Itching powder in a burn ward.

Jim You are a sick sick bastard...... MY HERO!!

Sick: yes Bastard:yes

HERO...I am worshipped now.

Bamboo under finger/toe nails. Lighter.

Jim

Itching powder in a burn ward.

Jim You are a sick sick bastard...... MY HERO!!

Sick: yes Bastard:yes

HERO...I am worshipped now.

Bamboo under finger/toe nails. Lighter.

Jim

that reminds me
chinese fingernail touture. (papercuts under fingernails)

You are now revoked of your hero-status you dumbass. With the bamboo under the nails you are supposed to soak them in water so they expand and grow driving deeper into the victims digits. The bamboo wouldn't burn long enough to hurt them that badly. You are an ignoramus.

Liquid Nitrogen down a guys pants and a strategically placed HARD KICK

take a buffing sponge to someone till all their skin is flaked off

tear off the nails of a person and soak their fingers in salt

tie someone up naked and fill the room with biting insects

ok now Ive made MYSELF sick

You are now revoked of your hero-status you dumbass. With the bamboo under the nails you are supposed to soak them in water so they expand and grow driving deeper into the victims digits. The bamboo wouldn't burn long enough to hurt them that badly. You are an ignoramus.

And you obviously are worse: Most burn victims have their nerve endings destroyed rendering itching powder ineffective.

*Joke you Moron*

Jim

I never said anything about itching powder on burn victims. I just quoted the original dipsh*t that said it.

You are now revoked of your hero-status you dumbass. With the bamboo under the nails you are supposed to soak them in water so they expand and grow driving deeper into the victims digits. The bamboo wouldn't burn long enough to hurt them that badly. You are an ignoramus.

And you obviously are worse: Most burn victims have their nerve endings destroyed rendering itching powder ineffective.

*Joke you Moron*

Jim

There there... *mommy voice* You are both big bad medieval torture experts... Now shake hands...

LOL Tumania! hehehe

Yes, ma'am. I'll go sit in my corner and kill puppies in front of their childhood owners, which I will then grind up and force feed them as the bamboo grows into their fingers... *sigh*

1 - Any number of a selection of choice cuttings from the Old Testament, New Testament, and most of the rest of human history

2 - Any of the more fashionable ways of killing people concocted anytime in the last millenia

3 - The 20th Century

4 - Capitalism

5 - Making a bunch of bored dweebs contemplate just how evil they can be

As a matter of personal ethos, the most evil thing I would actually do is Courtney Love...and that's looking through the bottom of a bottle of Ol' Grand Dad's

You are now revoked of your hero-status you dumbass. With the bamboo under the nails you are supposed to soak them in water so they expand and grow driving deeper into the victims digits. The bamboo wouldn't burn long enough to hurt them that badly. You are an ignoramus.

And you obviously are worse: Most burn victims have their nerve endings destroyed rendering itching powder ineffective.

*Joke you Moron*

Jim

There there... *mommy voice* You are both big bad medieval torture experts... Now shake hands...

Hell No! Wait a minute, Joybuzzers. :twisted:

Jim

what's a joybuzzer? :?

what's a joybuzzer? :?

Do you really want to know?

Jim.

what's a joybuzzer? :?

Do you really want to know?

Jim. *in the voice of a large crowd* "yes, yes tell us!"

what's a joybuzzer? :?

Do you really want to know?

Jim. *in the voice of a large crowd* "yes, yes tell us!"

A joybuzzer is a small device held in the hand that Zapps the living hell Out of the recipient of a handshake.

Jim

what's a joybuzzer? :?

Do you really want to know?

Jim. *in the voice of a large crowd* "yes, yes tell us!"

A joybuzzer is a small device held in the hand that Zapps the living hell Out of the recipient of a handshake.

Jim well, that was kind of anti-climactic :?

Val:

Evil finds its own ways.

Jim

Iiiiiiiif...you're happy and you know it...

...Take your grandfather for a walk around the cemetery...

...So he gets used to the view!

"this is the song that neeever eeends. yes it goes on and on my frieeends. some people, stated singing it not knowing what it was. and they'l contenu singing it forever just because" - repeat

*the above done in the hampster dance voice*

Itching powder in a burn ward.

Jim

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lock someone in a room and make them listen to enya non stop! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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dude... this translator dealie looks like it could be pretty cool! i wonder how well it translates- will it just screw up the grammar or will it also turn it into a jumbled mass of -izzle suffixes and 1337? time to translate!

DUDE.!!11!!11!111!1!11! OMG WTF THIS TRANSLA2R DAALEI LOKS LIEK IT CUD B PR3TY COL1!!111 OMG I WONDAR HOW W3L IT TRANSLAETS- WIL IT JUST SCREW UP DA GRMMAR OR WIL IT ALSO TURN IT IN2 A JUMBLAD MAS OF -IZLE SUFIEXS AND 137?!!!!?? TIEM 2 TRANSLAET111!1 WTF LOL
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take ns offline forever :shock:

Iiiiiiif....you're happy and you know it...

...pick up a catholic vegetarian...

...and say, "What are you priced?"!