The "Blazing Saddles" quote thread
"Affairs of state must take precedence over affairs...of...state"
Serengarve
02-04-2004, 00:41
Serengarve
02-04-2004, 00:42
"that's HEDLEY!"
Xenophobialand
02-04-2004, 00:55
"What could we do to drive those people off their land?"
". . .I know! We could kill the firstborn of every one of 'em!"
"Hmm. . .too Jewish."
"Hey boys, look what I found!"
"Where are all the white women?"
Goshawkian
02-04-2004, 01:29
Not B~S but, anyway :
"A 'black' Sheriff?"
"Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles..."
(from Robin Hood, Men in Tights)
"That would work!...But where would I find such a man?
[to camera] Why am I asking you?"
Hmm...how many of you are copying/pasting stuff from IMDB?
Anyway, my next addition:
"What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here? I hired you people to lay a few miles of track, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City fagots!"
Madesonia
02-04-2004, 02:45
"'scuze me while I whip this out."
"a man who drink like that and don't eat... he gonna die."
Bird dog
02-04-2004, 03:39
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Panhandlia
02-04-2004, 03:59
"'scuze me while I whip this out."
That was MY quote!!
Let's see...
"Badges? We don't have no badges. We don't need no steeenkin' badges!"
All Serene Republics
02-04-2004, 04:24
"Hello boys... I missed you!"
Now is a time of great decision
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion
Our town is turning into shit
Amen
"that's HEDLEY!"It's 1875, whadda you worring about, you can sue her!
All Serene Republics
05-04-2004, 01:12
"Do what he say... do what he say!"
"Someone better get back and get a shitload of dimes!"
ummm...
killing the first born was an egyptian type thing, not jewish :!:
ummm...
killing the first born was an egyptian type thing, not jewish :!:
Nonetheless, that's an actual quote from the movie.
Zeppistan
05-04-2004, 03:28
Reporter: Sir, those are dummies.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: How do you think I got elected?
Piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
Strengthford
05-04-2004, 04:38
Okay, I'm quoting this directly, so nobody can get all upset about it: "Alright, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, BUT WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!". Being of Irish descent, I thought I would die laughing when he said that! :lol:
Qualifications?
Rape, murder, arson, and rape
You said 'rape' twice
We like rape
Serengarve
05-04-2004, 05:10
GUM??? I hope you brought enough for everyone!
"Alright, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, BUT WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!"
"Uh oh, no deal. Everyone...."
"Oh prarieshit, ok everyone...."
Something like:
Jim (dressed up as a KKK member): "Lookie here boys! I caught myself a black man!"
Bart: "Where's all the white woman at?"
I nearly died when I heard this. Brooks' nack at exploiting PC-ness is trully amazing.