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NYPD to Build Protest Pen Around Manhattan Island

Free Soviets
01-04-2004, 22:29
http://nyc.indymedia.org/feature/display/90482/index.php

The NYPD announced today that it would begin building a fifty mile long protest barrier around Manhattan island in advance of the Republican National Convention this summer. The pen will run north from the Battery around the Harlem River and back down the Hudson, with additional fences running down 8th and 6th Avenues.

"We actually have no idea how many protesters will be in New York this summer for the Convention," said Chief Ray Kelly. "500,000? A million? We need to balance the rights of Americans to exercise their First Ammendment liberties with the rights of Starbucks to sell expensive lattes. So then we figured: lets make the whole island a pen!"

Instructions on the NYPD web site (http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/) have been set up to facilitate the movements of protesters. "Please enter Manhattan from Fort Tryon Park, and proceed south!" the site reads. "Do not enter the city from the Lincoln or Holland Tunnels!"
A spokesman with United for Peace and Justice voiced skepticism over the Manhattan-Pen plan, though he called it "an acceptable compromise."

"You have no idea," he told Indymedia. "Originally the police wanted to build a fence along Long Island too, which, as you know, includes the outer borroughs of Brooklyn and Queens. But thanks to the efforts of our members, the pen will only circle Manhattan."

Out on the East River, several protesters waving red and black flags sat in a tugboat. "Don't go into the pens!!" screamed one protester who only identifes herself as Blowtorch. "Out here on the river, on this tugboat, we retain complete autonomy of protest movement against the pig police who have usurped Turtle Island."

See other Indymedia Features:
Bush & Cheney Resign; Hastert Wrestles with U.S. Presidency (http://www.indymedia.org/en/2004/03/110690.shtml)
Blair Government Cancels Mayday (http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2004/04/288324.html)
Indymedia.org team in merger talks with CBS/Viacom (http://www.indymedia.org/en/2004/03/110687.shtml)
Free Soviets
02-04-2004, 01:50
new york style bump
02-04-2004, 03:16
The best hoax of the day was the announcement that Bush agreed to debate Kerry. It's vaguely plausible.
Free Soviets
02-04-2004, 03:21
The best hoax of the day was the announcement that Bush agreed to debate Kerry. It's vaguely plausible.

heh.

i like this one though because the whole protest fence thing has gotten out of control. on non-april fools' days they have been claiming that their 'crowd control barriers' are capable of stopping nuclear and biological terrorist attacks - so it seems almost reasonable for them to barricade manhattan.
02-04-2004, 04:37
those barriers just provoke violence at demonstrations if anything
Bodies Without Organs
02-04-2004, 10:12
those barriers just provoke violence at demonstrations if anything

Bah! Both you and I know that it is the unjust regime which provokes violence.
02-04-2004, 10:15
bottom of the page:

Oh yes ... happy April Fools day.
Bodies Without Organs
02-04-2004, 10:23
bottom of the page:

Oh yes ... happy April Fools day.

This has not escaped our notice.


Did you notice the plan to resist Monsanto's GM use by a stock buy out by the anarchist legions of Wall Street?
02-04-2004, 10:44
The best hoax of the day was the announcement that Bush agreed to debate Kerry. It's vaguely plausible.

heh.

i like this one though because the whole protest fence thing has gotten out of control. on non-april fools' days they have been claiming that their 'crowd control barriers' are capable of stopping nuclear and biological terrorist attacks - so it seems almost reasonable for them to barricade manhattan.
Vaguely plausible wasn't why I liked it and I don't think it is remotely likely to happen. It's my favorite because I busted out laughing when I heard it (was obvious to me it was a joke) and I got to laugh even harder when, however briefly, some of the media fell for it.

It remains my favorite because for it to work, it required members of both parties cooperate :!: to present it. It gives me hope, lol! Not a lot of hope, but hope. :?