NationStates Jolt Archive

As the title says leave a nice little quote of inspiration.

Heres mine for the day

1. What you hate in others it what you hate in yourself.

2. Leave me the hell alone.

Damn you guys are inspiring!

3) Magic comes from within.

4) If you sit by the stream long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float past.

5) Don't go camping with Liberal Monsters.

6.) I think therefore I have too much time at my disposal...

5) Don't go camping with Liberal Monsters.


ROFLMAO !!!!

7) You've always believed that the children are our future, which is true insofar as most are cruel, violent, and short.

"If trees could cry, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they cried all the time for no good reason."

~Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

7) You've always believed that the children are our future, which is true insofar as most are cruel, violent, and short.

lol is that an origanl

Okay #4 and #5 each get a scooby snack. But y'all warn me not to drink anything before reading future posts.

Most of you probably know this, but I hadn't seen it for a few years til yesterday.

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

7) You've always believed that the children are our future, which is true insofar as most are cruel, violent, and short.

lol is that an origanl

Traditional proverb round our way :D

"If trees could cry, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they cried all the time for no good reason."

~Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

:shock:

*theramin*

What is normal? Normal is the good smile in a child's eyes. Alright, it is also the dead stare in a million adults. It is the average made lethal, the everyday made beautiful. It is the everpresent, relentless god of health. We sacrifice so much, so many things are taken away, to please this god. Portions of ourselves are cut away that are repugnant to this god, which are sacred to rarer, more beautiful Gods...

*sniffle*

8. Be nice to your children. They are the ones that choose your nursing home.

9. Be nice to your parents. When they die, they'll be the reason why you don't live in a nursing home.

Marriage!
It begins when you sink in his arms
It ends with your arms in his sink

Train sets are like breasts, they are designed for children and played with by grown men

Stuff the environment. What have future generations ever done for you?

Stuff the environment. What have future generations ever done for you?

Screw the children, I'm cold now!

“Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve
never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.”

Cymru am byth

A fart is the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.

my favorite new inspirational quote (I don't know the originator of it):

Forgiveness is giving up all hope of a better past.

"Why learn when you can imagine?"
Someone said that to me in school, it's not exactly an intelligent thing to say, but I liked the sound of it. :P

Utopio: "Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve
never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.”

Kiss like your tongue is on fire, suck like you don't need the money, love like you've never been burned.

Enough is as good as a feast.

If there is something weighing you down, get off your fat a$$ and exercise.

This statement is not representative of the views of the Nationstates Management.

DP - don't let the server get you down

Don't you wish you were where you were when you wished you were where you are?

Don't you wish you were where you were when you wished you were where you are?

Don't you wish you were where you were when you wished you were where you are?

Don't you wish you were where you were when you wished you were where you are?

Don’t stop and smell the roses. Go slow enough so that you can smell them and enjoy their beauty as you pass.
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Out of all the demons in this world, none is more frightening than man