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In the news today

Liberal Monsters
01-04-2004, 10:24
Associated Press, 03/31/04
White house correspondent, Jeff Duvall

In special news brief today, George W. Bush, the president of the United States of America, has announced that he will not persue legislation that will prevent marriages between homosexual couples. When questioned about his reasons for this sudden change of heart the president responded by saying, " I prayed about it, and the answer came to me. The Lord Jesus Christ wanted us to love each other and not throw stumbling blocks in front of our brothers and sisters in their path to love. What I was doing was motivated by my own fears and prejudices, and I could not allow that to be what steered our great nation."
States will now be allowed to decide for themselves how they want to handle the issue. Pres. Bush has also promised to pardon any judge who is prosecuted for allowing these marriages to take place.
Plastic Hams on Sticks
01-04-2004, 10:26
damn april fools
Conceptualists
01-04-2004, 10:26
Did they get the date right?
01-04-2004, 10:32
Uh huh. Too bad he didn't pray about the best thing to do for the country and has therefore announced his decision not to run for a second term.



And we all know his response to such an answer is more likely to be "get thee behind me, Satan!" (Bet he's got his armored undies on when he says it, too.)
Sdaeriji
01-04-2004, 10:34
Heh, Liberal Monsters, Forum Moderator.
Liberal Monsters
01-04-2004, 11:13
BUMP
Northern Caesarea
01-04-2004, 11:30
It's a pity it's april 1st...
Liberal Monsters
01-04-2004, 12:46
Bump
01-04-2004, 13:09
Is this serious? Or just RP?
Liberal Monsters
01-04-2004, 13:11
Is this serious? Or just RP?

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