NationStates Jolt Archive

k, its late, im bored

everyone has to tell a secret, this is a great chance to get that weight off your chest or to brag to people who will still respect you in the morning

ill start,

i once used a zuccini in a way zuccinis were never meant to be used (i would go into details but there are probbly people who cant cope with the idea of dendrophila around and i wouldnt want to upset them, if your not too religios im sure you can imagine what i mean)

cmon people what else?

I knew a girl that used a carrot in said way, and it broke off inside her, and she had to have it removed by a doctor. I felt wicked bad for her because she called her friends first, before the doctor, and so obviously it leaked all over our school.

Oh my god. :shock:

ive always had a crush on my best friends girlfriend

I'm really god... :shock: :?

I had sex with my then girlfriends mum. I win! Although I'm absolutely ashamed of myself obviously..... :oops:

well done!
although if its a competition, i got a blowjob by a stripper on my bucks night
that comes a close second, dosnt it?

I knew a girl that used a carrot in said way, and it broke off inside her, and she had to have it removed by a doctor. I felt wicked bad for her because she called her friends first, before the doctor, and so obviously it leaked all over our school.

Do you still have her phone number?

I had sex with my then girlfriends mum. I win! Although I'm absolutely ashamed of myself obviously..... :oops:

thats just wrong!

I have a secret. I thought I was a lesbian up until about 3 hours ago when I had my first experience with a guy... Now I have no idea what to think...

I slept with my best friends wife.....Alot.....

I slept with my best friends wife.....Alot.....

u sick little man.