It's Free Sex Day! Come here to Collect Yours!
te he... 'come'.... er... i mean...
Free Sex Day
I'm handing out free sex? Who wants some? Fell free to exchange sex with your friends but not family. Definately not!
Monkeypimp
31-03-2004, 05:30
I'll take 5.
Squornshelous
31-03-2004, 05:31
Only Blue Viper would do this. :roll:
Cuneo Island
31-03-2004, 05:32
Hey Viper? Come on I gotta be your first customer.
Xerxes Xavier
31-03-2004, 05:32
ew family.
yeah I'll take some.
Pookyopia
31-03-2004, 05:35
:!: tie me down and dominate me tiger!!! :!:
*Is ready for some action*
:D
I would like some sex please ma'am.
:)
Eridanus
31-03-2004, 05:50
I'm up for a good hump.
Boscorrosive
31-03-2004, 05:57
Well, since its free...I'll take some. Thank you. :D
Gaeltach
31-03-2004, 05:58
Bos!!
The Atheists Reality
31-03-2004, 05:59
*grabs Gael* :twisted:
Gaeltach
31-03-2004, 06:00
:shock:
Freedorandack
31-03-2004, 06:01
what a concept. your a genious.
Boscorrosive
31-03-2004, 06:03
Bos!!
Hi. :D
Gaeltach
31-03-2004, 06:04
I haven't see you in forever and ever!
Cremerica
31-03-2004, 06:05
what about diseases?
hey viper notice anything differnet about you u.n nations
hey viper notice anything differnet about you u.n nations
i love you tar! i'm sorry!
*gives the host of others more sex than they can handle*
*realises this is not possible*
*gives them lots of sex*
well i'm spent
Hey look everyone! It's free STD day! Screw your values and screw your neighbor!
BackwoodsSquatches
31-03-2004, 07:33
Dont mind Mormons....they hate sex....
More for the rest of us!!
whooohoooo!!!
Dont mind Mormons....they hate sex....
More for the rest of us!!
whooohoooo!!!
Nahh, they just say they hate sex, usually while enjoying sex.
and enjoying sex is something we should all do more often :wink:
I appear to have stumbled upon the wrong...."thread"
Freedorandack
31-03-2004, 07:53
this thread is dead. the suplier left
BackwoodsSquatches
31-03-2004, 08:01
Dont mind Mormons....they hate sex....
More for the rest of us!!
whooohoooo!!!
Nahh, they just say they hate sex, usually while enjoying sex.
Well..they might enjoy the "missionary" position....
Get it? Missionary?.....HA!
Me funny.
Plastic Hams on Sticks
31-03-2004, 08:03
Most of the christian girls I have 'soiled' don't think anal sex counts as losing their virginity.
*beams*
I'll take as much sex as is being handed out :lol:
Incertonia
31-03-2004, 08:16
Is there anyone handing it out? My g/f is 3,500 miles away right now and will be for another month or so--I could use some. :lol:
Dont mind Mormons....they hate sex....
More for the rest of us!!
whooohoooo!!!
Nahh, they just say they hate sex, usually while enjoying sex.
Well..they might enjoy the "missionary" position....
Get it? Missionary?.....HA!
Me funny.
Now now...these are the people with the magic undies. How could they not love sex?
ok, the "suplier" is back! who needs sex?
The Atheists Reality
31-03-2004, 08:32
me!
Liberal Monsters
31-03-2004, 08:32
Most of the christian girls I have 'soiled' don't think anal sex counts as losing their virginity.
*beams*
And they generaly think that oral is alright also....Ahhhhh I love me some christian girls...
me!
*gives him lots of sex*
ok, the "suplier" is back! who needs sex?
Me!
Bigga Boobies
31-03-2004, 08:37
ok, the "suplier" is back! who needs sex?
Great, a sex thread :!: Bring it on :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Findecano Calaelen
31-03-2004, 08:39
Hey Viper
Sex to you
*gives Fil, and BB lots of hot and sweaty sex*
better? threesomes are fun :D
Liberal Monsters
31-03-2004, 08:41
*gives Fil, and BB lots of hot and sweaty sex*
better? threesomes are fun :D
But who do you thank in the morning ?
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
31-03-2004, 08:42
Hey Blue.
Do you have anything suitable for a small dog?
Incertonia
31-03-2004, 08:43
ok, the "suplier" is back! who needs sex?ooh ooh ooh
Girlfriend 3,500 miles away for another month--me me me me me :lol:
Stoned Bunnies
31-03-2004, 08:43
ok, the "suplier" is back! who needs sex?
Great, a sex thread :!: Bring it on :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Bigga boobies, let's have hot passionate sweaty sex :lol:
Mmm, much better, thank you.
*lines up again*
ok, the "suplier" is back! who needs sex?
GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!
Soviet Democracy
31-03-2004, 08:45
te he... 'come'.... er... i mean...
Free Sex Day
I'm handing out free sex? Who wants some? Fell free to exchange sex with your friends but not family. Definately not!
Sad thing is I thought of you when I read the name of this thread, when I could not see the creater of it.
Findecano Calaelen
31-03-2004, 08:46
te he... 'come'.... er... i mean...
Free Sex Day
I'm handing out free sex? Who wants some? Fell free to exchange sex with your friends but not family. Definately not!
Sad thing is I thought of you when I read the name of this thread, when I could not see the creater of it.
come on who else was it going to be?
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
31-03-2004, 08:46
little rabbit noises
:D *chases the bunnies*
:wink: j/k!
Bigga Boobies
31-03-2004, 08:48
ok, the "suplier" is back! who needs sex?
Great, a sex thread :!: Bring it on :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Bigga boobies, let's have hot passionate sweaty sex :lol:
Ooh Stoner, you say the sweetest things but hell, why not. *Clothes instantly fall off, stands there naked*
te he... 'come'.... er... i mean...
Free Sex Day
I'm handing out free sex? Who wants some? Fell free to exchange sex with your friends but not family. Definately not!
Sad thing is I thought of you when I read the name of this thread, when I could not see the creater of it.
come on who else was it going to be?
would you like sex? oh and Wade is really stalking me now. he popped out from behind a seat in maths and scared the Bejesus out of me.
-*Gives sex to SD, Fil, a small dog (doggie style of course), i always have sex for Lapse and Incertonia :wink: , sex to SD again and then has a rest*
this is tiring.
(SD, tar is mad at me. am i bad?)
i'm in for a gang bang!! lol :roll: My country skata is all about the love (safe love that is)
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
31-03-2004, 08:53
Ah, is that where the love is, you should tell the black eyed peas.
they've been looking for it for blimmin' ages! :roll:
Liberal Monsters
31-03-2004, 08:54
Ah, is that where the love is, you should tell the black eyed peas.
they've been looking for it for blimmin' ages! :roll:
I will tell Fergi (of B.E.P) my self....
*takes off pants and runs towards the door*
i'm in for a gang bang!! lol :roll: My country skata is all about the love (safe love that is)
*gathers everyone around*
it's GANG BANG SKATA TIME!
*starts*
do you have sex with dead babies?
perferably 5 month old, aged about 3 years?
its my favorite! :)
Findecano Calaelen
31-03-2004, 08:58
te he... 'come'.... er... i mean...
Free Sex Day
I'm handing out free sex? Who wants some? Fell free to exchange sex with your friends but not family. Definately not!
Sad thing is I thought of you when I read the name of this thread, when I could not see the creater of it.
come on who else was it going to be?
would you like sex? oh and Wade is really stalking me now. he popped out from behind a seat in maths and scared the Bejesus out of me.
Im always "up" for sex,
yeah I just read it on the Uni forum, and why were you wearing PJ's?
are you guys into that stuff too?
or am i the only one :oops:
Bigga Boobies
31-03-2004, 09:02
i'm in for a gang bang!! lol :roll: My country skata is all about the love (safe love that is)
Did you want to join Stoner and me :?: :wink:
Im always "up" for sex, :roll:
yeah I just read it on the Uni forum, and why were you wearing PJ's?
I'M NOT WEARING PJS! THEY ARE OLD MAN PANTS! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE! I DON'T SLEEP IN MY OLD MAN PANTS! well actually i have on several occasions but there ws alcohol involved.... but that's beside the point. IF YOU SAW MY PANTS YOU WOULD KNOW! Damn Wade and his labelling of my pants!
Findecano Calaelen
31-03-2004, 09:23
Im always "up" for sex, :roll:
yeah I just read it on the Uni forum, and why were you wearing PJ's?
I'M NOT WEARING PJS! THEY ARE OLD MAN PANTS! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE! I DON'T SLEEP IN MY OLD MAN PANTS! well actually i have on several occasions but there ws alcohol involved.... but that's beside the point. IF YOU SAW MY PANTS YOU WOULD KNOW! Damn Wade and his labelling of my pants!
Chill,
im just teasing
Liberal Monsters
31-03-2004, 09:24
Im always "up" for sex, :roll:
yeah I just read it on the Uni forum, and why were you wearing PJ's?
I'M NOT WEARING PJS! THEY ARE OLD MAN PANTS! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE! I DON'T SLEEP IN MY OLD MAN PANTS! well actually i have on several occasions but there ws alcohol involved.... but that's beside the point. IF YOU SAW MY PANTS YOU WOULD KNOW! Damn Wade and his labelling of my pants!
Are you sure they are not PJs....I mean you did sleep in them..
http://gallery.cybertarp.com/albums/userpics/19885/badge.JPG
Lapse for President! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135301)
*smiles, and queues again*
*smiles, and queues again*
you know i am getting quite tired. all these people wanting sex! CAN'T YOU PLEASE YOURSELF? even for my amusement?
*smiles, and queues again*
you know i am getting quite tired. all these people wanting sex! CAN'T YOU PLEASE YOURSELF? even for my amusement?
Okay, but only for your entertainment.
:P
Soviet Democracy
31-03-2004, 09:37
would you like sex? oh and Wade is really stalking me now. he popped out from behind a seat in maths and scared the Bejesus out of me.
-*Gives sex to SD, Fil, a small dog (doggie style of course), i always have sex for Lapse and Incertonia :wink: , sex to SD again and then has a rest*
this is tiring.
(SD, tar is mad at me. am i bad?)
No, you are not bad. But Viper, I do not want your sex! I did not accept or even ask for your sex! So if you would kindly take back that comment saying that you gave me sex, I would be happy. 8)
And Tar can go f*ck himself.
would you like sex? oh and Wade is really stalking me now. he popped out from behind a seat in maths and scared the Bejesus out of me.
-*Gives sex to SD, Fil, a small dog (doggie style of course), i always have sex for Lapse and Incertonia :wink: , sex to SD again and then has a rest*
this is tiring.
(SD, tar is mad at me. am i bad?)
No, you are not bad. But Viper, I do not want your sex! I did not accept or even ask for your sex! So if you would kindly take back that comment saying that you gave me sex, I would be happy. 8)
And Tar can go f*ck himself.
is my sex not good enough for you? I'm insulted! curse you!
tar will eventually get over it, or it'll bring out the tape again. heh heh
imported_Jet Li
31-03-2004, 09:41
*Pokes the sex with a stick*
What's wrong with it?
There must be something wrong with it if its free. :?
*Pokes the sex with a stick*
What's wrong with it?
There must be something wrong with it if its free. :?
HEY! what's wrong with my sex??!! :x
Soviet Democracy
31-03-2004, 09:44
is my sex not good enough for you? I'm insulted! curse you!
Though I would not know since I have never recieved any, your sex is good enough for me. I just personally do not want it. But thank you for offering.
Your Non-Sexual Friend,
Soviet Democracy
Plastic Hams on Sticks
31-03-2004, 09:44
*is used to poke the sex*
is my sex not good enough for you? I'm insulted! curse you!
Though I would not know since I have never recieved any, your sex is good enough for me. I just personally do not want it. But thank you for offering.
Your Non-Sexual Friend,
Soviet Democracy
lol. your no fun :wink:
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
31-03-2004, 09:46
Careful, you might get eaten!
Liberal Monsters
31-03-2004, 09:47
Hear now, stop poking that with a stick. Someone might want it.....Or it could be used for evidence.
Soviet Democracy
31-03-2004, 09:48
lol. your no fun :wink:
I am sorry. I have noticed that I am really not that sexual for a male. What does this mean?! I want to know! And plus I am in a wonderful relationship with a female that I care deeply for and care not for your sex, be it virtual or not. 8)
lol. your no fun :wink:
I am sorry. I have noticed that I am really not that sexual for a male. What does this mean?! I want to know! And plus I am in a wonderful relationship with a female that I care deeply for and care not for your sex, be it virtual or not. 8)
pfft! YOU LOSE!
:wink: aww.. our little SD all grown up and refusing my sex! your so cute
*pinches his cheeks*
ok, the "suplier" is back! who needs sex?
Great, a sex thread :!: Bring it on :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Bigga boobies, let's have hot passionate sweaty sex :lol:
Ooh Stoner, you say the sweetest things but hell, why not. *Clothes instantly fall off, stands there naked*
Damnit Janey, you said you loved me!!!! :cry:
Liberal Monsters
31-03-2004, 10:22
ok, the "suplier" is back! who needs sex?
Great, a sex thread :!: Bring it on :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Bigga boobies, let's have hot passionate sweaty sex :lol:
Ooh Stoner, you say the sweetest things but hell, why not. *Clothes instantly fall off, stands there naked*
Damnit Janey, you said you loved me!!!! :cry:
Well there is love. and then there is physical need....
Bigga Boobies
31-03-2004, 10:28
ok, the "suplier" is back! who needs sex?
Great, a sex thread :!: Bring it on :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Bigga boobies, let's have hot passionate sweaty sex :lol:
Ooh Stoner, you say the sweetest things but hell, why not. *Clothes instantly fall off, stands there naked*
Damnit Janey, you said you loved me!!!! :cry:
Well there is love. and then there is physical need....
You're so right. Min Min, bugger off, I'm busy!! :x
HAH!!!...been married for decades..got news for ya gents....it's NEVER been free..there's always a catch..oh yes...a catch...you might not see it up front...and you might not realize it til it's too late...but there is always a catch...trust me...
Nazi Deutschland Axis
31-03-2004, 12:43
ok, the "suplier" is back! who needs sex?
Great, a sex thread :!: Bring it on :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Bigga boobies, let's have hot passionate sweaty sex :lol:
Ooh Stoner, you say the sweetest things but hell, why not. *Clothes instantly fall off, stands there naked*
Damnit Janey, you said you loved me!!!! :cry:
Well there is love. and then there is physical need....
You're so right. Min Min, bugger off, I'm busy!! :x
But would you object if I wanted to joined you :D :wink:
ok, the "suplier" is back! who needs sex?
Great, a sex thread :!: Bring it on :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Bigga boobies, let's have hot passionate sweaty sex :lol:
Ooh Stoner, you say the sweetest things but hell, why not. *Clothes instantly fall off, stands there naked*
Damnit Janey, you said you loved me!!!! :cry:
Well there is love. and then there is physical need....
You're so right. Min Min, bugger off, I'm busy!! :x
*hangs his head and wanders off to the nearest bar to get p****d!