NationStates Jolt Archive

The Power of Alcohol

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
an
idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead/knees.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.

Of course I know of none of the above :shock: :lol: :lol: (need a smiley with a halo above it lol)

Been there, done it, thrown up afterwards :D

Hoorah!!!!

How come it takes longer to recover the older you get? Took me the whole weekend to recover from friday nights little..erm..binge :D

Hoorah!!!!

How come it takes longer to recover the older you get? Took me the whole weekend to recover from friday nights little..erm..binge :D


You just forgot to have beer with your cornflakes on Saturday!

It didn't take longer to recover when we were younger. We just put it off for longer by keeping the party going for a few extra.... months.


-Z-

Tell me about it :(

When I was in my 20s I could drink like a fish. I thought nothing of going out on a work night, drink around 10 pints, get home at 3AM, then get up at 6 to goto work again.

Now I'm in my 30s there's no way I could do that, 6 pints max in an evening, followed by at least 6 hours sleep :!:

I need to consume some alcohol.

I'll drink to that!

I know from experience.