NationStates Jolt Archive


Who should we send after Osama bin Laden?

Love Poetry
30-03-2004, 06:33
I saw a trailer for The Punisher tonight and wondered how many Americans would prefer someone like him prosecuting the war on terror. ~ Michael.
Colodia
30-03-2004, 06:34
Duck Dodgers. But Daffy would probably mug some useless bum from L.A. instead
Incertonia
30-03-2004, 06:36
I say we send the Aqua Teen Hunger Force--let Frylock blast him good and Meatwad turn into an igloo while Master Shake swims in Carl's pool.
30-03-2004, 06:37
Mrs. bin Laden 1, 2, 3, or 4? I say we send all four- plus he's got about 52 (I think it is) kids. Yikes!
BackwoodsSquatches
30-03-2004, 06:43
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:B4FbKi_9aLkJ:home.earthlink.net/~theseeker3

I say...this guy.
Love Poetry
30-03-2004, 06:53
Voltron, Defender of the Universe! Did you watch just the first series or both? ~ Michael.
BackwoodsSquatches
30-03-2004, 06:55
Voltron, Defender of the Universe! Did you watch just the first series or both? ~ Michael.

Car voltron= sucked.

Lion Voltron= cool.

And I prefer Sven over "the princess" anyday....

and that "Tranzor Z" Voltron wanna be was uber lame!

Yes.
I watched too many cartoons as a kid.
Pantylvania
30-03-2004, 06:55
the Pakistan army and some ragtag militias have had the most success so far
Graustarke
30-03-2004, 07:12
Actually it does not matter who is sent. What matters is that once he is caught he should be whisked away to a secret facility and given a sex change operation and once recovered delivered safely to a fundamentalist Muslim state to live out the rest of his days as a woman.
Aliedel
30-03-2004, 07:17
might as well send martha stewart and gumby (no not Gray Davis) we're not going to catch him looking where we're looking
Tuesday Heights
30-03-2004, 07:19
Let's send the ENTIRE Bush administration!
Graustarke
30-03-2004, 07:38
Nah....the Bush administration is to straight forward, they might miss something. Send Kerry and the Democrats over...they flip flop from side to side so much they could cover both sides of the Afgan-Paki border at the same time. Hmmmmm... better skip that idea, they probably would not make any progress that way afterall.
Enn
30-03-2004, 07:41
How could you not send the Powerpuff girls?
Liberal Monsters
30-03-2004, 07:47
I would say either Batman or the Predator.

But it doesn't matter, since the Bush administration has already caught him and have him locked up until about two weeks before the election when they will anounce his capture to up Bush's votes.
New Auburnland
30-03-2004, 07:49
Other....

I would send myself, along with a few of my army buddies, some of my redneck friends, and an Arabic translator.

That $25 million would split up nicely 8 ways.
BackwoodsSquatches
30-03-2004, 07:51
I would say either Batman or the Predator.

But it doesn't matter, since the Bush administration has already caught him and have him locked up until about two weeks before the election when they will anounce his capture to up Bush's votes.

I dont think so.

EVERYONE says that...

If it did happen......it would be political suicide.
Chikyota
30-03-2004, 07:53
I would say either Batman or the Predator.

But it doesn't matter, since the Bush administration has already caught him and have him locked up until about two weeks before the election when they will anounce his capture to up Bush's votes.
I dont think so.
EVERYONE says that...
If it did happen......it would be political suicide.
Well, it depends. The situation in Taiwan right now is making this look like a very bad idea. On the other hand, the US populace seems easily misled by politicians. So its a tossup whether or not it would be political suicide in the near future. (In the far future, it would be political suicide for both Bush and those involved if/when word leaked).
Liberal Monsters
30-03-2004, 07:53
I would say either Batman or the Predator.

But it doesn't matter, since the Bush administration has already caught him and have him locked up until about two weeks before the election when they will anounce his capture to up Bush's votes.

I dont think so.

EVERYONE says that...

If it did happen......it would be political suicide.

If you really believe that I will make you a bet. If he is "caught" with in one month of the election you give up your nation (never use it again and let it die) If he is found earlier, later, or not found at all I will give up mine. What do you say ? All you have to lose is your post count and population.
New Auburnland
30-03-2004, 07:53
Actually it does not matter who is sent. What matters is that once he is caught he should be whisked away to a secret facility and given a sex change operation and once recovered delivered safely to a fundamentalist Muslim state to live out the rest of his days as a woman.

not a bad idea, i like the way you think
Colodia
30-03-2004, 07:56
Actually it does not matter who is sent. What matters is that once he is caught he should be whisked away to a secret facility and given a sex change operation and once recovered delivered safely to a fundamentalist Muslim state to live out the rest of his days as a woman.

not a bad idea, i like the way you think

Nah. How bout we tie Osama up and have a chopper toss him in the middle of New York. Come back an hour later and count the bruises, although numbers don't go that high!
30-03-2004, 08:06
I wonder which Mrs. bin Laden. There are four of them, all current wives of his. :)