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How long until the Olsen twins turn 18?

New Auburnland
29-03-2004, 10:07
as of 3:06AM Central time only 10 weeks, 5 days, 18 hours, 51 minutes, and 39 more seconds.

I am already setting the date in my PDA
Sdaeriji
29-03-2004, 10:08
Wow. That's pathetic.
Incertonia
29-03-2004, 10:08
I'm trying to remember who I was hoping would turn 18 around the same time I did--Tiffany? Damn, I'm old.

Edit: She was very hot in Playboy last year, by the way.
New Auburnland
29-03-2004, 10:09
I'm trying to remember who I was hoping would turn 18 around the same time I did--Tiffany? Damn, I'm old.

Edit: She was very hot in Playboy last year, by the way.

Tiffany who?
Incertonia
29-03-2004, 10:12
I'm trying to remember who I was hoping would turn 18 around the same time I did--Tiffany? Damn, I'm old.

Edit: She was very hot in Playboy last year, by the way.

Tiffany who?Just Tiffany. Red hair and wholesome when I was a teenager. Did cover songs in shopping malls. Had a hit with a cover of Tommy James' "I Think We're Alone Now." Much better looking once she matured. Look her up--I believe you might refer to her as a MILF now, although I'm not certain she has a child.
Sdaeriji
29-03-2004, 10:13
What exactly does them turning 18 mean for the world?
29-03-2004, 10:13
LOL

Mandy Moore already hit 18... so did Natalie Portman, and Kirsten Dunst, and Michelle Trachtenberg, and Kristen Kreuk... none of them did nude shots, what makes you think the OLSEN TWINS will? lol
Sdaeriji
29-03-2004, 10:13
I'm trying to remember who I was hoping would turn 18 around the same time I did--Tiffany? Damn, I'm old.

Edit: She was very hot in Playboy last year, by the way.

Tiffany who?Just Tiffany. Red hair and wholesome when I was a teenager. Did cover songs in shopping malls. Had a hit with a cover of Tommy James' "I Think We're Alone Now." Much better looking once she matured. Look her up--I believe you might refer to her as a MILF now, although I'm not certain she has a child.

You know who's absolutely gorgeous now? Punky Brewster.
New Auburnland
29-03-2004, 10:15
What exactly does them turning 18 mean for the world?

That means (in the US) that I could hook up with them and not go to jail. Also turning 18 means they can drive in all 50 states, buy tobacco in some states (if they are into that) and can go to NC-17, or Rated R movies without their parents.
Aliedel
29-03-2004, 10:16
LOL

Mandy Moore already hit 18... so did Natalie Portman, and Kirsten Dunst, and Michelle Trachtenberg, and Kristen Kreuk... none of them did nude shots, what makes you think the OLSEN TWINS will? lol


Michelle Tratchenberg turned 18 what 6 months ago? And she's already whoring herself around faster than britney spears its only a matter of time
Incertonia
29-03-2004, 10:16
You know who's absolutely gorgeous now? Punky Brewster.She is surprisingly hot. I was going to post a picture of Tiffany, but all I can find is the Playboy cover, and I'm not quite ready to chance the wrath of the mods.

http://www.tiffany.org/gfx/pic2.jpg

Found one.
29-03-2004, 10:17
LOL

Mandy Moore already hit 18... so did Natalie Portman, and Kirsten Dunst, and Michelle Trachtenberg, and Kristen Kreuk... none of them did nude shots, what makes you think the OLSEN TWINS will? lol


Michelle Tratchenberg turned 18 what 6 months ago? And she's already whoring herself around faster than britney spears its only a matter of timeLOL so she did a fake flashing scene in Euro trip... its cuz she still looks like a kid, and is relatively... err... flat :P

She's nowhere near britney level, as far as I can tell
New Auburnland
29-03-2004, 10:19
LOL

Mandy Moore already hit 18... so did Natalie Portman, and Kirsten Dunst, and Michelle Trachtenberg, and Kristen Kreuk... none of them did nude shots, what makes you think the OLSEN TWINS will? lol

Forget them doing nude shots for playboy, i am talking about me knocking them up at a frat party.
Aliedel
29-03-2004, 10:20
LOL

Mandy Moore already hit 18... so did Natalie Portman, and Kirsten Dunst, and Michelle Trachtenberg, and Kristen Kreuk... none of them did nude shots, what makes you think the OLSEN TWINS will? lol


Michelle Tratchenberg turned 18 what 6 months ago? And she's already whoring herself around faster than britney spears its only a matter of timeLOL so she did a fake flashing scene in Euro trip... its cuz she still looks like a kid, and is relatively... err... flat :P

She's nowhere near britney level, as far as I can tell

perhaps but that was a road trip style movie so I have to assume that there was some further whoring there and then theres that new music video where there was some soft-core whoring
Sdaeriji
29-03-2004, 10:20
What exactly does them turning 18 mean for the world?

That means (in the US) that I could hook up with them and not go to jail. Also turning 18 means they can drive in all 50 states, buy tobacco in some states (if they are into that) and can go to NC-17, or Rated R movies without their parents.

I mean, what does it give you? Them turning 18 doesn't mean anything for anyone except them. There's no way that they're going to be "hooking up" with you or me or 99.9% of men everywhere. And since they're worth a combined $750 million, I doubt they'll be popping up in Playboy for the next 50 million years. So really, all it means is that they can buy tobacco and go to R rated movies. If you're really that happy for them, then that's awfully nice of you.
29-03-2004, 10:20
You know who's absolutely gorgeous now? Punky Brewster.She is surprisingly hot. I was going to post a picture of Tiffany, but all I can find is the Playboy cover, and I'm not quite ready to chance the wrath of the mods.

http://www.tiffany.org/gfx/pic2.jpg

Found one.oh, come on man:
Punky now :P
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/soleil4.jpg
Sdaeriji
29-03-2004, 10:22
LOL

Mandy Moore already hit 18... so did Natalie Portman, and Kirsten Dunst, and Michelle Trachtenberg, and Kristen Kreuk... none of them did nude shots, what makes you think the OLSEN TWINS will? lol

Forget them doing nude shots for playboy, i am talking about me knocking them up at a frat party.

Is that before or after their security detail stomp your ass?
New Auburnland
29-03-2004, 10:23
that brunette is on fire!

damnit man!
Incertonia
29-03-2004, 10:28
You know who's absolutely gorgeous now? Punky Brewster.She is surprisingly hot. I was going to post a picture of Tiffany, but all I can find is the Playboy cover, and I'm not quite ready to chance the wrath of the mods.

http://www.tiffany.org/gfx/pic2.jpg

Found one.oh, come on man:
Punky now :P
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/soleil4.jpgYeah, but in Playboy, Tiffany is naked, and when I was a teenager, Punky was about 13. :lol:
New Auburnland
29-03-2004, 10:29
LOL

Mandy Moore already hit 18... so did Natalie Portman, and Kirsten Dunst, and Michelle Trachtenberg, and Kristen Kreuk... none of them did nude shots, what makes you think the OLSEN TWINS will? lol

Forget them doing nude shots for playboy, i am talking about me knocking them up at a frat party.

Is that before or after their security detail stomp your ass?
i'll get them liquored up that way they'll have beer goggles and tell their security to back off me.
Monkeypimp
29-03-2004, 10:31
as of 3:06AM Central time only 10 weeks, 5 days, 18 hours, 51 minutes, and 39 more seconds.

I am already setting the date in my PDA

www.chasebrown.com/olsen.htm has been counting down for a few years now.
29-03-2004, 10:33
Oh come on, man... Punky is nothing compared to the others on my list:

Mandy Moore:

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/mp2.jpg

Kaley Cuoco:

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/gfd_l12.jpg

However, my countdown is on Hilary Duff... but she's got about 30 more months to go :P

Hilary:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/hd2.jpg

OK, enough picture posting/drooling, I'm off to bed :P
New Auburnland
29-03-2004, 10:36
Susan Ward, Tara Reid, Ali Larter, Ali Landry, Summer Altice, and Gena Lee Nolan are all near the top of my list.
29-03-2004, 10:37
Susan Ward, Tara Reid, Ali Larter, Ali Landry, Summer Altice, and Gena Lee Nolan are all near the top of my list.Come back Ali! Come back Ali's sister!!
Sdaeriji
29-03-2004, 10:41
Jessica Alba. All I have to say.
Aliedel
29-03-2004, 10:41
http://www.everybodylovesray.com/assets/gallery/gallery/photo05.jpg

Here's who im waiting for right here
Mutant Dogs
29-03-2004, 10:42
PERVERTS!! I CONDEMN YOU!
Mutant Dogs
29-03-2004, 10:43
http://www.everybodylovesray.com/assets/gallery/gallery/photo05.jpg

Here's who im waiting for right here

DUDE! WHAT IS SHE, SIX? BUUURN!!
Aliedel
29-03-2004, 10:44
I mean c'mon she's at least 8 by now
29-03-2004, 10:45
http://www.everybodylovesray.com/assets/gallery/gallery/photo05.jpg

Here's who im waiting for right hereuhhh....

Hey, what the hey, I waited on this girl:

http://www.clearillusions.com/kirstendunst/imagegallery/movies/jumanji/13.jpg

And she turned into:

http://www.maartenran.nl/spiderman/kd/images/kirsten_dunst_011_jpg.jpg :P
Aliedel
29-03-2004, 10:46
http://www.dc8p.com/assets/images/helena_bonham_carter.jpg

no this is a woman
Aliedel
29-03-2004, 10:48
http://www.everybodylovesray.com/assets/gallery/gallery/photo05.jpg

Here's who im waiting for right hereuhhh....

Hey, what the hey, I waited on this girl:

http://www.clearillusions.com/kirstendunst/imagegallery/movies/jumanji/13.jpg

And she turned into:

http://www.maartenran.nl/spiderman/kd/images/kirsten_dunst_011_jpg.jpg :P

that first picture aint bad if i was that age at that time you can bet I'd tie her up in my basement
29-03-2004, 10:48
*claps*

This is the first thread ever to make me feel physically ill. Well done yous :D
Mutant Dogs
29-03-2004, 10:49
*Waits for the police raid, to come and arrest everyone in the thread for their comments*
Incertonia
29-03-2004, 10:49
http://www.dc8p.com/assets/images/helena_bonham_carter.jpg

no this is a womanI was trying to post the same damn picture and it wouldn't work for me. Good job. And I couldn't agree more.
Sdaeriji
29-03-2004, 10:50
http://www.dc8p.com/assets/images/helena_bonham_carter.jpg

no this is a womanI was trying to post the same damn picture and it wouldn't work for me. Good job. And I couldn't agree more.

Who is that?
29-03-2004, 10:50
that first picture aint bad if i was that age at that time you can bet I'd tie her up in my basementHey man, kirsten dunst is 2 years older than me... darn right i was fantasizing about her at "that age" :P (6-8 years ago?!)
Aliedel
29-03-2004, 10:50
http://www.dc8p.com/assets/images/helena_bonham_carter.jpg

no this is a womanI was trying to post the same damn picture and it wouldn't work for me. Good job. And I couldn't agree more.


yep i took your post and added the [/img]....I'm so mean
29-03-2004, 10:53
there already 16, thats legal where im from, why would you want to know anything else about them?
Tuesday Heights
29-03-2004, 10:55
They're not even that great looking. :roll:
Aliedel
29-03-2004, 10:56
They're not even that great looking. :roll:

But they're twins! Although I myself prefer triplets or quadruplets
Mutant Dogs
29-03-2004, 10:56
They're not even that great looking. :roll:

Yeh ... if you're gay!
29-03-2004, 10:57
They're not even that great looking. :roll:Nah, they aren't :P

check this image out (too big for posting)
http://tmb.olsen-twins.org/pic/s/7/simple_olsen_desktop_8.jpg

The one on the right looks like Danielle Fischel (Topanga from Boy Meets World)
Incertonia
29-03-2004, 10:57
yep i took your post and added the [/img]....I'm so meanIs that what I did? I've had too much merlot tonight. :lol:
Sdaeriji
29-03-2004, 10:58
http://www.antville.org/img/perform/Salma%20Hayek.jpg

Now she is hot.
Incertonia
29-03-2004, 10:59
Now she is hot.Salma Hayek is definitely a full on woman.
Aliedel
29-03-2004, 11:04
http://www.galaxy-cities.com/earth/shaunaxena/Katie-Holmes-p301.jpg

One of my favorites.
Sdaeriji
29-03-2004, 11:09
Another beautiful woman

http://www.justpictures.dk/images/cameron%20diaz/1/cameron%20diaz4.jpg
29-03-2004, 11:12
http://www.chud.com/people/katie-holmes.jpg

One of my personal favorites shame I couldn't get a better picOh please:

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/katie_holmes/gfd_l1.jpg
easy
Aliedel
29-03-2004, 11:13
http://www.chud.com/people/katie-holmes.jpg

One of my personal favorites shame I couldn't get a better picOh please:

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/katie_holmes/gfd_l1.jpg
easy

that was my old one my new one is better than that pic
New Auburnland
30-03-2004, 07:47
Only 10 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 11 minutes, and 40 more seconds more until the Olsen twins are of legal age.
Chikyota
30-03-2004, 07:49
It weirds me out that you have this on a countdown. :?
New Auburnland
30-03-2004, 07:50
It weirds me out that you have this on a countdown. :?

it will continue for the next 74 days
BackwoodsSquatches
30-03-2004, 07:53
Holy crap!!

Punky Brewster got HOT!
New Auburnland
30-03-2004, 07:55
Holy crap!!

Punky Brewster got HOT!
you got that right!
New Auburnland
30-03-2004, 07:59
To whoever said the Olsen Twins aren't that hot http://www.jaboobie.com/pic/olsen/rs_cover.jpg
Sdaeriji
30-03-2004, 08:02
How old are you?
BackwoodsSquatches
30-03-2004, 08:04
I think that people drool over the Olsen twins becuase of the "TWINS" aspect.

Guy...you know what I mean.
New Auburnland
30-03-2004, 08:08
How old are you?
21
Sdaeriji
30-03-2004, 08:10
How old are you?
21

Ah.
New Auburnland
30-03-2004, 08:11
I think that people drool over the Olsen twins becuase of the "TWINS" aspect.

Guy...you know what I mean.
you are 1000% right. when I go to class, i see dozens of women that look better than them, but 99% of those ladies do not have a twin sister to accompany the other.

There is actually one set of twins I know of that are hotter than the Olsen twins, I'll see if I can find a pic to post.

And if those twins were not 18 already, I would be counting down the days.
New Auburnland
22-04-2004, 05:22
52 days, 0 hours, 38 minutes, and 6 seconds left until the Olsen twins' 18th Birthday!
Free Soviets
22-04-2004, 06:04
52 days, 0 hours, 38 minutes, and 6 seconds left until the Olsen twins' 18th Birthday!

haha.

am i the only one who immediately thinks of
http://www.altotelevision.com/f/full-house/t-000084-im-001371.jpg
when i hear 'olsen twins'?

of course, i also associate michelle trachtenberg with "the adventures of pete and pete"...
Kernlandia
22-04-2004, 06:09
I think that people drool over the Olsen twins becuase of the "TWINS" aspect.

Guy...you know what I mean.
you are 1000% right. when I go to class, i see dozens of women that look better than them, but 99% of those ladies do not have a twin sister to accompany the other.

There is actually one set of twins I know of that are hotter than the Olsen twins, I'll see if I can find a pic to post.

And if those twins were not 18 already, I would be counting down the days.

yeah, but more importantly, can you tap that ass?

if not, it's pointless.
Collaboration
22-04-2004, 08:34
I have heard that one of those gorgeous twins does not want to go on making movies once she's 18.

She can probably read the handwriting- and the nude posters- on the wall.

So there goes your twins fantasy.
New Auburnland
22-04-2004, 09:31
51 days, 20 hours, 29 minutes, and 31 seconds left until the Olsen twins' 18th Birthday!
Eynonistan
22-04-2004, 09:33
Countdown clocks all over the place

http://www.jaboobie.com/olsen.html
BackwoodsSquatches
22-04-2004, 09:42
So...am I a pervert for thinking that Hilary Duff is silly-hot?
New Auburnland
22-04-2004, 09:46
So...am I a pervert for thinking that Hilary Duff is silly-hot?
hell no! I think the same thing

Thats the lizzie mcguire girl right?
BackwoodsSquatches
22-04-2004, 09:47
So...am I a pervert for thinking that Hilary Duff is silly-hot?
hell no! I think the same thing

Thats the lizzie mcguire girl right?

Yah with the huge funbags.
22-04-2004, 09:51
What's the big deal about them turning 18?

You could have boffed them 2 years ago in Britain.. 8)
Only Americans
22-04-2004, 09:53
What's the big deal about them turning 18?

You could have boffed them 2 years ago in Britain.. 8)
Or when they turned 17 in Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma, or Louisiana.
Ikitiok
22-04-2004, 09:55
Can't be arsed to read all 4 pages of this as I don't actually care, but I did once see a sign at a WWE event (or WWF as it was then) that stated how many days it was - made me & my friends laugh a lot
High Orcs
22-04-2004, 10:21
What's the big deal about them turning 18?

You could have boffed them 2 years ago in Britain.. 8)
Or when they turned 17 in Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma, or Louisiana.

15in Iowa

I shit you now.

Anyway, they plan[ned] to attend Purdue in Indiana, but I hear that changed (I go there)

Well...blah

anyway, I know a single girl who's beauty is more than theirs combined.
Pictures would not be enough to describe this girl.
She's not even a celebrity
But you're more attracted to the fame than the person anyway
So why bother?
22-04-2004, 10:39
Because noone would know who you were talking about, would they? :roll:
High Orcs
22-04-2004, 10:42
I wouldn't want anyone on here to.

You'd say horrible things.
22-04-2004, 10:46
Someone's bound to mention her F*ck Bush... 8)
Ikitiok
22-04-2004, 10:47
I wouldn't want anyone on here to.

You'd say horrible things.

Some of have been known to say nice things...occasionally :wink: