Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar?
Mutant Dogs
29-03-2004, 08:01
Dogs stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?
Yes you!
Couldn't be!
Then who?
Gopher stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Gopher: **** you
Who me?
Gopher: Yeah boy
Couldn't be
Gopher: Then who?
Wait...we switched the song around here....
Demonic Gophers
29-03-2004, 08:08
I did not! I was in the garden, digging up the... um... er... nevermind.
I didn't take the cookie, though...
It was Doormice!
*steals the whole cookie jar while everyone is staring at doormice*
Demonic Gophers
29-03-2004, 08:33
*sneaks into the garden*
The Frostlings
29-03-2004, 08:34
Gopher stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?
Yes you!
Couldn't be!
Then who?
Frosty =) stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Someone admit it!!! I hate this song! Admit it now or I will make you suffer beyond your wildest dreams!
Viper stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?
Yes you!
Fuck off, I ate it. it's mine now and you ain't getting it back
*runs out the door with cookiejar whilst everyone is looking shocked at vipers* :twisted:
Philopolis
29-03-2004, 08:50
*as viper is being arrested or whatever, I streak through this thread to keep the tradition going*
Mutant Dogs
29-03-2004, 09:40
Valia stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Deranged Doormice
29-03-2004, 09:49
Hey I didn't steal no cookie from the cookie jar.
I was to busy biting DG!
*Wonders if anyone has checked to see if the cookie is still in the jar*
Mutant Dogs
29-03-2004, 09:51
Doormice, you're too small to eat cookies?
Demonic Gophers
29-03-2004, 09:51
Hey I didn't steal no cookie from the cookie jar.
I was to busy biting DG!
*Wonders if anyone has checked to see if the cookie is still in the jar*
Good point...
*loads Doormice into a ballista*
*fires it at the cookie jar*
You do that!
*bandages fresh bite marks*
Deranged Doormice
29-03-2004, 09:55
*hits coffee jar*
That cruel DG, picking on me.
*checks for cookie and it has indeed gone*
Demonic Gophers
29-03-2004, 09:57
Doormice, you're too small to eat cookies?
I once met a mouse who had stolen an entire package of noodles, and hidden them in places throughout the building....
Deranged Doormice
29-03-2004, 09:59
Doormice, you're too small to eat cookies?
I once met a mouse who had stolen an entire package of noodles, and hidden them in places throughout the building....
I've eaten an entire box of cornflakes - thats my record as a mouse.
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
29-03-2004, 10:32
It was Beeker! He stole the cookies!
Mutant Dogs
29-03-2004, 10:35
Gaspode stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
29-03-2004, 11:56
Not I stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
it was Neon! i saw her!
She stole the cookies.
Nazi Deutschland Axis
29-03-2004, 12:00
I stole them :!:
What are you going to do about it :evil:
Mutant Dogs
29-03-2004, 12:00
Neon stole the cookies from the cookie jar! :x
Uniformed Officials
29-03-2004, 12:03
Is this an authorized cookie jar? I'll need to see your license of storage....
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
29-03-2004, 12:04
*sneakily slips the stolen cookie into the UO's pocket*
heheh :twisted:
The communists stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Who us?
Yes you!
Oh, thats right. But we have a right to steal them. You have a surplus of cookies and therefore they must be distributed.
That's what you said about the eggs! Now I can't make an omelette!
Well, if you want to make an omelette.....
Mutant Dogs
29-03-2004, 12:06
The communists stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Who us?
Yes you!
Oh, thats right. But we have a right to steal them. You have a surplus of cookies and therefore they must be distributed.
That's what you said about the eggs! Now I can't make an omelette!
Well, if you want to make an omelette.....
Amazing ... this guy has 777 posts!
Uniformed Officials
29-03-2004, 12:06
*sneakily slips the stolen cookie into the UO's pocket*
heheh :twisted:
*doesn't notice*
Mutant Dogs
29-03-2004, 12:15
*sneakily slips the stolen cookie into the UO's pocket*
heheh :twisted:
*doesn't notice*
By the power invested in me, by the Attorney General of Dogtopia, I am placing you under arrest for the theft of cookies, from the cookie jar.
Take him away boys... and Gaspode ...
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
29-03-2004, 12:17
*brings handcuffs*
:twisted:
Neon lights
29-03-2004, 12:34
*looks innocent, wipes crumbs of her jumper*
what cookies?????? :shock:
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
29-03-2004, 12:36
I suppose Gollum put ALL THOSE COOKIE CRUMBS there did he? :wink:
No, it was Sam! Sam did it!
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
29-03-2004, 13:03
:roll: yeah, stupid fat spobbit!
Mutant Dogs
29-03-2004, 13:04
:roll: yeah, stupid fat spobbit!
Like a Mutant Hobbit?
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
29-03-2004, 13:13
yes... the elvish word is 'spamling'.
The Frostlings
04-04-2004, 06:39
I stole them :!:
What are you going to do about it :evil:
Anchluss your SUDETENLAND, FOO!
Taren stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?
Yes you!
Couldn't it be!
Yey you?
Ok, fine I ate the f**king cookie from the cookie jar! and your anit getting any muwahhahahahahahaha
Mutant Dogs
23-04-2004, 11:32
Taren stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?
Yes you!
Couldn't it be!
Yey you?
Ok, fine I ate the f**king cookie from the cookie jar! and your anit getting any muwahhahahahahahaha
MISTAKE
Nazi Deutschland Axis
23-04-2004, 12:03
Look, I'm telling you, I ATE THEM :twisted:
BackwoodsSquatches
23-04-2004, 12:05
Two pages, and you people havent figured out who stole ONE LOUSY COOKIE??
Oi!
Almighty Sephiroth
23-04-2004, 12:10
Yeah! the cookie Jar song! :D
Two pages, and you people havent figured out who stole ONE LOUSY COOKIE??
Oi!
Hey! It takes time to issue denials, collect evidence, shred it, frame the innocent and flee the country ...
*sneaks off with the cookie jar*
The Wild Wood
23-04-2004, 14:32
Refills the cookie jar with fresh choc chip cookies, still warm from the oven.
Mutant Dogs
24-04-2004, 02:01
Refills the cookie jar with fresh choc chip cookies, still warm from the oven.
*Steals Cookie*
Mutant Dogs
23-05-2004, 10:14
BUMP
Crimmond
23-05-2004, 10:15
*shoots cookie jar, thread, poster, and the damn song that is now stuck in my head*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mutant Dogs
23-05-2004, 10:27
*shoots cookie jar, thread, poster, and the damn song that is now stuck in my head*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
OMG a reply
Greater Valia
23-05-2004, 10:28
michael moore took the cookie from the cookie jar.... cause hes a fatass
Mutant Dogs
23-05-2004, 10:29
michael moore took the cookie from the cookie jar.... cause hes a fatass
Someone's got a grudge :twisted:
Greater Valia
23-05-2004, 10:30
michael moore took the cookie from the cookie jar.... cause hes a fatass
Someone's got a grudge :twisted:durgh, you think? :roll:
Mutant Dogs
23-05-2004, 10:30
michael moore took the cookie from the cookie jar.... cause hes a fatass
Someone's got a grudge :twisted:durgh, you think? :roll:
WHY?
Greater Valia
23-05-2004, 10:31
michael moore took the cookie from the cookie jar.... cause hes a fatass
Someone's got a grudge :twisted:durgh, you think? :roll:
WHY?(oops fifth quote, gotta stop)
dont question me boy!
Mutant Dogs
23-05-2004, 10:32
WHY?
Greater Valia
23-05-2004, 10:33
WHY?
because he outsourced his website to canada, after making a "documentary" about the evils of outsourcing. what an ass :evil:
Lindusulum
23-05-2004, 10:35
Relevance check:
Does this Canadian site make use of cookies?
Greater Valia
23-05-2004, 10:36
Relevance check:
Does this Canadian site make use of cookies?
yes, yes it does
Lindusulum
23-05-2004, 10:38
That fat bastard!
Greater Valia
23-05-2004, 10:39
That fat bastard! :lol:
Lindusulum
23-05-2004, 11:01
Although I find Micheal Moore obnoxious and overhyped, the way I see it this was a perfectly sensible move. Mr. Moore has made to secret that he is no fan of America's way of running things. He was exercising the only form of democracy that is left to us- voting with his wallet.