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This is going to seem a bit silly to most but too bad, deal.

I believe that the almighty invisibly pink pony is always watching over me and protecting me and will save me. The invisibly pink pony is the one true god because the book that I have, the book of Pink Pony says so.

Can you disprove me?

crap, i forgot which forum i was in and need to move this to general. How do I do that again?

oh, and BUMP

un-related to moderation

maybe a mod can move this to general

i don't care to disprove you.

i only know this: the great purple unicorn will gore the pink pony.

mwahahaha.

My god can beat up your god.

and a BUMP for no good reason

I think this sounds like a fine idea

ah this should be fun

i don't care to disprove you.

i only know this: the great purple unicorn will gore the pink pony.

mwahahaha.

Yes hail the Great Purple Unicorn

no one wants to challenge? I'm dissapointed.

i worship the big purple dinosaur who goes by the name of barney, and he demands sacrifices of live children burned at the great altar

no one wants to challenge? I'm dissapointed.

I'll challenge you, the Pink Pony is a myth, an abstraction.

Bow down to the Invisibe Purple Unicorn.

but can you prove my pink pony is a myth? cause i have a book that says he is real and all powerful. So I destroy your purple unicorn since it can't possibly equal my pony.

but can you prove my pink pony is a myth? cause i have a book that says he is real and all powerful. So I destroy your purple unicorn since it can't possibly equal my pony.

No!!

My book says that the Purple Unicorn cast down the Pink Pony into the Abyss. And my book true is because..

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My book says so.

i can disprove you:

If it is an invisible pink pony, how the hell do you know it is poink, or for that matter, it is a pony at all???. If it is invisble, you cannot see it, thuis you do not know what it is....

and also, chewbacca is a wookie. a wookie is a 2.5 meter tall mammal from the world Kashyyk. Now here is the question, what the hell is chewbacca doing on a moon of Endor. The moon of Endor is habittated by little teddy bears. this bears NO resemblance to a wookie, and for that matter chewbacca. so what is chewbacca doing on ENDOR. What t6his has top do with the invisible pink pony: NOTHING. that is why this case is obselete. it is based on false information. therefore the invisible pink pony does not exist.

i can disprove you:

If it is an invisible pink pony, how the hell do you know it is poink, or for that matter, it is a pony at all???. If it is invisble, you cannot see it, thuis you do not know what it is....

and also, chewbacca is a wookie. a wookie is a 2.5 meter tall mammal from the world Kashyyk. Now here is the question, what the hell is chewbacca doing on a moon of Endor. The moon of Endor is habittated by little teddy bears. this bears NO resemblance to a wookie, and for that matter chewbacca. so what is chewbacca doing on ENDOR. What t6his has top do with the invisible pink pony: NOTHING. that is why this case is obselete. it is based on false information. therefore the invisible pink pony does not exist.


Ahhhh, but you must have faith.

my book says the pink pony exists and is pink, it also says that the pink poney is the one true god. Thats how I know.

Heretic.

Hey BLARG, I declare your "god" stupid, moronic, and a totalic piece of assjacking ****! Ha!

um...whats "assjacking"?

It sounds dirty....

I'm all for the "all religion is evil" option. Religions are made by man, to control other men. Since there is no scientific evidence for you "Pony", it must be classed as a myth, a fable to entertain & control the populace. 8)

I'm all for the "all religion is evil" option. Religions are made by man, to control other men. Since there is no scientific evidence for you "Pony", it must be classed as a myth, a fable to entertain & control the populace. 8)

Are you saying The Book is fictitous and made up with ulterior motives in mind :shock:

Yeah!!! Entertain and control the masses. That was why I created orgonized religion, television, the internet, and video games !

Yeah!!! Entertain and control the masses. That was why I created orgonized religion, television, the internet, and video games !

What about cheap entertainment (wrestling, gladiators and royalty)?

Yeah!!! Entertain and control the masses. That was why I created orgonized religion, television, the internet, and video games !

What about cheap entertainment (wrestling, gladiators and royalty)?

Sorry , I cannot take credit for those. God handles those, but I get a cut on the merchandising.

i can disprove you:

If it is an invisible pink pony, how the hell do you know it is poink, or for that matter, it is a pony at all???. If it is invisble, you cannot see it, thuis you do not know what it is....

and also, chewbacca is a wookie. a wookie is a 2.5 meter tall mammal from the world Kashyyk. Now here is the question, what the hell is chewbacca doing on a moon of Endor. The moon of Endor is habittated by little teddy bears. this bears NO resemblance to a wookie, and for that matter chewbacca. so what is chewbacca doing on ENDOR. What t6his has top do with the invisible pink pony: NOTHING. that is why this case is obselete. it is based on false information. therefore the invisible pink pony does not exist.Lapse wins

i can disprove you:

If it is an invisible pink pony, how the hell do you know it is poink, or for that matter, it is a pony at all???. If it is invisble, you cannot see it, thuis you do not know what it is....

and also, chewbacca is a wookie. a wookie is a 2.5 meter tall mammal from the world Kashyyk. Now here is the question, what the hell is chewbacca doing on a moon of Endor. The moon of Endor is habittated by little teddy bears. this bears NO resemblance to a wookie, and for that matter chewbacca. so what is chewbacca doing on ENDOR. What t6his has top do with the invisible pink pony: NOTHING. that is why this case is obselete. it is based on false information. therefore the invisible pink pony does not exist.Lapse wins

No, because you must have faith

I worship the Almighty King Crab. The people of Crabcake do not need him for protection, he taught us how to protect ourselves. If you need your god to protect you, ha you’re being smothered by an overprotective mother. Those who follow the way of the crab pity those who needs the protection of their gods.

u are all wrong. the lord of all is the Flying Orane Rhinoceros and his legion of little blue spider monkies.

What your book clearly fails to mention was that it was a white pony until it got accidentally put through the wash with a red sock.

The white pony is still the one true God!

Only here does anything like this happen :lol:

No, my book clearly says that the white pony is evil and must be vanquished. Only the red pony can be good. All of you are heretics and must be burned at the stake for refusing what is most obviously the one true god. Because I have a book that backs this all up. so ha



thpb!

ah, but the orange rhino is written about in my stone tablet, predating all of your feble little gods and there for making him the true ruler of all

Only here does anything like this happen :lol:

No, my book clearly says that the white pony is evil and must be vanquished. Only the red pony can be good. All of you are heretics and must be burned at the stake for refusing what is most obviously the one true god. Because I have a book that backs this all up. so ha



thpb!

Make your mind up BLARG... is it Red, or is it Pink?

You are one of the heretics who forced the schism when Martina Luthifer nailed the treatice on proper horsewashing instructions onto the stable door aren't you?


Sheesh... guy claims to be devout but can't even remember the colour of his deity :roll:

Only here does anything like this happen :lol:

No, my book clearly says that the white pony is evil and must be vanquished. Only the red pony can be good. All of you are heretics and must be burned at the stake for refusing what is most obviously the one true god. Because I have a book that backs this all up. so ha



thpb!

Make your mind up BLARG... is it Red, or is it Pink?

You are one of the heretics who forced the schism when Martina Luthifer nailed the treatice on proper horsewashing instructions onto the stable door aren't you?


Sheesh... guy claims to be devout but can't even remember the colour of his deity :roll:


ya, seriously. if ur gunna make sumthing up and clame it to be truth, at least be consistant

You know, this entire thread confused me and caused me to doubt what I thought was true so I took a few minutes out to meditate and ask for understanding. I now understand. I asked, and I was answered! And I was told that telling y'all the answer would negate it, so I'm not telling. But I know. Deep inside, I know. And I'm going to live accordingly. So put that in the wash with your white pony, purple unicorn, barney, chewbacca and the red sock and spin it to your hearts content!

Do you actually expect Christians to debate you about this?

HA! You are all in error. The one true God is the psychedelic spinny thingy in my basement. It is all powerful, and will crush your Gods with its supreme spinniness. It is very dangerous. If you stare at it for a long time while moving your head side to side rapidly you will go into a long trance from which there is no return. All bow to the almighty spinny thingy.

No, all your ponies and unicorns are all false idols. Surrender yourself to the almighty cosmic racoon!

sorry, it is pink, i was a bit drunk at the time.


the cosic raccoon has no power over me! he is false and misleading. The raccoon will only lead to death and suffering. you must follow the sacred poo pile of the pink pony! it is the only way to salvation!

BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!

I am Jeff, the One Son of the Almighty Pink Pony, Holy be Its Name!
I come to draw you, my Pony People, away from the evil heresy of the most insidious cosmic raccoon! Come unto the Pony, and be saved from an eternity of cleaning gummy bears off the floors of old movie theaters! For it is written in the Book of Equinius, Chapter 3: "He who forsaketh the Pony shall be cast into the Pit of Eternal Sticky Floors, and there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. But he who follows the Pony and Its Commandments shall be saved and shall watch angry German stomping kittens for eternity!"

Come unto me and be saved in my father the Pony!

hey, laskin, i bet if ur racoon and my rhino teamed up we could destroy the evil color changing pony

NEVER! THE PINK PONY WILL NEVER FALL TO YOUR INFIDEL GODS!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BE COWED INFIDELS the one true god is the Headless Penguin
for it has been written (on whatever it is they write stuff on Up There)
that those who follow the true path of the Headless Penguin shall be recieved unto Shis (for Shit is of indeterminate gender) Wings and shall dine on pickled herring and geffillte fish and drink from the cup of shrimp wine of Shis eternal lovel.
We of Zarozina have heard of your pink pony and it is nothing more than a story to frighten small children so that they will clean their teeth when they are told to.
The great prophet Nanook of the north warned us of the coming of the false pony god and has instructed the we put him through a medium wash until his pinkness is no more than a memory. and thus shall his misled followers be saved and shall come once more under the wing-flippers of the glorious Headless Penguin

BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!

I am Jeff, the One Son of the Almighty Pink Pony, Holy be Its Name!
I come to draw you, my Pony People, away from the evil heresy of the most insidious cosmic raccoon! Come unto the Pony, and be saved from an eternity of cleaning gummy bears off the floors of old movie theaters! For it is written in the Book of Equinius, Chapter 3: "He who forsaketh the Pony shall be cast into the Pit of Eternal Sticky Floors, and there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. But he who follows the Pony and Its Commandments shall be saved and shall watch angry German stomping kittens for eternity!"

Come unto me and be saved in my father the Pony!

How dare you say such bold things? Mepestones the Orange Elephant of Holiness has granted me the power to punish you -- hold still while I nail you to these sticks of wood. We have to take pictures so Mel Gibson can make a movie about this later.

Nail me to two-by-fours if you must, for you know not what you do. Remember, at some uncertain point in the future I will return in a series of poorly-described events that may or may not lead to the redeemal of the faithful!

Why not? Just another god to ignore.


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Rege Satanis!
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i can disprove you:

If it is an invisible pink pony, how the hell do you know it is poink, or for that matter, it is a pony at all???. If it is invisble, you cannot see it, thuis you do not know what it is....

and also, chewbacca is a wookie. a wookie is a 2.5 meter tall mammal from the world Kashyyk. Now here is the question, what the hell is chewbacca doing on a moon of Endor. The moon of Endor is habittated by little teddy bears. this bears NO resemblance to a wookie, and for that matter chewbacca. so what is chewbacca doing on ENDOR. What t6his has top do with the invisible pink pony: NOTHING. that is why this case is obselete. it is based on false information. therefore the invisible pink pony does not exist.

AAAAH! *head explodes*

As Lord High Prophet of the all-powerful color changing invisible pink pony, I condemn all of you non followers to the eternal damnation and hell of. . .the small insignificant white rabbit! Burn in your agony as he slowly bites your head off. Run away all you will. . .it will not help you in the end. A thousand fires and a thousand holy hand gernades will not save you. You must follow the Pink Pony, for it is written:

Equus 2: 34-47

For lo! all who fail to follow our great lord and savior, the invisible pink pony of color changing (when drunk) splendor are doomed to eternal suffering. The heretics and theives will burn in pain with the insignificant white rabbit. One who bites heads off and has nasty sharp pointy fangs. Their heads will be bitten off for all eternity and the whips of their masters will scorch and brand their backs, marking them as the dammed. Until the day that they may accept the lord high pink pony and his son, Jeff as their saviors, they may not leave the realm of the rabbit. So it is written.

ah, but the all mighty orange rhinocerus and his legion of blue spider mokies smote the demonic white rabbit ages amd eons ago, therefor making him the god of tourture and he will descide whom is condemed to the depths of his counrty of torture

What are the odds on your god in the 7th?

pretty good I'd say. He is all powerful after all. Anyone know how to change our little thingies below our nation name? It changed. Kinda funny though.

i think it has to do with how many posts u have

Haven't any of you heretics seen The Passion of the Pony? If you had, you would know that you monstrous Rhinocerites (Rue's for short) killed our lord and savior, the Pink Pony!

might very well have. he is the god of the underworld. which still goes to show, the rino shall smite all, including the pony

i told you, the purple unicorn kicks the pink pony's ass. and that stupid rhino's ass as well.

it's right here in this book.

and i already said that the holy stone tablet of the orange rhino outdates your book, making him the predicesor and the ever lasting lord or all

and i already said that the holy stone tablet of the orange rhino outdates your book, making him the predicesor and the ever lasting lord of all

Where does the pink pony stand on gay marriage?
Doesn't sound like a very macho deity, after all, maybe it's an option?

I have seen the light; I have beheld the majesty of pony pinkness!!

Of course, it might just have been the same symptoms suffered by this rabbit:

http://mynarskiforest.purrsia.com/zsl98_12.gif

That rabbit is evil. Shame.

u wonder y the purple horse is so small? becuase the rhino shrank him that way! MWAHAHAHA
and i think the red one is a fox

Yup, the red one is a fox, her name is Liska, and the strip now has a new name. Cookies if you know it.

ah. gotcha.

I have told you all, the Book of the Pink Pony decries all previous Gods as heresies and blasphemies. Followers of these gods will be punished by the insignificant white rabbit. The nasty knawing of fangs awaits the heretics, only the true followers of the Pink Pony will accept his only son, Jeff, and find true happiness in the land of the omnipotent pink pony.

Aside from one mistranslation which I've seen (although this might lead to minor doctrinal differences, they are not truly relevant in comparison), you have the right idea. The biggest problem, however, is that we're dealing with a masless invisible pink unicorn here, not a pony. All your idols are, of course, wrong, and must be destroyed before you can convert, but now that you know the truth, I'm sure you'll have no problems going along with this. You are truly devout to the Her, aren't you?
For the Heretics: I can see Her, so I know She is pink. You can't see Her, so I know She is invisible. Since she is massless, She is capable of infinite accelleration, so She can be all places at any time She wishes. And thus, she will always be present when you pour libations to her after the proper ceremony.
By the way, her name is Lavender.

Aside from one mistranslation which I've seen (although this might lead to minor doctrinal differences, they are not truly relevant in comparison), you have the right idea. The biggest problem, however, is that we're dealing with a masless invisible pink unicorn here, not a pony. All your idols are, of course, wrong, and must be destroyed before you can convert, but now that you know the truth, I'm sure you'll have no problems going along with this. You are truly devout to the Her, aren't you?
For the Heretics: I can see Her, so I know She is pink. You can't see Her, so I know She is invisible. Since she is massless, She is capable of infinite accelleration, so She can be all places at any time She wishes. And thus, she will always be present when you pour libations to her after the proper ceremony.
By the way, her name is Lavender.

If this is true - which I am not saying it is - and we are being misled, worshipping a slightly false idol, is it not also possible that the Rues(Rhino worshipers, remember) are being led astray by a mistranslation? Rhinos do have horns, after all.

And by the way, the almighty Pink One is androgynous.

Aside from one mistranslation which I've seen (although this might lead to minor doctrinal differences, they are not truly relevant in comparison), you have the right idea. The biggest problem, however, is that we're dealing with a masless invisible pink unicorn here, not a pony. All your idols are, of course, wrong, and must be destroyed before you can convert, but now that you know the truth, I'm sure you'll have no problems going along with this. You are truly devout to the Her, aren't you?
For the Heretics: I can see Her, so I know She is pink. You can't see Her, so I know She is invisible. Since she is massless, She is capable of infinite accelleration, so She can be all places at any time She wishes. And thus, she will always be present when you pour libations to her after the proper ceremony.
By the way, her name is Lavender.

If this is true - which I am not saying it is - and we are being misled, worshipping a slightly false idol, is it not also possible that the Rues(Rhino worshipers, remember) are being led astray by a mistranslation? Rhinos do have horns, after all.

a true enough point. i could be convinced of this.

You have all been gravley mistaken. It is an invisible Pink Pony, not unicorn that is the supreme leader of all. It has been revealed through the holy scripture of the book of the Pink Pony as well as by the Pony's one and only son, Jeff. You did get the name right though, but it is a name that is sacred and shall dare not be uttered except by those who would have themselves condemned to eternal damnation.

Cattious is giving a laughable attempt to stay on the good side of The Great One without kniwing her true nature.
BLARGistania refuses to admit, even though he knows, that his religion weighted down by senseless doctrinal practices so entirely different from The One Perfecct Truth that he must be offending Her grace.

I am not yet sure if this shall end as a good, civilized inquisition or if it will expand into a full-blown holy war, but such evils as these will not be tolerated. The Truth will come to the aid of my side in the end, however, and my divinity assures my victory.

NEW DEVELOPMENT!!!!
followers of the Orange Rhino, listen up;
i have uncovered new evidense that states that the Orange rhinoceserous is not, in fact, the one god. he was a prophet of the true lord, the Pink Pony, mellinia ago. the Pony vested in him god-like powers to purify the earth for the coming of the Pony's son.

my question would be how can a pony be both pink and invisible? It's quality of invisibility seems to preclude any quality of colour.

he can only be seen by Jeff, who relays the fact that he is pink. he is invisible to the rest of us, therefore invisible. or, thus is my understanding of it.

(Congrats to you on your excellent object lesson, thread-starter)

In reality, the Pink Pony is the de facto ruler of the nationstate of Tenchimaru_Draconis in RPGCania. Why is this? Because the aforementioned ruler has been portrayed as a pink pony in the past.

my question would be how can a pony be both pink and invisible? It's quality of invisibility seems to preclude any quality of colour.
From my post near the top of page 4:
For the Heretics: I can see Her, so I know She is pink. You can't see Her, so I know She is invisible.

The converts of the Rhino will be accepted unto the religion of the Pink Pony upon their oath that the Invisible Pink Pony is the one true god and is their lord and savior. She will return in the last days to combat the evil of the insignificant white rabbit. During these final days, the rabbit will hold dominion over the earth and will chew all vegitable patches to shreds, causing mass chaos. Within the darkest reaches of this chaos, the Pink Pony will transcend into the pink unicorn and slay the rabbit with its most awsome horn. SO sayeth unto you the most high prophet of the Pink Pony and apostle of her son, Jeff.

((The Pink Unicorn is a manifestation of the Pink Pony, and the followers of the Rhino are like buddhists, worshipping a minor diety of the relgion of the Pink Pony))

my question would be how can a pony be both pink and invisible? It's quality of invisibility seems to preclude any quality of colour.

The Pink Pony has spoken to us and told us that she is Pink; She is merely invisible because it suits her purposes of watching over us at all times.

Repent, and become Pony Fearing people!

The temple of the pony may now be viewed in the 7/13 forum under the temple of the pink pony and his son, Jeff, by, Mentholyptus.



ALL HAIL THE PINK PONY!