A Fly on the Wall
Redneck Geeks
24-03-2004, 15:59
I would've loved to have listened in on the meeting of the remaining Hamas leaders the other day...
"OK, who wants to be Yassin's replacement?"
Silence.
Everyone looks at shoes.
A cricket chirps.
"I guess well have to draw lots"
Rantissi draws the short stick.
"DAMMIT! The Israelis know where I live. I gotta go get started on my will!"
Redneck Geeks
19-04-2004, 14:45
HA! None of you replied when I posted this several weeks ago.
Maybe you were all stunned by my genius!
Now Rantissi is dead, too!
If Hamas was smart, they'd nominate Ariel Sharon as their next leader.
That would create quite the dilema for Israel!
Cuneo Island
19-04-2004, 14:46
So much talk of Hamas these days.
Monkeypimp
19-04-2004, 16:05
Hamas aren't too pleased now, Isreal better hope their securitys up to it.
Redneck Geeks
19-04-2004, 17:05
Hamas aren't too pleased now, Isreal better hope their securitys up to it.
Isn't "Hamas" Farsi for "Empty Threat"?
I think they're running low on Martyrs.
HELP WANTED:
Martyr to kill JOOOOOSSSSS!!!!
Also may be asked to kill American Infidels!
Rewards will be great (in heaven), but your parent's house
will probably be bulldozed.
See Machmoud in the trailer behind the fruit stand
in the town square. If the jews have blown it up, see
Farooq in the shack behind the trinkets dealer.