NationStates Jolt Archive

*collects backdrop pictures while writing technical design documents*
*yawns*
what is this strange place you all call a gym?

Ah, it's a place to go & get all hot & sweaty in the name of being healthy :P

I can think of better places to get hot & sweaty

:twisted: :oops: :twisted:

*checks to see if Pet's listening*

was that an offer?

*blinks*
bad bad bad people...

*collects backdrop pictures while writing technical design documents*
*yawns*
what is this strange place you all call a gym?

Ah, it's a place to go & get all hot & sweaty in the name of being healthy :P

I can think of better places to get hot & sweaty

:twisted: :oops: :twisted:

*checks to see if Pet's listening*

was that an offer?

*blinks*
bad bad bad people...

*mouth drops open*

Hey, there are underaged people here! Take this little thingy off the boards!

*covers eyes*

Pet, I was saying that about Iki's age as a joke. Never meant to offend ... *pouts and hides in the corner*

s'ok... it's just I'm a couple of years older than Iki...

Pet, I was saying that about Iki's age as a joke. Never meant to offend ... *pouts and hides in the corner*

s'ok... it's just I'm a couple of years older than Iki...

*Ducks and watches Pet punch a metal pipe*

Ooooooo....that must have hurt.... :P

*is too angry to feel the pain*

*pulls the metal bar off and hits jet with it*

I'M FED UP WITH YOU CONSTANTLY COMING ON TO MY GIRLFRIEND!!

Give it a rest!!!

Pet, calm down ... Let me get you coffee or something.

*Ducks and watches Pet punch a metal pipe*

Ooooooo....that must have hurt.... :P

*is too angry to feel the pain*

*pulls the metal bar off and hits jet with it*

I'M FED UP WITH YOU CONSTANTLY COMING ON TO MY GIRLFRIEND!!

Give it a rest!!!

*ducks*

Easy there squire......calm down...it's only a bit of harmless flirting.

Pet, calm down ... Let me get you coffee or something.

Calm down!?!

Everyday, he comes here, seemingly with the sole aims of hitting on Iki and more literally hitting everything else!!

Pet, calm down ... Let me get you coffee or something.

Calm down!?!

Everyday, he comes here, seemingly with the sole aims of hitting on Iki and more literally hitting everything else!!

He's probably just some 14 year old kid trying tolive out his fantasies.

Relax. And if Iki tells him to, heprobably would calm down.

*ducks*

Easy there squire......calm down...it's only a bit of harmless flirting.

*swings the pipe at him again, narrowly missing the top of his head*

uh huh..... and like YOU'VE never got upset with guys coming on to YOUR girlfriend!!

Pet, calm down ... Let me get you coffee or something.

Calm down!?!

Everyday, he comes here, seemingly with the sole aims of hitting on Iki and more literally hitting everything else!!

Right.. either you calm down or I calm you down.

She's with you...not with me. Get it, got it, Good.

Why dont you just chain her to the fence outside, that way she wont be able to talk to any guys...better yet just piss all over her, mark her with your scent.

Bloody child.

He's probably just some 14 year old kid trying tolive out his fantasies.

Relax. And if Iki tells him to, heprobably would calm down.

TM Molly :wink:

*Has never had a gf ...*

Well, if it makes you feel better, I know how it feels to find out your RL best friend is sleeping with your RL boyfriend ...

He's probably just some 14 year old kid trying tolive out his fantasies.

Relax. And if Iki tells him to, heprobably would calm down.

You know nothing. Not to be nasty but, please just be quiet.

Right.. either you calm down or I calm you down.

She's with you...not with me. Get it, got it, Good.

Why dont you just chain her to the fence outside, that way she wont be able to talk to any guys...better yet just piss all over her, mark her with your scent.

Bloody child.

It's not about owning her, you muppet... it's about the lack of respect from hitting on some guys girlfriend!!!

I'm not telling her how to react, she's her own independant woman.. it's YOU I got a problem with, constantly trying to get in her knickers!!!

TM, Pet.

But promise not to kill me, kay!

He's probably just some 14 year old kid trying tolive out his fantasies.

Relax. And if Iki tells him to, heprobably would calm down.

You know nothing. Not to be nasty but, please just be quiet.

*Looks at Jet*
*Rolls her eyes*

I know more than you think.

*Has never had a gf ...*

Well, if it makes you feel better, I know how it feels to find out your RL best friend is sleeping with your RL boyfriend ...

That's pretty harsh!

I know Iki wouldn't do that to me, but it annoys me to see people testing that!!

*rolls eyes*
*shakes head*
*ducks objects*
*drinks coffee*

Right.. either you calm down or I calm you down.

She's with you...not with me. Get it, got it, Good.

Why dont you just chain her to the fence outside, that way she wont be able to talk to any guys...better yet just piss all over her, mark her with your scent.

Bloody child.

It's not about owning her, you muppet... it's about the lack of respect from hitting on some guys girlfriend!!!

I'm not telling her how to react, she's her own independant woman.. it's YOU I got a problem with, constantly trying to get in her knickers!!!

Right, you do know that there is a difference between flirting and hitting on a woman....dont you :o .....no.....that'll be why you've had so many wives.

And for the last time. I'm not hitting on her, it's just banter. She's "yours" and I'm not going to do anything that would change that. Stop being so insecure.

Well hello. :D

So who's birthday is it?

*wanders in*

*notices the glowering looks on the faces of Jet and Pet*

:roll:

*sniffs Twy's coffee*
any more of that going?

He's probably just some 14 year old kid trying tolive out his fantasies.

Relax. And if Iki tells him to, heprobably would calm down.

You know nothing. Not to be nasty but, please just be quiet.

*Looks at Jet*
*Rolls her eyes*

I know more than you think.

FABULOUS!

*Gives MH a hat and a balloon*

:roll:

Right, you do know that there is a difference between flirting and hitting on a woman....dont you :o .....no.....that'll be why you've had so many wives.

And for the last time. I'm not hitting on her, it's just banter. She's "yours" and I'm not going to do anything that would change that. Stop being so insecure.

I can tell the difference perfectly well!!

Lets take a poll... who here thinks Jet hits on Iki??

And I note you didn't respond to MY comment about people hitting on YOUR girlfriend.....

*Has never had a gf ...*

Well, if it makes you feel better, I know how it feels to find out your RL best friend is sleeping with your RL boyfriend ...

That's pretty harsh!

I know Iki wouldn't do that to me, but it annoys me to see people testing that!!

Well, no one's exactly stopping it ...

But let's talk about happy things. I got accepted to Bath University! Not sure I'm gonna go, though.

He's probably just some 14 year old kid trying tolive out his fantasies.

Relax. And if Iki tells him to, heprobably would calm down.

You know nothing. Not to be nasty but, please just be quiet.

*Looks at Jet*
*Rolls her eyes*

I know more than you think.

FABULOUS!

*Gives MH a hat and a balloon*

:roll:

Hey.. don't start on Molly........

BATH university?

Well done, but where is that?

FABULOUS!

*Gives MH a hat and a balloon*

:roll:

Hey.. don't start on Molly........

Yeah! :x *stands protectively in front of her, teeth bared*

Right, you do know that there is a difference between flirting and hitting on a woman....dont you :o .....no.....that'll be why you've had so many wives.

And for the last time. I'm not hitting on her, it's just banter. She's "yours" and I'm not going to do anything that would change that. Stop being so insecure.

I can tell the difference perfectly well!!

Lets take a poll... who here thinks Jet hits on Iki??

And I note you didn't respond to MY comment about people hitting on YOUR girlfriend.....

I'm quite happy in the fact that:
A) I live with her.
B) We have 2 cats together.
C) I love her, she loves me.
D) I know the difference between banter and someone hitting on her.
E) I trust her completely.

Because that's what it boils down to. Trust...or lack thereof in your case.

Well hello. :D

So who's birthday is it?

hey CP! (sorry, didn't see you come in!)

It's Iki's birthday on Friday!

He's probably just some 14 year old kid trying tolive out his fantasies.

Relax. And if Iki tells him to, heprobably would calm down.

You know nothing. Not to be nasty but, please just be quiet.

*Looks at Jet*
*Rolls her eyes*

I know more than you think.

FABULOUS!

*Gives MH a hat and a balloon*

:roll:

Hey.. don't start on Molly........

Then tell her not to get involved where she doesnt belong.

So you think that the problem between Pet and Iki is all down to lack of trust?

On both sides?

BATH university?

Well done, but where is that?

Bath, England.

I was applying to a few schools, but now that I got in, I think that I'm not ready to leabe my family.

BATH university?

Well done, but where is that?

umm... *tries very hard not to sound sarcastic*

... in Bath!

BATH university?

Well done, but where is that?

Bath, England.

I was applying to a few schools, but now that I got in, I think that I'm not ready to leabe my family.

Ah. I wasn't sure if there might not be a Bath, California or Bath, Dakota or something...

I left my family after i left school. I went to Kentucky for a year.

BATH university?

Well done, but where is that?

umm... *tries very hard not to sound sarcastic*

... in Bath!

I'm quite happy in the fact that:
A) I live with her.
B) We have 2 cats together.
C) I love her, she loves me.
D) I know the difference between banter and someone hitting on her.
E) I trust her completely.

Because that's what it boils down to. Trust...or lack thereof in your case.

:roll:

uh huh.... so you've never hit anyone..say a work manager.. for flirting with/coming on to your girlfriend????

It's NOT about trust.. not in this case. I trust Iki implicitly.. it's about respect, and the lack there of!

*wanders in*

*notices the glowering looks on the faces of Jet and Pet*

:roll:

*sniffs Twy's coffee*
any more of that going?
course chap *hands over coffee*

Baths a darn good uni, my friend went there the loony got 3 a-levels at a 2 at b and one at c... dud some crazy physics type course

BATH university?

Well done, but where is that?

umm... *tries very hard not to sound sarcastic*

... in Bath!

There's more than one Bath

BATH university?

Well done, but where is that?

Bath, England.

I was applying to a few schools, but now that I got in, I think that I'm not ready to leabe my family.

I think you should go for it!!

I guess another reason I am having second thoughts is because I'm not used to doing things on my own. If I go, I'm leaving behind all my friends and family to do something no one in my family has done before. But I don't like the family buisness, so ...

I've actually been thinking about staying home one more year and doing online classes, and working. But who knows what the future holds, right?

Anyway, Jet, I do think it's a bit annoying you trying to turn every comment by Iki into something sexually explicit. Other than that slight annoyance, I have nothing against you now or for what was said in the past.

It's gone very quiet.

everyone either tm'ing each other or sulking huh?

BATH university?

Well done, but where is that?

umm... *tries very hard not to sound sarcastic*

... in Bath!

There's more than one Bath

*looks sheepish*

*worries about looking sheepish with Welsh people and Dogs about*

sorry!

I'm quite happy in the fact that:
A) I live with her.
B) We have 2 cats together.
C) I love her, she loves me.
D) I know the difference between banter and someone hitting on her.
E) I trust her completely.

Because that's what it boils down to. Trust...or lack thereof in your case.

:roll:

uh huh.... so you've never hit anyone..say a work manager.. for flirting with/coming on to your girlfriend????

It's NOT about trust.. not in this case. I trust Iki implicitly.. it's about respect, and the lack there of!

I didn't hit him. I threatened him because he was drunk and obviously trying to get a lumber. She, being pissed, didn't know any different and thought he was just being nice.

She can take care of herself, she's a good looking girl and it happens all the time.

If your a prude , then just say and I'll stop. Thought you'd be smart enough to see that I wasn't going to do anything. I did have respect for you, but it's out the fucking window now.

Ah. I wasn't sure if there might not be a Bath, California or Bath, Dakota or something...

I left my family after i left school. I went to Kentucky for a year.

:shock:

cool! What did you do in Kentucky?

It's gone very quiet.

everyone either tm'ing each other or sulking huh?

No.. it's cos I've got him sussed

*puts down metal pipe*

I guess another reason I am having second thoughts is because I'm not used to doing things on my own. If I go, I'm leaving behind all my friends and family to do something no one in my family has done before. But I don't like the family buisness, so ...

I've actually been thinking about staying home one more year and doing online classes, and working. But who knows what the future holds, right?


Well, i wasn't either when i had my gap year. but it was a great thing to do - it was really good for me although part of it were hard too.

i got much more out of university for having had a gap year. it's good to get away from home. but if you don't want to go completely, there might be some things you could go and do even just for a couple of months at a time.

I guess another reason I am having second thoughts is because I'm not used to doing things on my own. If I go, I'm leaving behind all my friends and family to do something no one in my family has done before. But I don't like the family buisness, so ...

I've actually been thinking about staying home one more year and doing online classes, and working. But who knows what the future holds, right?


don't be silly, go to uni - if you don't you'll regret it later, you'll get to meet new people who you'd never have met otherwise and learn lots about people and yourself ontop of the actual studying! Things like that seem scary but there such a great experiance that anyone who has the chance really should jump at it!

It's gone very quiet.

everyone either tm'ing each other or sulking huh?

No.. it's cos I've got him sussed

*puts down metal pipe*

heh, you reckon?

i wouldn't leave that there, Jet might use it on you!

I didn't hit him. I threatened him because he was drunk and obviously trying to get a lumber. She, being pissed, didn't know any different and thought he was just being nice.

She can take care of herself, she's a good looking girl and it happens all the time.

If your a prude , then just say and I'll stop. Thought you'd be smart enough to see that I wasn't going to do anything. I did have respect for you, but it's out the f--- window now.

uh huh... and you've never done it again?

I KNOW you weren't going to actually do anything... Iki wouldn't have let you!

And fine.. I'm a prude.. so stop it!

Ah. I wasn't sure if there might not be a Bath, California or Bath, Dakota or something...

I left my family after i left school. I went to Kentucky for a year.

:shock:

cool! What did you do in Kentucky?

Star of Bethlehem... :wink:

I'll go eventually.

Anyway, Jet, I do think it's a bit annoying you trying to turn every comment by Iki into something sexually explicit. Other than that slight annoyance, I have nothing against you now or for what was said in the past.

Well, thats your opinion, which you're entitled to. It's not just me that does it...if you look it was Iki who started the last one.

Thank you.

I guess another reason I am having second thoughts is because I'm not used to doing things on my own. If I go, I'm leaving behind all my friends and family to do something no one in my family has done before. But I don't like the family buisness, so ...

I've actually been thinking about staying home one more year and doing online classes, and working. But who knows what the future holds, right?



But that's half the fun!! ANd gaining your independance is a very important step in life!! You'll make new friends easy enough, college is full of people who don't know each other!

Ah. I wasn't sure if there might not be a Bath, California or Bath, Dakota or something...

I left my family after i left school. I went to Kentucky for a year.

:shock:

cool! What did you do in Kentucky?

Star of Bethlehem... :wink:

Huh?

*is none the wiser*

Ah. I wasn't sure if there might not be a Bath, California or Bath, Dakota or something...

I left my family after i left school. I went to Kentucky for a year.

:shock:

cool! What did you do in Kentucky?

Star of Bethlehem... :wink:

Huh?

*is none the wiser*

:roll:

you have a memory like a fish

I didn't hit him. I threatened him because he was drunk and obviously trying to get a lumber. She, being pissed, didn't know any different and thought he was just being nice.

She can take care of herself, she's a good looking girl and it happens all the time.

If your a prude , then just say and I'll stop. Thought you'd be smart enough to see that I wasn't going to do anything. I did have respect for you, but it's out the f--- window now.

uh huh... and you've never done it again?

I KNOW you weren't going to actually do anything... Iki wouldn't have let you!

And fine.. I'm a prude.. so stop it!

No, most people are smart enough, that when they see an attractive girl and her 6'4" boyfriend with his arms round her, they tend not to hit on her.

"I KNOW you weren't going to actually do anything... Iki wouldn't have let you!"

You watch it with talk like that. Dont you dare make me out to be some sort of rapist freak like that dick Seph. Bordering close to the line mate.

I'll go eventually.

It's best to go when you're young enough to make the most of it (not to mention before you get emotional ties to someone!)

*Sigh*

Anyway, college may not be my thing after all. Maybe I'll just move to England to be legal, so I can get drunk and get laid, and not get in trouble.

*Sigh*

Anyway, college may not be my thing after all. Maybe I'll just move to England to be legal, so I can get drunk and get laid, and not get in trouble.

Go to uni. it's great, and you can do all those things there. :D

No, most people are smart enough, that when they see an attractive girl and her 6'4" boyfriend with his arms round her, they tend not to hit on her.

"I KNOW you weren't going to actually do anything... Iki wouldn't have let you!"

You watch it with talk like that. Dont you dare make me out to be some sort of rapist freak like that dick Seph. Bordering close to the line mate.

Most people........ so are you suggesting it's ok for you to Hit on Iki because I'm slightly shorter than you??

I haven't compared you to that!! I didn't say you'd force yourself on her... but can you honestly say that you'd say no if she asked???

Now we get to the nut of the issue...

*Sigh*

Anyway, college may not be my thing after all. Maybe I'll just move to England to be legal, so I can get drunk and get laid, and not get in trouble.

You'll enjoy Uni.. it'd be easier settling in a new country with lots of people around you who don't know each otehr either!

:roll:

you have a memory like a fish

*looks blank, his mouth opening and closing slightly*

:roll:

you have a memory like a fish

*looks blank, his mouth opening and closing slightly*

never mind. it wasn't that interesting.
we just had a conversation about it. what does that tell you about what i might have done in Kentucky?

don't hit me but a spark of recognition and almost certainly completly unrelated.

rapist freak like that dick Seph
now that's a name and circumstance that seems to have some dark resonance in my memory

Anyone know Vermin (just curious)

:roll:

you have a memory like a fish

*looks blank, his mouth opening and closing slightly*

never mind. it wasn't that interesting.
we just had a conversation about it. what does that tell you about what i might have done in Kentucky?

umm.. got stoned?!? :?

No, most people are smart enough, that when they see an attractive girl and her 6'4" boyfriend with his arms round her, they tend not to hit on her.

"I KNOW you weren't going to actually do anything... Iki wouldn't have let you!"

You watch it with talk like that. Dont you dare make me out to be some sort of rapist freak like that dick Seph. Bordering close to the line mate.

Most people........ so are you suggesting it's ok for you to Hit on Iki because I'm slightly shorter than you??

I haven't compared you to that!! I didn't say you'd force yourself on her... but can you honestly say that you'd say no if she asked???

Stop it with the "small man" complex. I knew Iki before you did, we've always flirted. Thats the way it is. Neither of us would do anything...it's all talk, having a laugh.

don't hit me but a spark of recognition and almost certainly completly unrelated.

rapist freak like that dick Seph
now that's a name and circumstance that seems to have some dark resonance in my memory

Anyone know Vermin (just curious)

I could be wrong but i think there is a nation called 'Seph' as well as the one to which Jet refers, which is 'Almighty Sephiroth'. I am not sure if they are the same or not.

Stop it with the "small man" complex. I knew Iki before you did, we've always flirted. Thats the way it is. Neither of us would do anything...it's all talk, having a laugh.

uh huh... so she's NEVER said yes then.....

don't hit me but a spark of recognition and almost certainly completly unrelated.

rapist freak like that dick Seph
now that's a name and circumstance that seems to have some dark resonance in my memory

Anyone know Vermin (just curious)

I could be wrong but i think there is a nation called 'Seph' as well as the one to which Jet refers, which is 'Almighty Sephiroth'. I am not sure if they are the same or not.

Correct and they are the same nation. Aswell as his many, many puppets.
.

don't hit me but a spark of recognition and almost certainly completly unrelated.

rapist freak like that dick Seph
now that's a name and circumstance that seems to have some dark resonance in my memory

Anyone know Vermin (just curious)

I could be wrong but i think there is a nation called 'Seph' as well as the one to which Jet refers, which is 'Almighty Sephiroth'. I am not sure if they are the same or not.

*nods*

uh huh.. long and potentially slanderous subject!!

Stop it with the "small man" complex. I knew Iki before you did, we've always flirted. Thats the way it is. Neither of us would do anything...it's all talk, having a laugh.

uh huh... so she's NEVER said yes then.....

nope.

don't hit me but a spark of recognition and almost certainly completly unrelated.

rapist freak like that dick Seph
now that's a name and circumstance that seems to have some dark resonance in my memory

Anyone know Vermin (just curious)

I could be wrong but i think there is a nation called 'Seph' as well as the one to which Jet refers, which is 'Almighty Sephiroth'. I am not sure if they are the same or not.

okay - just curious

Correct and they are the same nation. Aswell as his many, many puppets.
.

He has MANY? Spare us. :roll:

*yawns*
things seem quieter
*smiles, drinks more coffee*
so now the fightings done, everyone should get really really drunk, then have a fry up
(Twys largest gripe with MK there are no greasy spoons!!!)

*yawns*
things seem quieter
*smiles, drinks more coffee*
so now the fightings done, everyone should get really really drunk, then have a fry up
(Twys largest gripe with MK there are no greasy spoons!!!)

NO GREASY SPOONS!!

WHy....why do you live in such a hell?

*yawns*
things seem quieter
*smiles, drinks more coffee*
so now the fightings done, everyone should get really really drunk, then have a fry up
(Twys largest gripe with MK there are no greasy spoons!!!)

yeah there are!! If you know where to look!!

Best one is in Fenny Stratford, near Bletchley!

*yawns*
things seem quieter
*smiles, drinks more coffee*
so now the fightings done, everyone should get really really drunk, then have a fry up
(Twys largest gripe with MK there are no greasy spoons!!!)

yeah there are!! If you know where to look!!

Best one is in Fenny Stratford, near Bletchley!

Please tell me that's not a real place name.

*yawns*
things seem quieter
*smiles, drinks more coffee*
so now the fightings done, everyone should get really really drunk, then have a fry up
(Twys largest gripe with MK there are no greasy spoons!!!)

NO GREASY SPOONS!!

WHy....why do you live in such a hell?

Hey, we have as many greasy spoons per capita as any other town!

*Enters the shop*

Hey all! :)

I wonder how Jet and Pet manage to stay in the same shop after days and days of fighting... it really boggles the mind.

Anyways, how are you all doing?

*yawns*
things seem quieter
*smiles, drinks more coffee*
so now the fightings done, everyone should get really really drunk, then have a fry up
(Twys largest gripe with MK there are no greasy spoons!!!)

yeah there are!! If you know where to look!!

Best one is in Fenny Stratford, near Bletchley!

Please tell me that's not a real place name.

what's wrong with that name? :?

(or did you ask before I corrected the spelling!?!)

*yawns*
things seem quieter
*smiles, drinks more coffee*
so now the fightings done, everyone should get really really drunk, then have a fry up
(Twys largest gripe with MK there are no greasy spoons!!!)

NO GREASY SPOONS!!

WHy....why do you live in such a hell? By the way, what does MK stand for? Umm... Milton Keynes? :o

yeah there are!! If you know where to look!!

Best one is in Fenny Stratford, near Bletchley!

Please tell me that's not a real place name.

what's wrong with that name? :?

(or did you ask before I corrected the spelling!?!)

dunno, it just sounded silly

What happens here?

Well all, I must depart for the land of American Literature. Wish me luck!

*yawns*
things seem quieter
*smiles, drinks more coffee*
so now the fightings done, everyone should get really really drunk, then have a fry up
(Twys largest gripe with MK there are no greasy spoons!!!)

NO GREASY SPOONS!!

WHy....why do you live in such a hell? By the way, what does MK stand for? Umm... Milton Keynes? :o

yep, got it in one!

dunno, it just sounded silly

What happens here?

in here, we basically just meet to chat/bitch/fight and be generally social!

It's part of the NS community!

Well all, I must depart for the land of American Literature. Wish me luck!

Good Luck Molly! See ya!

dunno, it just sounded silly



Besides, lots of places sound silly when you say them!!

*yawns*
things seem quieter
*smiles, drinks more coffee*
so now the fightings done, everyone should get really really drunk, then have a fry up
(Twys largest gripe with MK there are no greasy spoons!!!)

NO GREASY SPOONS!!

WHy....why do you live in such a hell? By the way, what does MK stand for? Umm... Milton Keynes? :o

yep, got it in one! Ooh, for some reason that name has been drifting in and out of my head for the past few days... how odd.

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll:

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll:

*Shuffles closer to Gaspode*

They're multiplying....... :shock:

You didn't feed Pet after midnight did you?

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll: No... I live far, far away from the UK, specifically to the East.

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll:

Who? Monty?

He's in Singapore or some place like that!?! (Not anywhere near Bletchley)

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll:

*Shuffles closer to Gaspode*

They're multiplying....... :shock:

You didn't feed Pet after midnight did you?

*tries not to snigger*

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll:

*Shuffles closer to Gaspode*

They're multiplying....... :shock:

You didn't feed Pet after midnight did you?

Lol. No. God knows what he might turn into. *shudders*

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll: No... I live far, far away from the UK, specifically to the East.

Singapore, eh? how's that? i was in the airport there once...

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll:

*Shuffles closer to Gaspode*

They're multiplying....... :shock:

You didn't feed Pet after midnight did you?

*tries not to snigger*
I think ppl in MK do multiply like that... I bar my door at night to protect from the walking dead!!!

Right, thats me off for the day. Going to wash my new car!

well....my dad's old car, but still my new car! :)

Right, thats me off for the day. Going to wash my new car!

well....my dad's old car, but still my new car! :)

Note to self: look out for car-washing tall bloke on way home.. :wink:

ah - forgot. Jet will NOT be doing this himself, he'll be getting a machine at a garage to do it!

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll: No... I live far, far away from the UK, specifically to the East.

Singapore, eh? how's that? i was in the airport there once... Oh no, not Singapore. I live in Hong Kong. There's an intense rivalry between the two cities, just like there is between Glasgow and Edinburgh.

Oh no, not Singapore. I live in Hong Kong. There's an intense rivalry between the two cities, just like there is between Glasgow and Edinburgh.

Rivalry? we Scots are united! united i tell you! :P

Oh no, not Singapore. I live in Hong Kong. There's an intense rivalry between the two cities, just like there is between Glasgow and Edinburgh.

Rivalry? we Scots are united! united i tell you! :P Well it sure doesn't seem like it! What with all the talk about "Weedgies" and how Glasgow is such a hellhole! :P

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll:

*Shuffles closer to Gaspode*

They're multiplying....... :shock:

You didn't feed Pet after midnight did you?

Lol. No. God knows what he might turn into. *shudders*

*tuts*

and to think I was trying to help revive you!! :wink: :P

Right, thats me off for the day. Going to wash my new car!

well....my dad's old car, but still my new car! :)

<ooc>

did you hear what I'm driving at the mo.... 8)

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll:

*Shuffles closer to Gaspode*

They're multiplying....... :shock:

You didn't feed Pet after midnight did you?

*tries not to snigger*
I think ppl in MK do multiply like that... I bar my door at night to protect from the walking dead!!!

ahh.. so you're staying in Bletchley then....

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll:

*Shuffles closer to Gaspode*

They're multiplying....... :shock:

You didn't feed Pet after midnight did you?

*tries not to snigger*
I think ppl in MK do multiply like that... I bar my door at night to protect from the walking dead!!!

ahh.. so you're staying in Bletchley then....

Right, thats me off for the day. Going to wash my new car!

well....my dad's old car, but still my new car! :)

<ooc>

did you hear what I'm driving at the mo.... 8)

Right, thats me off for the day. Going to wash my new car!

well....my dad's old car, but still my new car! :)

<ooc>

did you hear what I'm driving at the mo.... 8)

Oh no, not Singapore. I live in Hong Kong. There's an intense rivalry between the two cities, just like there is between Glasgow and Edinburgh.

Rivalry? we Scots are united! united i tell you! :P

uh huh.... so teh Weedgies are you close rellies then?!? :wink:

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll:

*Shuffles closer to Gaspode*

They're multiplying....... :shock:

You didn't feed Pet after midnight did you?

Lol. No. God knows what he might turn into. *shudders*

*tuts*

and to think I was trying to help revive you!! :wink: :P

built a temple and everything tshhhh

You're not another one who lives there are you? :roll:

*Shuffles closer to Gaspode*

They're multiplying....... :shock:

You didn't feed Pet after midnight did you?

Lol. No. God knows what he might turn into. *shudders*

*tuts*

and to think I was trying to help revive you!! :wink: :P

built a temple and everything tshhhh

built a temple and everything tshhhh

Exactly!!!

Anyway, I've gotta run now, must go and see if my car is ready!!

See you tomorrow folks!

See you, Pet!

built a temple and everything tshhhh

Exactly!!!

Anyway, I've gotta run now, must go and see if my car is ready!!

See you tomorrow folks!
l8r

*tuts*

and to think I was trying to help revive you!! :wink: :P

built a temple and everything tshhhh

oh, that...

bye Pet.

*steps out of the bookstore, deathly pale & shaking*

*steps out of the bookstore, deathly pale & shaking*
*blinks*

*doesn't see Twy & just walks up to her apartment*

*slants head thinks about mentioning the disheveled appearence - mildly concerned but comes to the conclusion that he has no place to intrude and pulls the blanket over his head to block the world out once more*
*requires another coffee first though*
*whispers under voide*
this place must make a fortune just out of my coffee drinking alone...

Do you actually pay for your coffee?

mug.

no-one else does! :P

Wonder what was wrong with Iki? :?

Hello. Anyone home? :)

I'm still here.

Hello.

There's some coffee left but it's a bit cold.

Thats ok. I don't much like coffee. :D How are you?

I'm good!

:D

I've been offered a new job, only there was no-one here to tell about it.

But now you're here!

We could have a proper drink to celebrate!

How about a nice margarita or two...or maybe three... :wink:

So what sort of job is it? :)

Wonder what was wrong with Iki? :?
*makes more coffee*
I think she may have been a bit shaken from earlier events
*sits cross legged on the table*
*puts some bacon on a plate*
*places it on the chair for Gaspode*
Interesting afternoon
*offers fresh coffee to hotrodia*

I'm good!

:D

I've been offered a new job, only there was no-one here to tell about it.

But now you're here!

We could have a proper drink to celebrate!
well done!

*offers fresh coffee to hotrodia*

Why, thank you, but I don't much like coffee. :)

*offers fresh coffee to hotrodia*

Why, thank you, but I don't much like coffee. :)
*drinks more coffee*
fine by me all the more I get to drink!
*grins - drinks more coffee*
must get more sleep today...
should probrebly go home... hmmm

*offers fresh coffee to hotrodia*

Why, thank you, but I don't much like coffee. :)
*drinks more coffee*
fine by me all the more I get to drink!
*grins - drinks more coffee*
must get more sleep today...
should probrebly go home... hmmm

I'm good!

:D

I've been offered a new job, only there was no-one here to tell about it.

But now you're here!

We could have a proper drink to celebrate!

<OOC>

Don't know if you're still here, but well done babe!

*arrives at the coffee shop, fuming*

*runs in*

I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM!!!!!

*runs in*

I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM!!!!!

*points to the door*

help yourself (to the bathroom, not the door!)

*runs in*

I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM!!!!!

*points to the door*

help yourself (to the bathroom, not the door!)


*runs toward door*

*runs in*

I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM!!!!!

*points to the door*

help yourself (to the bathroom, not the door!)


*runs toward door*


*Bumps into him, spilling Frapamauto all over*

Oh, not again!

*runs in*

I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM!!!!!

*points to the door*

help yourself (to the bathroom, not the door!)


*runs toward door*

:shock:

*remembers it's locked*

too late...

*winces*

*throws Backwards the key*

*rises*
good morning all, 12 hours sleep and I'm still tired grrr *yawn*

*runs in*

I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM!!!!!

*points to the door*

help yourself (to the bathroom, not the door!)


*runs toward door*

:shock:

*remembers it's locked*

too late...

*winces*

*throws Backwards the key*

*does the insane pee-pee dance while desparately trying to cath key*

*runs in*

I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM!!!!!

*points to the door*

help yourself (to the bathroom, not the door!)


*runs toward door*

:shock:

*remembers it's locked*

too late...

*winces*

*throws Backwards the key*

*does the insane pee-pee dance while desparately trying to cath key*

*finds the whole thing to much and starts to chuckle uncontrollerbly* (gives up tryint to spell last word in the **)

*does the insane pee-pee dance while desparately trying to cath key*

*is impressed with his moves*

you're not the Geordie Dancer are you?? :?

*a distinct wail of relief is heard from the bathroom*

*a distinct wail of relief is heard from the bathroom*

*REALLY didn't need to hear that*

*wonders if Iki will bein today*

I'm not sure, i think you guys shook her up a bit yesterday :x

I'm not sure, i think you guys shook her up a bit yesterday :x
yeah she seemed somewhat off canter when she left, and to think in the birthday shop of all places
*grumbles*
*makes coffee*
does anyone want some?

I'm not sure, i think you guys shook her up a bit yesterday :x

*Shakes his head*

she wouldn't answer the door or the phone last night :(

If she heard it all, why didn't she say anything?? :?

I'm not sure, i think you guys shook her up a bit yesterday :x
yeah she seemed somewhat off canter when she left, and to think in the birthday shop of all places
*grumbles*
*makes coffee*
does anyone want some?

yeah, I could use some thanks..

*walks in*

*kicks the door shut behind her*

:x

What's this I'm hearing, Pet? What did you do to Iki?

*walks in*

*kicks the door shut behind her*

:x

What's this I'm hearing, Pet? What did you do to Iki?

:shock:

What!?!

I didn't DO anything to Iki!!

I'm not sure, i think you guys shook her up a bit yesterday :x

*Shakes his head*

she wouldn't answer the door or the phone last night :(

If she heard it all, why didn't she say anything?? :?
*pors coffee*
having watched these things myself and the dynamics a lass will stand mute and feeling very helpless, with the eternal it's my fault, mixed with these two are idiots, and the why can't I do something... whilst caught between these multiple phases a fem shall stand, sit there and watch quite horrified until all is passed...
*drinks coffee*
you should have taken your little spat out to the streets... *sighs*
this is just the way the world works though time heals most wounds and chocolate will heal all wounds if delivered correctly
*stops babbeling, drinks more coffee*

*walks in*

*kicks the door shut behind her*

:x

What's this I'm hearing, Pet? What did you do to Iki?

:shock:

What!?!

I didn't DO anything to Iki!!

So why won't she speak to you?
i want to hear your side of it.

*Enters carrying a huge present*

Morning Iki.

So why won't she speak to you?
i want to hear your side of it.

I don't know... maybe because that would be the adult thing to do... <ooc> :twisted:


Yesterday, Jet and I had a falling out. Basically, I was fed up with his attempts to hit on Iki. NOT because I fear she'd run off with him, or cheat on me, or any of that rubbish... but because I felt it was just a lack of respect on his part and I was fed up with seeing and hearing it 24/7!

*Enters carrying a huge present*

Morning Iki.

Hmmm.. trying to lure her in with presents.. a novel idea!

*pors coffee*
having watched these things myself and the dynamics a lass will stand mute and feeling very helpless, with the eternal it's my fault, mixed with these two are idiots, and the why can't I do something... whilst caught between these multiple phases a fem shall stand, sit there and watch quite horrified until all is passed...
*drinks coffee*
you should have taken your little spat out to the streets... *sighs*
this is just the way the world works though time heals most wounds and chocolate will heal all wounds if delivered correctly
*stops babbeling, drinks more coffee*

er, yeah.... any chance of that coffee? :?

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Shut up you bloody fool. :roll:



Morning btw.

*Enters carrying a huge present*

Morning Iki.

Hmmm.. trying to lure her in with presents.. a novel idea!

Where is she?
*Suddenly reaslises she hasn't been her for a while*

*Perhaps if I read some past pages I would understand!*

Morning Pet. Whats the matter this morning?

*Enters carrying a huge present*

Morning Iki.

Hmmm.. trying to lure her in with presents.. a novel idea!

Where is she?
*Suddenly reaslises she hasn't been her for a while*

*Perhaps if I read some past pages I would understand!*

Morning Pet. Whats the matter this morning?

evidently Iki and I have had a fight... even though we haven't actually spoken about it....

*pors coffee*
having watched these things myself and the dynamics a lass will stand mute and feeling very helpless, with the eternal it's my fault, mixed with these two are idiots, and the why can't I do something... whilst caught between these multiple phases a fem shall stand, sit there and watch quite horrified until all is passed...
*drinks coffee*
you should have taken your little spat out to the streets... *sighs*
this is just the way the world works though time heals most wounds and chocolate will heal all wounds if delivered correctly
*stops babbeling, drinks more coffee*

er, yeah.... any chance of that coffee? :?
*blinks*
*replaces pors with pours*
*picks coffee up*
*passess it on*
*yawns*

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Shut up you bloody fool. :roll:


Okay...... and what's YOUR side?

*Enters carrying a huge present*

Morning Iki.

Hmmm.. trying to lure her in with presents.. a novel idea!

Where is she?
*Suddenly reaslises she hasn't been her for a while*

*Perhaps if I read some past pages I would understand!*

Morning Pet. Whats the matter this morning?

evidently Iki and I have had a fight... even though we haven't actually spoken about it....

Things never change.
Is she hiding somewhere else in the forum or just hiding?

*Looks in the book store*

*walks out of bathroom*

whew!

Much better.

Say um...do you guys sell mops in here?

*appears to be cycling up to the shop* *2 eunuchs can be seen pushing the bicycle along as the Queen sits side saddle with her feet on a pedal*
Woo! This is fun!
*jumps off and wheels the bicycle into the doorway*
*enters*
Good morning! How are we all today?
*sits on a stool* Can I have a sugar free chocolate brownie and a latte please?

*CR walks in. We gets out his double barrel shotgun, fresh from the overgrown wastes of the Amazon, and shoots a puppy walking down the pavement. Animals were made for shooting*

Hello.

CR, tell me I just didn't see you shoot a puppy.
You realise who I am? :wink:

*CR walks in. We gets out his double barrel shotgun, fresh from the overgrown wastes of the Amazon, and shoots a puppy walking down the pavement. Animals were made for shooting*

Hello.

Be pleased Gaspode isn't here or he'd of bitten your ankle!

*CR orders a coffee. He writes something down in his notebook, seeing the cover - 'Big Game', he scribles it out. Reaches into his pocket, and pulls out another. 'Small Game'.*

Who are you?

*props head on palms and elbows on table*
*settles for watching the days events, being the rank outsider*

I'll do it for him.

*Cracks CR in the ankle with a bat*

*blinks*
*replaces pors with pours*
*picks coffee up*
*passess it on*
*yawns*

Thanks

*nervously starts to drink coffee*

CR, tell me I just didn't see you shoot a puppy.
You realise who I am? :wink:

*Restrains Curan from killing CR*

CR, tell me I just didn't see you shoot a puppy.
You realise who I am? :wink:

*Restrains Curan from killing CR*

*Tries to persuade Screegor to let her go*

I'll do it for him.

*Cracks CR in the ankle with a bat*

Damn I stopped the wrong person!!

Oh well.

CR, tell me I just didn't see you shoot a puppy.
You realise who I am? :wink:

*Restrains Curan from killing CR*

*Tries to persuade Screegor to let her go*

Never she's mine!

*Thinks its unlike Jet not to use violence in his 'persuasion' methods*

Things never change.
Is she hiding somewhere else in the forum or just hiding?

*Looks in the book store*

Nah, she's not been in this morning...

<ooc>
yeah, she's about on the forum!

*CR wanders what all the fus is about. He killed a pack of wolves when out hunting with King Otto IV of Leipzig, and that puppy was just a small one of them. Man against nature, that's all. He notices a small girl outsid the window, sobbing above the huddled remains of the dog, her tears mixing in with the blood, a curdled mixture of salt and iron. Tough luck*

I'll buy her a new one. Something useful, like a crazed St. Bernard.

CR, tell me I just didn't see you shoot a puppy.
You realise who I am? :wink:

*Restrains Curan from killing CR*

*Tries to persuade Screegor to let her go*

please don't hurt him... i'm well aware of your usual 'persuasive' techniques :wink:

Things never change.
Is she hiding somewhere else in the forum or just hiding?

*Looks in the book store*

Nah, she's not been in this morning...

<ooc>
yeah, she's about on the forum!

Typical I bring a present for her birthday on friday and shes not around to collect it!! I will probably forget it tomorrow!

*walks out of bathroom*

whew!

Much better.

Say um...do you guys sell mops in here?

:shock:

eww.. that's nasty!

*pads downstairs, barefoot, dressed in loose jeans & a black jumper*

*still looks pale & incredibly tired*

Morning

*appears to be cycling up to the shop* *2 eunuchs can be seen pushing the bicycle along as the Queen sits side saddle with her feet on a pedal*
Woo! This is fun!
*jumps off and wheels the bicycle into the doorway*
*enters*
Good morning! How are we all today?
*sits on a stool* Can I have a sugar free chocolate brownie and a latte please?

*absent-mindedly begins to make her drink*

*forgets to boil the water first*

*CR wanders what all the fus is about. He killed a pack of wolves when out hunting with King Otto IV of Leipzig, and that puppy was just a small one of them. Man against nature, that's all. He notices a small girl outsid the window, sobbing above the huddled remains of the dog, her tears mixing in with the blood, a curdled mixture of salt and iron. Tough luck*

I'll buy her a new one. Something useful, like a crazed St. Bernard.

How can you be so evil? :(

*pads downstairs, barefoot, dressed in loose jeans & a black jumper*

*still looks pale & incredibly tired*

Morning

:(

Morning babe....

*pours more coffee*
*gives to CR*
*looks at pet*
don't worry it isn't poisoned, and more to the point just chill out, your a muppet *shrugs* but then arn't we all? males that is...
*eats donought*

The fastest I've ever run in my life was from a malevolent great dane with a spiked collar round it's neck. Me & my mates were on a hike, anmd, in the ignorance of conversation, stumbled into the grounds of a manor. We realised this, turned round, only to face several growls and a hasty sprint in our direction. Thank God the dog decided to wait for us to face him first.

*CR wanders what all the fus is about. He killed a pack of wolves when out hunting with King Otto IV of Leipzig, and that puppy was just a small one of them. Man against nature, that's all. He notices a small girl outsid the window, sobbing above the huddled remains of the dog, her tears mixing in with the blood, a curdled mixture of salt and iron. Tough luck*

I'll buy her a new one. Something useful, like a crazed St. Bernard.

How can you be so evil? :(

Ah but a St Bernard would be kind of good!

He will get his downfall. Just wait and see.

*absent-mindedly begins to make her drink*

*forgets to boil the water first*

You see! this just like proves how useless you men are!

i would also like to point out that whenever you have a fight with Iki you always say you haven't done anything yet it ALWAYS turns out to be your fault!

you make me so angry sometimes! :x

*looks oblivious*
want a coffee Iki?
*pours himself yet another coffee - is becoming quite attached to the coffee machine*

*CR wanders what all the fus is about. He killed a pack of wolves when out hunting with King Otto IV of Leipzig, and that puppy was just a small one of them. Man against nature, that's all. He notices a small girl outsid the window, sobbing above the huddled remains of the dog, her tears mixing in with the blood, a curdled mixture of salt and iron. Tough luck*

I'll buy her a new one. Something useful, like a crazed St. Bernard.

How can you be so evil? :(

Ah but a St Bernard would be kind of good!

He will get his downfall. Just wait and see.

yes, nothing against St Bernards, but he's KILLED that poor girl's pet and doesn't care! :( :evil:

*absent-mindedly begins to make her drink*

*forgets to boil the water first*

You see! this just like proves how useless you men are!

i would also like to point out that whenever you have a fight with Iki you always say you haven't done anything yet it ALWAYS turns out to be your fault!

you make me so angry sometimes! :x

So do YOU think it's my fault? :?

*absent-mindedly begins to make her drink*

*forgets to boil the water first*

You see! this just like proves how useless you men are!

i would also like to point out that whenever you have a fight with Iki you always say you haven't done anything yet it ALWAYS turns out to be your fault!

you make me so angry sometimes! :x

So do YOU think it's my fault? :?

well i can't see what Iki's done wrong, poor love!

you'll be blaming Jet in a minute

*looks oblivious*
want a coffee Iki?
*pours himself yet another coffee - is becoming quite attached to the coffee machine*

Please...

please don't start another argument in here
*sinks behind the coffee maker expecting objects to fly and misery to increase once more*

It's all jets fault ...

It's all jets fault ...

AHA! I knew it!

Thanks Pet. *chomps away on the brownie* *slurps the coffee then spits it back out in horror* Aaack!! That's mingin! *a eunuch runs up with a hankie and some make up, wipes and reapplies*
Andrew *motions to a eunuch* will you make me a proper HOT coffee this time please? *the eunuch scuttles about*
Morning Iki... how's it hangin'?

Nothing

:roll:

well i can't see what Iki's done wrong, poor love!

you'll be blaming Jet in a minute

The only thing she's done wrong, is refuse to talk to me!

and yeah.. it IS partly Jet's fault!

The fastest I've ever run in my life was from a malevolent great dane with a spiked collar round it's neck. Me & my mates were on a hike, anmd, in the ignorance of conversation, stumbled into the grounds of a manor. We realised this, turned round, only to face several growls and a hasty sprint in our direction. Thank God the dog decided to wait for us to face him first.

Hey I was attacked by 4 dobermans. They chased me across a field faster than anything ever seen on this planet. One got my shoe, another the bottom of my trouser leg but I got into a tree luckily.

I still like dogs though and would never harm them.

*looks oblivious*
want a coffee Iki?
*pours himself yet another coffee - is becoming quite attached to the coffee machine*

Please...
*pours coffee*
there you go
*is now permenantly hidden behing his fringe*

Thanks Pet. *chomps away on the brownie* *slurps the coffee then spits it back out in horror* Aaack!! That's mingin! *a eunuch runs up with a hankie and some make up, wipes and reapplies*
Andrew *motions to a eunuch* will you make me a proper HOT coffee this time please? *the eunuch scuttles about*
Morning Iki... how's it hangin'?

It's been better, hon...you?

ooc: I feel like a charcter in a Russian play!

Nothing

:roll:

When did I write that?

*Throws Frapamauto at Jet*

well i can't see what Iki's done wrong, poor love!

you'll be blaming Jet in a minute

The only thing she's done wrong, is refuse to talk to me!

and yeah.. it IS partly Jet's fault!

*flinches as he speaks*

well i can't see what Iki's done wrong, poor love!

you'll be blaming Jet in a minute

The only thing she's done wrong, is refuse to talk to me!

and yeah.. it IS partly Jet's fault!

OK, well, what are you proposing to do about it? hmm?

*looks oblivious*
want a coffee Iki?
*pours himself yet another coffee - is becoming quite attached to the coffee machine*

Please...
*pours coffee*
there you go
*is now permenantly hidden behing his fringe*

*takes the coffee gratefully, lacing her fingers tightly around the mug*

Thanks

well i can't see what Iki's done wrong, poor love!

you'll be blaming Jet in a minute

Women always blame men for everything! I never do anything and I always get in trouble.

*Releases Curan and sits down*

well i can't see what Iki's done wrong, poor love!

you'll be blaming Jet in a minute

The only thing she's done wrong, is refuse to talk to me!

and yeah.. it IS partly Jet's fault!

*flinches as he speaks*

What?!? Am I wrong? I tried to call you and visit you last night to talk about it?

well i can't see what Iki's done wrong, poor love!

you'll be blaming Jet in a minute

The only thing she's done wrong, is refuse to talk to me!

and yeah.. it IS partly Jet's fault!

OK, well, what are you proposing to do about it? hmm?

You didn't answer my question.. do YOU think it's all my fault?

Server has nabbed me for past few minutes.
:evil:


*CR, a twinge of guilt ebbing through his body now, gets a rake, steps outside, and offers to help the girl, her eyes now red from grief. He'll sort the whole mess out. He casually rakes the remains of her pet into the drain, pushing with his Doc Marten's the final scraps of flesh that shot out the exit wound, and gives the girl his spare change. When she starts kicking at his feet, he pushes her out the way, lectures her about gratitude, and orders another coffee*

Kids, who'd have them?

Is this role playing or just some seriously messed up internet romance?

Women always blame men for everything! I never do anything and I always get in trouble.
Well, sometimes that's probably WHY you get in trouble... :wink:


*Releases Curan and sits down*

:P Did you still have a hold of me? i guess that was to protect Pet...

well i can't see what Iki's done wrong, poor love!

you'll be blaming Jet in a minute

The only thing she's done wrong, is refuse to talk to me!

and yeah.. it IS partly Jet's fault!

OK, well, what are you proposing to do about it? hmm?

You didn't answer my question.. do YOU think it's all my fault?

Of course it's your fault. It's always your fault.
Makes life easier if you just say its your fault anyway!

Admit to it sarcasticly then you get the moral victory from the arguement anyway!

Is this role playing or just some seriously messed up internet romance?

<ooc>

a little from column A, a tad from column B..... mostly A though! :wink:

well birthdays are birthdays. my mundane world mom just had her 85th
today!

=^^=
.../\...

*Releases Curan and sits down*

:P Did you still have a hold of me? i guess that was to protect Pet...

:shock:

eep!

Is this role playing or just some seriously messed up internet romance?

<ooc>

a little from column A, a tad from column B..... mostly A though! :wink:

Aaaah, in that case

*Pulls out pop-dog-corn*

You didn't answer my question.. do YOU think it's all my fault?

*hedges*
well... mostly actually yes. i mean Jet would never have argued with you in the first place if it wasn't for your central problem, would he?

RP, MD

:P Did you still have a hold of me? i guess that was to protect Pet...

:D

*looks oblivious*
want a coffee Iki?
*pours himself yet another coffee - is becoming quite attached to the coffee machine*

Please...
*pours coffee*
there you go
*is now permenantly hidden behing his fringe*

*takes the coffee gratefully, lacing her fingers tightly around the mug*

Thanks
*sighs*
*smiles knowingly*
You'll be fine

I do an excellent line in chocolates?

What?!? Am I wrong? I tried to call you and visit you last night to talk about it?

*says softly, not looking at him*

I know...

I poke old people with sticks

:roll:

I poke old people with sticks

:roll:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Thanks Pet. *chomps away on the brownie* *slurps the coffee then spits it back out in horror* Aaack!! That's mingin! *a eunuch runs up with a hankie and some make up, wipes and reapplies*
Andrew *motions to a eunuch* will you make me a proper HOT coffee this time please? *the eunuch scuttles about*
Morning Iki... how's it hangin'?

It's been better, hon...you?

ooc: I feel like a charcter in a Russian play!

I'm alright thanks... 'cept for the horrid taste in my mouth! *pouts*
But you are a character... well maybe not in a Russian play... Though I do wish Pet and Jet would just get the wang's out and be done with it.

Server has nabbed me for past few minutes.
:evil:


*CR, a twinge of guilt ebbing through his body now, gets a rake, steps outside, and offers to help the girl, her eyes now red from grief. He'll sort the whole mess out. He casually rakes the remains of her pet into the drain, pushing with his Doc Marten's the final scraps of flesh that shot out the exit wound, and gives the girl his spare change. When she starts kicking at his feet, he pushes her out the way, lectures her about gratitude, and orders another coffee*

Kids, who'd have them?

you realise she probably wanted to bury her own pet? it's a natural part of the grieving process... just one more solace you have denied her :x

You didn't answer my question.. do YOU think it's all my fault?

*hedges*
well... mostly actually yes. i mean Jet would never have argued with you in the first place if it wasn't for your central problem, would he?

RP, MD

My central problem?

The argument wouldn't have happened if Jet didn't spend his ENTIRE non-killing stuff time, trying to pull Iki. I find that dis-respectful!!

*looks oblivious*
want a coffee Iki?
*pours himself yet another coffee - is becoming quite attached to the coffee machine*

Please...
*pours coffee*
there you go
*is now permenantly hidden behing his fringe*

*takes the coffee gratefully, lacing her fingers tightly around the mug*

Thanks
*sighs*
*smiles knowingly*
You'll be fine

I do an excellent line in chocolates?

Wow, can I please have a chocolate then with Marshmallows?

I think Jet Li has some problems...

What?!? Am I wrong? I tried to call you and visit you last night to talk about it?

*says softly, not looking at him*

I know...

*his voice much calmer*

So why didn't you want to talk to me about it?

Thanks Pet. *chomps away on the brownie* *slurps the coffee then spits it back out in horror* Aaack!! That's mingin! *a eunuch runs up with a hankie and some make up, wipes and reapplies*
Andrew *motions to a eunuch* will you make me a proper HOT coffee this time please? *the eunuch scuttles about*
Morning Iki... how's it hangin'?

It's been better, hon...you?

ooc: I feel like a charcter in a Russian play!

I'm alright thanks... 'cept for the horrid taste in my mouth! *pouts*
But you are a character... well maybe not in a Russian play... Though I do wish Pet and Jet would just get the wang's out and be done with it.

Wangs!?!

well birthdays are birthdays. my mundane world mom just had her 85th
today!

=^^=
.../\...

Cool :D

And can I just say I love your whiskery little sig :wink:

Grieving? Process? When my father died I pickled him and sold him to a Latvian curiosity museum. Now that's a process.

*looks oblivious*
want a coffee Iki?
*pours himself yet another coffee - is becoming quite attached to the coffee machine*

Please...
*pours coffee*
there you go
*is now permenantly hidden behing his fringe*

*takes the coffee gratefully, lacing her fingers tightly around the mug*

Thanks
*sighs*
*smiles knowingly*
You'll be fine

I do an excellent line in chocolates?

Wow, can I please have a chocolate then with Marshmallows?
*smiles*
Of course,
*grabs backpack, pulls out a tin of chocolates*
I aquired it from an alternate incarnation of my self! I've never gone without the perfect chocolate since getting this
*smiles*
help your self

Iki if you get bored with Pet and Jet arguing all the time theres always me!!

You didn't answer my question.. do YOU think it's all my fault?

*hedges*
well... mostly actually yes. i mean Jet would never have argued with you in the first place if it wasn't for your central problem, would he?

RP, MD

My central problem?

The argument wouldn't have happened if Jet didn't spend his ENTIRE non-killing stuff time, trying to pull Iki. I find that dis-respectful!!

OK, so how did you get from an issue of disrespect you have with Jet to making Iki look like that? :x you should reconsider the way you express yourself because it seems you just end up hurting people.

What?!? Am I wrong? I tried to call you and visit you last night to talk about it?

*says softly, not looking at him*

I know...

*his voice much calmer*

So why didn't you want to talk to me about it?

YOU STILL DON'T GET IT DO YOU!

*Walks away in a huff*

*sighs*
*smiles knowingly*
You'll be fine

I do an excellent line in chocolates?

Maybe some other time?

Grieving? Process? When my father died I pickled him and sold him to a Latvian curiosity museum. Now that's a process.

*thinks CR should probably be evilly toying with a pencil moustache*

Is this role playing or just some seriously messed up internet romance?

<ooc>

a little from column A, a tad from column B..... mostly A though! :wink:

OOC : *looks around innocently* *cough* telling the *cough* lady *cough* of the *cough* house *cough*

OK, so how did you get from an issue of disrespect you have with Jet to making Iki look like that? :x you should reconsider the way you express yourself because it seems you just end up hurting people.

Making Iki look like what?!? :?

Iki if you get bored with Pet and Jet arguing all the time theres always me!!

yes, the two aggressive dominant males compete for the female, and the boy-next-door nabs her while they're not looking. nice move! :D

Thanks Pet. *chomps away on the brownie* *slurps the coffee then spits it back out in horror* Aaack!! That's mingin! *a eunuch runs up with a hankie and some make up, wipes and reapplies*
Andrew *motions to a eunuch* will you make me a proper HOT coffee this time please? *the eunuch scuttles about*
Morning Iki... how's it hangin'?

It's been better, hon...you?

ooc: I feel like a charcter in a Russian play!

I'm alright thanks... 'cept for the horrid taste in my mouth! *pouts*
But you are a character... well maybe not in a Russian play... Though I do wish Pet and Jet would just get the wang's out and be done with it.

That's what you get for drinking dodgy coffee!

OK, so how did you get from an issue of disrespect you have with Jet to making Iki look like that? :x you should reconsider the way you express yourself because it seems you just end up hurting people.

Making Iki look like what?!? :?

Upset... sad... miserable...

OK, so how did you get from an issue of disrespect you have with Jet to making Iki look like that? :x you should reconsider the way you express yourself because it seems you just end up hurting people.

Making Iki look like what?!? :?

Upset... sad... miserable...

Dead...

*sighs*
*smiles knowingly*
You'll be fine

I do an excellent line in chocolates?

Maybe some other time?
*chuckles*
the tin is always open!
*drinks more coffee*
did you know in an alternate world rodents are trying to destroy your temple?

Grieving? Process? When my father died I pickled him and sold him to a Latvian curiosity museum. Now that's a process.

Don't you know that it's different for girls?

What?!? Am I wrong? I tried to call you and visit you last night to talk about it?

*says softly, not looking at him*

I know...

*his voice much calmer*

So why didn't you want to talk to me about it?

YOU STILL DON'T GET IT DO YOU!

*Walks away in a huff*

umm.. no!