NationStates Jolt Archive

*arrives at the old run down, knocked over temple*

:shock:

Holy crap! This is going to take more renovating than I thought!!

*makes a few calls*

*an hour later, subcontactors arrive to start rebuilding*

*an hour later they finish their morning tea and begin on lunch*

*starts to clear an area in the middle of the temple and asks for the Goddesses help with Gaspode*

*walks in*

*eyes the place*

You'd better get cracking with the decorating if you want it to be ready for her.

Can't see any Goddess responding when it's in this state.

*shouts "praise to the mods!" and bombs the temple*

we'll have no rival temples around here

*walks in*

*eyes the place*

You'd better get cracking with the decorating if you want it to be ready for her.

Can't see any Goddess responding when it's in this state.

:?

I don't know if there's time!!

I figure the goddess will return if there's people worshipping!

*an hour later they finish their morning tea and begin on lunch*

Must be union, heh.

:?

I don't know if there's time!!

I figure the goddess will return if there's people worshipping!

*does a little half hearted worshipping*

It's just not the same with a ruined temple :(

*an hour later they finish their morning tea and begin on lunch*

Must be union, heh.

:) 8)

:?

I don't know if there's time!!

I figure the goddess will return if there's people worshipping!

*does a little half hearted worshipping*

It's just not the same with a ruined temple :(

Well give me a hand then!!

If we build it, she will come!!

:oops:

ahem

... to visit!

Well give me a hand then!!

If we build it, she will come!!

:oops:

ahem

... to visit!

:shock:
In that case...

*brings cement mixer and starts shoveling sand*

*calls in the RA*

*peers down off a cloud*

You have got to be kidding...I'm not going back when it's in that kind of state

*rolls over, stretching lazily, & goes back to sleep*

*Sits on a stone and contemplates helping to rebuild the temple*

*The Goddess of Delphinum.i.e. Queen Delphinum trots in*
*sniffs around*
Eugh! Not pretty is it?!
Is The Doctor not finished with Gaspode? Tsk!

*appears in his long dark cloak*
"been a while hasn't it" he comments to his raven who eyes him back with glee
*summons a few hill giants to perform heavy construction work and wyverns to get in rare materials from afar*
*lights flare and mud turns to stone turns to giants and wyverns close from afar*

i could help

*summons broomstick and mop people*

clean this mess up

*broomstick and mop people start their tasks*

*Just sits and watches everyone else working* :D

*raises a large stone platform so he can over see the giants work*
"Okay you go and get marble from Clomderre" a group of wyverns leave
"We need a summoning stone from Ashrannaar" another group leaves
"You hill giants start cutting the base stone from that mountain there"
*etches a lowlevel inanimate object summoning circle at the base of his platform*

*thinks it's all going a bit to slowly*
*mutters one of his remaining wishes*
I wish for one months building time in one day leige Ishtok
*as the wish fades the last stonemason and carpenters leave, the gold smiths install the final items and the acolytes bless the holy items*

*looks down on the work and smiles, then leaves*
*if they don't like their temple so be it, I could always destroy it so they could start again*
The hill giants live in the caves along the river now and wyvern in the dark caves in the mountains. Twy leaves for the broken lands again.

*pricks up her ears*

Sounds like someone's pulled in overtime down there...

*pricks up her ears*

Sounds like someone's pulled in overtime down there...

Well it definately not me :lol:

*Amadeus arrives*

Eee! what a terrible mess...

*looks back* All right, bring 'em in!

*THe KIAG drives in several vehicles of the chain gangs*

All right, here are a bunch of workers. This is my chain gang crew doin' hard time for bad deeds. Treat 'em as you will.

*Amadeus arrives*

Eee! what a terrible mess...

*looks back* All right, bring 'em in!

*THe KIAG drives in several vehicles of the chain gangs*

All right, here are a bunch of workers. This is my chain gang crew doin' hard time for bad deeds. Treat 'em as you will.

*thinks it's all going a bit to slowly*
*mutters one of his remaining wishes*
I wish for one months building time in one day leige Ishtok
*as the wish fades the last stonemason and carpenters leave, the gold smiths install the final items and the acolytes bless the holy items*

*looks down on the work and smiles, then leaves*
*if they don't like their temple so be it, I could always destroy it so they could start again*
The hill giants live in the caves along the river now and wyvern in the dark caves in the mountains. Twy leaves for the broken lands again.

*turns around for a minute*

:shock:

Holy............

Those subcontractors may have been more efficient than I thought!

*starts re-filling the pool with warm water*

*thinks it's all going a bit to slowly*
*mutters one of his remaining wishes*
I wish for one months building time in one day leige Ishtok
*as the wish fades the last stonemason and carpenters leave, the gold smiths install the final items and the acolytes bless the holy items*

*looks down on the work and smiles, then leaves*
*if they don't like their temple so be it, I could always destroy it so they could start again*
The hill giants live in the caves along the river now and wyvern in the dark caves in the mountains. Twy leaves for the broken lands again.

*turns around for a minute*

:shock:

Holy............

Those subcontractors may have been more efficient than I thought!

*starts re-filling the pool with warm water*

*thinks it's all going a bit to slowly*
*mutters one of his remaining wishes*
I wish for one months building time in one day leige Ishtok
*as the wish fades the last stonemason and carpenters leave, the gold smiths install the final items and the acolytes bless the holy items*

*looks down on the work and smiles, then leaves*
*if they don't like their temple so be it, I could always destroy it so they could start again*
The hill giants live in the caves along the river now and wyvern in the dark caves in the mountains. Twy leaves for the broken lands again.

*turns around for a minute*

:shock:

Holy............

Those subcontractors may have been more efficient than I thought!

*starts re-filling the pool with warm water*

*thinks it's all going a bit to slowly*
*mutters one of his remaining wishes*
I wish for one months building time in one day leige Ishtok
*as the wish fades the last stonemason and carpenters leave, the gold smiths install the final items and the acolytes bless the holy items*

*looks down on the work and smiles, then leaves*
*if they don't like their temple so be it, I could always destroy it so they could start again*
The hill giants live in the caves along the river now and wyvern in the dark caves in the mountains. Twy leaves for the broken lands again.

*turns around for a minute*

:shock:

Holy............

Those subcontractors may have been more efficient than I thought!

*starts re-filling the pool with warm water*

*Amadeus arrives*

Eee! what a terrible mess...

*looks back* All right, bring 'em in!

*THe KIAG drives in several vehicles of the chain gangs*

All right, here are a bunch of workers. This is my chain gang crew doin' hard time for bad deeds. Treat 'em as you will.

*thinks it's all going a bit to slowly*
*mutters one of his remaining wishes*
I wish for one months building time in one day leige Ishtok
*as the wish fades the last stonemason and carpenters leave, the gold smiths install the final items and the acolytes bless the holy items*

*looks down on the work and smiles, then leaves*
*if they don't like their temple so be it, I could always destroy it so they could start again*
The hill giants live in the caves along the river now and wyvern in the dark caves in the mountains. Twy leaves for the broken lands again.

*turns around for a minute*

:shock:

Holy............

Those subcontractors may have been more efficient than I thought!

*starts re-filling the pool with warm water*

*thinks it's all going a bit to slowly*
*mutters one of his remaining wishes*
I wish for one months building time in one day leige Ishtok
*as the wish fades the last stonemason and carpenters leave, the gold smiths install the final items and the acolytes bless the holy items*

*looks down on the work and smiles, then leaves*
*if they don't like their temple so be it, I could always destroy it so they could start again*
The hill giants live in the caves along the river now and wyvern in the dark caves in the mountains. Twy leaves for the broken lands again.

*turns around for a minute*

:shock:

Holy............

Those subcontractors may have been more efficient than I thought!

*starts re-filling the pool with warm water*

*turns off cement mixer*

Right, now there's plenty of cement available for....

*looks around*

:(

*drags away cement mixer and unused cement*

Wait! My chain gang was using that to help make the interlock pathways! Don't stop, they're going to run out and they haven't even begun to break out into a sweat yet!

*blows Eynonistan a kiss from her cloud for trying to help* :wink:

:D

*returns cement*

Thanks!

*cracks out multi-end whip*

Get moving chain gang... Don't make me use the encouragement whip!

*long groans*

*sits in a cave and talks with a _VERY_ annoyed demon*
"look, they wanted a temple, I was bored I built one!"
*black tongue roars from the enfused demon*
"I really am tired with your attitude! who's the god of maddness here? your just a demon you have no right to complain about who I chose to support!"
*more roars*
"Yeah I know you spent many moons destroying their followers yaddayadda however I'm fed up with the broken lands being quite so demon infested, and that temple may just give some of the peoples of the broken lands a glimps of happiness"
"more roars*
"blah - look, your not even a full demon! where do you get off telling me how I use my wishes! you couldn't grant a wish if you lived for another thirty millenia!"
*battle begins*
"Not again..."

Is it Iki's birthday today, what's going on?

Is it Iki's birthday today, what's going on?


... it's not today...

Is it Iki's birthday today, what's going on?


... it's not today...

It's soon in other words?

*remembers the first temple*

The fellow who built the first had to have been genius material... :wink:

Yes, he'd have to have been someone really smart, funny, and handsome...

Wish i could remember who it was! *scratches head*

Is it Iki's birthday today, what's going on?


... it's not today...

It's soon in other words?

Friday. What you gonna get her?

Yes, he'd have to have been someone really smart, funny, and handsome...

Wish i could remember who it was! *scratches head*

I heard he was eaten by rabid lemurs somewhere in the Alps.... :wink:

:shock: Is that so? I guess we won't be seeing him again then.

he was a bit of a tosser anyway, wasn't he? :wink:

:shock: Is that so? I guess we won't be seeing him again then.

he was a bit of a tosser anyway, wasn't he? :wink:

That he was! :lol:

ah i know what to do

*summons titan the greater earth demon*

we need land scape

*titan raises his hand as vines and flowers grow arond the beams of the temple*

*Hangs some pretty draperies to honor a Goddess and a friend.*

It's all about the window treatments. :D

Can I just remind people it was Ny who bulit my first temple? :P

*peers down at the place with interest & thinks about returning*

*notices the presence, and activity, of another temple in the area*
Gah! What's this doing here?!? Do you dare forsake the All-Powerful Mods??

*considers the gopher curiously*

cute

*notices the presence, and activity, of another temple in the area*
Gah! What's this doing here?!? Do you dare forsake the All-Powerful Mods??

Iki is an altogether older goddess.
Probably not as powerful

*taps message on a tiny radio*
We'll see about this...

*notices the presence, and activity, of another temple in the area*
Gah! What's this doing here?!? Do you dare forsake the All-Powerful Mods??

Iki is an altogether older goddess.
Probably not as powerful

But much nicer :wink:

But much nicer :wink:

Certainly :lol:

But much nicer :wink:

Certainly :lol:

*blows another kiss* 8)

We shall bring down this temple!

*Lights thread on fire*

This is for your neglect!

We shall bring down this temple!

*Lights thread on fire*

This is for your neglect!

*yawns*

We shall bring down this temple!

*Lights thread on fire*

This is for your neglect!

*stops filling the (huge) pool and turns the hose on the tiny fire*

*puts it out*

*continues filling the pool*

We shall bring down this temple!

*Lights thread on fire*

This is for your neglect!

*panics*

*calls fire brigade*

*looks for fire extinguishers*

*admonishes Mutant Dogs for playing with matches*

We shall bring down this temple!

*Lights thread on fire*

This is for your neglect!

*yawns*

*Shoots* :lol:

We shall bring down this temple!

*Lights thread on fire*

This is for your neglect!
Raiding party!
*starts firing dart gun at workers and worshipers*
Bwahahahahahaha!!

We shall bring down this temple!

*Lights thread on fire*

This is for your neglect!
Raiding party!
*starts firing dart gun at workers and worshipers*
Bwahahahahahaha!!

*Sets detonatives*

We shall bring down this temple!

*Lights thread on fire*

This is for your neglect!
Raiding party!
*starts firing dart gun at workers and worshipers*
Bwahahahahahaha!!

*Sets detonatives*

:?

*would worry if it was detonators.... but figures this typo isn't dangerous*

*wanders up carrying a large basket*
Would anyone like some free sandwiches?

We shall bring down this temple!

*Lights thread on fire*

This is for your neglect!
Raiding party!
*starts firing dart gun at workers and worshipers*
Bwahahahahahaha!!
*strolls back from the broken land slightly chared and very drained from previous exersions, watches the demonic gopher and pals... they really should know it takes a lot more to destroy an temple built out of magics as enchanted as that temple.*
*uses the last of his powers to levitate back up to his platform where he sits and drinks coffee*

*strolls back from the broken land slightly chared and very drained from previous exersions, watches the demonic gopher and pals... they really should know it takes a lot more to destroy an temple built out of magics as enchanted as that temple.*
*uses the last of his powers to levitate back up to his platform where he sits and drinks coffee*
((Ah, but I'm just trying to capture prisoners, at the moment...))

*strolls back from the broken land slightly chared and very drained from previous exersions, watches the demonic gopher and pals... they really should know it takes a lot more to destroy an temple built out of magics as enchanted as that temple.*
*uses the last of his powers to levitate back up to his platform where he sits and drinks coffee*
((Ah, but I'm just trying to capture prisoners, at the moment...))

ooc: what prisoners? :?

Prisoners for a sacrifice i think

Prisoners for a sacrifice i think

:shock:

OOC: Anyone I can catch... :evil grin: I suppose I can let any of your followers I happen to capture escape, though it won't be easy... :wink:

Prisoners for a sacrifice i think
Yep! Right you are...

*strolls back from the broken land slightly chared and very drained from previous exersions, watches the demonic gopher and pals... they really should know it takes a lot more to destroy an temple built out of magics as enchanted as that temple.*
*uses the last of his powers to levitate back up to his platform where he sits and drinks coffee*
((Ah, but I'm just trying to capture prisoners, at the moment...))
*sighs*
*looks at his hands a moment, realising he has no power left until he finally sleeps...*
I suppose it's up to the goddess herself to save her followers

*Walks in with a microwave under arm*


:|


*Puts down the microwave and plugs it in*

Right you little Rodent.
Either you start worshiping Iki or in the Microwave you go!


:twisted:

*Walks in with a microwave under arm*


:|


*Puts down the microwave and plugs it in*

Right you little Rodent.
Either you start worshiping Iki or in the Microwave you go!


:twisted:

*zooms in on a minature aeroplane, screaming*

The Rodent Alliance!!!!!

*smashes grenade into Jet's head*

*Walks in with a microwave under arm*


:|


*Puts down the microwave and plugs it in*

Right you little Rodent.
Either you start worshiping Iki or in the Microwave you go!


:twisted:

*zooms in on a minature aeroplane, screaming*

The Rodent Alliance!!!!!

*smashes grenade into Jet's head*

*Is oblivious*

:|

*Grabs the little aeroplane and chucks it into the microwave*

*Walks in with a microwave under arm*


:|


*Puts down the microwave and plugs it in*

Right you little Rodent.
Either you start worshiping Iki or in the Microwave you go!


:twisted:
*produces can of gasoline*
*pours over head*
*produces match*
-Foom!-
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/FIREdevil.gif
Microwave, eh? *fires darts at Jet*

~Meanwhile, a gopher mound appears next to the microwave cord...~
-Snip!-

*doesn't like the way this is going*
*generally miffed*

*Walks in with a microwave under arm*


:|


*Puts down the microwave and plugs it in*

Right you little Rodent.
Either you start worshiping Iki or in the Microwave you go!


:twisted:
*produces can of gasoline*
*pours over head*
*produces match*
-Foom!-
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/FIREdevil.gif
Microwave, eh? *fires darts at Jet*

*Puts on asbestos gloves and throws the burning little gopher into the microwave*

Right. :x

*Rewires the plug and plug the microwave back in, turns it up to full power and sets the timer for 5 minutes, hovering a finger over the start button*

Are you going to behave :?:

Are you going to behave :?:

pot... kettle... :wink:

~A smashing sound is heard from inside the microwave, followed by several mysterious clicks.~

*screams FOR THE RODENT ALLIANCE! and crashes a light plane into the side of the temple*

~A smasing sound is heard from inside the microwave, followed by several mysterious clicks.~

*Wonders if the little gopher is trying to rewire the microwave*

hmm....those fake wires I put in are actually quite handy. :D

*screams FOR THE RODENT ALLIANCE! and crashes a light plane into the side of the temple*

*Nothing happens*

*waits*

*ignores jet for ruining the fun* *parachutes out of the plane at the last moment*

this is daft,
*gets out a kitten from his bag of many things*
may not hav a huge amount of power but this is just a baby summoning spell and to deal with pesky rodents shall do the trick
*casts monster summoning I at level immortal 10 unleashing a horde of 5000 hungry rodent hating wild cats.*

*hides near the temple and begins sniping random workers*

*Trots into the temple*

FOR THE CANINE ALLIANCE!

*Starts chewing things up*

Hey, the Canine Alliance supports this temple!

... doesn't it? :?

Hey, the Canine Alliance supports this temple!

... doesn't it? :?

*Stratches head with paw*

Gotta ask Gaspode about that...

*Trots into the temple*

FOR THE CANINE ALLIANCE!

*Starts chewing things up*
the stuff having been blessed shall kill anything foolish enough to eat it without Iki's permission

*Trots into the temple*

FOR THE CANINE ALLIANCE!

*Starts chewing things up*
the stuff having been blessed shall kill anything foolish enough to eat it without Iki's permission

:( Thats a bitch

But I'm a Mutant Dog

*Shows up to see what all the calls to his Alliance phone have been about*

*Shows up to see what all the calls to his Alliance phone have been about*

Aah, these weirdo's copied our idea for a temple...

No biggie, it's all under control now :twisted:

Fair enough

*Leaves a copyright bomb under the mat*

How many times do I have to tell you that I have an agreement with the kittens?
*pets the nearest kitten*

*mines the area around the temple*

*Shows up to see what all the calls to his Alliance phone have been about*

Aah, these weirdo's copied our idea for a temple...

No biggie, it's all under control now :twisted:

*thinks someone should should set MD straight on who had a temple first*

*Shows up to see what all the calls to his Alliance phone have been about*

Aah, these weirdo's copied our idea for a temple...

No biggie, it's all under control now :twisted:

*thinks someone should should set MD straight on who had a temple first*

*Explodes in rage!*

Marathon?

*Shows up to see what all the calls to his Alliance phone have been about*

Aah, these weirdo's copied our idea for a temple...

No biggie, it's all under control now :twisted:

*thinks someone should should set MD straight on who had a temple first*

*Explodes in rage!*

Marathon?

EEERGH!

Wrong.

Try again.

*Shows up to see what all the calls to his Alliance phone have been about*

Aah, these weirdo's copied our idea for a temple...

No biggie, it's all under control now :twisted:

*thinks someone should should set MD straight on who had a temple first*
*peers up*
Hay are you gonna set these people straight? I need some rest and I can't do that with all this excitement!

*Shows up to see what all the calls to his Alliance phone have been about*

Aah, these weirdo's copied our idea for a temple...

No biggie, it's all under control now :twisted:

*thinks someone should should set MD straight on who had a temple first*

*Explodes in rage!*

Marathon?

EEERGH!

Wrong.

Try again.

Nyborg?

*Shows up to see what all the calls to his Alliance phone have been about*

Aah, these weirdo's copied our idea for a temple...

No biggie, it's all under control now :twisted:

*thinks someone should should set MD straight on who had a temple first*

*Explodes in rage!*

Marathon?

EEERGH!

Wrong.

Try again.

Nyborg?

EEERGH!

Wrong.

Try again

*walks in and begins punching workers*

*walks in and begins punching workers*

*Is ignored*

*Shows up to see what all the calls to his Alliance phone have been about*

Aah, these weirdo's copied our idea for a temple...

No biggie, it's all under control now :twisted:

*thinks someone should should set MD straight on who had a temple first*

*Explodes in rage!*

Marathon?

EEERGH!

Wrong.

Try again.

Nyborg?

EEERGH!

Wrong.

Try again

Normack? Beeker? Iki?

*walks in and begins punching workers*

*Is ignored*

*Is a grumpy bum*

Iki?

WE HAVE A WINNER!!

Months and months and months ago. The temples are nothing new.

What the hells going on in here?

*Enters the temple*

from here on end, until he lightens up, all posts by jet will be ignored by the raiders

Iki?

WE HAVE A WINNER!!

Months and months and months ago. The temples are nothing new.

Yeh, you can stop being grumpy now...

Mr Grumpy...

:|

from here on end, until he lightens up, all posts by jet will be ignored by the raiders

*Hits TAR round the head*

It's not nice to ignore people.

:|

How did you do that?

Our temple is dedicated to the True Mods! Has that been done before?
Probably... *grumble*

:|

How did you do that?

He used the delete key, probably... 8)

*Enters*

Bites Jet's foot.

*Runs in circles*

*Prays to the dear Iki*

*punches a worker walking near the temple*

*punches a worker walking near the temple*

*Bites TAR*

*Sets off detonators*

*steps on the mouse then runs through the entrance of the temple, hitting his head on the top*

SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

*steps on the mouse then runs through the entrance of the temple, hitting his head on the top*

*jumps into the trouser leg of TAR and heads Northwards jaws chomping*

*doesnt have a trouser leg* *squashes the mouse into the ground until it is nothing more than a bloody spot on the ground*

*doesnt have a trouser leg* *squashes the mouse into the ground until it is nothing more than a bloody spot on the ground*

*Feels sorry for the mouse that TAR killed*

*wonders whos trouser leg he entered*

*jumps out and jumps into the ligers fur*

*explosives go off butchering the people and skuffing some of the furniture but in general the wards and runes hold the stone, timber and items well.*
"Excuse me, you need an immortal to damage that"
*whistles*
*The workers appear from their caves 100 wyverns and 100 hill giants march down from northern mountains*
"These chaps spent 1 month compressed into a single day building the basis of this temple and your really starting to upset them."
"Please go away"
*wonders why the goddess has forsaken the temple, prehaps her followers are weak...*
*draws the massive bloodblade from her scabbard*

*sits down and squashes the mouse* *starts randomly killing mice*

*sits down and squashes the mouse* *starts randomly killing mice*

*Bites TAR in the chest*

*Laughs at all the squashed mice* :lol:

*Jumps off and digs under the temple for saftey*

*explosives go off butchering the people and skuffing some of the furniture but in general the wards and runes hold the stone, timber and items well.*
"Excuse me, you need an immortal to damage that"
*whistles*
*The workers appear from their caves 100 wyverns and 100 hill giants march down from northern mountains*
"These chaps spent 1 month compressed into a single day building the basis of this temple and your really starting to upset them."
"Please go away"
*wonders why the goddess has forsaken the temple, prehaps her followers are weak...*
*draws the massive bloodblade from her scabbard*
An immortal, eh? What a coincidence...
And to think that fact would happen to come out just when I was planning to leave...
*draws sword*

*glares at TAR*
Hey! Watch it!

*explosives go off butchering the people and skuffing some of the furniture but in general the wards and runes hold the stone, timber and items well.*
"Excuse me, you need an immortal to damage that"
*whistles*
*The workers appear from their caves 100 wyverns and 100 hill giants march down from northern mountains*
"These chaps spent 1 month compressed into a single day building the basis of this temple and your really starting to upset them."
"Please go away"
*wonders why the goddess has forsaken the temple, prehaps her followers are weak...*
*draws the massive bloodblade from her scabbard*
An immortal, eh? What a coincidence...
And to think that fact would happen to come out just when I was planning to leave...
*draws sword*

*glares at TAR*
Hey! Watch it!

Hey DG get him

*throws dynamite down the tunnel*

*explosives go off butchering the people and skuffing some of the furniture but in general the wards and runes hold the stone, timber and items well.*
"Excuse me, you need an immortal to damage that"
*whistles*
*The workers appear from their caves 100 wyverns and 100 hill giants march down from northern mountains*
"These chaps spent 1 month compressed into a single day building the basis of this temple and your really starting to upset them."
"Please go away"
*wonders why the goddess has forsaken the temple, prehaps her followers are weak...*
*draws the massive bloodblade from her scabbard*
An immortal, eh? What a coincidence...
And to think that fact would happen to come out just when I was planning to leave...
*draws sword*

*glares at TAR*
Hey! Watch it!
*Jumps down from the platform, energies so nearly vanquished, he draws up and sneers*
It's been a while since I've had to do battle with demonic gophers but if this is how I must return to my homestead. So be it!
*Slices through the lesser ranks bodies flung left and right to reach the commanding demonic gopher*
*pulls the bloodblade up into a defencive stance*

~The microwave explodes. A piece of flaming shrapnel happens to hit the dynamite, setting it off before it reaches the tunnel.~

*watches sadly, wondering how all this can be happening in her temple* :(

*shifts to a suitable size*
*draws knife*
*advances toward Twy-Sunrats, sword held at an angle and knife held low*

*unsheathes his massive enchanted sword and runs at iki*

~The microwave explodes. A piece of flaming shrapnel happens to hit the dynamite, setting it off before it reaches the tunnel.~

Phew Thanks

*Bites DG - sorry but I'm deranged!!*

*Bites TAR and runs out of his reach*

*watches sadly, wondering how all this can be happening in her temple* :(
((Alas for the crimes of religious fantatics, eh?))

*watches sadly, wondering how all this can be happening in her temple* :(

Please stop this madness.

*unsheathes his massive enchanted sword and runs at iki*

How? I'm not even here

*watches sadly, wondering how all this can be happening in her temple* :(

Please stop this madness.
Quoth the Deranged one... :roll:
:wink:

*shifts to a suitable size*
*draws knife*
*advances toward Twy-Sunrats, sword held at an angle and knife held low*
*begins to summon a defenesive aura then snaps towards DG swirling the sword in an upwards slash*

*shifts to a suitable size*
*draws knife*
*advances toward Twy-Sunrats, sword held at an angle and knife held low*
*begins to summon a defenesive aura then snaps towards DG swirling the sword in an upwards slash*
*knocks sword aside (to the right and down); stabs toward TS's heart with the knife*

*watches sadly, wondering how all this can be happening in her temple* :(

*has assumed responsibility for the mess and shall be banished to the higher planes until he can collect enough karma to come back down... darn that means I'll need worshippers...*

*Crashes into temple, riding his favourite gleaming white stallion. Pulls up to a magnificent halt on a suitable high point, hooves skidding through the rubble. Stands in his stirrup, bringing his steed up onto its hind legs and waves his hat in the air, creating mystical swirls in the smoke (I assume there is some smoke to do this with).

Announces, in ringing tones (to general apathy) that he has arrived and that no-one need fear any more.

Begins handing out tea and sympathy to the wounded.*

(edited for typo)

*shifts to a suitable size*
*draws knife*
*advances toward Twy-Sunrats, sword held at an angle and knife held low*
*begins to summon a defenesive aura then snaps towards DG swirling the sword in an upwards slash*
*knocks sword aside (to the right and down); stabs toward TS's heart with the knife*
*twists barely enough taking the blade to the lung*
*spits blood as he flings the beast away following up with a blistering strike towards it's head*

*unsheathes his massive enchanted sword and runs at iki*

*Mauls TARs ear then runs away*

*Hides in a field of dry highly flammable corn*

*rushes up the temple steps and releases the bong*

-Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooong...-

*Crashes into temple, riding his favourite gleaming white stallion. Pulls up to a magnificent halt on a suitable high point, hooves skidding through the rubble. Stands in his stirrup, bringing his steed up onto its hind legs and waves his hat in the air, creating mystical swirls in the smoke (I assume there is some smoke to do this with).

Announces, in ringing tones (to general apathy) that he has arrived and that no-one need fear any more.

Begins handing out team and sympathy to the wounded.*

ooc: Nice entrance 8)

oh well if you're not here,,,*attacks workers with the sword*

oh well if you're not here,,,*attacks workers with the sword*

all the humans are dead, all of the little people are dead, all that is left are mice, gophers,hill giants, wyverns, nationstaters, and thats it... and I have an awful pain... oh yeah I'm bleeding again $|-|!7

An overblown entrance

ooc: Nice entrance 8)

*Tips his hat at Iki.*

Thanks. Get your entrance right and the show's half over (as the bishop said to the actress). :wink:

*Breaks out emergency cookie rations.*

*knocks sword aside (to the right and down); stabs toward TS's heart with the knife*
*twists barely enough taking the blade to the lung*
*spits blood as he flings the beast away following up with a blistering strike towards it's head*
*ducks*
*slashes from lower right toward upper left with his sword*

*knocks sword aside (to the right and down); stabs toward TS's heart with the knife*
*twists barely enough taking the blade to the lung*
*spits blood as he flings the beast away following up with a blistering strike towards it's head*
*ducks*
*slashes from lower right toward upper left with his sword*
*Parrys lower left to upper right*
*slash from upper right to mid left*

*blocks, holding sword point down*

*blocks, holding sword point down*
*swings a black gauntleted fist towards DG while pulling his blade to his left thigh*

*blocks, holding sword point down*
*swings a black gauntleted fist towards DG while pulling his blade to his left thigh*
*sweeps sword up toward the black armored arm*

*blocks, holding sword point down*
*swings a black gauntleted fist towards DG while pulling his blade to his left thigh*
*sweeps sword up toward the black armored arm*
*thrusts his blade up towards the diaphram and then the lungs, as the blade connects with the plate mail and chain the force snapping bone within the armour as he lunges forward*

*sighs*

Why are you being so violent in Iki's temple?
Can't you take your little war somewhere else?

:(

*sighs*

Why are you being so violent in Iki's temple?
Can't you take your little war somewhere else?

:(
attempting to keep the place tidy, and they keep on trying to blow it up, I had to use a wish to get it all nice and built so people oculd start filling it with nice things and these barbarians brake the flower pots and everything!
Anyway I'll be dead soon enough!

attempting to keep the place tidy

Really? Excuse me but was not this your post? :P

*thrusts his blade up towards the diaphram and then the lungs, as the blade connects with the plate mail and chain the force snapping bone within the armour as he lunges forward*

dp

dp

attempting to keep the place tidy

Really? Excuse me but was not this your post? :P

*thrusts his blade up towards the diaphram and then the lungs, as the blade connects with the plate mail and chain the force snapping bone within the armour as he lunges forward*
ooc the server is being so unresponsive that I can't be bothered to trawl through the last two days events on the thread and post, read those before making judgements as opposed to a single page

*If the demonic gophers have lefts, crawls back to the old platform, arm shattered*
*mutters*
build a whole temple idiot barbarians try and blow it up
get the blame for everything
mortals are worthless... I think I'm going to leave this stupid realm and join up with my farther and burn this world to the ground...
*mutters and tries to rest*
ooc now it wont ------- post fu------- server I am not impressed arghhhhhhhhhhh *hasn't had cigerrette since 8:30 is now unstable, left cigerretees at home, losing will to formulate arguments and deal with server*

:shock: sorry!

:shock: sorry!
*mumbles*
your forgiven
it isn't your fault
*tries to rest*

Well I think I'll go hav ecoffee at my Sunrise Club. Pet and Iki are fighting like crazy in there.

*returns, cursing the evil server gremlins*
*looks around in puzzlement...*

*appears*

*looks confused*

How did that happen?

*walks in*
Excuse me, can someone please direct me to the owner of this establishment?

Why? What do you want with her? :x

*competes with the temple*

I'm here to make sure this place of worship has the proper license, and to get a few forms filled out.

I'm here to make sure this place of worship has the proper license, and to get a few forms filled out.

Sacrifice the beurocrat to the Mods!!!!
Er, sorry. Wrong temple :(

I'm here to make sure this place of worship has the proper license, and to get a few forms filled out.

Sacrifice the beurocrat to the Mods!!!!
Er, sorry. Wrong temple :(
Eh? Where is this other temple? I suppose I'll have to check it next...

*whispers*
this is good, if we can coax him into the other temple, we can sacrifice him then!

*bounds in, tail wagging*
Morning, how is everyone?
TFI Friday!!

Morning Delph!

*joins her in general bounding and tail-wagging*

I'm good. No Pet & Iki today - i think they're off for a dirty weekend somewhere and THIS is the time that the beaurocrats decide to visit.

But we won't let them close us down :x

:shock: Oh no!! Well I'll bite the beaurocrat's bums if they try anything! *snarls viciously*
*forgets about it after seeing Gaspode's tail* *chases after it*

*looks nervous*
Look, I'm just trying to do my job here. A quick check, a few forms... it'll be over in ten minutes!

*chases Delph's tail*

Isn't this fun! :D

*falls down panting* LMAO! It's good to let the corset loose for a while!
*looks over at Uniformed Officials* How can we fill out forms? I'm a wolf, he's a dog... we can't hold a pen...

Yes... but can't you tell me where the owner is?

Nobody owns it.
We are an anarcho - sydicalist commune.

Yes... but can't you tell me where the owner is?

The owner is on holiday. Any questions?

Nobody owns it.
We are an anarcho - sydicalist commune.

You're fooling yourself. we're living in a mod-dominated dictatorship.

Yes... but can't you tell me where the owner is?

The owner is on holiday. Any questions?
When are they expected back?

Monday. You are powerless to act.

I shall return on Monday, then. Thank you, you have been very helpful.

Good bye

*closes the door*

*locks the temple and puts the key under the flowerpot*

[evil quiet laugh]
*takes key*
*makes a copy*
*puts it back, in exactly the same place*

*watchs all this with interest, makes sure no ones about, then, with the aid of a few cronies - gets the key, enters the temple, places the small but most generous gift of C4 (with added working fiddly bits) within* 8)

*flicks the switch, red light comes on, the hoods leg it*

*upon reaching the desired and correct distance they pause, look back, push the button* :twisted:


KERBOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
smash and tinkle tinkle

*chuckles from the assembled mob who brush the dust from their suits as they eyed the rubble*

*Calmly. they walk away*