NationStates Jolt Archive

-Americans are stupid
-English have shitty accents and can't talk
-Canadians have their underwear up too high
-Australians say CRIKEY in every sentence
-Italians are in the mafia busniess and name everyone "Mario"
-Black people are always ganstas
-Texans are gunhappy nuts
-Chinese people are all nerdy
-Asians have small penises
-Blacks have large penises
-Indians are always happy and have weird accents
-Mexicans are destined to be Gardeners
-Colombians all use cocaine
-Japanese all have cell phones, love anime, and use that V-sign every day
-French are cowards
-Germans are racist
-Russians drink vodka with everything. Even with a sandwich
-Muslims are all a member of some radical terrorist organization
-White Christian women are most likely soccer moms
-Black Christian women most likely beat their children for no reason
-Rednecks know how to use a gun by age 4
-Jews are cheap
-Gays are rampant, sex hungry maniacs.
-British people all have bad teeth.
-British people are all sexually repressed.
-British people eat really crappy food......( spotted dick people...c'mon)
-Most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. (haggis)
-All Asians know some form of martial art.
-Gays shift their wieght to their right foot.
-Blacks love taffy.
-Germans make good mix tapes.
-Chinese tend to walk backwards.
-All Italians can read.
-Mongolias are evil.
-Greeks have big, fat weddings.
-Swedes dress like the people from ABBA.
-Nigerians like to shoot each other in never ending civil wars.
-Anarchists throw pipebombs at everything
-Communists all support dictatorships
-White men always prefer women with small butts
-native americans war-whooping and wearing huge feather hats
-Capitalists are pigs
-Australians ride kangaroos
-Australians act like steve f--- erwin
-asians have very quick reflexes
-minorities are stupid
-blacks hate other races
-anyone who espouses philosophy about civil rights is a blithering idiot
-Black people are good at basketball.
-The Irish/Russian/French/German are always drunk
-french smell bad
-english drink tea all the time
-Aside from Mafiosos, Italians can also be Pizza Men or Leaning Tower Makers
-Germans are all psychotic power hungry bastards
-An Asian never leaves home without his or her calculator
-A sober Irishman is quite the rare site
-Phillipinos and Irish breed like rabbits
-Scots are also cheap
-The Irish and Scottish are required to hate the English, and vice versa
-Mexicans are inbornly (probably not a real word?) adept at leaping fences and camoflauge
-The French are all wusses





whew...that's all the one's I'VE heard as well as the MANY all of you have contributed! add more! I'm sure almost everyone can relate to at least ONE in here...

Remember, I do not believe in ANY ONE of these. These are just stereotypes and I think they should be left far away from NS. Unless it's in a lighthearted topic.

Oh, oh! Here's one you don't have. Asians have small penises.

So....

In a lighthearted sense...

If blacks are supposed to have large penises...

and Asians have small penises...

Does that mean that white poeple have perfect penises?



Okay..okay....im sorry..... :oops:

Don't forget, all Jews are cheap!

Heres some you forgot:

Gays are rampant, sex hungry maniacs.

British people all have bad teeth.

British people are all sexually repressed.

british people eat really crappy food......( spotted dick people...c'mon)

Most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. (haggis)

Heres some you forgot:

Gays are rampant, sex hungry maniacs.

British people all have bad teeth.

British people are all sexually repressed.

british people eat really crappy food......( spotted dick people...c'mon)

Most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. (haggis)

All Asians know some form of martial art.

Gays shift their wieght to their right foot.

Blacks love taffy.

Germans make good mix tapes.

Chinese tend to walk backwards.

All Italians can read.

I think insulting people under the name of stereotypes is not plausible.

Mexicans can like their own arses.

Kentucky girls love Dick.

Mongolias are evil.

Greeks have big, fat weddings.

Swedes dress like the people from ABBA.

Nigerians like to shoot each other in never ending civil wars.

This list could go on forever...

Anarchists throw pipebombs at everything

Communists all support dictatorships

White men always prefer women with small butts

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I like big butts!

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What about native americans war-whooping and wearing huge feather hats?

Capitalists are pigs.

-Australians ride kangaroos
-Australians act like steve fucking erwin

*kills*

asians have very quick reflexes

minorities are stupid

blacks hate other races

anyone who espouses philosophy about civil rights is a blithering idiot

Asians are smart.
Black people are good at basketball.
The Irish/Russian/French/German are always drunk.

french smell bad
english drink tea all the time

-Aside from Mafiosos, Italians can also be Pizza Men or Leaning Tower Makers
-Germans are all psychotic power hungry bastards
-An Asian never leaves home without his or her calculator
-A sober Irishman is quite the rare site
-Phillipinos and Irish breed like rabbits
-Scots are also cheap
-The Irish and Scottish are required to hate the English, and vice versa
-Mexicans are inbornly (probably not a real word?) adept at leaping fences and camoflauge
-The French are all wusses

Um... I'm sure I've got plenty more, but that's good for now.

-Americans are stupid
-English have shitty accents and can't talk
-Canadians have their underwear up too high
-Australians say CRIKEY in every sentence
-Italians are in the mafia busniess and name everyone "Mario"
-Black people are always ganstas
-Texans are gunhappy nuts
-Chinese people are all nerdy
-Asians have small penises
-Blacks have large penises
-Indians are always happy and have weird accents
-Mexicans are destined to be Gardeners
-Colombians all use cocaine
-Japanese all have cell phones, love anime, and use that V-sign every day
-French are cowards
-Germans are racist
-Russians drink vodka with everything. Even with a sandwich
-Muslims are all a member of some radical terrorist organization
-White Christian women are most likely soccer moms
-Black Christian women most likely beat their children for no reason
-Rednecks know how to use a gun by age 4
-Jews are cheap

It's like a giant book of facts!

-Americans are stupid

Well, except people like Dennis Kucinich, that does prove true...

-English have shitty accents and can't talk

Yeah, this is a stupid one. I think their accent is nice, in most cases. :)

-Canadians have their underwear up too high

Never heard of this one?!

-Australians say CRIKEY in every sentence

Just like the one where they say Canadians say 'eh' every other word.

-Italians are in the mafia busniess and name everyone "Mario"

Yes, this is wrong.

-Black people are always ganstas

Haven't found too many that aren't.

-Texans are gunhappy nuts

The majority are.

-Chinese people are all nerdy

Agreed. This is wrong.

-Indians are always happy and have weird accents

I like the Indian accent and my Indian friends do seem happy most of the time. :)

-Mexicans are destined to be Gardeners

Illegal border crossers are.

-Colombians all use cocaine

Yeah, this one is wrong.

-Japanese all have cell phones, love anime, and use that V-sign every day

The majority do have cell phones... Don't know about this 'V' sign or anime stuff though.

-French are cowards
-Germans are all racists.
-Russians drink vodka with everything. Even with a sandwich
-Muslims are all a member of some radical terrorist organization
-White Christian women are most likely soccer moms
-Black Christian women most likely beat their children for no reason.
-Rednecks know how to use a gun by age 4

Yeah, these are all stupid.

-Jews are cheap

Now, this one is true.

Well, Al Anbar.

Here's one you've both forgot.

MUSLIMS ARE ALL TERRORISTS!!!

They're out to kill everyone of us, and the only way to stop them is the immediate levelling of Mecca.

-Japanese all have cell phones, love anime, and use that V-sign every day

Cell phones - True, everyone has one
Love anime - false (no one here is anywhere near as obsessed with anime as some of these US kids)
V-sign - true only if there's a photo being taken. If you take a photo of a japanese person, 9 times out of 10 they will make a V-sign. Don't ask me why, I'm that 1 out of 10.

Scots are cheapskates.

Wait, does it have to be untrue to be a stereotype? :P

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The Dutch are greedy :P
And put next to it that a Belgian said it :D

All of those greasy Wops are in the Mafia.

Canadians are freeloaders

Mobsters are in the Mafia.

The english are cheap.
Well, if you are a american watress then you probibly think this is true, but a time is added automaticly in england so they arn't used to tipping.

Christains believe in God.

The English are whingers and drink warm beer.

-Canadians have their underwear up too high

Never heard of this one?!

They don't call 'em 'Mounties' for nothin'.

Belgium is full of child-rapist serial killers who wear human faces as masks.

Wierdest stereotype ever, but my dad insists to this day that Belgians are a bunch of wierdo perverts.

Don't forget, all Jews are cheap!

Tru Dat. I'm Jewish and so cheap, that I wouldn't spend money to save your life.

Yes the mafia thing is a stereotype for us. But it is also a way out if we go bankrupt or something.

- Asians drive slow
- Canadians are slow-witted
- Irish love fighting
- Jews are self-hating
- All people of Spanish origin in Pennsylvania are Puerto Rican

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- Germans and Japanese enjoy porn that consists of making feces on one another

most people say Canadians are notoriously quick witted and known for their comedy, we need to entertain ourselves during the winter.

And the only high underwear wearing people i have seen are teenage girls who have their thongs hanging out of their pants :shock:

most people say Canadians are notoriously quick witted and known for their comedy, we need to entertain ourselves during the winter.

And the only high underwear wearing people i have seen are teenage girls who have their thongs hanging out of their pants :shock:

Do my one piece longjohns count as high underwear?

most people say Canadians are notoriously quick witted and known for their comedy, we need to entertain ourselves during the winter.

And the only high underwear wearing people i have seen are teenage girls who have their thongs hanging out of their pants :shock:

I just love a chick in a nice lace thong.

I don't think anyone said anything about blonde's being dumb.

The Welsh are sheepshaggers. I can't believe you missed that one...

What about any guy with light enough skin to be taken for white who has dreadlocks is automatically assumed to be a tree hugging-hippie-animal rights activist-stoner?

Here's more...

- Canadians all dress in Kenora dinner jackets and walk around saying "eh" all the time
- Americans are all bible-pushing rednecks
- All Greek girls must marry nice Greek boys and have Greek Babies
- Turks must hate the Greeks and vice versa
- All computer nerds are hackers
- Programming students must hate networking students and vice versa

What's a Kenora dinner jacket? I've been to Kenora and never seen one :)
And i really have no idea where that 'eh' thing came from, the Maritimes?

What's a Kenora dinner jacket? I've been to Kenora and never seen one :)
And i really have no idea where that 'eh' thing came from, the Maritimes?

The Kenora dinner jacket is the plaid flannel jacket most of the lumberjacks tend to wear. It was popular for a long time along with jeans and a toque. 'Eh'... I'm nopt really quite sure.

hahaha. Last time i remember the majority of people wearing flannel was back in '94 in the days of grunge.

Here's more...


- All Greek girls must marry nice Greek boys and have Greek Babies
- Turks must hate the Greeks and vice versa


YOU GOT THAT FROM MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING!

The Welsh are sheepshaggers. I can't believe you missed that one...

so are the australians, new zealanders , irish, people from Derbyshire (in england), northeners....

That ones pretty prevalent actually.

What about any guy with light enough skin to be taken for white who has dreadlocks is automatically assumed to be a tree hugging-hippie-animal rights activist-stoner?

Quite agree...like that tree-hugging hippie stoner from the 'carrot' team "stick and carrot" when it was on.

wealthy people did not earn their money

wealthy people plot to take advantage of everyone else

wealthy people drink lots of beer - no wait, that's Irish.

wealthy people did not earn their money

wealthy people plot to take advantage of everyone else

wealthy people drink lots of beer - no wait, that's Irish.

"Work is the curse of the drinking class"- Oscar Wilde

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All women in southeast asia are hookers.

-Americans are stupid
-English have shitty accents and can't talk
-Canadians have their underwear up too high
-Australians say CRIKEY in every sentence
-Italians are in the mafia busniess and name everyone "Mario"
-Black people are always ganstas
-Texans are gunhappy nuts
-Chinese people are all nerdy
-Asians have small penises
-Blacks have large penises
-Indians are always happy and have weird accents
-Mexicans are destined to be Gardeners
-Colombians all use cocaine
-Japanese all have cell phones, love anime, and use that V-sign every day
-French are cowards
-Germans are racist
-Russians drink vodka with everything. Even with a sandwich
-Muslims are all a member of some radical terrorist organization
-White Christian women are most likely soccer moms
-Black Christian women most likely beat their children for no reason
-Rednecks know how to use a gun by age 4
-Jews are cheap

It's like a giant book of facts!

:lol: ...hey! :x

Lesbians want to torture and kill all men.

Colombians all use cocaine

I'd never touch the stuff.....

LSD however.... :shock:

All women in southeast asia are hookers.

Mee so hoooouney, mee soo hoooouney... Me love you long time. You potty?

LOL, true and false, whichever you choose to believe, the list at the beginning of this thread made me laugh... really made my day!

actually to expand on what I said, a more fitting stereotype would be:

"All Colombians know drug dealers."

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What's a Kenora dinner jacket? I've been to Kenora and never seen one :)
And i really have no idea where that 'eh' thing came from, the Maritimes?

The Kenora dinner jacket is the plaid flannel jacket most of the lumberjacks tend to wear. It was popular for a long time along with jeans and a toque. 'Eh'... I'm nopt really quite sure.

The "aye" thing is SOOOOOO TRUE.

and so is ABOOT.