NationStates Jolt Archive

We had a similar poll going 6 months ago and I just wanted to see if the outcome is about the same as then.

Maybe I should have put Afgahnistan and Iran on the poll.

Texas - it shoudl invade itself & implode, then rebuild itself slowly in a more globally friendly image :P

Texas is cool - they have big SUV's and even bigger guns.

NORWAY! Yes! Invade Norway!

down with norway!

They should invade the moon, blow up a couple of strategic craters, run around with guns in extremely slow motion and generally keep themselves occupied and happy as far away as possible from any people that might get hurt.

Those darn people from Norway... doing... uh... things that people from Norway do...

hey hack, want to join the People Against Norway alliance?

hey hack, want to join the People Against Norway alliance?

RAWR!

Those darn people from Norway... doing... uh... things that people from Norway do...

Raping, pillaging, wearing hats with horns, charging an arm and a leg for a beer, that sort of thing...

Texas is cool - they have big SUV's and even bigger guns.SUV's and WMD's, sounds like justification for an invasion to me!

INVADE THE SWISS!!

Bunch of war mongering pacifists......

the people against norway alliance has officially been formed, join now!


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Sign me up. I know that they are up to no good...

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Me too, in the words of the great sage: "Forget Norway!"

(Plus, if we invade, we can steal all their cool Christmas Trees)

Sign me up. I know that they are up to no good...

That is just what BMV would have you believe, the crafty Swede!

INVADE THE SWISS!!

Bunch of war mongering pacifists......

Don't forget about those watches... and the chocolate!

DEAT! NORWAY!

Filthy, subhuman abominations, they are...

Those darn people from Norway... doing... uh... things that people from Norway do...

I'll help you with this one! Lotsss of oil in Norway my precioussss, lotsss. It belongsss to usss...

Sign me up. I know that they are up to no good...

That is just what BMV would have you believe, the crafty Swede!

Noooo... shhh!

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And for crying out loud, don't tell them that Norway is a member of NATO!

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Count me in! Count me in! =D

Here's a thought, why don't they invade no one for a change. Wouldn't that be a breath of fresh air.. and possibly worry about their own country, Gosh knows it could use some attention too! I know.. it all sounds highly idealistic of me now doesn't it.. ;)

Here's a thought, why don't they invade no one for a change. Wouldn't that be a breath of fresh air.. and possibly worry about their own country, Gosh knows it could use some attention too! I know.. it all sounds highly idealistic of me now doesn't it.. ;)

Nah, I still think we should invade Norway.

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Here's a thought, why don't they invade no one for a change. Wouldn't that be a breath of fresh air.. and possibly worry about their own country, Gosh knows it could use some attention too! I know.. it all sounds highly idealistic of me now doesn't it.. ;)

Nah, I still think we should invade Norway.

Seconded!

Here's a thought, why don't they invade no one for a change. Wouldn't that be a breath of fresh air.. and possibly worry about their own country, Gosh knows it could use some attention too! I know.. it all sounds highly idealistic of me now doesn't it.. ;)

Nah, I still think we should invade Norway.

Seconded!

Thirded (is that a word?)

Funny, but the poll says Texas. :mrgreen:

Fourthed!

Funny, but the poll says Texas. :mrgreen:

Bah. Only two things come from Texas...

Woo go Texas

Funny, but the poll says Texas. :mrgreen:

Bah. Only two things come from Texas...

:lol: Yeah, "...and you don't look like a..."

Since the US is only good at invading 3rd world countries, Norway can't come into consideration. North Korea has WMD, so they'd piss their pants there, too. Syria is an option, but this might interfere with Israel's plans. So, yes Texas is likely to be the next target.

:wink:

Funny, but the poll says Texas. :mrgreen:

Bah. Only two things come from Texas...

:lol: Yeah, "...and you don't look like a..."

Well.. they wouldn't have to "invade" Texas they already own it. So, perhaps people do agree with my theory..LOL :P

by our standards norway is a third world country.



Speaker for the P.A.N

by our standards norway is a third world country.

Norway is 4th World! Invade!

*begins to sign up military contributions to the invasion of norway*

We won't invade anyone, and We're just going to sit on the sidelines when Europe or Asia gets hit with it's next wave of terrorism..we won't share intel..we won't share resources and we definitely won't share troops..ok?....What with Germany and France so full of muslims now this should be interesting..and when they cry...."Help..Help!!" as they've done so many times in the past..this time we'll say..."Sorry..you're on your own"..

*begins to sign up military contributions to the invasion of norway*

A BILLYUN KAJILLYUN DOLLERZ!!111!!!

*begins to sign up military contributions to the invasion of norway*

I will throw in 2 el caminos full of red necks with shot guns and a cesna with uzis duct taped to the wings.

economic contributions are also appreciated

Actually...

The most amusing part of this thread is the goofy nonsense vying for time against people wanting a serious discussion. Heh... these are the times I really like this forum.

:shock: W00t?!? Either the debate has swung the poll, or someone is messing around with numbers...

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YAY! GO NORWAY! :lol:

Is the propensity for it's women to be busty blond haired blue eyed women..go figure...other then that..they can keep it.

P.A.N funds.

a billion kajillion dollars

And I donate a bunch of OMG UBARCANNONS!!!!!1111shift+oneoneone!

P.A.N military- a bunch of omg ubarcannons(not sure what model though)

The protestant heathens in Norway shall learn what it means to suffer the WRATH of THE LORD!

The INQUISITION shall punish them for their sins!

For soon, their people, their fields, their cities and their wealth, all of it shall suffer destruction, as it is the WILL of THE LORD, OUR GOD!

And once again, the true faith shall rule over Norway, once the heretic scum has been cleansed out by the purifying flames in which the heathens will perish!

~ Metatron

P.A.N military- a bunch of omg ubarcannons(not sure what model though)

Don't forget my contribution !!!

I will also send 2 bazillion uberstealth ninja samuri robot warriors

Everything is better with ninjas! =D

P.A.N intellectual contributions, one deeply disturbed passage from a warped book

My warriors :

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/kenshin/kenshin0004.gif

Ha, the gigantic, horribly wanky Jovian Forces from Nadesico shall defeat the evil of Norway! And do RP-like things in entirely the wrong forum! Bwa ha ha!

Well.. I don't think you should take out Norway.. the Swedish hate Norway.. since I like people from Norway more then Sweden.. Why not take out Sweden?

Any one for Sweden? hehe

oh how I love being a Pagan..hate disrupting my morning posting though, but the Gods call.

nope, still norway

Well.. I don't think you should take out Norway.. the Swedish hate Norway.. since I like people from Norway more then Sweden.. Why not take out Sweden?

Any one for Sweden? hehe

HEATHEN! We're going to invade Norway! (Sweden isn't even in the poll! ;_;) :lol:

I'm still suspicious to the poll. Where did 25 votes for Norway come from? In just a couple of minutes? Where is that smoking retired fella?

Well.. I don't think you should take out Norway.. the Swedish hate Norway.. since I like people from Norway more then Sweden.. Why not take out Sweden?

Any one for Sweden? hehe

HEATHEN! We're going to invade Norway! (Sweden isn't even in the poll! ;_;) :lol:

Well, you're the most senior mod .. Norway it is! :P

Here's a thought, why don't they invade no one for a change. Wouldn't that be a breath of fresh air.. and possibly worry about their own country, Gosh knows it could use some attention too! I know.. it all sounds highly idealistic of me now doesn't it.. ;)

Now you're just being silly :P

or if you're working....we really need to get you guys another hobby...lol..

I blame the sleep deprivation myself ^_^ I swear, sleep deprivation gets you high or whatever, WITHOUT the use of illegal substances! =p

GO NORWAY!

P.A.N intellectual contributions, one deeply disturbed passage from a warped book

*cough* *Pretends not to have read that line*

Anyway...

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Excerpt from a sermon in Eden, EC

"And just as Sodom and Gomorrha were destroyed for they had angered THE LORD, Norway will fall! Our Inquisitors, holy children of our soil, granted the title of the Seraphim, are already on their way to Norway, to unite with the people that have come together to exterminate the scum, the disease of the mind, that is Norway!

Under the leadership of <Censored>, we shall burn their houses, slaughter their breed, salt their lands, until Norway is finally cleansed from the sin!

For now, and for all eternity, the name of 'Norway' shall be purged from the books, for it is a sinful name! Let it be known, that Norway shall be called the 'Salted lands, where the cleansing fire struck upon the sinners', as a warning for all future generations!"

P.A.N intellectual contributions, one deeply disturbed passage from a warped book

*cough* *Pretends not to have read that line*

Anyway...

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Excerpt from a sermon in Eden, EC

"And just as Sodom and Gomorrha were destroyed for they had angered THE LORD, Norway will fall! Our Inquisitors, holy children of our soil, granted the title of the Seraphim, are already on their way to Norway, to unite with the people that have come together to exterminate the scum, the disease of the mind, that is Norway!

Under the leadership of <Censored>, we shall burn their houses, slaughter their breed, salt their lands, until Norway is finally cleansed from the sin!

For now, and for all eternity, the name of 'Norway' shall be purged from the books, for it is a sinful name! Let it be known, that Norway shall be called the 'Salted lands, where the cleansing fire struck upon the sinners', as a warning for all future generations!"

How about Norway gets laid to burnination and we call it "PWNED" instead? 8)

fine with me

BURNINATION !!!!

http://www.geocities.com/viggler/trogdor3.jpg

How about Norway gets laid to burnination and we call it "PWNED" instead? 8)

Might work, but it doesn´t sound nearly as dramatic.

~ Metatron

*Stephistan watches Reploid Productions PWN Norway* LMAO

Norway has been scheduled for sacrifice over at the magic thread.

BURNINATION !!!!

http://www.geocities.com/viggler/trogdor3.jpg

OMG! Norway is the reason Geocities doesn't allow hotlinking!

Yay! Go Norway! Get invaded! W00t!

Norway has been scheduled for sacrifice over at the magic thread.

Eh, how are you going to sacrifice a country? Humans and animals are pretty clear to me, you just find a good old oak and then you string up the people and the animals. But a country?

NORWAY!
THEY ARE A THREAT TO WORLD PEACE WITH THEIR HYDROELECTRIC POWER AND VIKING LONGBOATS!!!!

we are going to sacrifice every last citizen of norway

Norway has been scheduled for sacrifice over at the magic thread.

Eh, how are you going to sacrifice a country? Humans and animals are pretty clear to me, you just find a good old oak and then you string up the people and the animals. But a country?

You just need a bigger oak...

http://www.michellehansard.com/portfolio/fantasy/misc/tree4.gif

Eh, how are you going to sacrifice a country? Humans and animals are pretty clear to me, you just find a good old oak and then you string up the people and the animals. But a country?

SALT THE SOIL OF THE SINNERS! BURN THEIR HOUSES, SLAUGHTER THEIR PEOPLE, END ALL THAT IS THEIRS!

AND WORSHIP THE LORD FOR HIS GREAT DEEDS, FOR HE SHALL GRANT US VICTORY!

~ Metatron

You have to admit, it`s pretty close to literally sacrificing the country...

I'd like to see them try and invade Britain, it would be funny to watch them fail.

you know not the extent of our POWAHHHH!

Norway has been scheduled for sacrifice over at the magic thread.

Eh, how are you going to sacrifice a country? Humans and animals are pretty clear to me, you just find a good old oak and then you string up the people and the animals. But a country?

You just need a bigger oak...

http://www.michellehansard.com/portfolio/fantasy/misc/tree4.gif

:x I get the stupid red cross. Been looking for a pic myself, but no success so far. :wink:

:x I get the stupid red cross. Been looking for a pic myself, but no success so far. :wink:

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDRArYW0V!cSmKuYE5FP5tizfvJGn92OZLWBb5zYZvDHqWKX4G9HM6DbMnD5hdFihKS9LdOPxLsHY5n7vlyCZgTw!3vC*bg*Tg Y2Exwk24!*YbgLpPaVg/norway%20tree.GIF

Norway has been scheduled for sacrifice over at the magic thread.

Eh, how are you going to sacrifice a country? Humans and animals are pretty clear to me, you just find a good old oak and then you string up the people and the animals. But a country?

You just need a bigger oak...

http://www.michellehansard.com/portfolio/fantasy/misc/tree4.gif

:x I get the stupid red cross. Been looking for a pic myself, but no success so far. :wink:

I blame Norway.

:x I get the stupid red cross. Been looking for a pic myself, but no success so far. :wink:

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDRArYW0V!cSmKuYE5FP5tizfvJGn92OZLWBb5zYZvDHqWKX4G9HM6DbMnD5hdFihKS9LdOPxLsHY5n7vlyCZgTw!3vC*bg*Tg Y2Exwk24!*YbgLpPaVg/norway%20tree.GIF

That's better! :lol:

:x I get the stupid red cross. Been looking for a pic myself, but no success so far. :wink:

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDRArYW0V!cSmKuYE5FP5tizfvJGn92OZLWBb5zYZvDHqWKX4G9HM6DbMnD5hdFihKS9LdOPxLsHY5n7vlyCZgTw!3vC*bg*Tg Y2Exwk24!*YbgLpPaVg/norway%20tree.GIF

LMAO... Yes, I can see the picture...

errr...

HEIL GOD! GOD IS GREAT! He, who is OUR LORD, PUNISHED the sinners, punished Norway, he SMASHED them for what they were, and they were NOTHING in the eyes of THE LORD!

GOD IS GREAT, HEIL GOD!

~ Metatron, on ecstasy, while living out his fascination for genocide and ethnic cleansing

That's better! :lol:

Serves me right for leeching someone else's bandwidth I suppose :(

That's better! :lol:

Serves me right for leeching someone else's bandwidth I suppose :(

Cheap americans probably. :wink: Noticed how big Norway is when straightening it out??

Israel.

WMDs? check
Oppressive regime? check
Violence against citizens? check
International outcry? check
Destabilizing mideast peace? check
Needs new secular government to protect civil rights? check

Our forces are right in the neighborhood, too.

Cheap americans probably. :wink: Noticed how big Norway is when straightening it out??

It is an American! A graphic artist living in Seattle although she is a bank teller by day. :D

Still, bad Eynonistan for deep linking her pics :(

Norway is surprisingly big but unobtrusive allowing it to sneak up on other countries without drawing too much attention.

Norway is surprisingly big but unobtrusive allowing it to sneak up on other countries without drawing too much attention.

I know. :shock: It has almost swallowed Sweden and is making it's way over Finland in order to take on Russia.

But Texas is gaining on Norway, ever so slowly...

I know. :shock: It has almost swallowed Sweden and is making it's way over Finland in order to take on Russia.

Ah, some things never change. Sweden and Finland vs Norway and Denmark ever since the 16th century...

MAY THE NECROWIZARD INVERT AND NECROLIZE YOU UNINVERTED NU METAL POSERS WHO WANT TO INVADE THE BLASPHEMOUS FROSTBITTEN WASTELAND OF NORWAY!

Hail the Necrowizard! Hail Impaled Northern Moonforest!

I'd rather not mess with those Vikings.

They have been kicking my clan's butt for 2,000 years.

I know. :shock: It has almost swallowed Sweden and is making it's way over Finland in order to take on Russia.

Ah, some things never change. Sweden and Finland vs Norway and Denmark ever since the 16th century...

Oh those things have changed. Finland isn't on Sweden's side anymore (or part of Sweden like then), quite on the contrary. They're probably the first in line (together with Norway) to kick Sweden in the butt if an opportunity emerges. Still, Texas is gaining.

Collab, which clan is yours?

Cheap americans probably. :wink: Noticed how big Norway is when straightening it out??

Well, yes, it kinda reminds me of my boyfriends... errr... What about the local sports team?

Nonono!
These are way all too big! :evil:

Let's invade Monaco. (Tiny little country that doesn't really belong on the map. . .)

Or perhaps the Vatican. (Sexist all male "country" that gave us the church ex abuse scandals and lies in the middle of Rome).

Or Andorra. (They spend $5.00 and something odd cents, on armaments, and their defense. . .)

Or perhaps Litchenstein. (They cozy up to those dratted Switzerlandistanis or whatever you cal them)

Or maybe San Marino (What is a country with one town doing in the middle of Italy anywhen? And what kinda dumb name is "San Marino")

Or Palau. (Dratted imperialists on a tiny island who wanted to take over Iraq and oppress its people.)

At any rate, we should invade somehting that can't fight back next time. :twisted: I suppose that that rules out Luxembourg. . .

Those damn Norwegians! Getting...invaded by Nazis in WWII.

"Although I voted to invade Texas, I promise to invade Norway if I'm elected president. I argued for it in the senate, and I will."
-US Presidential Candidate and Massachusetts Junior Senator, John Forbes Kerry, defending his vote to invade Texas after arguing to invade Norway in the senate.

"How can [Kerry] rationalize supporting an invasion of Texas, and then voting against funding in order to divertit to an invasion of Norway?"
-US President George W. Bush II, in reponse to Kerry's promise to invade Norway over his Bush's home country of Texas

we should obviously invade france! havnt anyone figured that out yet?

Seriously, Syria and its vassal-state Lebanon next. Terrorist havens, easy to take out.

we should obviously invade france! havnt anyone figured that out yet?
What, the country of Napoleon? :shock:

From Frankish times onwards, they managed to drive out all invaders except Prussia and Hitler.

Unless we can enlist the Germans, we'd be doomed.

Shall we invade North Korea? Maybe it'll cause rapid global political destabilization along the way . . . well that'd be good news to NS anarchists.

we should obviously invade france! havnt anyone figured that out yet?
What, the country of Napoleon? :shock:

From Frankish times onwards, they managed to drive out all invaders except Prussia and Hitler.

Unless we can enlist the Germans, we'd be doomed.

What about Russia & the Continental Alliance?

Collab, which clan is yours?

MacNaughton/MacNaill

Situated on Loch Awe (sea access in the south), between Campbell and MacDonald. When they weren't after each other, and trampling us on the way, we were all getting stomped by those yellowhairs in their longboats.

I say North Korea....although I know how dangerous that could be.

I say North Korea....although I know how dangerous that could be.

NORWAY!

NORWAY

What country should the US invade next?

North Korea 9% [ 10 ]
Norway 38% [ 42 ]
Syria 6% [ 7 ]
Texas 45% [ 49 ]


Pwned!

Definitely Norway. I mean, Lego[1] came from Denmark, so Denmark is obviously on the side of the angels, and have you looked at a map or globe lately?

Norway is trying to eat Denmark! It's as plain as the nose on your face. Those inscrutable Viking terrorists are using their geography as a weapon to bite, crunch, and consume Legoland.

[1] Actually this raises a serious issue, one to which the Commander in Chief and his Rumsfeld have lately insisted the CIA dedicate all their resources. George Bush has lately come to be of the belief that Lego is actually a sinister ploy by the North Koreans to get millions of Westerners to welcome small yellow people into their homes. Mr Bush further asserts that Legoland is actually the worst kind of military dictatorship- offenders against the edicts issued from the Lego Police Station can have their heads, hands, or legs removed without trial, their homes dismantled and used as components in a Really Big Spaceship, or, worst of all, be sent to Fabuland. Should these suspicions be confirmed, Denmark will be regarded as a terrorist collaborator, Legoland will be bombed to bricks, and Norway's geographical and tectonic agressiveness will be regarded as right-thinking defence policy.

Forget declaring wars on countries. Thats a thing of the past. We need to declare war on a certain *type* of people, like maybe... Mormons. Besides, they are trying to take over the world, and won't even admit it. GET EM!

Well, Norway has, er, Fish of Mass Destruction, you see.

Well, Norway has, er, Fish of Mass Destruction, you see.

FMDs they must be stopped !!!

Don't forget the new evidence which has recently surfaced regarding Osama bin Laden's secret training camp in Valhalla.
It's now increasingly likely that, rather than simply sharing compatible goals, al Qaeda and the Viking Liberation Front have pooled their resources and aims and become indistinguishable from each other. In fact, Coalition Military Strategists say that it's become difficult to tell the difference between, say, Norway and Iraq.

Independent pundits have responded to this last point with the observation "Well, that explains a lot."

What about Russia & the Continental Alliance?
Good point, I forgot about the CA. Recall that Austria rolled, Britain was unable to do anything, and Russia was at best able to kick the French out of the Motherland. It took Prussia joining in and the southern Germans revolting in order to defeat Napoleon. My arguement still stands: you need the Germans to have any hope of successfully invading France.

I wanna join P.A.N!!!!

I will happily donate:

3 camels,
a bag of sand,
a button,
some money form a foreign country.

Oh and 43 Gazzilion Million ÚBERN00KS!!!!!!111111222211, Model 4.

I vote to invade Norway and make its females into naked coffee servants for PAN members....

Can't we all just get along?

Well, looks like Texas. How about executing Texan traitors in government like ... :P

Why do you all hate me so? :cry:

Why do you all hate me so? :cry:

Your longboats pillaged our villages, your men with cowhorns on their helmets sexually invaded our women (hopefully not with the cowhorns), and your main exports are Christmas trees and dentists. The latter, and arguably the former, are usually vicious sadists with no regard for human life.

:wink:

Invade Texas and kill all of them red neck fascists!
Go yanks and kill the confederates! Go, Go, Go

Definitely Norway. I mean, Lego[1] came from Denmark, so Denmark is obviously on the side of the angels, and have you looked at a map or globe lately?

Norway is trying to eat Denmark! It's as plain as the nose on your face. Those inscrutable Viking terrorists are using their geography as a weapon to bite, crunch, and consume Legoland.

[1] Actually this raises a serious issue, one to which the Commander in Chief and his Rumsfeld have lately insisted the CIA dedicate all their resources. George Bush has lately come to be of the belief that Lego is actually a sinister ploy by the North Koreans to get millions of Westerners to welcome small yellow people into their homes. Mr Bush further asserts that Legoland is actually the worst kind of military dictatorship- offenders against the edicts issued from the Lego Police Station can have their heads, hands, or legs removed without trial, their homes dismantled and used as components in a Really Big Spaceship, or, worst of all, be sent to Fabuland. Should these suspicions be confirmed, Denmark will be regarded as a terrorist collaborator, Legoland will be bombed to bricks, and Norway's geographical and tectonic agressiveness will be regarded as right-thinking defence policy.

Very good! :lol:

But since when did the danish vikings side with the angels? When they launched Lego? I think you need to dig deeper to see the thruth...

Invade Strongbadia!

Seriously, Syria and its vassal-state Lebanon next. Terrorist havens, easy to take out.

Seriously, the US and its vassal-state the UK next. Terrorist havens, easy to take out.

Noth Korea 10% [ 14 ]
Norway 34% [ 46 ]
Syria 7% [ 10 ]
Texas 47% [ 63 ]


Texas is winning... :mrgreen:

Oh man, I must say this poll is blashphomey since it doesn't have an option for Canada.

Another thing, I'd like to see you try. We set up a great defense down here in Texas, and we'd inflict MASSIVE casualties on an invading army. Every hear the phrase "don't mess with Texas"?

Yes, you'd all be screwed. So I voted North Korea. Although the Koreas should unite, while Norway, Sweden, and Finland should unite.

Ha, the gigantic, horribly wanky Jovian Forces from Nadesico shall defeat the evil of Norway! And do RP-like things in entirely the wrong forum! Bwa ha ha!

Yeah, Nadesico rocks.

Well, looks like Texas. How about executing Texan traitors in government like ... :P

Texan traitors? How about we start with the one in the White House if this happens? :D

Where is the option for Spain?

i love hearing americans brag about texas, its just so funny

Where is the option for Spain?

No, it must be Canada. Maple aggression and imperialism MUST be stopped. The oppressed peoples of the Yukon must be freed from their Maple oppressors.

i love hearing americans brag about texas, its just so funny

Texas is great man.

SPAIN !!!!!

texas is an overinflated gasbag

texas is an overinflated gasbag

DIE!

texas is an overinflated gasbag


Its better than Spain.

Why not Luxembourg? What the hell do they do there anyway? :?

Don't mess with Texas.

still thinks texas is an overinflated gasbag

Why not Luxembourg? What the hell do they do there anyway? :?

Hm, I did once come up with an attempted strategy for conquering Luxembourg with the forces of a small science-fiction society... I still maintain it could have worked, if we'd been able to sabotage the 'phone system properly.

On the other hand... conquer Texas? Why?[1] Just put a big wall around it and try to forget about it instead. :lol:

[1] Exports of Texas: a) Oil. It's high time we stopped being dependent upon rotting slime that's running out anyway.
b)Cattle. The bipedal ones we don't need, the quadrapedal ones people eat too much of anyway, so we'll just leave them to the aliens.
c)George W. Bush. OK, we'll toss him back inside before the wall goes up. Actually, a bonus, Texas can keep Governor Arnie as well.

c)George W. Bush. OK, we'll toss him back inside before the wall goes up. Actually, a bonus, Texas can keep Governor Arnie as well.

I'll kick his ass back out.

Why Norway?

down with Norway... sign me up

INVADE Hawaii, they already think they are their own nation hehe... " oh bra... you like snake my wave bra. shoots cous you like scrap?"

Why not Luxembourg? What the hell do they do there anyway? :?

Ooohh, good idea! What they do? They sell extremely cheap gas for truckers there. Truckers from all over Europe stop in Luxemburg to fill their trucks. They must have a lot of oil in Luxemburg! :wink:

..we won't share intel..
Thank god. I can breath easier now.

Those darn people from Norway... doing... uh... things that people from Norway do...

charging an arm and a leg for a beer
Thats a good reason. The US must liberate the opressed drinkers of Norway. :lol:

charging an arm and a leg for a beer
Thats a good reason. The US must liberate the opressed drinkers of Norway. :lol:

Actually, that is a good reason. Ship in some moonshine to begin with... :wink:

I say England!

It's time to teach those people how to speak! :lol:

I say England!

It's time to teach those people how to speak! :lol:

I say the rest of the world should teach everyone in america (except new york) how to speak. Damn Hillbillys.

I say England!

It's time to teach those people how to speak! :lol:

I say the rest of the world should teach everyone in america (except new york) how to speak. Damn Hillbillys.

Hey, I am, like, TOTALLY not a hillbilly! Like, y'know? I'm from, like, the Valley, which is, like, so TOTALLY, like, cool! :wink:

And no, for those of you who have seen the movie "Clueless", 'Valley girls' do NOT talk like that!

Blame Canada!!!

The US should invade Texas. It has oil. :P

The US should invade Texas. It has oil. :P

True that. If there is any left. What will Texas do after the last gallon of oil is pumped up? Sell Pollution? I mean, the sun is no good energy source if you can't see it? :wink:

Texas still leading. After that kick all Texans of the US government :P

Liberals and Foreigners of course vote Texas, so throw those votes out. Norway wins, down with Socialism!

Liberals and Foreigners of course vote Texas, so throw those votes out. Norway wins, down with Socialism!

Hehe, the consevatives would rather get rid of the evil socialist regime in Norway than the ones in North Korea and Syria you mean? Hmm, makes sense...

How 'bout a Hat Trick? The US and the Coalition can invade Syria, North Korea, and Norway all at once! That way we wipe out a Communist Regime, a Ba'ath Regime, and a Socialist Regime, all at the same time!

Damn right! 8)

-Emperor Jim.

Oops, Norway is actually IN the Coalition. :oops:

Replace Norway with Iran, and we're good to go.

I say England!

It's time to teach those people how to speak! :lol:
I say attack america. Tach them how to speak. (Americans just can't speak normally.)
Or Washington. The white house. Get rid of a mad dictator with WMD's. Like off 2DTV

I say attack america. Tach them how to speak. (Americans just can't speak normally.)
Or Washington. The white house. Get rid of a mad dictator with WMD's. Like off 2DTV

I say attack The Honourable people of Aust, a Psychotic Dictatorship. "Tach" them how to spell. :P

I say attack america. Tach them how to speak. (Americans just can't speak normally.)
Or Washington. The white house. Get rid of a mad dictator with WMD's. Like off 2DTV

I say attack The Honourable people of Aust, a Psychotic Dictatorship. "Tach" them how to spell. :P
So, it dosn't exist in real life. It's called dislexia mate. It's gentic. I think it's a bit unfair to declare war on someone for something they have NO CONTROL ABOT

So, it dosn't exist in real life. It's called dislexia mate. It's gentic. I think it's a bit unfair to declare war on someone for something they have NO CONTROL ABOT

Is hypocrasy genetic, too? Calling the US a "mad dictatorship" when your country is a "psychotic dictatorship"?

Anyway, learn to spell. Dyslexia makes you get letters backward, not leave them out entirley. So use more logic and do something ABOT the spelling. :lol:

Is hypocrasy genetic, too? Calling the US a "mad dictatorship" when your country is a "psychotic dictatorship"?

Anyway, learn to spell. Dyslexia makes you get letters backward, not leave them out entirley. So use more logic and do something ABOT the spelling. :lol:

Take some of your own advice mate, it's spelt "hypocrisy". :roll:

Is hypocrasy genetic, too? Calling the US a "mad dictatorship" when your country is a "psychotic dictatorship"?

Anyway, learn to spell. Dyslexia makes you get letters backward, not leave them out entirley. So use more logic and do something ABOT the spelling. :lol:

Take some of your own advice mate, it's spelt "hypocrisy". :roll:

Nice one.

Cheers Sate.. 8)

Norway: We need to secure Narvik for our shipments of Swedish Ore posthaste!

itself of course
starting with the crooks and thugs we've got running the executive department

=^^=
.../\...

I think Denmark, for nother reason other than George Bush seems be attempting a war with a speak 'n' spell


(eg Afganistan, Bagdhad, Columbia)

Norway is one of the most militarity advanced nations in the world.

More funding than the UK. (Not difficult)

More discipline than the spams. (Not difficult)

More allies than the whole coalition. (Alas, not difficult)


Regards,

The New Empire

Come liberate Iceland, things here are bloody awful! All liberal shite and no guns! And our beer tastes european...Not like American REAL brands!

Save us!

INVADE THE SWISS!!

Bunch of war mongering pacifists......

Don't forget about those watches... and the chocolate!

WHAT ABOUT THOSE DAMN CUCKOO-CUCKOO CLOCKS! TAUNTING ME AT ALL HOURS!


:shock:

Sweet ol' texas, your size can't save ye now! :lol:

Here's a thought, why don't they invade no one for a change. Wouldn't that be a breath of fresh air.. and possibly worry about their own country, Gosh knows it could use some attention too! I know.. it all sounds highly idealistic of me now doesn't it.. ;)
NAW! Nobody could be distracted by that for long. Then we'd start outsourcing our politicians jobs too! Then, then, we might become like . . . GASP pseudo intellectual AMERO-TRASH!

:shock:

Why don't we go invade some international pariah? :P
You can take that one of two ways
That is to say, I live in the United states, and one can check out my pretitle.

Not reallySeriously, I say that we invade Andorra. It's the only country in the world that borders both France and Spain, so it'll be like invading two members of Old Europe at once. Plus it "spend less than $5.00 on armaments and the rest on cakes and pies" so it'll be easy to invade and we get free desert. :twisted:

I think we should invade Canada. No it's not a joke. (sort of)

1)It is close and a surprise attack will overpower and take them without too many civilian/soldier deaths. Logistics wont be as expensive.

2)They have lots of oil and natural resources to exploit without obstruction.

3)Their people are few and very westernized and relatively well off so assimilating them culturally and economically will be easy. Annexation will be permanent. Also their people are soft and used to peace so there wont be too much violent resistence. Also we can use divide and conquer with their french/english speakers.

4)It will actually benefit them as we take them off their socialistic ways.

5)Our land area rivals Russia overnight. It will be the greatest thing we've done since the Lousiana purchase and American-Mexican war.

6)It will show the world that we're still mean mathafackas with nerves.

The only real problem is what happens if a NATO country attacks a NATO country?

I think we should invade Canada. No it's not a joke. (sort of)

1)It is close and a surprise attack will overpower and take them without too many civilian/soldier deaths. Logistics wont be as expensive.

2)They have lots of oil and natural resources to exploit without obstruction.

3)Their people are few and very westernized and relatively well off so assimilating them culturally and economically will be easy. Annexation will be permanent. Also their people are soft and used to peace so there wont be too much violent resistence. Also we can use divide and conquer with their french/english speakers.

4)It will actually benefit them as we take them off their socialistic ways.

5)Our land area rivals Russia overnight. It will be the greatest thing we've done since the Lousiana purchase and American-Mexican war.

6)It will show the world that we're still mean mathafackas with nerves.

The only real problem is what happens if a NATO country attacks a NATO country?
Um... the world would instantly unite against us? We may be the strongest, but we still can't defeat the entire world at once. All they'd have to do is block shipping, and our stores would be empty in weeks....

I think we should invade Canada. No it's not a joke. (sort of)

1)It is close and a surprise attack will overpower and take them without too many civilian/soldier deaths. Logistics wont be as expensive.

2)They have lots of oil and natural resources to exploit without obstruction.

3)Their people are few and very westernized and relatively well off so assimilating them culturally and economically will be easy. Annexation will be permanent. Also their people are soft and used to peace so there wont be too much violent resistence. Also we can use divide and conquer with their french/english speakers.

4)It will actually benefit them as we take them off their socialistic ways.

5)Our land area rivals Russia overnight. It will be the greatest thing we've done since the Lousiana purchase and American-Mexican war.

6)It will show the world that we're still mean mathafackas with nerves.

The only real problem is what happens if a NATO country attacks a NATO country?

Steph is going to see this and rip you a new asshole. But it will sure be funny to have her get all worked up about how Canada is a world power.

I picked North Korea, but if I had my choice, the US would invade Saudi Arabia.

That's the problem, world uniting against us thing. But then again we are a NATO country so can other NATO countries attack us due to attack on a NATO country?

1)We will veto any UN condemnation against us or any UN sanctions against us.

2)China and Russia wont attack us over Canada especially if we give them Taiwan and Georgia/Kazachstan to freely attack. They have the real power to destroy us physically. Israel wont do anything if we let them do anything they want to palestinians. France/Germany/England wont face nuclear extermination over it ither.

3)Economically we can hold out far longer without trade with Europe than they can. We'll also plunder Canada financially and for resources.

4)We'll say that Canada is the last country we invade and that it is our birthright. That it is our destiny to reunify the english speaking peoples in North America. Europe will buy that after a few decades and start trading with us again. :D

I think we should invade Canada. No it's not a joke. (sort of)

1)It is close and a surprise attack will overpower and take them without too many civilian/soldier deaths. Logistics wont be as expensive.

2)They have lots of oil and natural resources to exploit without obstruction.

3)Their people are few and very westernized and relatively well off so assimilating them culturally and economically will be easy. Annexation will be permanent. Also their people are soft and used to peace so there wont be too much violent resistence. Also we can use divide and conquer with their french/english speakers.

4)It will actually benefit them as we take them off their socialistic ways.

5)Our land area rivals Russia overnight. It will be the greatest thing we've done since the Lousiana purchase and American-Mexican war.

6)It will show the world that we're still mean mathafackas with nerves.

The only real problem is what happens if a NATO country attacks a NATO country?

I love the way you think. When I am Supreme Allied Commander of the Reformed American Alliance you will be in my staff.

Come liberate Iceland, things here are bloody awful! All liberal shite and no guns! And our beer tastes european...Not like American REAL brands!

Save us!

You promise not to deploy your fleet and defend yourselves?

Come liberate Iceland, things here are bloody awful! All liberal shite and no guns! And our beer tastes european...Not like American REAL brands!

Save us!

You promise not to deploy your fleet and defend yourselves?

We don't have a fleet, but we have some pretty mean coastguards :lol:

(well, they did defeat the British Navy, not once but three times)

Come liberate Iceland, things here are bloody awful! All liberal shite and no guns! And our beer tastes european...Not like American REAL brands!

Save us!

You promise not to deploy your fleet and defend yourselves?

We don't have a fleet, but we have some pretty mean coastguards :lol:

(well, they did defeat the British Navy, not once but three times)

Three times?!? I've heard (and been impressed as well) about one time. That must be a mean ship! :wink:

Texas still leading. After that kick all Texans of the US government :P

You are on to something there, everytime we have a Texan for president they start a war somewhere. The two Bushes, Lyndon Baines Johnson two Republicans and one Democrat - It's not about which party is in power, it's just TEXAS!

:shock:

Come liberate Iceland, things here are bloody awful! All liberal shite and no guns! And our beer tastes european...Not like American REAL brands!

Save us!

You promise not to deploy your fleet and defend yourselves?

We don't have a fleet, but we have some pretty mean coastguards :lol:

(well, they did defeat the British Navy, not once but three times)

Three times?!? I've heard (and been impressed as well) about one time. That must be a mean ship! :wink:

The 12 mile dispute, the 50 mile dispute and the 200 mile dispute.
We kicked ass... :D Mean ship indeed.

ships...*Shakes head*

ships...*Shakes head*

ooops *accidentally drops dictionary, it falls open on a page which defines the word "irony"*

I picked North Korea, but if I had my choice, the US would invade Saudi Arabia.
Erm, you are aware that this is a joke thread? :?

I picked North Korea, but if I had my choice, the US would invade Saudi Arabia.
Erm, you are aware that this is a joke thread? :?

Perhaps NA was joking? And really wants to invade France?

The French are dying off anyway, their country will be divided between England, Germany, Italy and Spain within 100 years.

I just had to pick Texas.

I just had to pick Texas.

You're not alone...

Noth Korea 16% [ 36 ]
Norway 25% [ 56 ]
Syria 7% [ 16 ]
Texas 50% [ 109 ]


Syria looks like the safest place to be... :D

Right, I declare Texas the winner with Norway as first looser.

The positive thing about invading Texas? Well, logistics for one. Also, the opressed texans would probably welcome the liberators without too much riots. Not too many interpreters would be needed I guess.

On the negative side: They're all armed and itching to use their firepower judging from the most famous now living texan. There are most likely nukes in Texas and probably other WMD as well. I wonder if they would use it? :wink: