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Don't be shy.

:oops: SHY!!!!!

I hide it from my girlfriend, but she doesn't need to know :D

Jim

I hide it from my girlfriend, but she doesn't need to know :D

Jim

I do now!!! :) :twisted:

I hide it from my girlfriend, but she doesn't need to know :D

Jim

I do now!!! :) :twisted:

I never did anything.

Jim :lol:

I hide it from my girlfriend, but she doesn't need to know :D

Jim

I do now!!! :) :twisted:

OWN3D

I keep my stack of porn on the dinning table and thereby available to all guests, and this includes my elderly grandmother!! :) No need to be selfish now is there? ;)

I hide it from my girlfriend, but she doesn't need to know :D

Jim

I do now!!! :) :twisted:

OWN3D

Funny

Jim

The problem with porn is that it is undervalued.
There should be more of it!
Perhaps there should be a section in the lending library.

they would have to be covered in plastic

All you people who look at it in internet cafes know that its illegal to...

homo-eroticize in public, right?

Do I what?

A) I know how to hide things.

B) I don't read porn anymore. I hid my magazines too well. I can't find them.

I used to look at it in the Korean internet cafe I used to frequent. I'd have to do it late at night when I could see where other people were. When it came to dirty stories however, I'd read them all the time. Most Koreans can't read English. 8)

A quote from teh Master Lapse:
id rather be doing it than looking at it 8)

A quote from teh Master Lapse:
id rather be doing it than looking at it 8)

Sure, and thats why you are online reading... ;)

A quote from teh Master Lapse:
id rather be doing it than looking at it 8)

Sure, and thats why you are online reading... ;)

well... you can keep at it all the time...

A quote from teh Master Lapse:
id rather be doing it than looking at it 8)

Sure, and thats why you are online reading... ;)

well... you can keep at it all the time...

No, I can't :cry:

*thinks is funny typo*

:D I love porn!!!

i'll put it this way:

i don't think it's anything to be ashaimed or embaressed about
(if and when it's any good)

except that most of what's legal is just over hyped economic
exploitation and not really worth looking at

and i damd sure wouldn't pay the kind of money they want for it

actualy erotic writing is better most of the time
and no one has to be exploited to create it

but even there you run into this so called 'family' prejudice
and the whole crappy negative impact the pseudo moral are having
on every aspect of life

eroticism is of course an 'extreme' context, but far from
a unique one.

with the threat of repercussions for expressing erotic affection
naturaly and inevitably aggressiveness is on the rise and
with it crime rates, and the
desicration of the quality of every aspect of experiential existence

i don't mean that porn has to be some kind of sacred cow or holy grail
but i do think the forces arrayed against it are having exactly the
opposite effect of what they claim to be their purpose and intention

=^^=
.../\...

I was in Stockholm and I watched the free videopreviews in a library-with sound on. When you don't have anything better to do, you just have to create public disgust. 8)

A quote from teh Master Lapse:
id rather be doing it than looking at it 8)

Sure, and thats why you are online reading... ;)

well... you can keep at it all the time...

No, I can't :cry:

*thinks is funny typo*

damn, where the fuck did the 'T' key go :P

especially lesbo porn

i'll put it this way:

i don't think it's anything to be ashaimed or embaressed about
(if and when it's any good)

except that most of what's legal is just over hyped economic
exploitation and not really worth looking at

and i damd sure wouldn't pay the kind of money they want for it

actualy erotic writing is better most of the time
and no one has to be exploited to create it

but even there you run into this so called 'family' prejudice
and the whole crappy negative impact the pseudo moral are having
on every aspect of life

eroticism is of course an 'extreme' context, but far from
a unique one.

with the threat of repercussions for expressing erotic affection
naturaly and inevitably aggressiveness is on the rise and
with it crime rates, and the
desicration of the quality of every aspect of experiential existence

i don't mean that porn has to be some kind of sacred cow or holy grail
but i do think the forces arrayed against it are having exactly the
opposite effect of what they claim to be their purpose and intention

=^^=
.../\...

Yeah, what Carlemnaria said :D

especially lesbo porn
Oh yeah!!! :twisted:

Every Saturday morning at the record store, 'skirt man' would come in. He would wear an ill-fitting undershirt and a short, I mean short, skirt. Not a tight one, just a short one. He would read the disturbing porn, the porn I actually have a bit of a problem with, Barely Legal, Finally Legal and such. When his skirt, er, started to lift he would leave the store.

Then there was 'indian corn', named that because that's what his/her teeth looked like (dude looked like a lady) who would take a grab bag of porn, sit in the classical aisle (cause no one went there, except me unfortunetely) and masturbate.

Then theres working at movie theaters. Regular ones mind you. Where people would masturbate to 101 Dalmations (live action).

So...

I'm a scruffy. I have long hair, long 'stache, long beard (goat). I also had a girlfriend who wanted to go into lingerie stores (tasteful ones, but...) I just couldn't do it. (sad. she broke up with me. not because of that, mostly cause I'm kinda an insensitive ass) I just couldn't shake the notion that even though I'm clearly not as batshit as the afore mentioned instances, there might be someone who looks like me that is legend in that store.

And in all honesty, porn is really for alone time, if you know what I mean....

He would read the disturbing porn, the porn I actually have a bit of a problem with, Barely Legal, Finally Legal and such.

What's wrong with watching 18 year olds get nailed? Most people have gotten laid before that anyways, they're done puberty and able to consent...

My wife's cool with me looking at online porn; trouble is I'm embarrassed to have most of it on my screen cuz it's usually so dumb looking. The worst thing about free internet porn is that you have to wade through so much unappealing crap in order to find just one or two things that are actually *erotic*! :x

My girlfriend and I often look at it together, and I'm certainly not ashamed of the fact that I look at it, but I don't view it on public access computers because I think that's just rude. I also don't often use public access computers, so it's rarely an issue.

I always f*ck with my friend's laptops and computers... I find the most disgusting picture I can.. and then I save it as the back ground and screen saver and then I protect them with passwords

porn is for people who arent getting any.

A dictionary is for people who can't spell.

Burnt! But ya, even i admit to it, and im a chick, and i had a boyfriend, and i was getting some..so there :P

porn is for people who arent getting any.

How then do you explain the large number of people (even married like me) who are "getting plenty" and yet still enjoy looking at porn besides?

The point is, looking at porn and having real-life sex are two completely different things - so you're comparing apples and oranges. One does not look at porn as a subtitute for sex, nor give up porn just because one has access to real sex.

lot of Freeway porn Lately :P

I love the porn.

porn is for people who arent getting any.

LOL...too true... thats why we males have girlfriends :lol: :oops: :D

So is the porn you look at while you have a girlfriend any different to the stuff you wank to when you don't have a girlfriend?

Porn is a sin.

So, where's the option for "I don't use porn because I'm not interested/think it's disgusting/have better things to take up my time/don't need it to get off/have a better option in my house"

My reasons of those I listed would be not interested, think it's digusting, and don't need it.

The problem with porn is that it is undervalued.
There should be more of it!
Perhaps there should be a section in the lending library.
yep! Right next to the childrens books.

I saw someone looking at porn on a computer at a public library. Funny stuff.

Oh, and the best pornos are the ones made in the 70s. They are so funny!

A dictionary is for people who can't spell.

Most people are too lazy. I can't BELIEVE the percentage of my classmates who don't bother to use spellcheck though. Not that I mind editing, it's just that they all use Word to type, so why not check it before printing? It takes about 3 times as long to edit by hand as to spellcheck on a computer. Talk about wasted time.

Options 3 and 4 are the honest choices for people who don't like porn. You should have checked one of those.

Porn isn't something one "needs" or doesn't "need" any more than any other kind of entertainment is. Whether one likes it or not is just a matter of personal interest, not something to be judged by holier-than-thou types.

Asking this is like asking if you masterbate openly. OMG! Some people like their privacy!

Options 3 and 4 are the honest choices for people who don't like porn. You

That's just insulting. I'm not ashamed of being human. Anybody ever tried masturbating with Carmex before? Not that I expect anyone to answer that, but my point is, I'm not uptight, I'm not ashamed, I'm just not interested.

Whether one likes it or not is just a matter of personal interest,

Which is what I'm saying, and that's the reason you should have another option, because this delegates a large percentage of people to either lying completely or lying about their reasons. I don't have anything against porn or those who partake of it, as long as it's produced in an ethical manner, but with your seeming point of view I do have to call you a pervert. I don't care if you advocate porn, but if you uphold that everyone likes it naturally, well then screw you.

By "openly" do you mean like taking it out of the brown paper bag?

No!

*smiles with smug virtue*

WHERE DO YOU THINK I GET MY JOLLIES FROM? SMITING ISN'T AS FUN AS IT MAY SEEM.

Asking this is like asking if you masterbate openly. OMG! Some people like their privacy!

The beauty is, you don't have to answer.

:lol:O! O!! O!!! O!!! The Humanity!!!!!!! Ah!!

Do you openly look at p0rn?

Uh, of course...

Ah Pornography.....

The best tension reliever ever made....

Ah Pornography.....

The best tension reliever ever made....

If pornography relieves sexual frustration, why aren't cookbooks given to the hungry?

Ah Pornography.....

The best tension reliever ever made....

If pornography relieves sexual frustration, why aren't cookbooks given to the hungry?

I think he's talkin' about regular tension (hard day at work, pun possibly intended), not sexual frustration.

Ah Pornography.....

The best tension reliever ever made....

If pornography relieves sexual frustration, why aren't cookbooks given to the hungry?

becuase no matter how much you touch yourself while looking at it..you'll always be hungry afterwards.....

Because no matter how much you touch yourself while looking at it..you'll always be hungry afterwards.....

So much for philosophical irony...

Because no matter how much you touch yourself while looking at it..you'll always be hungry afterwards.....

So much for philosophical irony...

I much prefer thought provoking sarcasm.

mm. porn gets boring though. i read a something awful story once in which a guy starts seeing "a girl being hoof-fucked by a gazelle after a blood transfusion" as totally boring and mundane. so true.

porn is for people who arent getting any.

try telling that to my boyfriend :).

to answer the main question, i am not ashamed or embarassed that i watch and own porn, but i don't watch porn in public because i feel that's rude...i don't see any point in making other people needlessly uncomfortable, especially since it is far more comfortable for me to *ahem* have quality time when i'm at my own place.

LOL and what makes you think people would actually tell the truth? :)

LOL and what makes you think people would actually tell the truth? :)

why would people lie about a topic like this? especially over the internet, where nobody knows who you really are?

LOL and what makes you think people would actually tell the truth? :)

why would people lie about a topic like this? especially over the internet, where nobody knows who you really are?

you are so blissfully ignorant...your IP reveals at least your approximate region and (at least with my ISP) tells the city you live in

LOL and what makes you think people would actually tell the truth? :)

why would people lie about a topic like this? especially over the internet, where nobody knows who you really are?

you are so blissfully ignorant...your IP reveals at least your approximate region and (at least with my ISP) tells the city you live in
and you're so charmingly illiterate. i never said people couldn't track down the computer you are posting from, i said they wouldn't know who you really are. how many people on an internet forum would bother to track down your home city, even if they knew how to do it? of course the internet isn't entirely annonymous, but people aren't going to know YOU the person, they aren't going to see you on the street and go, "Ooh, that's the perve who said he reads porno!!"

read more carefully, you're an embarassment to yourself otherwise.

So, where's the option for "I don't use porn because I'm not interested/think it's disgusting/have better things to take up my time/don't need it to get off/have a better option in my house"

My reasons of those I listed would be not interested, think it's digusting, and don't need it.

I agree that there should have been a fifth choice, but worded as:

"I don't view porn because it has no personal appeal to me"

Full stop, nothing more added. A straightforward and inoffensive statement, no? :)

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Nothing wrong with porn unless it's paedophile. I look at porn and most of it looks like something from a butchers shop. When I see real erotica, I enjoy it, I'm a normal man (and married). Most of the great art collections in the world have erotica. Anyway, if a person looks at porn and can relieve him or her self from sexual frustration, that can only be good for them and possibly for society. I do have one proviso with 'normal' porn. It does tend to affirm in the mind (especially of weaker people) that women are lesser human beings and that their main function is to supply sex to men.

Not intentionally (do annoying Japanese pop up ads count?)

There was no option on the poll for 'Nope. It just doesn't interest me'

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Nothing wrong with porn unless it's paedophile. I look at porn and most of it looks like something from a butchers shop. When I see real erotica, I enjoy it, I'm a normal man (and married). Most of the great art collections in the world have erotica. Anyway, if a person looks at porn and can relieve him or her self from sexual frustration, that can only be good for them and possibly for society. I do have one proviso with 'normal' porn. It does tend to affirm in the mind (especially of weaker people) that women are lesser human beings and that their main function is to supply sex to men.

That's assuming it's porn aimed at straight men. There is some that's aimed at straight women (though not much), gay men or gay women though maybe that doesn't fit your definition of 'normal' porn.

I regularly look at porn on the internet :D

As a result though, my home computer is so infected with stuff that has downloaded itself that it now barely works :(

My mother and father have been happily married for about thirty years, and it's only been a few days since they decided that my father was going to move out.

I am a thirteen year old girl, and I had arrived home from school one day about a month ago, to see what my father had left on the computer screen when my mother was not at home.
He'd been taking pictures of his penis and sending it to various women.
In his email inbox, all his emails were porn, either of him, or pictures that other women had sent to him. He had also left an instant message conversation in which he was talking to an anonymous woman, asking her to "come round" and "sit on [his] face", and she was offering him blow jobs etc.

For a couple of days I kept this from my mother, as I realized that it would destroy, or at least seriously affect their marriage. But I realized that he was still doing it, so I had to tell my mother. I found the whole thing funny, in a way. But it really hurt when I had to tell my mother. She cried.
Now their relationship is over.

My point is, I think that, although pornography is completely normal and fine, in some cases it may lead to other things such as adultery. My father said that it had started with porn, then it had lead to other things and slowly gotten more serious over time.

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LOL and what makes you think people would actually tell the truth? :)

why would people lie about a topic like this? especially over the internet, where nobody knows who you really are?

you are so blissfully ignorant...your IP reveals at least your approximate region and (at least with my ISP) tells the city you live in
and you're so charmingly illiterate. i never said people couldn't track down the computer you are posting from, i said they wouldn't know who you really are. how many people on an internet forum would bother to track down your home city, even if they knew how to do it? of course the internet isn't entirely annonymous, but people aren't going to know YOU the person, they aren't going to see you on the street and go, "Ooh, that's the perve who said he reads porno!!"

read more carefully, you're an embarassment to yourself otherwise.

I'm currently posting from a terminal at the gippsland campus of Monash University. From that information only, who am I?

*proves Bottle right*

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How about looking at porn on a digital phone? Does that count for anything?

How about looking at porn on a digital phone? Does that count for anything?

Are you young people actually doing that nowadays? It would make for interesting conversations on the bus or in church..."Excuse me but I couldn't help but notice - how do you suppose that enormous...managed to fit into that tiny..." :shock:

This topic still going O_o