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The squirells are going to take over the world. They only seem stupid, but they know all. You know how they bury nuts and forget about them? Well they mean to! They are actually miniature bombs! They are going to take over the world in 2007! All humaqns will be killed! We're all going to die! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

stop spaming idk what the heck everyones problem is but all you are doing is making the sire slower so stop it tis stupid!

Hmm,

Nomally I'd come up with a witty retort to this thread, but, today, suffering another flu like attack, an interesting array of medications and quite frankly, a short temper due to my current state, I'll just cut to the chase.

Freek'in wack job idiot.

THE EARTH IS FULL, PLEASE GOME HOME.

- The Rep of Komokom.

Suggestion: the dafter the joke, the more deadpan you have to play it. That means, no all caps, no emoticons and no exclamation marks. You have to take away the urgency. You increase the chances of it being funny that way. Bear it in mind.

No, you fools! This man speaks the truth!

TRUTH (http://www.usd.edu/~burlache/squirrels/)

Not this thread again. Go away. :wink:

- The Rep of Komokom.

You don't understand! You will die in ignorance if you do not resist the squirrels! Stand and fight for the good of men! Support the Squirrels, The Real Threat resolution! Here (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/74117/page=UN_proposal/start=55)

Who moved this? I admit that putting this in general will get more people to see it, but this is a legitimate issue to present before the UN! Just as legitimate, at least, as some of the other madness out there!

Squirrels, The Real Threat
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.
Category: International Security
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Quarka
Description: For the last hundred years man has focused on lower primates in the search for intelligence among animals. A great deal has been made of gorrillas and chimps that can supposedly sign. Studies have been conducted on chimp tool usage and social/sexual relationships in lower primate communities. Man has even fantasized that some day lower primates might overthrow humanity (Planet of the Apes), but while man has focused on monkeys in some arrogant preoccupation with our origins the real threat has been ignored.
But to claim that the real threat has been ignored is to paint to generous a picture. Man's greatest rival has been laying in wait. Their numbers multiply as they feed upon the wealth of our civilization. They eagerly await our faltering or for the inevitable evolutionary jumps that will send them souring to world control with us as the rodent to be poisoned, trapped, and hunted. It sounds far fetched, but this is the vision that is present in the mind of every Squirrel.

This is why we must declare war on squirrels. A pre-emptive war on squirrels will make the world a safer place.

That is all.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 153 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Tue Mar 30 2004

i gotta endorse that resolution :D

Thank you! Every vote counts to save the world from domination by squirrel-kind and their rodent-kin! Vote for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness!

no, it's the penguins you gotta look out for...

www.thepenguinconspiracy.com

The squirells are going to take over the world. They only seem stupid, but they know all. You know how they bury nuts and forget about them? Well they mean to! They are actually miniature bombs! They are going to take over the world in 2007! All humaqns will be killed! We're all going to die! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

WHAT'S PABLO BEEN DOING NOW? WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO USE THE PLAGUE?

yes, God! Squirrel Plague now!!!!!! (eh, plague to kill squirrels, not a plague of squirrels.)

Pah! Penguins are nothing to me! Just do a search on "squirrels are evil" and you shall find hundreds of sites devoted to the overthrow of squirrelkind!

http://www.usd.edu/~burlache/squirrels/ TRUTH!!!!

teh skwerels si evil!!1111

wei musk call one teh mity
Big Hair r00stt3r!
to protek us!111
http://www.okeeferanch.bc.ca/images/rooster.jpg
Halp us Big Hair r00st3r!!11

teh skwerels si evil!!1111

wei musk call one teh mity
Big Hair r00stt3r!
to protek us!111
http://www.okeeferanch.bc.ca/images/rooster.jpg
Halp us Big Hair r00st3r!!11Loop, on a serious note, please get started on The Blue Viper's flag. Please? *puppy-dog eyes*

Im currently on flag making Hiatus, I got hired to do the graphics for a new MMORPG coming out in about 8 months.

I will try to do your for ya tomorrow though K.

Both of you! Back on topic! Anyway, the squirrels are a threat. Anyone seen that Geico commercial? The one where the squirrels run the car off the road? THE SQUIRRELS STAGED, RECORDED IT AND SOLD THE FOOTAGE TO GEICO!!!!!

And another thing, a vote in the poll for chipmunks is the same as a vote for squirrels-chipmunks are the tunnel rats of squirrel forces, the sappers, if you will.

uh... BUMP and more than 100 posts!

The Squirrel is truly nature's greatest predator. Small, agile, bushy tailed evil bastards they are. When you see one in front of you, you stop and you both stare in each other's eyes...and that's when the two raptors, err, squirrels swoop in from either side! They leap upon you, nibbling away until theres nothing left! They can attack from the trees, from the ground, there is no where to hide. Great big pointy teeth they have, and they can store flesh in food pockets for later. Have you ever been bitten by a squirrel? It really, really hurts. Fear the squirrels....

Is there a full moon out tonight?

Yes! Spazz knows the truth! Become UN delegate, Spazz, and vote for the Squirrel Resolution!

I don't think there is a full moon, but thank God there isn't one, for the squirrel's infernal powers wax with the moon.

NO CHICKENS WILL TAKE OVER THEW WORLD!!!!!!! :wink: Just kidding.

Pablos not going to like this.

Jim

* Glances over thread...

Well, it seems the crazies have already taken over the world. So squirrels would probably be a nice change...

- The Rep of Komokom.

Yes, I'm perfectly happy for squirrels to take over the world. They are both cute and sensible, and never complain. ^_^

Do you believe me?
Yes! They are going to take over!
38% [ 15 ]
Yes...well, maybe...
5% [ 2 ]
No! You're a genuine freak!
38% [ 15 ]
No! It's those chipmunks!! They're coming!!!!
17% [ 7 ]

Total Votes : 39

Wow... "Yes, they are going to take over!" and "No, you're a genuine freak!" are neck and neck. That's it, i've lost all hope for humanity.

-Emperor Jim.

ahahahahahaha. they're already so dead in Hong Kong. No chance of that over here...

the chance that more crazies taking over the world in 2007, however, would be 101%...

if some other species wants to take over
they can't possibly do worse then the rightwing sickoes we've got running things now!

personaly i'm rooting for the were-mustalids myself

though kryptofellidea alensis lananara is of course my home team

=^^=
.../\...

stop spaming idk what the heck everyones problem is but all you are doing is making the sire slower so stop it tis stupid!Nothing worse than a slow sire.

This looks like a job for ---
http://www.forty-two.nl/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/10001/normal_supercureuil.jpg

It's a liberal conspiracy

It's a liberal conspiracy

For you, what ISN'T a liberal conspircay?!

It's a liberal conspiracy

For you, what ISN'T a liberal conspircay?!

The war on Iraq

It's a liberal conspiracy

For you, what ISN'T a liberal conspircay?!

The war on Iraq

Of course ;) I should have thought of that.

It's a liberal conspiracy

For you, what ISN'T a liberal conspircay?!

The war on Iraq

Of course ;) I should have thought of that.

Of course liberal Fascists don't think...

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SQANA24XW4WyOP*Rw91ikLV!UjS490UpZImQIzAynwcYRt*QN1Nlg6pzL67LFslz6i1x*Rmap4YoVug0Ltd5wKz*ryd3YNjCv*G Y7PZiCUQ97ROGPsPavw/squirrelanim.gif

Bloody squirrels!

If people don't realize what's going on...The human race will be doomed. We must kill all squirells! We must rebel! Before it's too late! :(

Damn squirrels! Running around and hiding their nuts..

On my fortioune cookie it says:

"Beware of the Tabacoo moon, for it shall give rise to the chipmunk and destroy the tattered remains of Santa's 18th raindeer"

oh, and the squirrels arn't the problem, it's the Pinguens.

The penguins are the Navy. The squirells are the head of the operation.

gad, and people where complaing about bringing my thread back...

:oops: Why don't you beleieve me! If you don't it will be the end of the human race.

You fools, there is no hope, we cannot stand against an enemy so great. The world will grey and darken, it will be snuffed out like an ember in evening wind, and doom will come over man, cold and creeping doom.

There is no hope, we must side with them, we must join them.

There is no hope.

*misses Pablo :( *

http://images.allposters.com/images/ric/2300-8315_a.jpg

The squirrels ate my babies!

http://images.allposters.com/images/ric/2300-8315_a.jpg

The squirrels ate my babies!

who the hell is pablo?

who the hell is pablo?

Pablo the Squirrel was the funniest poster ever.

Intelligent, risque, charming, outrageous. His OOC encounter with Beeker was an all-time classic.

Have another old-timer tell you the rest; I've got to go ff and mourn :cry:

:? Squirellsare not cool. They are evil. And we CAN take them out! We have to. Kill any squirell you see.

http://images.allposters.com/images/ric/2300-8315_a.jpg

The squirrels ate my babies!

That is only a taste of what is to come! :cry:

why is this a thread?

Well, it'll only SAVE THE WORLD YOU RETARDED FOOL! :tantrum:

Mwahahahaha!!! As they say, if you can't beat them, join them. Come to The Forest, it's the only way to survive! :twisted:

I'm tired of bullshit like this, so just shut the fuck up, ok mate.

Mwahahahaha!!! As they say, if you can't beat them, join them. Come to The Forest, it's the only way to survive! :twisted:

What the Hell...? :roll:

Jackasses

I wonder where Pablo is.

:lol:

Jim

It's rats you have to worry about ... they're getting cleverer
http://images5.fotki.com/v67/photos/2/28241/786204/Risk-vi.jpg

:) Actually I believe they are a lower form of squirrel. They are in training.

What the hell? This thread is STILL alive?

what is wrong with squirrels?


:twisted: Blake :twisted:

Squirrels start at least 70% of forest fires.
Yes, they are going to take over :!: :!: :!: people we must rise up

No!! you people don't understand :cry: :tantrum: :cry:

Squirrels start at least 70% of forest fires.
Yes, they are going to take over:!: :!: :!: people we must rise up and stop them!!
"Over the cities they shall fly, like the phoenix that cannot die and like the phoenix they shall scour. All the countries shall be be scorched and lorn. The countries will rise once more, they try to bring peace to this world only through war." :!: :shock: :!:

Omigod you're George Dubya, aren't you?

I know of something called a squirrel, but no squirells.

Some people on here are insane.
Squirrels are not going to take over. :roll:

Some people on here are insane.
Squirrels are not going to take over. :roll:

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!

I said it once, I shall say it again--squirrels are perilous! I have shown you the proof before... why does nobody listen?

http://anikari.zioncreation.com/look.JPG

Yes, and any thought about those penguins are *not* lies. I found out that that is the squirrels navy. Watch out people.

There's always a lot of squirrels around the country I live in; it's like they all breed here or something. :?

There's always a lot of squirrels around the country I live in; it's like they all breed here or something. :?I know exactly what you mean. In fact, where I live there is always this one spot where there are at least ten squirrels almost...talking with each other. And I'm not lying.

This is a plea for everyone to just let stoopid threads die.slowly.
and painfully. Squirrels taking over the world.....honestly.
..........Mind you,they always go about in gangs don't they?
even if you only see one,you look again,and theres a few more hiding in the trees. And they're always chewing on nuts.....or are they? Maybe they're talking into small 2-way-radios.....yeah....reporting on our activities...lying in the cut......just biding their time........yeah.....
Well,I'm on to you guys!.......You hear? Burying nuts? Burying weapons & creating ammo dumps more like.....Yeah ....And escape tunnels,too no doubt,just like 'Nam!
I'm gonna get the Dept. of Defence onto this
Frank White,
President,
Peoples Republic Of Luckdonia

I got the impression that this thread was kept alive by a bunch of muppet nations from Crazy Goats.

Is this correct, CG?

OOC:I can only speak for my nation.It is not a muppet nation (shouldn't this be puppet nation,Or was that a deliberate mistake?) It is not affiliated with That nation in any way.

*The hustle & bustle of a Press conference.Frank White,The President of Luckdonia,steps to the podium.A smattering of applause.*
'Thank you.Ladies & gentlemen,Excuse my mood,but this is a matter of extreme urgency,
so i would like to get straight to the point.The recent squirrel debacle has taken a surprise turn.Despite recent attempts by the media to play down this threat,we have come into posession of new information which we think demonstrates squirrels represent a Clear & Present Danger to not just Luckdonia,but all Nations who wish Humans to remain at the top of the food chain. To explain further,I would now like to hand over to
Commander Vincent Vega.....'
*A well-built Commander in full Military dress steps to the podium and nods to the crowd*
'Ladies & Gentlemen of the press;' *clears throat*
'A few hours ago,our Dept. of Military intelligence received confirmed reports from a reliable source that squirrels have active terrorist cells in several Nations.We have reports that they have developed Weapons Of Mass Destruction,specifically nerve agents & have recently acquired weapons grade Plutonium.They could,in theory,have Warheads battle-ready & launched within 45 minutes. *Gasps from audience* The battle lines have been drawn.
Luckdonia Civil Defence will be amassing a small task force to protect our nation & asking other nations for help.As we are a young nation,We would appreciate a larger Nation taking up this cause.We will offer whatever assistance is necessary.'
'Other Nations have made it clear that they believe this threat is real (See vote results at last count) The president has already imposed a bill rationing nuts & banning their export.We suggest other Nations do the same.You are either with us or against us.Thank you'
*He steps down.The president returns to the podium.The room is now bustling with chatter*
'Please,no questions right now.This is an ongoing situation and my assistance is needed.'
*He retires to his office,where his Secretary of State,Tiffany Mynx,is sitting on his desk in a powder blue lounge suit,smoking a joint*
Tiffany:Take a hit of this *passes joint*
Frank: Thanks....mmm..You think they bought it?
Tiffany:Hell yeah.
Frank: They had better.I got an election coming up next month.
Tiffany:Nothing like a good old war to up the popularity stakes,huh?
Frank:You said it,babe

*BUMP* only 3 days old...

I am not a puppet of Crazy Goats, btw. I was shown the truth about squirrels by a very good friend of mine (who is not crazy goats either). TRUTH! LONG LIVE THE TRUTH! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

I don't haveany puppet nations.

You may be right on the radios, but why would they bury them?

The Pinguins just took over the American Midwest. The Proves it, the Pinguins are more deadly then the squirrels!

I told you, but did anyone listen? No. You all had your heads up yur collective asses, talking about squirrels! Now its too late. I hope your happy living under Pinguin dominionation, because its only a matter of-
*has mind control things placed on him*

We are the Pinguins. Resistance is futile

Pablo was a great squirrel

Chickens will rule the world. You just wait. I'll be their commander. :twisted: :shock: :shock:

The Pinguins just took over the American Midwest. The Proves it, the Pinguins are more deadly then the squirrels!

I told you, but did anyone listen? No. You all had your heads up yur collective asses, talking about squirrels! Now its too late. I hope your happy living under Pinguin dominionation, because its only a matter of-
*has mind control things placed on him*

We are the Pinguins. Resistance is futile
Whats a Pinguin?
Is it like a Penguin? :?

Whats a Pinguin?
Is it like a Penguin? :?

please don't insult my inability to spell

:? Don't you know? The penguins have an alliance. They will both rule the world!

As far as the chickens go, see a psychiatrist.

well, at least i will have graduated by the time they take over. always a plus.

i can beat the squirrels down with a big fat diploma.
toushee!

(spelling..?)

No body can take out the squirrels!!!!!!!!!!!
Anarchic Squirrels 4

I liked Pablo :cry:

Damn chipmunks.

I liked Pablo :cry:

OMG! We all loved Pablo. I miss him. :cry:

I liked Pablo :cry:

OMG! We all loved Pablo. I miss him. :cry:

I miss him so much... and those threads he would make with beeker, the picture ones... oh they were so funny.

man, those two guys were incredible... they are missed.

Whats a Pinguin?
Is it like a Penguin? :?

please don't insult my inability to spell
Hey,some people invent their own animals you know?
esp. national animals,I was just checking
Be cool 8)

you have invoked against the squirrelly wrath which will destroy you!!

You're right there's not much I can do because no one believes me. :cry:
I wonder if there will be any forewarning before the end...

You will be surrounded by nuts

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/35/35432/folders/92355/728053bazooka.jpg

Damn squirrels. OMG! THeir in the air vents!! GOd help us all!

control the nuts control the squirrels!!!

You're right there's not much I can do because no one believes me. :cry:
I wonder if there will be any forewarning before the end...

I believe you Crazy Goats! Never give up the fight!

Join the SDI! (http://anikari.zioncreation.com/cons.htm)

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Squirrels, chipmunks, penguins, chickens, we can survive all these. It's the sloths we need to worry about.
They look like they're just hanging there and moving very slowly, but who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of sloths?
The Shadow knows, but he's retired, so he appointed those giant tortoises to protect us.
GIANT TORTOISES RULE!

P.S. My national animal is the squirrel! :wink:

Squirrels, chipmunks, penguins, chickens, we can survive all these. It's the sloths we need to worry about.
They look like they're just hanging there and moving very slowly, but who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of sloths?
The Shadow knows, but he's retired, so he appointed those giant tortoises to protect us.
GIANT TORTOISES RULE!

P.S. My national animal is the squirrel! :wink:

NO! Don't listen to this lunatic! He is a squirrel, an agent trying to distract us from the real threat! Squirrels are the imminent threat; we must stop them. Crazy Goats and I have shown you the truth; how will you act on it?
Will YOU take the blue pill... or the red pill?

The grey squirrel population should be locked up, and forced to share a prison with Martha Stewart for their genocidal treatment of the red squirrel population.
Ethnic cleansing before the term became known.

Yet people wish to defend these creatures? Shame on you.

The grey squirrel population should be locked up, and forced to share a prison with Martha Stewart for their genocidal treatment of the red squirrel population.
Ethnic cleansing before the term became known.

Yet people wish to defend these creatures? Shame on you.

If they were locked up wuth Martha Stewert there would no longer BE a Martha Stewert.

You're right there's not much I can do because no one believes me. :cry:
I wonder if there will be any forewarning before the end...

I believe you Crazy Goats! Never give up the fight!

Join the SDI! (http://anikari.zioncreation.com/cons.htm)

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Join now or forever hold the peices of your blown-up self together.

You're right there's not much I can do because no one believes me. :cry:
I wonder if there will be any forewarning before the end...

I believe you Crazy Goats! Never give up the fight!

Join the SDI! (http://anikari.zioncreation.com/cons.htm)

This message brought to you by the SDIA. Remember, squirrels are fiends, not friends.
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Join now or forever hold the peices of your blown-up self together!

I still don't get who Pablo is...

Squirrels aren't so bad!
They're so cute and fluffy, they carefully store food for the winter, the grey vs. red squirrel thing is purely an internal squirrel affair, and should not be our concern.
Would it be so bad if the squirrels, and their faithful servants the penguins, took over? We'd ALL have enough nuts for wintertime then! Of course, if you really want to see those diabolical sloths take over, then continue your anti-squirrel rhetoric. Whatever happens, the giant tortoises will see that justice is done.
GIANT TORTOISES ARE SO COOL!

Squirrels aren't so bad!
They're so cute and fluffy, they carefully store food for the winter, the grey vs. red squirrel thing is purely an internal squirrel affair, and should not be our concern.
Would it be so bad if the squirrels, and their faithful servants the penguins, took over? We'd ALL have enough nuts for wintertime then! Of course, if you really want to see those diabolical sloths take over, then continue your anti-squirrel rhetoric. Whatever happens, the giant tortoises will see that justice is done.
GIANT TORTOISES ARE SO COOL!

A. They are not storing food. THEY ARE PLANTING BOMBS!
B. The gry vs. red squirrels if a hoax. It's to throw us off track.
C. They just have an alliance with the penguins as they do with the birds. (as Hitchcock tried to tel us)
D. The sloths are harmless (I studied them)
E. The tortoises are too slow to do a thing.

Er, Crazy Goats?
You might want to look out your window...

http://www.sancarlosvet.com/Humor/animal_rebellion2.jpg

I think we should kill the manatees.

*Pulls out granade* You can say gooodbye to THAT squirrel.

And yes, we should kill them. We should kill all animals that do not ally themselves with us.

You're not the only one with a grenade, Goatsie.
http://www.sancarlosvet.com/Humor/animal_rebellion8.jpg

And manatees? They're too dumb to bother making an effort to kill, they do fine killing themselves off. It's like, oh look, here comes a human boat, with its whirling propellor. I know! I'll swim under it and get my head ripped off by the blades!
It's the same story with hedgehogs and roads.

Hedgehogs and roads? Nah. More like raccons and roads. I guess it depends on where you live. :lol:

And what's that little bomb going to do? Blast a hole in my shoe? :roll:

And what's that little bomb going to do? Blast a hole in my shoe? :roll:

Hey, you're the one who's convinced they're far more advanced than they let on to be.

Very true, it's probbly advanced technology. But they normaly bury the nuts in numbers...

Evil squirrels shal soon be the last of your worries.

*gets out road kill cannon* :twisted:

Squirrels aren't so bad!
They're so cute and fluffy, they carefully store food for the winter, the grey vs. red squirrel thing is purely an internal squirrel affair, and should not be our concern.
Would it be so bad if the squirrels, and their faithful servants the penguins, took over? We'd ALL have enough nuts for wintertime then! Of course, if you really want to see those diabolical sloths take over, then continue your anti-squirrel rhetoric. Whatever happens, the giant tortoises will see that justice is done.
GIANT TORTOISES ARE SO COOL!

A. They are not storing food. THEY ARE PLANTING BOMBS!
B. The gry vs. red squirrels if a hoax. It's to throw us off track.
C. They just have an alliance with the penguins as they do with the birds. (as Hitchcock tried to tel us)
D. The sloths are harmless (I studied them)
E. The tortoises are too slow to do a thing.

A., B., C. Your red-herring squirrel-baiting is only lulling the world into a false sense of security. The sloths are nearly ready!
D. Your pro-sloth propaganda is fooling nobody, Crazy Goats! So, you admit you studied the hated sloths. Got too close to your subject matter, did you? Fell in love with the evil you were 'studying'? I've seen it too many times to be surprised, but it still gives me a stab in the heart every time those sloths trick another innocent dupe into becoming part of their wicked plans!
E. Speed is not the primary weapon of the tortoise (obviously!), but if you think I'm revealing their hidden powers to you so you can inform your sloth masters, you've got another thing coming, mister!

I was wondering where this thread was! Lost it after the Jolt-age.

BUMP

I say we use genetically enginered sheep the size of camper vans to eat them all then the whole world can feast on mutton.... Uh oh the orderlies