NationStates Jolt Archive


The pornography of the new millenium

Tumaniaa
08-03-2004, 20:18
The pervert of the new millenium doesn't sit around watching videos of whips, spankings and chains anymore...Oh no, he has wild fantasies about girls getting their cars stuck in mud and doing all the wrong things, getting their shoes muddy, cursing, being all frustrated when their cell phone turns out to be out of range...
There are actually sites that sell videos of girls acting all vulnerable and "dumb blonde" as they pretend that their cars are stuck in the mud.
I don't know about you people, but I find this even more creepy than all this s&m spanking...

http://www.mmm-server2.com/peugeot-stuck011.jpg

http://www.mmm-server2.com/carstuckgirls_vid005_008.jpg

http://www.mmm-server2.com/carstuckgirls_vid001_013.jpg

http://www.mmm-server2.com/carstuckgirls_vid001_024.jpg
08-03-2004, 20:22
I don't see how we can sit idle when this perverted trash is piling up!!11one one

This IS creepy.
Tactical Grace
08-03-2004, 20:22
Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
Tumaniaa
08-03-2004, 20:29
Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?

no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
08-03-2004, 20:38
WOW THERE----careful this thread doesn't get blocked due to all the porn!!!!
Tactical Grace
08-03-2004, 20:44
Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
:shock: Oh.

People get off on that?

Is there any niche porn market which has not yet been tapped?
Letila
08-03-2004, 21:15
Now I've seen everything.

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Tumaniaa
08-03-2004, 23:33
Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
:shock: Oh.

People get off on that?

Is there any niche porn market which has not yet been tapped?

I wonder if there are videos of men getting their cars stuck...
09-03-2004, 00:29
:shock: WOW!!! :shock:
Thats so freaking HOOOOOoooot......
09-03-2004, 00:39
saw this a while ago, I think it was a SA link of the day. Very odd, but not the oddest internet fetish yet I don't think.
Letila
09-03-2004, 01:15
There are weirder ones? :shock:


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I like big butts!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo3/terrapvlchra/images/steatopygia.jpg
09-03-2004, 01:20
ye be fibbin to me matey, that be no porn
Tumaniaa
09-03-2004, 02:53
There are weirder ones? :shock:


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"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality."
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo3/terrapvlchra/images/steatopygia.jpg

Yeah, some people find ancient cave-paintings sexy, can you believe that?
Liberal Monsters
09-03-2004, 03:17
Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
:shock: Oh.

People get off on that?

Is there any niche porn market which has not yet been tapped?

No matter how sick twisted or just plain wierd you fetish is, there is a magazine and a web site for it........
Odracir
09-03-2004, 03:29
lol modalert modalert. We got porn over here. lol I can't believe people find that hot.
Xenophobialand
09-03-2004, 03:31
Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
:shock: Oh.

People get off on that?

Is there any niche porn market which has not yet been tapped?

No matter how sick twisted or just plain wierd you fetish is, there is a magazine and a web site for it........

Hmm. If that is the case, then I propose that we help create and popularize a fetish based on slightly nebbish young males who like to read philosophy and spend inordinant amount of time on their computer. I am heretofore to be known as the Johnny Wadd of this site. . . :wink:
Tumaniaa
09-03-2004, 03:49
Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
:shock: Oh.

People get off on that?

Is there any niche porn market which has not yet been tapped?

No matter how sick twisted or just plain wierd you fetish is, there is a magazine and a web site for it........

Hmm. If that is the case, then I propose that we help create and popularize a fetish based on slightly nebbish young males who like to read philosophy and spend inordinant amount of time on their computer. I am heretofore to be known as the Johnny Wadd of this site. . . :wink:

I'll bet you a billion cookies that the only people who'd visit that site would be very strange gay men in their 40's(the type that stares at people in coffeeshops)
Tumaniaa
09-03-2004, 03:49
Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
:shock: Oh.

People get off on that?

Is there any niche porn market which has not yet been tapped?

No matter how sick twisted or just plain wierd you fetish is, there is a magazine and a web site for it........

Hmm. If that is the case, then I propose that we help create and popularize a fetish based on slightly nebbish young males who like to read philosophy and spend inordinant amount of time on their computer. I am heretofore to be known as the Johnny Wadd of this site. . . :wink:

I'll bet you a billion cookies that the only people who'd visit that site would be very strange gay men in their 40's(the type that stares at people in coffeeshops)
Mezzaluna
09-03-2004, 04:09
Hmm. If that is the case, then I propose that we help create and popularize a fetish based on slightly nebbish young males who like to read philosophy and spend inordinant amount of time on their computer. I am heretofore to be known as the Johnny Wadd of this site. . . :wink:

I'll bet you a billion cookies that the only people who'd visit that site would be very strange gay men in their 40's(the type that stares at people in coffeeshops)

Hey! :evil:

Oh, all right. You caught me...

*Goes back to leering at coffee drinkers, a la Aqualung.*
NuMetal
09-03-2004, 04:17
This qualifies as porn? :?
Letila
09-03-2004, 04:19
Yeah, some people find ancient cave-paintings sexy, can you believe that?

They are quite wise. :D


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"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality."
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo3/terrapvlchra/images/steatopygia.jpg
Tactical Grace
09-03-2004, 04:20
This qualifies as porn? :?
Apparently so. :? I am still unconvinced, but you never know with some people.
Liberal Monsters
09-03-2004, 04:21
Oh, all right. You caught me...

*Goes back to leering at coffee drinkers, a la Aqualung.*

But do you have bad intent ??? ( I feel so old.....)
Tactical Grace
09-03-2004, 04:21
Yeah, some people find ancient cave-paintings sexy, can you believe that?
They are quite wise. :D
They are quite weird.
NuMetal
09-03-2004, 04:22
Strange. Very, very strange. :?
Oh well
FMP
09-03-2004, 04:30
if this is what we consider porn then that just showes us how screwd up the world actuly is

god help us all
Letila
09-03-2004, 04:41
if this is what we consider porn then that just showes us how screwd up the world actuly is

You won't get any disagreement from me.


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"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality."
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo3/terrapvlchra/images/steatopygia.jpg
Tumaniaa
09-03-2004, 08:30
if this is what we consider porn then that just showes us how screwd up the world actuly is

god help us all

Pornography is alot of things...In my opinion pornography isn't only nudity and humping, it's all material that is made to arouse people... Soap-Operas are porn (though not the kind that melts the brains of children).

Oh...and let's not forget about the countless "Klingon warrior babes" websites out there :lol:
Tumaniaa
09-03-2004, 11:26
*bumpy*
Norse Lands
09-03-2004, 11:39
Hang on, is this supposed to be the same girl in the same situation for all the pictures, In picture 1 she is stuckd in grass and mud, but in picture three she is in snow.
Tumaniaa
09-03-2004, 11:42
Hang on, is this supposed to be the same girl in the same situation for all the pictures, In picture 1 she is stuckd in grass and mud, but in picture three she is in snow.

No no...it's not supposed to be the same girl...just a bunch of random pic's from a "girls getting their cars stuck" website.
Norse Lands
09-03-2004, 11:43
Hang on, is this supposed to be the same girl in the same situation for all the pictures, In picture 1 she is stuckd in grass and mud, but in picture three she is in snow.

No no...it's not supposed to be the same girl...just a bunch of random pic's from a "girls getting their cars stuck" website.

Fair enough, just thought I'd raise that issue. Hmmm, I don't however think this quite classifies as pornography though.
Imperial Forces
09-03-2004, 11:44
HOW SICK! Omg, so hot...*drools* HOW ON EARTH COULD ANYONE LIKE THAT CRAP?! Oh yeah, yeah, work it TURLY DISTURBING *Phants*
09-03-2004, 11:46
Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?

I think I seen that movie....um, I mean yes this type of thing I wrong. Very wrong.....

But really come on that is harmless, I mean there are a lot worse things that the wierdos look at. I mean just take the amount of people downloading pictures of children, that is much much MUCH worse.
Tumaniaa
09-03-2004, 11:47
Hang on, is this supposed to be the same girl in the same situation for all the pictures, In picture 1 she is stuckd in grass and mud, but in picture three she is in snow.

No no...it's not supposed to be the same girl...just a bunch of random pic's from a "girls getting their cars stuck" website.

Fair enough, just thought I'd raise that issue. Hmmm, I don't however think this quite classifies as pornography though.

Why not? Does there have to be nudity for it to be porn?

Pornography:
# Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.
09-03-2004, 11:48
:lol:

Hrrmm, I mean, OUTLAW! Clearly this is disgusting! I don't want MY children to watch any porn where no one gets any. What will they think?
Tumaniaa
09-03-2004, 11:53
:lol:

Hrrmm, I mean, OUTLAW! Clearly this is disgusting! I don't want MY children to watch any porn where no one gets any. What will they think?

If&when I have children, I shall shield their eyes whenever we drive past a girl having car trouble...
I don't want them to be exposed to this kind of filth! :lol:
Armacor
09-03-2004, 12:05
noticing that she drives in heels... no wonder there are problems :-)
Tumaniaa
09-03-2004, 12:42
Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?

I think I seen that movie....um, I mean yes this type of thing I wrong. Very wrong.....

But really come on that is harmless, I mean there are a lot worse things that the wierdos look at. I mean just take the amount of people downloading pictures of children, that is much much MUCH worse.

That's what makes it so unusual
I wasn't saying it was "bad"...
The Brotherhood of Nod
09-03-2004, 15:15
Hang on, is this supposed to be the same girl in the same situation for all the pictures, In picture 1 she is stuckd in grass and mud, but in picture three she is in snow.

No no...it's not supposed to be the same girl...just a bunch of random pic's from a "girls getting their cars stuck" website.

Fair enough, just thought I'd raise that issue. Hmmm, I don't however think this quite classifies as pornography though.

Why not? Does there have to be nudity for it to be porn?

Pornography:
# Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.

You're almost contradicting yourself here. An image can hardly be "sexually explicit" without nudity.
Letila
10-03-2004, 00:30
If&when I have children, I shall shield their eyes whenever we drive past a girl having car trouble...
I don't want them to be exposed to this kind of filth!

So will I! The whips and spanking and stuff pale in comparision!


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"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality."
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo3/terrapvlchra/images/steatopygia.jpg
Garaj Mahal
04-04-2004, 01:21
I wonder if this kind of thing isn't like "foreplay-to-rape". The whole point seems to be to show a trapped woman who has lost her mobility, power and independence - which is what rapists would fantasize about I guess.

The interesting thing is that these pictures are porn when used by some people for arousal, but more like an artform to foster meaningful discussion among other people. It's silly to talk of banning them, but the more they are openly discussed the less threatening they become.