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The pervert of the new millenium doesn't sit around watching videos of whips, spankings and chains anymore...Oh no, he has wild fantasies about girls getting their cars stuck in mud and doing all the wrong things, getting their shoes muddy, cursing, being all frustrated when their cell phone turns out to be out of range...
There are actually sites that sell videos of girls acting all vulnerable and "dumb blonde" as they pretend that their cars are stuck in the mud.
I don't know about you people, but I find this even more creepy than all this s&m spanking...

http://www.mmm-server2.com/peugeot-stuck011.jpg

http://www.mmm-server2.com/carstuckgirls_vid005_008.jpg

http://www.mmm-server2.com/carstuckgirls_vid001_013.jpg

http://www.mmm-server2.com/carstuckgirls_vid001_024.jpg

I don't see how we can sit idle when this perverted trash is piling up!!11one one

This IS creepy.

Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?

Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?

no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...

WOW THERE----careful this thread doesn't get blocked due to all the porn!!!!

Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
:shock: Oh.

People get off on that?

Is there any niche porn market which has not yet been tapped?

Now I've seen everything.

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Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
:shock: Oh.

People get off on that?

Is there any niche porn market which has not yet been tapped?

I wonder if there are videos of men getting their cars stuck...

:shock: WOW!!! :shock:
Thats so freaking HOOOOOoooot......

saw this a while ago, I think it was a SA link of the day. Very odd, but not the oddest internet fetish yet I don't think.

There are weirder ones? :shock:


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"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality."
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo3/terrapvlchra/images/steatopygia.jpg

ye be fibbin to me matey, that be no porn

There are weirder ones? :shock:


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"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality."
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo3/terrapvlchra/images/steatopygia.jpg

Yeah, some people find ancient cave-paintings sexy, can you believe that?

Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
:shock: Oh.

People get off on that?

Is there any niche porn market which has not yet been tapped?

No matter how sick twisted or just plain wierd you fetish is, there is a magazine and a web site for it........

lol modalert modalert. We got porn over here. lol I can't believe people find that hot.

Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
:shock: Oh.

People get off on that?

Is there any niche porn market which has not yet been tapped?

No matter how sick twisted or just plain wierd you fetish is, there is a magazine and a web site for it........

Hmm. If that is the case, then I propose that we help create and popularize a fetish based on slightly nebbish young males who like to read philosophy and spend inordinant amount of time on their computer. I am heretofore to be known as the Johnny Wadd of this site. . . :wink:

Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
:shock: Oh.

People get off on that?

Is there any niche porn market which has not yet been tapped?

No matter how sick twisted or just plain wierd you fetish is, there is a magazine and a web site for it........

Hmm. If that is the case, then I propose that we help create and popularize a fetish based on slightly nebbish young males who like to read philosophy and spend inordinant amount of time on their computer. I am heretofore to be known as the Johnny Wadd of this site. . . :wink:

I'll bet you a billion cookies that the only people who'd visit that site would be very strange gay men in their 40's(the type that stares at people in coffeeshops)

Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?
no...nothing like that...no nudity, no sex, no men, just women stuck in the mud...
:shock: Oh.

People get off on that?

Is there any niche porn market which has not yet been tapped?

No matter how sick twisted or just plain wierd you fetish is, there is a magazine and a web site for it........

Hmm. If that is the case, then I propose that we help create and popularize a fetish based on slightly nebbish young males who like to read philosophy and spend inordinant amount of time on their computer. I am heretofore to be known as the Johnny Wadd of this site. . . :wink:

I'll bet you a billion cookies that the only people who'd visit that site would be very strange gay men in their 40's(the type that stares at people in coffeeshops)

Hmm. If that is the case, then I propose that we help create and popularize a fetish based on slightly nebbish young males who like to read philosophy and spend inordinant amount of time on their computer. I am heretofore to be known as the Johnny Wadd of this site. . . :wink:

I'll bet you a billion cookies that the only people who'd visit that site would be very strange gay men in their 40's(the type that stares at people in coffeeshops)

Hey! :evil:

Oh, all right. You caught me...

*Goes back to leering at coffee drinkers, a la Aqualung.*

This qualifies as porn? :?

Yeah, some people find ancient cave-paintings sexy, can you believe that?

They are quite wise. :D


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"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality."
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo3/terrapvlchra/images/steatopygia.jpg

This qualifies as porn? :?
Apparently so. :? I am still unconvinced, but you never know with some people.

Oh, all right. You caught me...

*Goes back to leering at coffee drinkers, a la Aqualung.*

But do you have bad intent ??? ( I feel so old.....)

Yeah, some people find ancient cave-paintings sexy, can you believe that?
They are quite wise. :D
They are quite weird.

Strange. Very, very strange. :?
Oh well

if this is what we consider porn then that just showes us how screwd up the world actuly is

god help us all

if this is what we consider porn then that just showes us how screwd up the world actuly is

You won't get any disagreement from me.


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"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality."
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo3/terrapvlchra/images/steatopygia.jpg

if this is what we consider porn then that just showes us how screwd up the world actuly is

god help us all

Pornography is alot of things...In my opinion pornography isn't only nudity and humping, it's all material that is made to arouse people... Soap-Operas are porn (though not the kind that melts the brains of children).

Oh...and let's not forget about the countless "Klingon warrior babes" websites out there :lol:

*bumpy*

Hang on, is this supposed to be the same girl in the same situation for all the pictures, In picture 1 she is stuckd in grass and mud, but in picture three she is in snow.

Hang on, is this supposed to be the same girl in the same situation for all the pictures, In picture 1 she is stuckd in grass and mud, but in picture three she is in snow.

No no...it's not supposed to be the same girl...just a bunch of random pic's from a "girls getting their cars stuck" website.

Hang on, is this supposed to be the same girl in the same situation for all the pictures, In picture 1 she is stuckd in grass and mud, but in picture three she is in snow.

No no...it's not supposed to be the same girl...just a bunch of random pic's from a "girls getting their cars stuck" website.

Fair enough, just thought I'd raise that issue. Hmmm, I don't however think this quite classifies as pornography though.

HOW SICK! Omg, so hot...*drools* HOW ON EARTH COULD ANYONE LIKE THAT CRAP?! Oh yeah, yeah, work it TURLY DISTURBING *Phants*

Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?

I think I seen that movie....um, I mean yes this type of thing I wrong. Very wrong.....

But really come on that is harmless, I mean there are a lot worse things that the wierdos look at. I mean just take the amount of people downloading pictures of children, that is much much MUCH worse.

Hang on, is this supposed to be the same girl in the same situation for all the pictures, In picture 1 she is stuckd in grass and mud, but in picture three she is in snow.

No no...it's not supposed to be the same girl...just a bunch of random pic's from a "girls getting their cars stuck" website.

Fair enough, just thought I'd raise that issue. Hmmm, I don't however think this quite classifies as pornography though.

Why not? Does there have to be nudity for it to be porn?

Pornography:
# Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.

:lol:

Hrrmm, I mean, OUTLAW! Clearly this is disgusting! I don't want MY children to watch any porn where no one gets any. What will they think?

:lol:

Hrrmm, I mean, OUTLAW! Clearly this is disgusting! I don't want MY children to watch any porn where no one gets any. What will they think?

If&when I have children, I shall shield their eyes whenever we drive past a girl having car trouble...
I don't want them to be exposed to this kind of filth! :lol:

noticing that she drives in heels... no wonder there are problems :-)

Well, that's pretty conventional, isn't it? I mean, next a shirtless monosyllabic guy with a big box of tools shows up, right? And then the dodgy 1970s music kicks in? It's nothing special. Or am I missing something?

I think I seen that movie....um, I mean yes this type of thing I wrong. Very wrong.....

But really come on that is harmless, I mean there are a lot worse things that the wierdos look at. I mean just take the amount of people downloading pictures of children, that is much much MUCH worse.

That's what makes it so unusual
I wasn't saying it was "bad"...

Hang on, is this supposed to be the same girl in the same situation for all the pictures, In picture 1 she is stuckd in grass and mud, but in picture three she is in snow.

No no...it's not supposed to be the same girl...just a bunch of random pic's from a "girls getting their cars stuck" website.

Fair enough, just thought I'd raise that issue. Hmmm, I don't however think this quite classifies as pornography though.

Why not? Does there have to be nudity for it to be porn?

Pornography:
# Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.

You're almost contradicting yourself here. An image can hardly be "sexually explicit" without nudity.

If&when I have children, I shall shield their eyes whenever we drive past a girl having car trouble...
I don't want them to be exposed to this kind of filth!

So will I! The whips and spanking and stuff pale in comparision!


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"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality."
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo3/terrapvlchra/images/steatopygia.jpg

I wonder if this kind of thing isn't like "foreplay-to-rape". The whole point seems to be to show a trapped woman who has lost her mobility, power and independence - which is what rapists would fantasize about I guess.

The interesting thing is that these pictures are porn when used by some people for arousal, but more like an artform to foster meaningful discussion among other people. It's silly to talk of banning them, but the more they are openly discussed the less threatening they become.