Playground of Leaders[fun/nonserious/join at anytime rp]
On the playground of NS leaders you run into many unusual characters. Anerexic hippos, 5 year old mobsters, Presidents on sugar highs, and of course the 80 year old police officer you doesn't know where he is. Come here leaders of the world and play like you have never played before!
bump, no one wants to play with me
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 16:55
I'll play with you!
Emporer Johnston smiles and takes his only friend to play in the sand box and pretend like they are fighting terrorists.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:05
Amadeus smiles and grabs his sand bucket and puts it on her head.
"POW POW!! The terrorists will die! Yay!" sits happily in the sand
Johnston throws sand in the air pretending its an explosion only to get sand in his pants.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:08
Amadeus cowers in a ball.
When the sand clears, she giggles.
Gasping, she points out, making a gun with her hand. "It's the evil Dr. Bush! POW POW!!"
Johnston hates being at the butt end, or rather barrel end, of a joke so he goes trigger happy and pulls out his own finger only to miss 20 consecutive times.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:11
Amadeus smiles. "Even if ya missed, ya still got his baddies! See!" points to the dead bodies, which morph into ervil aliens.
Johnston twirls his shirt over his head and does the happy dance.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:16
Amaedeus plays the bongo drums on her buckets.
Johnston likes the music, calles back to largent HQ and tells his minion to spread the toe tapping sensation all across the land. Then sits and bobs head to the music.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:20
The ministers working for Amadeus sigh and join in the band, while many others come in to help the mions of Largent spread this around.
Funky Wacamole Land
07-03-2004, 17:21
Hey, is that bongos what I hear?
*the boy coming down the slide comes closer*
may I play with you?
Johnston calls to his bodyguards to beat sticks on their hollow heads to add to the noise/music.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:22
"Yes of course!" Amadeus replies, smiling. "The more the merrier, right, Johnston?!"
"Uhhhhhhh...Right...maybe..Yes, my final answer is YES!"
*Dante gets parachuted in by a C-130 and lands into a tree.*
Damn.
*Dante cuts himself out.*
Funky Wacamole Land
07-03-2004, 17:27
All right!...
I'm sure in my helicopter I got some guitars...
what would you like to play?
Johnston looks up and giggles as he sees Dante crwling out of a tree.
*Dante gets the parachute to fall over his head and he runs around screaming.*
Get it off me! Ahhhh! Mommy?
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:32
"HELLO DANTE!!!" Amadeus waves happily. "Come and play with us!"
*Dante's head tears through the parachute.*
Hey look, it's a sunroof.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:35
"Yay for sun roofs!" Amadeus makes a sun roof in her umbrella, much to the dismay of her ministers.
Johnston runs and gets a soda for everyone. His explodes in his face and makes his eyes sting.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:35
Amadeus hands a towel to Johnston. "Ya ok?"
"Yay, 9th time this week," turns to guards "I BLAME YOU!" They giggle, scream death to the tyrant, pull down their pants and run away while Johston makes an expression like this: :?
I'll need to improvise.
*Dante takes out his sword and cuts out of the parachute with one swoop.*
Ooooooh! Coke! Thanks, podna!
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:40
Amadeus holds out her hand and her ministers sigh, and hand her a diet pepsi.
"Anything else?" one asks.
"Please, kiss my ass."
The ministers slowly back away. They are used to this, and say nothing, as Amadeus resumes playing the bongos.
Johnston wishes his guards would kiss his ass but they ran away with their pants down.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:43
"It takes some training for them to do it just right." Amadeus explains, as she puts a lemon slice on Johnston's glass of coke.
*Dante looks around and notices none of his guards are present.*
Same old.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:44
"I don't have guards, just ministers, who like me are elected." Amadeus says, as she sips her diet pepsi.
Funky Wacamole Land
07-03-2004, 17:45
Does it?...
I'd like them do it too...
*waving his glass of coke*
Amadeus, would you explain to us how to do it?
Johnston smiles then chugs the coke. He then had to go to the bathroom. He runs there while sining that catchy tune "Gotta Go Gotta Go Gotta Go right now, Gotta Go Gotta Go Gotta Go"
When he comes back out someone asks "gotta go?" and insead of saying "not right now" he says "Knew I forgot something" and runs back in for a moment. When he returns he is just in time for the coke preparing lesson.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:47
"First, it's call, you have charisma. Secondly, you have to be of the opposite sex. Third, you have to be sexy with power. You also have to be able to turn them into whipping boys." Amadeus explains, as she takes another sip. "It's also called sexual favours. Just kidding. They do it so that you don't totally take over the House of Commons..."
Johnston strokes his chin.
"Oh...I'm lost."
"Pssssst, Dante did you understand that?"
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:52
"Now... to prepare a good coke, you need a glass..."
Puts a tall glass down.
"Ice..."
Drops in a handful of ice.
"Next, we pour in the coke."
Does just that.
Then picks up a slice of lemon.
"And you put this on the glass like so..."
Puts it on and hands it to Johnston.
"And voila!"
*Dante wakes up from his unexpected sleep.*
Fried chicken! Wha?
"I get it! 10 points for me! Now if only I could prepare cereal.."
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 17:56
"Very easy!"
Amadeus gets a box of her favourite cereal, Crispix.
"YOu get a box of your favourite cereal. You pour the flakes into a bowl."
Grabs a bowl from cyberspace and puts it on the table. She then pours in the cereal.
"Then, you add milk..."
Pours in milk.
"And fruit!"
Puts in chopped strawberries.
"And...VOILA!"
Johnston is amazed by the amazing cooking skills he witnessed, and just as Dante wakes up he has a craving for fried chicken but he doesn't know why.
Funky Wacamole Land
07-03-2004, 18:03
Wacamole is amazed about the french-speaking skills he just witnessed...
That's french!
*he would kill to hear "voila!" again*
Would you explain me how to make a milkshake?
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 18:07
"Hmn...milkshake, eh?!" Amadeus replies and thinks for a minute.
From cyberspace, she pulls out her ingredients and puts on her chef's hat.
"Ok, we begin by pouring milk into the blender."
Pours milk into the blender.
"Then we add in the flavour of choice." she winks. "we'll make it chocolate since everyone likes chocolate."
Adds in chocolate.
"Then we mix and pour."
Presses the mix button and holds it down then releases it. Getting a glass, she pours in the frothy drink.
"Et voila... ca est pour vous." hands the drink to Wacamole.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 18:16
-- DOUBLE POST --
tres bien! Je parle le francais aussi!!
Johnston wonders where Dante is then says "sorry its my nap time I'll be back later today."
OOC: Actually I serioulsly can't post for a while today but keep up the posting peeps.
*Dante jumps up and waves goodbye to Johnston.*
Bye! So long!
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 18:23
Amadeus waves. "Ok! Have a nice nap!"
She then looks around. "I'll be leaving soon too. Errands, but not right away."
"Bye Dante bye..." his narcolypse kicked in...
Yeah, I gotta work on my car over.
*points to his shiny black hummer with 2 chain guns on the roof and a rocket launcher in between them*
I must admit, it's not much.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 18:27
Amadeus looks at Dante's car then faints.
*Dante sees Amadeus.*
Damn!
*Dante tries to wake her up.*
Johston stares at the shiny car ovlivious to everything else around him.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 20:44
Amadeus blinks.
"Big car...such a big car...wheee...."
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 20:45
Amadeus blinks.
"Big car...such a big car...wheee...."
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 21:24
Amadeus blinks.
"Big car...such a big car...wheee...."
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 21:25
-- Double Post --
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 21:26
-- Double Post --
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 21:26
-- Double Post --
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 21:27
-- Double Post --
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 21:27
Amadeus blinks.
"Big car...such a big car...wheee...."
Johnston wakes up and goes back to staring at the car before making more explosions in the sandbox.
Johnston looks around and wonders where everyone went.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 23:38
"The server didn't let me back on for a while." Amadeus explains, as she comes in, drying off.
Superpower07
07-03-2004, 23:39
I, as well as Japanese PM Junichiro Kozumi, Italian PM Silvio Bersculoni, French President Jacques Chirac, King Abdullah II of Jordan, Achmed Chabli, and South Korean PM Roh Muh-Hyun, play cops (Us) and robbers (Them) against:
Yasser Arafat, Israeli PM Ariel Sharon, North Korean President Kim Jong-Il, Osama bin Laden, Khalid Shakikh Mohammed, Vladimir Putin, and Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez.
However we are using real guns! And the playground becomes a state of urban warfare!! I begin sniping off my enemies from atop the slide. . .
"ah... well what shall we do now?"
*directed at Amadeus
"ah... well what shall we do now?"
I, as well as Japanese PM Junichiro Kozumi, Italian PM Silvio Bersculoni, French President Jacques Chirac, King Abdullah II of Jordan, Achmed Chabli, and South Korean PM Roh Muh-Hyun, play cops (Us) and robbers (Them) against:
Yasser Arafat, Israeli PM Ariel Sharon, North Korean President Kim Jong-Il, Osama bin Laden, Khalid Shakikh Mohammed, Vladimir Putin, and Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez.
However we are using real guns! And the playground becomes a state of urban warfare!! I begin sniping off my enemies from atop the slide. . .
Hmm. cooool.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 23:41
Takes out her ghetto-blaster, and hits the play button, and the tune of I Hate Republicans blars out.
"Let's just have fun!" Amadeus exclaims, as she goes back to the asme box and puts the bucket on her head.
*Johnston gets an idea from the bucket on head thing*
*walks over to superpower07, puts the bucket on his head and beats it with a stick!"
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 23:45
"Look! It's Mr Bucket!" Amadeus giggles, as she points at superpower07.
Getting up, she grabs her shovel and begins to bury superpower07 in sand.
*giggles like an evil genius then notices the jungle gym was destroyed and kicks mr. bucket in the head*
Kryozerkia
07-03-2004, 23:51
"Waaahhh!! Our jungle gym!" Amadeus sniffles, as she wipes tears. "You show him, Johnston!"
"You," *kick "are," *kick* "a," *kick* "bad," *kick* "MAN!" *Super big kick!*
Kryozerkia
08-03-2004, 00:05
Amadeus hides being Johnston. "Yeah, show him who's boss!"
Johnston removes the bucket to find a dazed Superpower07.
"Have you learned your lesson?"
"Never!"
"Then I will get my fat pet Orstich to peck you continuouly until you rebuild the Jungle Gym"
"But I'm burried in sand."
"Mwahahahah!"
vans pulls up to get Johnston
"My mummy is here see ya all tommorow!"
Kryozerkia
08-03-2004, 00:16
Amadeus waves.
"Bye! I'll see you later! Come to ALSN any time to play! T-gram me first for the password if you wanna join us!"
"oke dokey.. I love that saying."
Kryozerkia
08-03-2004, 03:28
Kryozerkia
08-03-2004, 03:29
Amadeus smiles.
"Are you back, Johnston?"
"for a bit, I like to play in the dark," hits head on hard object "DOH!"
*Dante wakes up from his sleep.*
I didn't egg your car!
"okay..but i egged yours..."
"haha...just kidding.. I'll run now in the case that you feel the need to hurt me."
S'okay. If you did egg my car, then you should run.
Johnston waddles backonto the playground and sucks his thumb while he waites for the other people.
Johnston waddles backonto the playground and sucks his thumb while he waites for the other people.
*still sitting and waiting for someone to come*
Superpower07
09-03-2004, 00:26
*says hi and waits for more people so we can play tag; oh and takes revenge on Johnston by putting a bucket over his head and banging it* "How do you like it?"
Kryozerkia
11-03-2004, 06:54
*pokes Johnston*
Hi! Sorry, evil crap took me away from here for a while. *smile* I'm back!
Yay...and you have over 2000 post...yay your a post whore...hey why can't I be a post whore?
I always miss the crowd damn it!
Johnston sighs and bumps the thread.
Johnston sighs again and scoops sand into his pants while getting jiggy with it.
waites for someone to play with him...
Be careful putting sand in your pants!
*ponders the wise words, is too dumb to process them, continues to shovel snad in his pants and offers his new friend a shovel too*
*shrugs*
I'm going to regret this :D
*shovels sand into his pants*
Doesn't it feel wierd! Its like doing drugs... not that I ever have. hehe...hehe
The problem starts when you walk around...
*walks*
Eh... nothing a good shower or toilet paper can't take care of.
*walks more*
I'm getting that feelin I get when I relize I did something stupid. Owch!
Its like pooring boiling water down your pants... Ill get a bucket so we can fix this. *Runs only to relize it hurts too much so he waddles there and back.*
Hehhe you look funny walking like that! :lol:
You might try this garden hose...
Collaboration
13-03-2004, 04:04
Well, I was going to play with my trucks in the sand, but ...
*looks at the dribbled sand, and its source*
...I've changed my mind.
You might want to avoid eating that..
Trucks... who needs em.
*sticks hose in pants and relizes that hurts too*
You might want to avoid eating that..
hehe... I peed :oops:
Trucks... who needs em.
*sticks hose in pants and relizes that hurts too*
You are using too much pressure...
*relizes he is using a fire hose, reaches for the garden hose*
Oh.. it feels nice... no more friction!
I see that the water is ... cold... :D
*steam rises from Johnston's pants* Ya, isn't it great.
I got Bump bones in my body
rock them like Bumpy Bumpy... sorry, like that song.
Mezzaluna
13-03-2004, 15:11
*Jumps rope*
Strawberry Shortcake, cream on top
Tell me the name of your sweetheart
Spell it out
M
A
X
B
A
R
R...
*Stumbles*
Darn it! :evil:
Mezzaluna and Max Barry sittin in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes... Forget the words
*picks up jump rope and starts jump roping*
Hey Lar! Get all the sand out yet? :D
ya, my skin isn't even that glowing red any more! :D
Try some of this salve. Rub it in gently..
*smiles as he rubs gentley*
Follow me. I had my slaves build us a treehouse!
ok, just keep that salve to yourself... :?
*looks at the list of users on the forum but doesnt see Ur6*
Noooooooooooooo!
oo Ur6 is back! now the trick in the tree house is not to fall of
*falls off and hobbles back up*
Damn it!
I'm here! *climbs the ladder*
Now the cool thing about this is that in the tree is a secret room with a TV, comp, video games, AND FOOD. On the out side is all our guns to defend the fort.
Alright! Nice job on the hardwood floor..
Looks like we don't need defending just now..
M'kay, guns go into storage. And yes I polish the floor daily.
explains why you slipped.. nasty bruise there..
Got cable? :D
Ya, Plasma screen, 85 inch, satalite, cable, asurround sound in high definition. You can watch it I gota go. See ya tommorow or moday!
OOC: I actually do gotta go and I will post tommorow or monday.
Cuneo Island
13-03-2004, 21:07
Hola, como estan ustedes.
ok bye I'll make myself at home, any snacks up here? 8)
Suicidal Librarians
13-03-2004, 21:19
Yeah, here are some Lays. *hands over bag*
No thanks, salt and blood pressure..
What's on?
Kryozerkia
14-03-2004, 05:58
The Simpsons! *turns on TV*
Celestial Paranoia
14-03-2004, 13:01
Whats on Discovery?
I'd say some good stuff. ;)
Hey Celeste! What's shaking?
*pops up with a pot plant on his head*
TV!
Superpower07
14-03-2004, 14:16
Hey, MegaMan's on (the original series)! I love this show!
I am back and ready to play. Goes into tree house and turns on TV.
*looks around and waites for friends*
hola! Good to see ya Ur6!
Good to see you too! :D What's been going on?
Well, not much *turns on TV and sees the simpsons are on* what new with you?
I've been up to something. Show fold out BBQ cooking savory ribs with A1 sauce.
Darn Ur6 left! Ah well I guess I'll just watch them install my new 150" Plasma Screen
people where are you all?
Gaeltach
19-03-2004, 21:43
-wanders in and looks around-
Where'd the sandbox go?
If I recall it's in Largent's pants
Johnston presses shiney button and the sand box folds out of the ground.
Turns to Ur6 "no, the one in my pants is a spare"
ok but I also recall you used a firehose to rinse yourself so the sand is now in the drain... :lol:
Gaeltach
19-03-2004, 23:02
Haha...he's got sand in his pants...
-Siobhan grabs Ur6 and starts burying him in the sand-
Slaps the sand offender and helps Ur6 "Yes, I got new sand after I forgot about the burning, its totally refilled and it is clean."
Gaeltach
19-03-2004, 23:13
It's not nice to hit a girl.
-get's a little misty eyed and glares at the aggressor-
"sorry, thought you were an evil male dictator. I am blind without my glasses." Starts crying and slaps himself. "Were even :D !"
"sorry, thought you were an evil male dictator. I am blind without my glasses." Starts crying and slaps himself. "Were even :D !"
Why don't we play nice... :)
*sits on the couch, flips on the TV*
*sits on the couch, flips on the TV*
Superpower07
21-03-2004, 03:42
"Let's play Red [commie] Rover!"
"Red Rover, Red Rover, won't Lenin come over!"
*Lennin comes charging at us only to bounce right back*
Aww let him in he might like to watch a movie
Aww let him in he might like to watch a movie
what movie shall we watch? Office Space perhaps?
Greater Valia
21-03-2004, 04:09
"Let's play Red [commie] Rover!"
"Red Rover, Red Rover, won't Lenin come over!"
*Lennin comes charging at us only to bounce right back* :D too funny
How about we watch Happy Gimore!
Gaeltach
25-03-2004, 04:59
*happens to run in with a copy of Happy Gilmore*
Alright! :D
*settles in for the show*
*grabs popcorn and ighly cafinated sodas*
*movie ends* wow! that was good! what now?
*movie ends* wow! that was good! what now?