NationStates Jolt Archive


A serious question

imported_Kirstar
26-02-2004, 20:25
Would you rather have hair soup? or hare soup?

Hair as in a person's hair, hare as in the bunny like animal. (there's blood in the hare soup) for the hair soup it's from a fat guy with greasy hair.

I would really appreaciate your insight in this. Thank you very much.
26-02-2004, 21:01
Hmmmm, this is a very interesting question... a hot topic for debate.

Personally i would have to spring for the Hare soup option, higher nutritional value and less chance of stuff getting caught in your throat and killing you.

Why dont they debate this sorta thing in the real UN?
imported_Kirstar
26-02-2004, 21:15
I am very shocked that more people are not replying. I feel that this is a very pressing issue that ought to be discussed in depth.
Talespin
26-02-2004, 21:18
i am suprised i havent had to decide this in a law in my nation!
i voted for hair
rule vegetaria
The fairy tinkerbelly
26-02-2004, 21:21
is the hair from the man's head?
imported_Kirstar
26-02-2004, 21:30
is the hair from the man's head?

Yes, it is
The fairy tinkerbelly
26-02-2004, 21:34
hmmmm...........any chance of a mixture of the two?
imported_Kirstar
26-02-2004, 21:38
Has to be one or the other I think. Tho a mixture could be interesting

"Hare Hair Soup"

I'm gonna market it
The fairy tinkerbelly
26-02-2004, 21:42
good, let me know when you do
The fairy tinkerbelly
26-02-2004, 22:04
actually hare hair soup suggests it's a soup made with hairs from hares which i don't think would be as appetising as hare n hair soup
imported_Kirstar
26-02-2004, 22:21
Very true. Hare n hair soup it is :D can anyone think up a good slogan for the ads which will be on tv?
26-02-2004, 22:25
"Hair n' Hair soup... Just like mum mum used to make."

"The soup that puts hair on your chest"

"Hair n' Hare, makes you attractive to Ladies, and also some Rabbits"
imported_Kirstar
26-02-2004, 22:26
"For all your hare n hair soup needs we're here" (here said so it sounds like "hair"
26-02-2004, 23:14
are you people retarded?? :shock: :shock:
Mad Nutty Twig
26-02-2004, 23:34
I would really appreaciate your insight in this. Thank you very much.
This reminds me of a poem by Ivor Cutler, "I ate a lady's bun". He (allegedly) ended up in gaol...

MNT
27-02-2004, 14:21
are you people retarded?? :shock: :shock:

I find that offensive... shame on you!

This is typical of the prejudice behaviour Hair/hare soup lovers have faced throughout the ages. You can suppress us forever!
imported_Kirstar
27-02-2004, 17:37
are you people retarded?? :shock: :shock:


No. We just like to debate pressing issues.

how about "hair(here) is the first hair n hare soup"

"No longer will you be forced to chose between hair and hare. In this soup they are combined"

I was thinking maybe we could do a song for the advert.
Splang
27-02-2004, 19:20
This is not something I can really decide on. I frankly find your suggestion of marketing a mixture of the two to be somewhat frivolous, not to mention offensive.
Bariloche
27-02-2004, 19:27
I find no problem with hare soup, just keep the hair out of it and I'll buy it.

are you people retarded?? :shock: :shock:

Uhhhh... don't know.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
27-02-2004, 19:30
Hare soup?

Hair soup?

Very unappetizing sounding in general.

What about Bunny Bisque? Crop Mop Stew?

I think there would be a real market for soup with hair in it in the restaurant business. Just to cut down on customer complaints.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
"How can you tell???"
27-02-2004, 19:50
I think there would be a real market for soup with hair in it in the restaurant business. Just to cut down on customer complaints.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
"How can you tell???"

Sir its what you ordered...
imported_Kirstar
27-02-2004, 20:45
I frankly find your suggestion of marketing a mixture of the two to be somewhat frivolous, not to mention offensive.


Don't worry, it might not last long. As they say...hair today, gone tomorrow.
27-02-2004, 20:48
Humans are meant to eat meat (I love my canines). Therefore, hare soup. I hear it tastes good.
28-02-2004, 17:04
Hmmm, this topic serves well for marketing purposes... 2 people out of the 18 that have so far voted want hair soup.

I smell i niche in the market...

"this time next year we'll be millionaires"
Splang
28-02-2004, 17:48
I frankly find your suggestion of marketing a mixture of the two to be somewhat frivolous, not to mention offensive.


Don't worry, it might not last long. As they say...hair today, gone tomorrow.

I love you, dude.
imported_Kirstar
30-03-2004, 17:11
this pressing issue has been hidden in the depths of the forum for too long

revolt! (or reVOTE)
Catholic Europe
30-03-2004, 17:14
Hmm...it said serious question on the title.
30-03-2004, 17:14
we have been conducting extesive market research... and are pleased to announce, Skip & Kir*'s Hair soup will be making an appearance in a shop near you soon!

Never again will hair lovers arround the world be suppressed!
Bigga Boobies
30-03-2004, 17:15
I don't think either is particularly appealing but I would have to go with hare I think :wink:
30-03-2004, 17:16
Hmm...it said serious question on the title.

Dry Your Eyes
Catholic Europe
30-03-2004, 17:20
Hmm...it said serious question on the title.

Dry Your Eyes

Huh..... :?
30-03-2004, 17:23
You've got a sense of humour failure. Learn to take a joke eh?

"this is not an approved UN topic of conversation, you will be taken care of, with exteme violence... "

I wouldnt be suprised if you were crying... "they're ruining it for everyone"

(someone has an attitude problem, and his name rythmes with Bathlic Europe)
Catholic Europe
31-03-2004, 16:04
You've got a sense of humour failure. Learn to take a joke eh?

"this is not an approved UN topic of conversation, you will be taken care of, with exteme violence... "

I wouldnt be suprised if you were crying... "they're ruining it for everyone"

(someone has an attitude problem, and his name rythmes with Bathlic Europe)

Sorry....I was only messing around when I posted that post.

And I have a sneaky suspicion that you are a puppet.