NationStates Jolt Archive

All puppets welcome, pull up a stool & grab a beer 8)

I'll have a soft drink, please. Root beer for preference, I can't get it in my country.

*waves a hand to the fully stocked bar*

Please feel free to help yourself

And where do you live that you can't get root beer?

*Strolls in*

Morning.

*Strolls in*

Morning.

Oooh, a man with a nice helmet :wink:

*Combat Rolls In*

Evenin' all

*Moonwalks up to the Bar*

I'll have a pint of your finest frothy ale yonder yeoman of the bar.

*Combat Rolls In*

Your taking the piss!?

*waves a hand to the fully stocked bar*

Please feel free to help yourself



See above :wink:

*Strolls in*

Morning.

Oooh, a man with a nice helmet :wink:

I polish it every day....sometimes twice. 8)

*Combat Rolls In*

Your taking the piss!?

Nah, it's just a bit of a warzone out there.

*sups pint*

Ahhh! Thats better!

*Combat Rolls In*

Your taking the piss!?

Nah, it's just a bit of a warzone out there.

*sups pint*

Ahhh! Thats better!

*Has a quick peek out the door*

:?

All I see is two old ladies and a traffic warden.


*Edges away from JSC*

*Strolls in*

Morning.

Oooh, a man with a nice helmet :wink:

I polish it every day....sometimes twice. 8)

I bet you do...dirty swine

*Strolls in*

Morning.

Oooh, a man with a nice helmet :wink:

I polish it every day....sometimes twice. 8)

I bet you do...dirty swine


Ooooooooo!!!!


POT TO KETTLE.....COME IN KETTLE

REQUESTING COLOUR CHECK

:P

*Strolls in*

Morning.

Oooh, a man with a nice helmet :wink:

I polish it every day....sometimes twice. 8)

I bet you do...dirty swine


Ooooooooo!!!!


POT TO KETTLE.....COME IN KETTLE

REQUESTING COLOUR CHECK

:P

*looks down*

Yep, dressed in black 8)

*looks down*

Yep, dressed in black 8)

I hear that women wear black because its very slimming.......



:twisted:
*Runs*

I hear that women wear black because its very slimming.......



:twisted:
*Runs*

*watches the strangely clad figure run off, idly wondering if he'll trip over his own robes*

This is true...I, however, wear it cos I look damn sexy in black :wink:

*Has a quick peek out the door*

:?

All I see is two old ladies and a traffic warden.


*Edges away from JSC*

Right, the old ladies are government spies who work for the clandestine organisation 'Neighbourhood watch' and Traffic Wardens, well their just the same as the Gestapo. If their presence isn't a sure sign that some shit has just gone down I don't know what is.

*Slicks back hair and sits down*

*Pops a couple of valium into JSnC's drink*

<--- is thrown into bar

(gets up and dusts himself off)

Mornin all!!

umm

(looks behind the bar at all the drinks)

er

(looks harder)

Can I have a beer please?

*snores*

*waves a hand to the fully stocked bar*

Please feel free to help yourself



Hey Muse, see above :wink:

Damn! The service in here is lousy!!

:shock:

Did I just say that aloud?

Damn! The service in here is lousy!!

:shock:

Did I just say that aloud?

Oi! :evil:

*strides in dressed in a pvc catsuit zipped open to her belly button to reveal a plunging cleavage and svelt stomach, her long blonde flowing hair falls over her shoulders as she stops and sits on a bar stool*
Hey guys! I'll have a vodka straight up, no ice!

Ah I see we've to help ourselves. *takes a full bottle of Smirnoff and swigs from it*

*Digs a tunnel under the building*

Ah I see we've to help ourselves. *takes a full bottle of Smirnoff and swigs from it*

:shock:

God I like a woman with a touch of class!

:D

If you want class honey, go to my sister... if you want me, I'll be waiting! :wink:

Ah I see we've to help ourselves. *takes a full bottle of Smirnoff and swigs from it*

:shock:

God I like a woman with a touch of class!

:D

Shit.....


Uh....*Puts on a wheezy voice*

God I like a woman with a touch of class!

:oops:

LOL :lol: I had to create this nation to come in here coz Evil Delphina's been deleted, as had Charlotte Dundas and Angelalaland! :(

LOL :lol: I had to create this nation to come in here coz Evil Delphina's been deleted, as had Charlotte Dundas and Angelalaland! :(

You can go to the Mod forum and have them ressurected....aslong as they weren't deleted for anything other than inactivity.

I think I'll just keep this one... I can then manipulate it from the beginning! Mwahahahahahaha!! *takes another swig*


OOC: I'll be back in an hour... got to get lunch and do some housework

*Gets a beer and opens his paper to read*

*feels over dressed & unloved*

Two pint of Lager and a packet of crisps,please. :)

*feels over dressed & unloved*


:roll:


*Opens a beer and hands it to Red*


We could solve that "over dressed" problem..........which would then lead on to solving your other problem :wink:

*feels over dressed & unloved*


:roll:


*Opens a beer and hands it to Red*


We could solve that "over dressed" problem..........which would then lead on to solving your other problem :wink:

*drinks beer & thinks about this*

*smiles evilly* :D

ooc: sorry, busy, have to log off for a bit :(

*Digs a tunnel under the building*

:shock:

<--- is still staring at the space once filled by Evil Delphina

(picks jaw up)

(gets a beer)

(drinks it quick)

(gets another beer)

*Digs a tunnel under the building*

:shock:
Well, what do you expect from a gopher?

I feel so fat! I need some solvent for polishing, alcohol will do! Can someone dab my handkerchief in a bottle for me? :(

This does look like a place for me! :twisted:

Don't mind me, just taking notes that's all. Any scandals so far?

<--- is still staring at the space once filled by Evil Delphina

(picks jaw up)

(gets a beer)

(drinks it quick)

(gets another beer)

*refills the space* *swigs vodka again*
Yeah, give us some scandals! *winks at Musetopia and runs her long nails down her zip*

*searches for garden*

Grrr! Gophers! Always eating my carrots in the Sims!! *growls throatily* My cat can never scare you off either! Grrrr!

Gibt es überhaupt kein Kellner? Was für ein Bar ist das? Schade. Ich hätte gern ein Bier eigentlich...

*wakes up*

Where am I?

Who are all these people?

Why are you speaking German?

*Passes out again*

*Snores*

<--- is still staring at the space once filled by Evil Delphina

(picks jaw up)

(gets a beer)

(drinks it quick)

(gets another beer)

*refills the space* *swigs vodka again*
Yeah, give us some scandals! *winks at Musetopia and runs her long nails down her zip*

(can't help staring... long and hard...)

*passes BMV a beer from behind the bar* Terrible ain't it?! No barstaff!

Grrr! Gophers! Always eating my carrots in the Sims!! *growls throatily* My cat can never scare you off either! Grrrr!
*isn't scared of cats*
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/chippy.jpg

*clicks her fingers* C'mon Muse snap out of it! Maybe you need a good stiff drink! :wink:

Well from now on, I'm only planting lettuce, tomatoes and beans as gophers don't like them and I buy carrots.

*Drops in and sees Evil Delphina2 giving his german twin a beer*

Nice of you, taking care of him. He speaks only german you know, but he isn't good at that either. :)

*clicks her fingers* C'mon Muse snap out of it! Maybe you need a good stiff drink! :wink:

(shifts awkwardly in his chair)

you think that'll help?

(is still staring at Delphina)

LOL don't worry I Babelfish! :wink: But I do speak a bit of French.... would he understand that?

*Drops in and sees Evil Delphina2 giving his german twin a beer*

Nice of you, taking care of him. He speaks only german you know, but he isn't good at that either. :)


<--- is wondering if having an evil twin is 'the new black'? :?

*has had a twin since birth* Trouble is, I'm the evil one... Delphinum is the good one! Bah!! :evil:

*has had a twin since birth* Trouble is, I'm the evil one... Delphinum is the good one! Bah!! :evil:

Coooool :wink: 8)

*does a childish mimicky voice* Delphinum has the wonderful steady boyfriend, the huge nation and the devotion of her people... and for being born 7 minutes later than her... what do I get?! Nothing! I tell yer! Nothing!
*downs some more vodka*

*does a childish mimicky voice* Delphinum has the wonderful steady boyfriend, the huge nation and the devotion of her people... and for being born 7 minutes later than her... what do I get?! Nothing! I tell yer! Nothing!
*downs some more vodka*

what would you like?? :wink: 8)

LOL don't worry I Babelfish! :wink: But I do speak a bit of French.... would he understand that?

No, he's very dedicated to german. :D But thanks for the offer!

*walks in a little jerkily, the strings are almost visible*

white wine spritzer please Red?

Well at the moment I want more vodka. *waves the empty bottle dolefully* *grabs a bottle of Malibu* Or this will do! :D
it's self service Aeysha.. help yourself!

*rolls another bottle of vodka down to Delphina*

Here

*smiles in satisfaction at having a full bar*

*rolls another bottle of vodka down to Delphina*

Here

*smiles in satisfaction at having a full bar*

Now....

*Drums his fingers on the bar*

About getting you under-dressed and over-loved.... :wink:

Oh right! Ace. :D

*goes behind the bar*

*shouts to make herself heard above the noise*. Hello Red. Nice place!

*rolls another bottle of vodka down to Delphina*

Here

*smiles in satisfaction at having a full bar*

Now....

*Drums his fingers on the bar*

About getting you under-dressed and over-loved.... :wink:

<--- perks up and finally manages to switch his attention from Delphina to Red

*bangs her hip into the jukebox* *It starts playing Christina Aguilera's Dirrty*
Cheers Red *raises both the Malibu and vodka in one hand then pours them both into her mouth*


Ooops! Sorry, thought you were someone else there! :? :lol:

Now....

*Drums his fingers on the bar*

About getting you under-dressed and over-loved.... :wink:

*surreptiously undoes a button on her shirt & leans forward*

Yes? :wink:

Oh right! Ace. :D

*goes behind the bar*

*shouts to make herself heard above the noise*. Hello Red. Nice place!

Thanx 8)

Oh puh-lease! No romantic love thing here. :( I still haven't got over green... :cry:

Who's green? Sorry if I'm being nosey!

*bangs her hip into the jukebox* *It starts playing Christina Aguilera's Dirrty*
Cheers Red *raises both the Malibu and vodka in one hand then pours them both into her mouth*


Ooops! Sorry, thought you were someone else there! :? :lol:

<--- watching, transfixed

Oh puh-lease! No romantic love thing here. :( I still haven't got over green... :cry:

*flashes the Button a wink*

We weren't being romantic :wink:

Now....

*Drums his fingers on the bar*

About getting you under-dressed and over-loved.... :wink:

*surreptiously undoes a button on her shirt & leans forward*

Yes? :wink:

<--- can't help but glance at the view

wooooooooooooow :)

*walks in and stops, horrified*

I SEE!

I see how it is! You set up a bar for puppets just so's that you can flirt OUTRAGEOUSLY with a certain person's puppet while a certain other person can't come in and see you doing it because he's not a puppet!

:twisted:

:wink:

Oh puh-lease! No romantic love thing here. :( I still haven't got over green... :cry:

*flashes the Button a wink*

We weren't being romantic :wink:

Yeah, the completely shameless don't bother with romance! :wink:

*walks in and stops, horrified*

I SEE!

I see how it is! You set up a bar for puppets just so's that you can flirt OUTRAGEOUSLY with a certain person's puppet while a certain other person can't come in and see you doing it because he's not a puppet!

:twisted:

:wink:

*laughs*

That's so not true...a certain original nation would be around & flirting with said other original nation if 1/ he was ever around & 2/ didn't work her like a slave in HIS OWN SHOP

I just set this place up for something to do

Now have a beer 8)

LMAO Gaspode... do you not have a puppet? *leans down to pet the little doggy showing off more cleavage* Maybe you should get one! :wink:

*walks in and stops, horrified*

I SEE!

I see how it is! You set up a bar for puppets just so's that you can flirt OUTRAGEOUSLY with a certain person's puppet while a certain other person can't come in and see you doing it because he's not a puppet!

:twisted:

:wink:

Unless that certain other person already HAS a puppet here...... :twisted:

Who's green? Sorry if I'm being nosey!

Green was the love of my life I thought. We was planning on moving together on the same panel and then she betrayed me... :cry: ...with a fuse. What a slot she turned out to be! I just don't have any luck with women... They're either complete switches or total instable, never able to decide if we're on or off... :cry: :cry:

*polishes himself*

http://files.moo.ca/2/7/0/0/button.jpg

Ahh, sorry, I feel much better now. :)

LMAO Gaspode... do you not have a puppet? *leans down to pet the little doggy showing off more cleavage* Maybe you should get one! :wink:

<--- catches a glimpse of MORE cleavage

(bites tongue)

:shock:

(decides it would be more appropriate to bite his OWN tongue!)

Oh puh-lease! No romantic love thing here. :( I still haven't got over green... :cry:

*flashes the Button a wink*

We weren't being romantic :wink:

Yeah, the completely shameless don't bother with romance! :wink:

I resent that remark

*curls a lock of hair round her fingers*

I can be very romantic :P

LMAO Gaspode... do you not have a puppet? *leans down to pet the little doggy showing off more cleavage* Maybe you should get one! :wink:

I AM a puppet. Technic'ly.

:shock:

The cleavage isn't for MY benefit?!? I think Durth over here might appreciate it more... :wink:

Now....

*Drums his fingers on the bar*

About getting you under-dressed and over-loved.... :wink:

*surreptiously undoes a button on her shirt & leans forward*

Yes? :wink:

:shock:


:twisted: :D :twisted:

Unless that certain other person already HAS a puppet here...... :twisted:

Well, you know, i thought it would take a while before he thought of that.

Unless that certain other person already HAS a puppet here...... :twisted:

Well, you know, i thought it would take a while before he thought of that.

Yeah... knwoing HIM, it'll take weeks before he catches on!! :P

Unless that certain other person already HAS a puppet here...... :twisted:

Well, you know, i thought it would take a while before he thought of that.

Yeah... knwoing HIM, it'll take weeks before he catches on!! :P

Yeah

*sighs*

I don't how Iki puts up with him

LOL I'm so confuggled!
Who's your real nation Gaspode?

Unless that certain other person already HAS a puppet here...... :twisted:

Well, you know, i thought it would take a while before he thought of that.

Yeah... knwoing HIM, it'll take weeks before he catches on!! :P

exactly my thinking. it's almost like you know him.

LOL I'm so confuggled!
Who's your real nation Gaspode?

I know! 8)

LOL I'm so confuggled!
Who's your real nation Gaspode?

heh. It's no-one exciting, or even anyone you've met.

I'd tell you right here, only i think Voder would kill me.

I'd tell you right here, only i think Voder would kill me.

No no....just a horse whipping.

LOL I'm so confuggled!
Who's your real nation Gaspode?

heh. It's no-one exciting, or even anyone you've met.

I'd tell you right here, only i think Voder would kill me.

:lol:

do it!! DO IT!!!

Unless that certain other person already HAS a puppet here...... :twisted:

Well, you know, i thought it would take a while before he thought of that.

Yeah... knwoing HIM, it'll take weeks before he catches on!! :P

exactly my thinking. it's almost like you know him.

<--- nods, then whispers to Durth

who are we talking about??

Well you can tell me in the region forum thing then... I'm in there!

It's Curantan.

well, i did warn you you'd never heard of her.

It's Curantan.

well, i did warn you you'd never heard of her.

*Pulls out the horse whip*

Right....C'MERE!!! :x

Yes I have... I've seen her loads of times... and I'm sure we've spoken. 8)

~a dark shadow falls slowly across the bar~

~a dark shadow falls slowly across the bar~

<--- turns the lights on

Tsk! Stop pouring dark eye make up all over the bar!

Yes I have... I've seen her loads of times... and I'm sure we've spoken. 8)

:shock:

NO-ONE else i've told that had even heard of her.

:D

In fact... now that you mention it I think i remember talking to you before Gaspode even existed... when i first got here there were a couple of threads with lots of Scottish folk in them and you were one of them.

~a dark shadow falls slowly across the bar~

:shock:

I think i have a friend who could deal with YOU, mate!

8)

~feels his entrance is being mocked~

~a dark shadow falls slowly across the bar~

*looms threateningly behind MGC*

Yeah I've seen Curantan alot when the Coffee/Book shop was new. I wasn't on for ages though coz I gave up my job and moved down to England and NTL are so useless that they didn't set up our broadband properly and gave us a duff box... we still didn't get anything taken off our bill though, even though we couldn't use the tv/internet for the first 2 weeks! grrrr!!

~a dark shadow falls slowly across the bar~

*looms threateningly behind MGC*

~turns & looms back~

LMAO sorry MGS... I'm just used to being sarcastic... I'm the evil twin you see! :twisted:

<--- is pouting as it has dawned on him that he's never, ever received a TM



as Musetopia

<--- is pouting as it has dawned on him that he's never, ever received a TM



as Musetopia

*rolls him a beer*

*wonders when everyone will stop looming*

I can never read that tiny writing that you and Jet do.

But you have a tm... after the first 30 mins of this nation existing I had a 'come to my region' tm... I hate those... if I wanted to find another region I would!

I can never read that tiny writing that you and Jet do.

But you have a tm... after the first 30 mins of this nation existing I had a 'come to my region' tm... I hate those... if I wanted to find another region I would!

<--- whispers to Delphina, ensuring he's nice and close

what you do, is hit the quote button.. then it brings it up and you can read it! :wink:

Oooh I'll remember that from now on... I've been copying and pasting it into word then enlarging it but it won't work sometimes.

*stereokid strolls into the bar*
http://www.zooish.com/_borders/s_walking_sm_wht.gif

Hang on I ain't no puppet, there is no hand up my.....

*turns pinches a hand full of nuts from the bar, and wanders out trying to look casual*

*stereokid strolls into the bar*
http://www.zooish.com/_borders/s_walking_sm_wht.gif

Hang on I ain't no puppet, there is no hand up my.....

*turns pinches a hand full of nuts from the bar, and wanders out trying to look casual*

*stereokid strolls into the bar*
http://www.zooish.com/_borders/s_walking_sm_wht.gif

Hang on I ain't no puppet, there is no hand up my.....

*turns pinches a hand full of nuts from the bar, and wanders out trying to look casual*

:lol:

who ever could that be?!?

*notices a small amount of fur poking out of the top of Stereokids T shirt*

:shock:

:idea:

8)

*stereokid strolls into the bar*
http://www.zooish.com/_borders/s_walking_sm_wht.gif

Hang on I ain't no puppet, there is no hand up my.....

*turns pinches a hand full of nuts from the bar, and wanders out trying to look casual*

*watches* 8)

*sniff* (vodka kicks in) Why don't I ever know who the people are?! *runs out the door crying*



OOC: have to pick up Dan in 20 mins... so going back to delphinum.

*sniff* (vodka kicks in) Why don't I ever know who the people are?! *runs out the door crying*



OOC: have to pick up Dan in 20 mins... so going back to delphinum.

*watches*

:?


ooc: H'ok :D

*sticks head back through the door*

Heheheheeeeee :lol: I'm a real boy!!

*runs off, chuffed that everyone enjoyed his brief visit*

~a dark shadow falls slowly across the bar~

*looms threateningly behind MGC*

~turns & looms back~

(tries to loom)
http://www.marmotburrow.ucla.edu/images/ybac3.jpg

*sniff* (vodka kicks in) Why don't I ever know who the people are?! *runs out the door crying*



don't worry babe, i never do either. :(

*stirs*

*mumble* 49, 49, I am a good driver...


*wakes with a start*

Waa, Waa, Whatthefuck!???


I think someone spiked my drink.

The only thing I remember is... Cleavage...

yeah there was a lot of that yesterday as i recall...

Well there are worse things.

like nettles

*Blind Io Walks into bar*
"OUCH*

It was an iron one.

*glares at everyone, since nobody noticed him trying to loom*

*frowns at the gopher, wondering why it's in that funny position*

*glares at everyone, since nobody noticed him trying to loom*
Thats got to hurt!

It's his extendable spine... he got it in 'nam

Hey all you puppets out there!

I thought seeing as everyone is puppeting today I'd open up this ol' place.

First drink is on the house for all puppets.

Members of the Rodent Alliance and the Canine Alliance get everything free 8)

Martinis in here?
*reclines*

Certainly sir.

*claps paws*

*blond barmaids on roller-skates sail out from behind the bar to bring Hams martinis and do his bidding*

Do you serve wine by the bottle? Yes? Excellent. I'll have a rioja please. Two glasses, in case anyone wishes to join me.

Whatever happened to Jumbo?

*sets the wine on a little table with two glasses*

Awaiting company? :wink:

Jumbo? :?

*places non-martini-holding-hand behind head*

*sips martini, obviously*

It's quite nice in here, have a salmon puff.

"Hello fellow puppets!"

*Gets up on stage and proceeds to dance while singing*

"There are no strings on me......."

Thank you, my dear. Company? Possibly...

Jumbo as in Jumbo Sausage n Chips, who appears to be an ex-nation. I'm sure I remember them the UN forum a while back.

Oink :o :D :lol: :shock: :wink: :D :!: :?:

Oink :o :D :lol: :shock: :wink: :D :!: :?:

Blimey, you're an old one! Want a crutch? :P