My Best Posts!!
Well i've decided to kinda 'archive' what i think are my best posts, for you all to look at in awe and laugh at :wink:
Enjoy!
Trix
Trixia's Outpost was now a fair size, it was no fortress, but it wasn't meant to be.
The armies had landed and were ready for the fist attack on the nearest city ((can you give me a name plz)) thay had 2 divisions of light infantry, 1 division of Rime class Tanks and a division of heavy infantry. That with air support combinded to quite an impressive 1st strike force.
"We attack at night" Grand Marshal Carrot
"How Original" said Commander Cooke
"Well it's the best time"
"Ah! thats what they all think! so thats when they defend the most!"
"Oh really?"
"Yes! So i suggest we attack at Dawn, because then they will think we wern't going to attack or we would have done in the night so their guard is down"
"Ah, very clever "
"Thank you"
Grand Marshal Carrot called a guard
"Yessir!"
"Would you be so kind as to give Commander Cooke 3 1/2 lashes?"
"Of course sir"
As Cooke was dragged away he shouted
"WHY?!"
Carrot smiled "You may be clever Cooke but you must learn, never out smart the boss guy "
He smiled again
"Don't worry you can come back after, just take this as a... lesson "
Cooke was dragged away and Carrot leaned back in his chair, and turn on the comm
"All units, we attack at DAWN "
He switch the comm off
"I love my job..."
Two soldiers look at the children and one says:
"It makes you think don't it?"
"What? that wars not worth it? and its all just a big mistake? and we should all make friends and be happy?"
"Huh? no! Just how unlikley it was that they died holding hands, now thats a party trick... owww! What was that for?"
"Don't you have a soul?"
"A what?"
"Just shut up.."
The men continued the advance, killing all that resisted.
Turth was a city filled with a deadly aura of resistance.
Grand Marshal Carrot liked it.
"Are we in postion Cooke?"
Cokke limbed over, still injured from his disaplining
"Yessir! All ready"
"Very good"
"Commander?"
"Yes?"
"Did you come here to die?"
"No sir, i came here yesterday.... "
"Oh, anyway ATTACK! "
And the 1st strike force of the trixian army launch it attck on Turth
Thats the 1st lot...
The National Anthem:
Ours is 'Rule Trixia' the same tune as 'Rule Britannia' but you'll notice we changed the 1st word for 'Trixia' And i made the lyrics up!!
Rule Trixia
Rule Tr-ix-ia
Tr-ix-ia Rule the waves
Tr-ix-ia, will never be the slaves!
Rule Tr-ix-ia
Tr-ix-ia Rule the lands
Tr-ix-ia, will never exchange hands!
Rule Tr-ix-ia
Tr-ix-ia Rule the air
Tr-ix-ia, will never not be the there!
Rule Tr-ix-ia
Tr-ix-ia Rule with ease
Tr-ix-ia, will never ever tease!
Rule Tr-ix-ia
Our anthems end is near
Tr-ix-ia, will always be here!
_________
Thanks You, I did it myself
Some more:
((OOC: you probably already know but just to make sure my men are totally oblivious to your re-enforcements))
The war machine of the 1st strike force ploughed on and had the town square surrounded. The commanders were talking.
"We should just rush the square and be done with it"
"No no we should bomb it, quickly"
"No! Gas 'em!"
"SILENCE!"
The group fell.... silent
"We will all throw grenades, fire rockets and launch missile at the square, but we will not gas it, for after we will rush it and wipe out the suvivors"
"A great idea!"
"I know, now shut up with the squabbling and DO IT! "
*And so the surroundinf troops strated bombarding the square with every explosive device they had, and the rush groups readied themselves*
---- Meanwhile In Trixia -----
"Sir, do we really need to go that far?"
"Yes, absolutly"
"But sir its a nuke we're talking about here"
"I know but, as they say 'alls fair in love and war' "
"But Sir "
Whack!
"Yes?"
"Nothing Sir..."
And the General of the home defence walked off to the nuclear base in Trixia
The relative calm of the victory was ruined ruined by the rumble of enemy tanks.
Luckily for Trixia, their air force had just arrived.
"Shadow Squadron this is Shadow Leader. Concentrate all fire on incoming armour, let our boys deal with the infantry"
The figher/bombers dropped hell on the oncoming armour. And the troops in the city prepared to defend the newly won town of Turth, now named 'Storm' by the men there.
The fighter saw the extra WM cover coming in.
"Bugger"
"My sentiments exactly sir"
"Get them, get them all! Turth is ours!"
The men listened to the words.
And then thought of Erix Kallisti, and the horrors that happened there.
Then they thought of the peace treaty refused by WM.
The of there dead comrades.
And then they made their decision.
They kept on firing.
"ETA 30 seconds for the choppers"
Silence fell.
And if it could be used to describe sound, it tripped as it fell.
They stood ready at the fort.
"Sir we recieving a message"
The general read it. And she thought.
*Que thinking time*
She reached a decision.
"We will surrender on one condition, i know we are not in a position to demand, but this is only a request. We will throw down our weapons and co-operate, if after all this our governments can meet and dicuss all this. And try and.... make up"
She paused
"If you do not accept, we will fight to the last"
"Well Keith, that is a question i know the answer to but do not fully understand why. A nation known as 'Melkor Unchained' which i'm sure you've heard of attacked a, to be quite honest, lovely nation called 'Eris Kallisti'. We then moved to extract our revenge on this evil nation because we... I failed in mobilising Trixian forces to aid Eris"
((OOC: Basically i missed it ))
"But then we struck another problem, the pathetic 'coalition' that was formed to attack melkor was against me joining in with their little 'war' and so we sought the biggest other threat, an very close ally to melkor, 'Western Might'"
"But as soon as i set foot on your soil general, i... i knew it was an ill-placed step, i knew this was a war that shouldn't have been fought, but i am a soilder, i follow orders, and follow orders i did"
"And now here we are, me kicking myself for leading such a foolish crusade, and i assume you thinking me worthless"
Her head sank.
She then looked at him and smiled a cute smile.
"But i, of course, hope you don't think me that"
Kris looked into Keiths eyes.
Under an hour ago you were my nemisis, the one who wanted me and my troops dead, but now.... it's all different She thought.
"Keith, I....I... think i am too"
She held him really tight, not wanting to let go.
She leaned over and whispered into his ear.
"Do you want me to stay tonight?"
What do ya all think so far?
Drakonian Imperium
21-01-2004, 15:08
Can't forget this one, Trix.
The Al Anbari Information Minister, called Baghdad Bob to his friends (those of which haven't recently died slow painful deaths at the hands of Saddam).
al-Anbar Info Minister: There are no Drakonians in al-Anbar. NEVER!
*Drakonian tank rolls by in the background*
*Drakonian soldiers come up behind him and wave to the camera. One has a sign that says 'Hi, Mom!'*
~Siri
:lol: :lol:
Al-Anbar reporter: "As you can see Drakonians do not rule here..."
*Camera pans up nearing top of flag pole*
"The Al-Andar flag still flies high..."
*Camera stops at top. The Drakonian flag flies...*
"Erm.. in other news..."
Catholic Europe
22-01-2004, 18:51
Hmm, this seems just like a spam thread. Especially for someone who hasn't really posted that much in the 1st place.
It may be spam'm'm'm'm grrrrreeeeeep but 1000+ posts isn't that bad.
Hmm, this seems just like a spam thread. Especially for someone who hasn't really posted that much in the 1st place.
A spam thread? For someone with alot of posts under their belt, you don't seem to have grasped what spamming is it seems :roll:
I thought it'd be good for me to put my best posts on a thread so people could read and laugh at them. So i fail to see how this is spam.
Anouther one...
THE END OF THE WORLD!!
"Crikey. Thought Peter, this was goind to be a hard day....."
He walked out into the street and looked around, all was quiet at first, then a man came running and screaming past Peter's front door, followed closley be a very tall metal alien. Which was nice.
Peter decided he was better off inside for now, so he closed the door.
"Oh Bother, this is gona be harder than i thought!"
Peter sat by his door, waiting for either a special commando team to drop by, or a hero with a wizard guy in toe, or, the most likely thing, tomorrow.
Kahvania
02-02-2004, 19:08
interesting idea, this wud look cool in the RPing forums as a news story etc
interesting idea, this wud look cool in the RPing forums as a news story etc
Maybe. I'll have to think on it... :D
interesting idea, this wud look cool in the RPing forums as a news story etc
Maybe. I'll have to think on it... :D
A good RP one:
The Main Trixian Armour Column made its way down yet another of Chile's streets, with the soldiers checking each house as they went.
The Column came upto a run-down house at the end of the street and Commander Winters decided to search this one himself, so he stopped the tanks and took a squad of six men with him.
The squad made its way in the front door and they started looking. Commander Winters made his way into the front room and began to empty draws and cupboards.
Then came the shots.
"Commander! Higgins just shot a guy!"
Winters ran upstairs to where Private Higgins way standing, with Private Redski next to him, Higgins had hate in his eyes, hate and... fear.
"What happened here Private?"
"He...he pulled a gun on me, so I shot him..."
Winters walked over to the body, and it did indeed have a gun in it's hand.
Private Redski spoke up. "Sir! I found this!" He help up a Yellow and Red armstrap, with a crudly sewn on picture if a wasp.
"The mark of the Blood Wasps"
"Yessir"
"So we've found them.."
"Well, one sir..."
"Private, may i remind you that it takes one man to trigger a bomb that can go on to kill hundreds, thousands of people?"
"Yes sir, sorry sir..."
"I want this whole street flushed out, they will all be questioned"
"Yessir, and if they resist?"
"Kill them"
"Yessir" And with that Private Redski ran off to complete the Commander orders. Meanwhile, Commander Winters walked over to Private Higgins.
"Well done son. You'll be a soldier yet"
"Thankyou sir, just trying my best"
"I know son"
Winter left Higgins looking at the body he'd just killed. Higgins couldn't help but smile...
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Meanwhile in Doscow, Trixia
"My Lord, its Commander Winters"
"Put him on"
"Yessir"
"Commander?"
"My Lord"
"What news?"
"The Blood Wasps are here"
"Really?"
"Yessir"
"Right, i want 100 of them captured"
"100? What if there arn't that many?"
"I said i want 100 Commander"
"I... understand my Lord..."
"Good, oh and Commander?"
"Yes my Lord?"
"In wars like this, people need results or they don't support it ok? I hope that answers any doubts you may have of my methods"
"It does sir, don't fear, i won't fail you"
"I know you won't Commander. Goodbye"
"Goodbye my Lord..."
Hmm, this seems just like a spam thread. Especially for someone who hasn't really posted that much in the 1st place.
Either that, or a self-promotion thread. It looks remarkably like one of those.
Hmm, this seems just like a spam thread. Especially for someone who hasn't really posted that much in the 1st place.
Either that, or a self-promotion thread. It looks remarkably like one of those.
Self-Promotion? well i guess you could call it that :wink: but to be honest i just want this here so people can read it and enjoy it. Call it what you will, i just want people to read :)
Trix
Liberal Monsters
27-03-2004, 11:12
Hmm, this seems just like a spam thread. Especially for someone who hasn't really posted that much in the 1st place.
Either that, or a self-promotion thread. It looks remarkably like one of those.
Self-Promotion? well i guess you could call it that :wink: but to be honest i just want this here so people can read it and enjoy it. Call it what you will, i just want people to read :)
Trix
Keep going, I am enjoying it, self promotion or not. :wink:
Can't forget this one, Trix.
The Al Anbari Information Minister, called Baghdad Bob to his friends (those of which haven't recently died slow painful deaths at the hands of Saddam).
al-Anbar Info Minister: There are no Drakonians in al-Anbar. NEVER!
*Drakonian tank rolls by in the background*
*Drakonian soldiers come up behind him and wave to the camera. One has a sign that says 'Hi, Mom!'*
~Siri
:lol: :lol:
Al-Anbar reporter: "As you can see Drakonians do not rule here..."
*Camera pans up nearing top of flag pole*
"The Al-Andar flag still flies high..."
*Camera stops at top. The Drakonian flag flies...*
"Erm.. in other news..."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ROFL
VEry funny
I now present you with my best post!
AHA! You are looking at it. Every post I best my last like some sort of perpetual perfecting machine.
HOW AMA'ZING!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ROFL
VEry funny
Thankyou :)
Posted after being asked for fast fighter plan names:
Reallyreallyfastandlightingspeedplanewiththisbeingthefastestnameontheplanet ?
Q is a fast name.
or the 'QZ'
Rapid?
Laserfire?
Wait a moment....
Firestorm?
as most of these are rp posts does this thread really belong in general?
not that it bothers me, I would just have thought you'd have more of an appreciative audience somewhere else
as most of these are rp posts does this thread really belong in general?
not that it bothers me, I would just have thought you'd have more of an appreciative audience somewhere else
ya have a point, but i thought it was 'general' topic, ins not IC.
Does this sound true?
Woman 1: Kissing is as important as any part of it.
Man 1: Yeah right!
Man 2: You serouis?
Woman 2: Oh yeah, everything you need to know is in that 1st kiss
Man 3: Yeah i think for us, kissing is pretty much an opening act, y'know, its like the stand up comedian you have to sit though before... pink floyd comes out.
Man 1: And its not like we don't like the comedian, its just that thats not, why we bought the ticket...
Man 3: You see the problems is though after the concerts over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always, looking for the comedian again, y'know i mean we're in the car, we're fighting traffic, basically just trying to stay awake.
Woman 2: Yeah well, a word of advice, bring back the comedian otherwise next time you're gona find yourself listening to that tape alone
Man 1: Are we still talking about sex?