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well, since I have been here for 6 months today(actually my first/main nation has been here 6 months 2 days ;) ), & just reached 1 Billion, I decided to open my Palace to the public :D

So welcome one & all :D

So, whatcha got goin on here?

Is it like a palace palace with marble halls, butlers and maids, flowing fountains and formal gardens?

Or is it just a great big place to have fun?

(Congrats on the 1,000,000,000!)

Congrats Happiness! :lays down her offering of smiley face stickers and cookies:
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sex all round then!

*sings*

i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, didley didley
there they are a-standing in a row
bomp bomp bomp
big ones, small ones, ones as big as your head...

sex all round then!

:shock: *decides she should quit while she's ahead*

sex all round then!

:shock: *decides she should quit while she's ahead*

pfft! that's cockypop!

*starts the wine fountain flowing; sets out glasses*

Since no one else seems to be getting music, I'll call up a booking agent.
*rings*
Yeh Joe that's right, we want Heavy Metal in the east Wing and Indy/College in the West Wing. Right.
Eh? Oh, send the bill to --Happiness--.

So, whatcha got goin on here?

Is it like a palace palace with marble halls, butlers and maids, flowing fountains and formal gardens?

Or is it just a great big place to have fun?

(Congrats on the 1,000,000,000!)

a great big place to have looooots of fun of all kinds :D



Since no one else seems to be getting music, I'll call up a booking agent.
*rings*
Yeh Joe that's right, we want Heavy Metal in the east Wing and Indy/College in the West Wing. Right.
Eh? Oh, send the bill to --Happiness--.


yep, send all bills to me

Congrats Happiness! :lays down her offering of smiley face stickers and cookies:
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thanks :D

*stands between the east and west wing; gets a headache from the dissonance*

Here people, dozens of wheeled rotating office chairs, for zipping around the polished floors.

Wheeee!

*stands between the east and west wing; gets a headache from the dissonance*

Here people, dozens of wheeled rotating office chairs, for zipping around the polished floors.

Wheeee!

But watch out for the Chair cops, the speed limit is 20 MPH :P :lol:

*streaks through palace*
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well, since I have been here for 6 months today(actually my first/main nation has been here 6 months 2 days ;) ), & just reached 1 Billion, I decided to open my Palace to the public :D

So welcome one & all :D

Your Grace,

Congratulations on your half-anniversary. And thank you for the open house. Very nice digs. Is there an open bar?

well, since I have been here for 6 months today(actually my first/main nation has been here 6 months 2 days ;) ), & just reached 1 Billion, I decided to open my Palace to the public :D

So welcome one & all :D

Your Grace,

Congratulations on your half-anniversary. And thank you for the open house. Very nice digs. Is there an open bar?

sure is 8)

Well then, I suppose I just need to mosey on over...

*looks about and...there it is!*

Bombay Sapphire martini, svp. Merci.

Has the bar closed down? :(

Well then, I suppose I just need to mosey on over...

*looks about and...there it is!*

Bombay Sapphire martini, svp. Merci.

not sure what "Bombay Sapphire martini, svp. Merci" is :?:


Has the bar closed down? :(

nope, it is open 24/7 :D

Well then, I suppose I just need to mosey on over...

*looks about and...there it is!*

Bombay Sapphire martini, svp. Merci.

not sure what "Bombay Sapphire martini, svp. Merci" is :?:


Has the bar closed down? :(

nope, it is open 24/7 :D

Can I get a brew?

Hey Happiness! a happy place! cool

*Does a happy dance before going off to bed*

'night all!

Well then, I suppose I just need to mosey on over...

*looks about and...there it is!*

Bombay Sapphire martini, svp. Merci.

not sure what "Bombay Sapphire martini, svp. Merci" is :?:


Has the bar closed down? :(

nope, it is open 24/7 :D

Can I get a brew?

sure, coming right up :D


Hey Happiness! a happy place! cool

*Does a happy dance before going off to bed*

'night all!

g'night !

Oops.. posted on a puppet...

*takes drink from koos poom*

Nice palace.

Well then, I suppose I just need to mosey on over...

*looks about and...there it is!*

Bombay Sapphire martini, svp. Merci.

not sure what "Bombay Sapphire martini, svp. Merci" is :?:


Has the bar closed down? :(

nope, it is open 24/7 :D

If you can find a bottle with the word "Gin" on it and pour some over an ice cube or two, I'll be a happy camper. If the Gin bottle has "Bombay Sapphire " printed on the label, I'll buy you dinner sometime.

Well then, I suppose I just need to mosey on over...

*looks about and...there it is!*

Bombay Sapphire martini, svp. Merci.

not sure what "Bombay Sapphire martini, svp. Merci" is :?:


Has the bar closed down? :(

nope, it is open 24/7 :D

If you can find a bottle with the word "Gin" on it and pour some over an ice cube or two, I'll be a happy camper. If the Gin bottle has "Bombay Sapphire " printed on the label, I'll buy you dinner sometime.

*pours "Bombay Sapphire" gin over 2 ice cubes for Vex* :D

in a glass of course lol

*wanders in*

are you staring your own bar now --happy--?

*wanders in*

are you staring your own bar now --happy--?

sure am, *gives Blue Viper a drink* :D

Have a favorite cuisine, do you? Looks like I owe you a meal...

*sips his drink*

thanks --happy--

i bought new underwear today! for some reason i'm excited about that..

thanks --happy--

i bought new underwear today! for some reason i'm excited about that..

hmmm for some reason I have never been excited about that :P :lol:


offfffff to bed I go goodnight all :D http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/schlafen/sleeping-smiley-011.gif

aww, how cute!

"happy" dreams, then.

sex to you all

*starts ice skating in the palace's HUGE ice rink* :D

*walks in*

Nice shack.

Just kidding. :D

Nice palace.

*walks in*

Nice shack.

Just kidding. :D

Nice palace.

:shock: if this is a shack, I would hate to see your Palace :lol: :lol: j/k

A palace I do no have. I have a run-down trailer in a mosquito-filled bayou.

*hops in giant pool & starts swimming * :D

hello --happy-- and Lang

hello --happy-- and Lang

heya Blue Viper

I don't think you have been on since I posted this (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=108889) ;)

Hola, Viper!

hey you look good. how old are you anyway?

oh a friend has this site with me in it. i'll start a thread for it. wait a sec

*enters the dining room* :D

*walks around, knocks on a random wall* Anybody home?

*walks around, knocks on a random wall* Anybody home?

Sure am, come on in ! :D

*Lounges on some nearby sofa sipping a cosmo* So hows things cutie?

*Lounges on some nearby sofa sipping a cosmo* So hows things cutie?

*sits down next to Iced Hazelnut Latte & puts arm around her*

things are great, even better since you came here :D !

*Lounges on some nearby sofa sipping a cosmo* So hows things cutie?

*sits down next to Iced Hazelnut Latte & puts arm around her*

things are great, even better since you came here :D !

*leans over against him, whispers into his ear, hot breath on his neck* My my, all alone... what ever shall we do?

*Lounges on some nearby sofa sipping a cosmo* So hows things cutie?

*sits down next to Iced Hazelnut Latte & puts arm around her*

things are great, even better since you came here :D !

*leans over against him, whispers into his ear, hot breath on his neck* My my, all alone... what ever shall we do?

right now I am getting hungry,want to head for the diner ? :wink:

Mmmm, alright that works too :D

Mmmm, alright that works too :D

if you want, you can be a permanent resident of the Palace(move in with me ;) ) starting tonight :)

the Palace is very large with everything you can think of, & the bedroom is very very nice & huge 8) :D

Mmmm, alright that works too :D

if you want, you can be a permanent resident of the Palace(move in with me ;) ) starting tonight :)

the Palace is very large with everything you can think of, & the bedroom is very very nice & huge 8) :D

Oh my, I'm glad you are so fond of me but I don't know about all of that so soon. (Hypocrite) Maybe after a couple of dates. I can't seem to remember exactly how old you are either... must be the alcohol having its affect...

Oh my, I'm glad you are so fond of me but I don't know about all of that so soon. (Hypocrite) Maybe after a couple of dates. I can't seem to remember exactly how old you are either... must be the alcohol having its affect...

the offer does not expire ;), check your TM's

*Knocks on the door, knowing full well the has been waiting forever for him to arrive ;)

*Knocks on the door, knowing full well the has been waiting forever for him to arrive ;)

*opens door* welcome King Memnon ;)

Oh goody more playmates... does anyone want some grapes? I have left-overs from my LG worshipping days..

Grabs some grapes, and sits on teh couch, leering at females (if any), and belches loudly.

To Happiness: Memnon says 'sup ;)

Grabs some grapes, and sits on teh couch, leering at females (if any), and belches loudly.

To Happiness: Memnon says 'sup ;)

*gives him a funny sideways look and adjusts her dress... maybe too much cleavage...*

Oh goody more playmates... does anyone want some grapes? I have left-overs from my LG worshipping days..

Sure I will take some :D

Grabs some grapes, and sits on teh couch, leering at females (if any), and belches loudly.

To Happiness: Memnon says 'sup ;)

yep there are ladies in the palace :D !

To Happiness: Memnon says 'sup ;)
not much :wink:

*Though a bit inebriated from activities earlier that night, recognizes he is being an idiot. Casually, he adjusts his clothes so they are no longer wrinkly, and sprays some mouth spray. Leers again

*Though a bit inebriated from activities earlier that night, recognizes he is being an idiot. Casually, he adjusts his clothes so they are no longer wrinkly, and sprays some mouth spray. Leers again

*looks back at him* :wink: How you doin?

*Glances back, while shakily tossing a grape into his mouth*

Pretty good, just got back from my usual battlefield exploits, ya' know? 8)

*Though a bit inebriated from activities earlier that night, recognizes he is being an idiot. Casually, he adjusts his clothes so they are no longer wrinkly, and sprays some mouth spray. Leers again

*looks back at him* :wink: How you doin?

*pokes Argyres really hard & yells "She is talking to you"* :lol:

opps, I was a little late :lol:

*Walks in* Hey --Happiness--!

*Walks in* Hey --Happiness--!

Heya SHP, whats up ? :)

*Walks in* Hey --Happiness--!

Heya SHP, whats up ? :)

Not too much...You still the opposite of your name?

Toga?

hey kids! thought i would swing by and say hello...

*Walks in* Hey --Happiness--!

Heya SHP, whats up ? :)

Not too much...You still the opposite of your name?

nope, thankfully ! :D

Toga?

:?:

hey kids! thought i would swing by and say hello...

heya & welcome Kernlandia :D

wow this is a laid back place... glad I didn't want to do any hardcore partying *sits on a beanbag and starts playing GTA III*

*Crawls out the door once the grapes run out*

Well, that's good!

please, call me kern or kernel...kernlandia is a bit formal.

this is a nice place you got!

please, call me kern or kernel...kernlandia is a bit formal.

this is a nice place you got!

right *remembers to say kern or kernel* will do Kernlandia *cough* kern :lol:

8) thanks, feel free to have as much fun as you want here :D

oh believe me, i'll have fun!

*walks in*

Hola!

*walks in*

Hola!

heya & welcome Lang :D

happy nation do you have any info on my deletion

happy nation do you have any info on my deletion

:?: I think I may know who you are, not sure though

happy nation do you have any info on my deletion

:?: I think I may know who you are, not sure though
febuarius

happy nation do you have any info on my deletion

:?: I think I may know who you are, not sure though
febuarius

ya, I just saw that when I checked moderation,

nope, I don't have any info, I just noticed that the name was black(deleted) in Blue Vipers region, then checked here & saw it was a ex nation :?

ok, I am gonna go to bed, g'night all ! :)


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ok, I am gonna go to bed, g'night all ! :)


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G'night cutie and congrats! 8)

ok, I am gonna go to bed, g'night all ! :)


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G'night cutie and congrats! 8)

g'night, 1 last *hug & kiss* for the night ;)

--Happiness-- signing off for the night ;)

Well would you look at that - missed all the fun. :( Can someone let me know when the next party is? My Nation is still quite new so I'm still doing it up, no party till the paint has dried. My name's Gina, by the way (Princess).

Well would you look at that - missed all the fun. :( Can someone let me know when the next party is? My Nation is still quite new so I'm still doing it up, no party till the paint has dried. My name's Gina, by the way (Princess).

hey, welcome on board lucilledom!

on a side note, my friend has a cat named lucille. lucille excelsior mcgillicuddy, to be exact.

Well would you look at that - missed all the fun. :( Can someone let me know when the next party is? My Nation is still quite new so I'm still doing it up, no party till the paint has dried. My name's Gina, by the way (Princess).Hola!

Hi Kernlandia - or can I call you Kern? Funnily enough I have a friend whose cat's name I can't remember but the cat has a sister living nearby called Lucille. I'm glad people don't take their cats to the park and let them run off the lead then shout their names to call them back.... Not that I make a habit of wandering around parks looking at people's cats. :oops:
Sorry, I'm gabbling. I always do that in new situations. I suppose I'm just a bit nervous cos I'm new.

Well would you look at that - missed all the fun. :( Can someone let me know when the next party is? My Nation is still quite new so I'm still doing it up, no party till the paint has dried. My name's Gina, by the way (Princess).

I know I am supposed to be in bed :mrgreen: :lol:

Heya & welcome Lucilledom!

you didn't miss the party " this is a party that does not end, it goes on & on my friend..." ;) lol

Hi Kernlandia - or can I call you Kern? Funnily enough I have a friend whose cat's name I can't remember but the cat has a sister living nearby called Lucille. I'm glad people don't take their cats to the park and let them run off the lead then shout their names to call them back.... Not that I make a habit of wandering around parks looking at people's cats. :oops:
Sorry, I'm gabbling. I always do that in new situations. I suppose I'm just a bit nervous cos I'm new.

of course you can call me kern! and it's understandable you're nervous, but i'm sure you got nothing to worry about. you seem cool!

Hiya newer newbie, welcome, live long and prosper, all that jazz. And if it's any consolation I don't know any cats named Lucille, my cats name is Voodoo.

*Enters the palace for the first time* Wow... I've never been here before. Hi everyone! I've seen a few of you around before, but I've never really talked to all of you. You can call me Monty or Mont. :)

By the way, my a/s/l is 16/M/Timezone +8 (here's a little mystery you can solve) :P

Hola, Mont! What's new?

*goes in*
come my friends.. take a wonderer in. please?
*looks at them with her puppy-brown eyes* :P

Thanks everyone, I'll go and get a drink and join the dancing. Maybe you'd all like to learn this dance. It's called the the Dashing Lucilledom Fling. Everyone gets two partners and lines up in groups of 17. Then the first person to the right of the accordion player (you have got an accordion player?) does a pas de bas for twelve then hurls their second partner round for sixteen (sidesteps) Come on, let's get some life back in this party - it'd falling asleep! Who can play the bagpipes?

Come on in, Your!

Thanks everyone, I'll go and get a drink and join the dancing. Maybe you'd all like to learn this dance. It's called the the Dashing Lucilledom Fling. Everyone gets two partners and lines up in groups of 17. Then the first person to the right of the accordion player (you have got an accordion player?) does a pas de bas for twelve then hurls their second partner round for sixteen (sidesteps) Come on, let's get some life back in this party - it'd falling asleep! Who can play the bagpipes?

i don't think there are enough of us here!

and i can't play bagpipes or accordion... :(

Ciao Lang! I just got back from a short trip just yesterday. How have your holidays been?

Hey Your! What with all the begging? :P

Mine's been fine, podna.

hee thanks lang~
i knew my "eye-technique" must work on someone :P 8)

That's right, Your. I just don't have the heart to refuse the puppy eyes. :(

i frequently make use of puppy eyes...it always works!

naw~ i'm just copying some hobos or homeless...

wanna hear my new "pick-up line"?
"yo, you got a spare change brother?" :P

if you do it the "right" way (the scary way) you'll be rich in no time :twisted: :wink:

hoo..*yawn* i think i'm goin' to bed, but nice to meet you lucille!

That's right, Your. I just don't have the heart to refuse the puppy eyes. :(

thats no problem.. it just shows you to be compassionate. :)
note to herself: she has lang under her control now... :twisted:

Glad to hear it, Lang.

Your, that pick-up line doesn't really make sense! :o
And what do you mean by doing it the "scary" way? :P

Adios, Kern!

You have it all planned out, huh, Your?

That's right, Your. I just don't have the heart to refuse the puppy eyes. :(

thats no problem.. it just shows you to be compassionate. :)
note to herself: she has lang under her control now... :twisted: Tsk. Tsk. I guess "Yourhighness" is really a cross between "Yourangel" and "Yourdevil". :lol:

Goodnight Kern, see you next time. I'm just going to patch up these dancing injuries before I go.

Glad to hear it, Lang.

Your, that pick-up line doesn't really make sense! :o
And what do you mean by doing it the "scary" way? :P

lol, basically, if you are female, (and small one like me) - or small male, they think they have you under control... so when you walk by them, they ask you, "you got a spare-change brother?" but their tone is like, "i'm totally cool, yo look at me" but the funny thing is, they GLARE at you when you don't give you the money. and one time, this dude followed my mom for like several blocks... while glaring at her all the time... :shock:
and if you are female, sometimes they try to hit on you, like, "hey gorgeous, got some extra cash?". idk, i heard their "amazing pickup lines" too many times this week so i think its rubbing off of me or osmetinng like that.. :wink: :P

That's right, Your. I just don't have the heart to refuse the puppy eyes. :(

thats no problem.. it just shows you to be compassionate. :)
note to herself: she has lang under her control now... :twisted: Tsk. Tsk. I guess "Yourhighness" is really a cross between "Yourangel" and "Yourdevil". :lol:I guess so. :lol:

Adios, Kern!

You have it all planned out, huh, Your?

of course! i have everything under control.. "cackles" :twisted:

That's right, Your. I just don't have the heart to refuse the puppy eyes. :(

thats no problem.. it just shows you to be compassionate. :)
note to herself: she has lang under her control now... :twisted: Tsk. Tsk. I guess "Yourhighness" is really a cross between "Yourangel" and "Yourdevil". :lol:

uhoh,, my wrong side coming out~~
*makes sure her halo is still intact* :P

That's right, Your. I just don't have the heart to refuse the puppy eyes. :(

thats no problem.. it just shows you to be compassionate. :)
note to herself: she has lang under her control now... :twisted: Tsk. Tsk. I guess "Yourhighness" is really a cross between "Yourangel" and "Yourdevil". :lol:

uhoh,, my wrong side coming out~~
*makes sure her halo is still intact* :PI had a halo like that. It was from the Dollar Store though. :lol:

lol, basically, if you are female, (and small one like me) - or small male, they think they have you under control... so when you walk by them, they ask you, "you got a spare-change brother?" but their tone is like, "i'm totally cool, yo look at me" but the funny thing is, they GLARE at you when you don't give you the money. and one time, this dude followed my mom for like several blocks... while glaring at her all the time... :shock:
and if you are female, sometimes they try to hit on you, like, "hey gorgeous, got some extra cash?". idk, i heard their "amazing pickup lines" too many times this week so i think its rubbing off of me or osmetinng like that.. :wink: :P Ah, now I understand. Luckily people here aren't that annoying! But I'll give you my two cents (some spare change :P ): Don't use or listen to pick-up lines. They're just lame. :)

really? hopefully, mine will be allright as it was homemade....i mean....
<_<
>_>
<_<
um... i mean, i was born with it.. :P

lol, i wouldn't dream of using those "pick-up" lines... first of all, if you just knew the kind of pple that i'll probably end up with if i ever used them... "shudder" :shock:

So it was homemade...er...you were born with it. Okie doke!

uhoh,, my wrong side coming out~~
*makes sure her halo is still intact* :PI had a halo like that. It was from the Dollar Store though. :lol: Don't tell me you also bought a pair of wings to go along with it! :o :lol:

So it was homemade...er...you were born with it. Okie doke!
yuuupp!!! i was BORN with it.. and DON'T YOU FORGET IT! 8)

Wow, Mont, yeah. :shock:

Okay, Your!

I won't forget that it's homemade. :P

ergh... damn lang's good memory...

go buy some wings to be a more convincing angel

Why is everyone whispering all of a sudden? :o

So Your, how did you make your own halo? :P

Damn my good memory! :P

Nah, I'm fine.

umm... why are you both posting simultaniously all of sudden? "feels like they are conspiring against her" :shock: "gulp"

um.. the halo... err.... i cut it out of the posterboard and spray painted it! pretty realistic i say... 8)

It's all a conspiracy. :twisted:

You have a little tear in your halo.

a tear? :shock: :shock: :shock:
*goes over to the corner with a duck tape and starts fixing her halo*

Duct tape fixes all.

It's all a conspiracy. :twisted:

You have a little tear in your halo. Yes, don't underestimate us people with good memory. :P :twisted:

i know.. its great.. I once knew a person who made a purse out of ducktape. talking about it having multi purposes.. :lol:

A purse out of duct tape? :shock:

It's all a conspiracy. :twisted:

You have a little tear in your halo. Yes, don't underestimate us people with good memory. :P :twisted:

oh, don't tell me you overheard my little slip... i mean, whatever i said because I must have been drunk or high or something... yeah...

A purse out of duct tape? :shock: Maybe that person wanted to stick close to his/her money. :P

A purse out of duct tape? :shock: Maybe that person wanted to stick close to his/her money. :PI guess so.

It's all a conspiracy. :twisted:

You have a little tear in your halo. Yes, don't underestimate us people with good memory. :P :twisted:

oh, don't tell me you overheard my little slip... i mean, whatever i said because I must have been drunk or high or something... yeah... Your mouth moves faster than your mind, doesn't it? :P

So Lang, NEE really left the forums? I just remember him saying that he was taking a break.

So Lang, NEE really left the forums? I just remember him saying that he was taking a break.Yeah. He said that there was nothing anyone could do to change his mind, too.

yeah, actually, it was little weird..
no, i think she double-sided it or something like that so that both sides would be non-sticky..

well, yeah, i guess you can say my mouth moves faster.. its either that or the converse which sounds worse. :P

That's obvious, huh, Mont? :lol:

So Lang, NEE really left the forums? I just remember him saying that he was taking a break.Yeah. He said that there was nothing anyone could do to change his mind, too. Oh, that sucks. :(
Well, with his post count, maybe NS really was taking over his life.

So Lang, NEE really left the forums? I just remember him saying that he was taking a break.Yeah. He said that there was nothing anyone could do to change his mind, too.

how long has it been since he didn't come to the forum? and lang, did you talk to him through aim after his "declaration"?

So Lang, NEE really left the forums? I just remember him saying that he was taking a break.Yeah. He said that there was nothing anyone could do to change his mind, too. Oh, that sucks. :(
Well, with his post count, maybe NS really was taking over his life.

i don't know. I don't want to say anything, but I don't think that was it... I mean, I think something happened... :?

It's been about 3 weeks. I don't have aim...yet.

you missing out Lang, you missing out...
I dont have AIM either.. temporarily.. so, i can't talk to him for now...

NEE probably had a good reason for leaving.

probably... :?

That's obvious, huh, Mont? :lol: Very obvious. :lol:
But you never know, maybe she's just doing it on purpose. :P

Damn all these invalid sessions! :x *boots server*

I think NS was taking up too much of NEE's time.

lol, mont, you are being very generous by giving me the benefit of doubt i see.. :lol:

yeah, NEE really liked ns. thats what puzzles me though... :?

too late here. "yawns"
i'm gonna go y'all. :D ttyl.

Haha, I just sense that you may be saying some things on purpose. :wink:

I don't know either, Your. Some things will never be known. :?

Alright, Bye Your! Good night and sweet dreams! :D

Adios, Your!

Haha, I just sense that you may be saying some things on purpose. :wink:

I don't know either, Your. Some things will never be known. :? and these two things will be some things that you'll never know... :twisted:

Haha, I just sense that you may be saying some things on purpose. :wink:

I don't know either, Your. Some things will never be known. :? and these two things will be some things that you'll never know... :twisted: I don't know about that, I have a knack for snooping around and retrieving information... :twisted:

Wanna read something I found earlier?

Wanna read something I found earlier? And what might that be? :o

It's the secret diary of a cat. Cat-owners beware... :shock:


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding on the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed (again).

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was ...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.

But I can wait; it is only a matter of time....

ROTFLMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What a fabulous impersonation of a cat! But it sure is kind of scary. Luckily I don't own one. :P
Are you a cat-owner, Lang?

Yeah. He's a Tuxedo breed, which is one of those black and white ones. His name is Tommy. He looks more like a cow than a cat.

Hmm... is he as naughty as the cat who "wrote" the diary?

Sorta. My cat may be conspiring against me though. He always rubs against my legs when I walk and I find him on my bed when I wake up. I think the cat's trying to kill me. :shock:

Look at it this way. I think he just loves you and your companionship with him. :)

Maybe. :o

Does he purr a lot when you're around?

Sorta, but that's usually next to his food bowl.

Well, there you go! And I guess that means he's very grateful for his food too.

Or he's begging for more food...

Haha, I can imagine that! Purrs are probably a cat's equivalent of puppy dog eyes. :o

I can imagine. You know how people do puppy dog eyes to get what they want? I can imagine people purring.

People purring? I think sighing comes closest to that. :P

I think so too. :o

Lang, are you going to stay up the whole night?

I might. It certainly seems that way because I'm hyper right now.

Ah, I know what you mean, sometimes you just feel so awake at night you can't possibly fall asleep.

At least it's not like this summer, though. This summer, I was temporarily nocturnal. I would be up all night and sleep all day. That was insomnia. This is consuming too much sugar at the movies today.

Whoa. I know Nestea has the capacity to make people hyper - my friend got hyper on it once. :P

I got hyper off of fudge before. I was very alert that night. That night, there was this dripping noise and I didn't know what it was. I got out of my bed and ran to the bathroom. I checked everything in the bathroom and ran to the kitchen. Low and behold, water from the sink was dripping into a pot full of water, which annoys the hell out of me. Then, for some reason, I cracked up and started laughing. Words of advise to people in the audience, fudge and coke doesn't mix.

Thanks for the advice, I'll never try coke mixed with fudge. So did you find a solution to the dripping noise?
It's strange, but I never really go hyper on sugar. At least I think I don't. :o

I ran around the kitchen for about an hour ransacking the kitchen trying to find a way. Later, I tired out and realized the solution was to turn of the sink completely. I ran around for a whole hour like a headless chicken. I just laugh at it. I laugh at myself and all the dumb things I do. You wouldn't believe all the dumb things I've done.

LOL!!! It's good that you laugh a lot. Hey, everyone does dumb things. :o

I'm actually dumber than your average person to be exact. My ex-girlfriend called me an idiotic maniac when she dumped me. I agree with her and I told her that I agree. The difference between others and me is that I admit I'm an idiot and I don't give a damn.

You know, a teacher told me something once: There is no such thing as "normal" and "abnormal". We are all different. So really, you can't be dumber or smarter "than average". Averages are just generalisations, I suppose. Anyway, all people are idiots at some point in time.

Check this joke out:

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

Lol, that's pretty funny! :P
I guess firefighters are supposed to have a good sense of direction.

I'm at this cool site:

http://www.jokesgalore.com/index.php

Neat! Well, I have to go now.

Ciao Lang!

Have a happy new year! :)

Adios, Mont!

Check this joke out:

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thats funny !

I know. There's alot more, but too many to choose from. :lol:

Hey --Happiness-- :D

Hey --Happiness-- :D
heya SHP, how are ya this fine new years eve?(even thought it ain't evening here yet) ;) :D

I'm great!! Listening to the Offspring, and talking to my friends on NS!

Walks in with ten people each caring a platter stacked up with chocolate.
I brought a gift for the owner of this establishment. 8)
I need some happiness, I have not had such a great vacation :(

Walks in with ten people each caring a platter stacked up with chocolate.
I brought a gift for the owner of this establishment. 8)
I need some happiness, I have not had such a great vacation :(

8) hey thanks ! 8)
thats too bad about your vacation :( hopefully I can cheer ya up a little ;)

Well, I don't know what we can do other than talk to you and joke and stuff like that...but --Happiness--and I weill try to make you feel better!

*walks in palace as SHP asked* :wink: :D

--Happiness--...I have something to show you...I got you something you might like... 8)

--Happiness--...I have something to show you...I got you something you might like... 8)

whatcha got ? 8)

Oh i am just lonely, which is odd since there are like ten people over at my house :shock:

--Happiness--...I have something to show you...I got you something you might like... 8)

whatcha got ? 8)
might be a present

Oh i am just lonely, which is odd since there are like ten people over at my house :shock:
when people are at my house, I just stay on the internet, most of the time all people want to do it talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, so I just do something more important(get on the internet :D )

Yep, it sure is! Here it is!!!
http://www.richsamuels.com/nbcmm/hartline/graphics/house.jpg
I thought you should have a mansion! 8)

Yep, it sure is! Here it is!!!
http://www.richsamuels.com/nbcmm/hartline/graphics/house.jpg
I thought you should have a mansion! 8)

8) 8) 8) hey thanks !!! very nice 8) 8) 8)

Oh i am just lonely, which is odd since there are like ten people over at my house :shock:
when people are at my house, I just stay on the internet, most of the time all people want to do it talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, so I just do something more important(get on the internet :D )
well I don't like these people so I am hidding :?

I like the house, but I would never get one

Yep, it sure is! Here it is!!!
http://www.richsamuels.com/nbcmm/hartline/graphics/house.jpg
I thought you should have a mansion! 8)

8) 8) 8) hey thanks !!! very nice 8) 8) 8)
:oops: And, if you want, I could get you a car too...

Yep, it sure is! Here it is!!!
http://www.richsamuels.com/nbcmm/hartline/graphics/house.jpg
I thought you should have a mansion! 8)

8) 8) 8) hey thanks !!! very nice 8) 8) 8)
:oops: And, if you want, I could get you a car too...

the mansion is enough for me ! :D

*takes a look around the mansion* 8)

How many rooms are in the mansion?

How many rooms are in the mansion?
Around 40-50.

How many rooms are in the mansion?
Around 40-50.
modest, I like it :D

What, you expected more? :?

What, you expected more? :?
Well in my old neighbor hood if you said you only had 40-50 rooms you would not be talked to, good thing I ran from them. *shakes from thought of rich stuck up people* 75-90 is the range they liked, but I like your house it is so much nicer:D

Rich bastards...I only have like 10 rooms in my house...

Rich bastards...I only have like 10 rooms in my house...
trust me it is better to have 10 rooms in your house, I now have 6 rooms with the bathroom :D I like it better you can't get lost :?

Rich bastards...I only have like 10 rooms in my house...
trust me it is better to have 10 rooms in your house, I now have 6 rooms with the bathroom :D I like it better you can't get lost :?
I know...but I'll get a nicer house as soon as I go to college...I still am going to high school you know...

What, you expected more? :?
Well in my old neighbor hood if you said you only had 40-50 rooms you would not be talked to, good thing I ran from them. *shakes from thought of rich stuck up people* 75-90 is the range they liked, but I like your house it is so much nicer :D

:shock: 75-90 is a lot of rooms

*2 posts*

Oh I am a freshmen at college it is so much fun! :D
Yes it is alot of rooms but they are nevr used :x waste
My parents made me come home for the holidays and are trying to set me up with some rich stuck up bastard :x
I can't wait till school starts up agian and I get to go back to my house :D

Oh I am a freshmen at college it is so much fun! :D
Yes it is alot of rooms but they are nevr used :x waste
My parents made me come home for the holidays and are trying to set me up with some rich stuck up bastard :x
I can't wait till school starts up agian and I get to go back to my house :D
OK, now that's just evil...what your parents are doing

Oh I am a freshmen at college it is so much fun! :D
Yes it is alot of rooms but they are nevr used :x waste
My parents made me come home for the holidays and are trying to set me up with some rich stuck up bastard :x
I can't wait till school starts up agian and I get to go back to my house :D

I know the feeling, theres no place like home ;)

Oh I am a freshmen at college it is so much fun! :D
Yes it is alot of rooms but they are nevr used :x waste
My parents made me come home for the holidays and are trying to set me up with some rich stuck up bastard :x
I can't wait till school starts up agian and I get to go back to my house :D
OK, now that's just evil...what your parents are doing

I agree !

If my parents ever did that, I'd be furious...

yah that is why I am hidding, more people - alot of guys - keep on coming :x
there is a good side of having a lot of rooms :D

What grade are you in highschool?

yah that is why I am hidding, more people - alot of guys - keep on coming :x
there is a good side of having a lot of rooms :D

What grade are you in highschool?
Take a guess...
(I do this to everyone who asks, and I'm not about to stop now :wink: )

If my parents ever did that, I'd be furious...
Well I am but it is the way they were raised so I can't really blame them. They think you marry for status not love.

yah that is why I am hidding, more people - alot of guys - keep on coming :x
there is a good side of having a lot of rooms :D

What grade are you in highschool?
Take a guess...
(I do this to everyone who asks, and I'm not about to stop now :wink: )

10th ?

yah that is why I am hidding, more people - alot of guys - keep on coming :x
there is a good side of having a lot of rooms :D

What grade are you in highschool?
Take a guess...
(I do this to everyone who asks, and I'm not about to stop now :wink: )
That is fine, 10th?

yah that is why I am hidding, more people - alot of guys - keep on coming :x
there is a good side of having a lot of rooms :D

What grade are you in highschool?
Take a guess...
(I do this to everyone who asks, and I'm not about to stop now :wink: )

10th ?
hehe we both siad 10th :lol:

You know, EVERYONE thinks I'm older than I really am...I'm in 8th grade :lol:

yah that is why I am hidding, more people - alot of guys - keep on coming :x
there is a good side of having a lot of rooms :D

What grade are you in highschool?
Take a guess...
(I do this to everyone who asks, and I'm not about to stop now :wink: )

10th ?
hehe we both siad 10th :lol:

I beat ya :P :lol: :lol:

You know, EVERYONE thinks I'm older than I really am...I'm in 8th grade :lol:
that is cool, I hated middle school :?
High school was ok, I think I went to one to many parties but that happens :D

You know, EVERYONE thinks I'm older than I really am...I'm in 8th grade :lol:

so you are 14 err 13? (cannot remember what grade you are in at what age ;) )

I beat ya :P :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: you sure did, what grade are you in?

You know, EVERYONE thinks I'm older than I really am...I'm in 8th grade :lol:

so you are 14 err 13? (cannot remember what grade you are in at what age ;) )
I am 14 years old...

I beat ya :P :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: you sure did, what grade are you in?

10th

I beat ya :P :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: you sure did, what grade are you in?

10th
cool
watch out for the parties 8)
Tenth grade was my favorite year, but also the year I went to a lot of parties :D

Well, I doubt I'll go to many parties...

Well, I doubt I'll go to many parties...
well you have two years . . .

I beat ya :P :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: you sure did, what grade are you in?

10th
cool
watch out for the parties 8)
Tenth grade was my favorite year, but also the year I went to a lot of parties :D

I am homeschooled :| :(

I am homeschooled :| :(
I always wanted to be homeschooled :oops:
I had to go to a privet school were everyone was way to concerned about how they looked and who was/is going out with who. Plus my school gave out grades, the richer you were the better GPA you had, it was crap.

I am homeschooled :| :(
I always wanted to be homeschooled :oops:
I had to go to a privet school were everyone was way to concerned about how they looked and who was/is going out with who. Plus my school gave out grades, the richer you were the better GPA you had, it was crap.

homeschool may be ok if you have a parent/someone to help you, not you do everything yourself ;)

I think if I went to that school, I would have found a differant private school ;)

homeschool may be ok if you have a parent/someone to help you, not you do everything yourself ;)

I think if I went to that school, I would have found a differant private school ;)
My parents would not let me get out of the school, so I went. I wanted to test one time how much my parents were paying the teachers so I never turned in any work or did any of my test for a grading period and they still gave me an A. I was really mad, I know it sounds good but I will never know if I was really good at work. I now am proud when I get A's in college because I know I earned then along with my B's and a couple of C's my friends think I am weird when I am happy that I get C's. I am happy because it means that when I get an A I will know it is not paid for. :D

I am homeschooled :| :(
I always wanted to be homeschooled :oops:
I had to go to a privet school were everyone was way to concerned about how they looked and who was/is going out with who. Plus my school gave out grades, the richer you were the better GPA you had, it was crap.
Um, isn't that like illegal, to give grades based on status? I go to a public school that really sucks...

Um, isn't that like illegal, to give grades based on status? I go to a public school that really sucks...
very illegal but they got away with it, the police would not believe you if you told them.
Public schools suck at least as much as private schools, that is why I wanted to home school myself with out any one but the computer's help. 8)

I am leaving for a bit, should be back around 9 pr 10, maybe earlier, not sure ;)

bye, is that your time?

Um, isn't that like illegal, to give grades based on status? I go to a public school that really sucks...
very illegal but they got away with it, the police would not believe you if you told them.
Public schools suck at least as much as private schools, that is why I wanted to home school myself with out any one but the computer's help. 8)
Actually, public schools are a lot better...the kids aren't snobs!

Um, isn't that like illegal, to give grades based on status? I go to a public school that really sucks...
very illegal but they got away with it, the police would not believe you if you told them.
Public schools suck at least as much as private schools, that is why I wanted to home school myself with out any one but the computer's help. 8)
Actually, public schools are a lot better...the kids aren't snobs!
that is true, but most don't have very good teachers,
I hate snobs :x

Um, isn't that like illegal, to give grades based on status? I go to a public school that really sucks...
very illegal but they got away with it, the police would not believe you if you told them.
Public schools suck at least as much as private schools, that is why I wanted to home school myself with out any one but the computer's help. 8)
Actually, public schools are a lot better...the kids aren't snobs!
that is true, but most don't have very good teachers,
I hate snobs :x
Actually, 90% of my schools teachers are nice

Actually, 90% of my schools teachers are nice
really, I must be wrong then, sorry :oops:

Well, we do have a gang of sorts...the IMP...but they really don't do anything, they're just an annoyance.

Well, we do have a gang of sorts...the IMP...but they really don't do anything, they're just an annoyance.
that is so cool, a real gang :shock:
sorry I live a sheltered life :oops:

Well, we do have a gang of sorts...the IMP...but they really don't do anything, they're just an annoyance.
that is so cool, a real gang :shock:
sorry I live a sheltered life :oops:
Would you like to know what IMP means? It isn't their real gang name, but it's what I call them...

Would you like to know what IMP means? It isn't their real gang name, but it's what I call them...
yes please