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If you had a gun with one bullet and were standing in a room with Sadam and George W. Bush.... what would you do?

Shoot Saddam, Bush...well.

I like it...

Shoot Saddam.

I've said before I wished someone would have a "hunting accident" near the White House.

Actually, a just God would see that Bush choked on Bratwurst and saurkraut and was then buried in a French cemetary somewhere. Serve him right. But the French wouldn't have him. -nods-

yep

I would kill to birds with one stone....... just change the angle and you kill them both..... but being the non confrentional that i am i would leave the bullet and take the gun out of the room.

Line them up single file, bushs face to the back of saddams head, put the barrel on saddams forhead, and fire. :D

Sergio, gettin 2 bird with one stone

Saddam is alive. He recuperates and is smuggled into the US. He lies in wait as Bush has his weekly tryst with a deer in the woods nearby the Oval Office....he shoots him with a small caliber derringer to show he never had any WMD. :wink:

Easy choice. Saddam is a runaway dictator with no real power (If he isn´t already dead.) Bush is an alive and kicking treat to world peace. Kill Bush! :)

Actually don't shoot bush or Saddam there yesterdays news, you have to go after their children, George W Bush jnr jnr,

I've said before I wished someone would have a "hunting accident" near the White House.

Actually, a just God would see that Bush choked on Bratwurst and saurkraut and was then buried in a French cemetary somewhere. Serve him right. But the French wouldn't have him. -nods-

But the French would have a whole lot of our other boys huh? Checkout Normandy!

I've said before I wished someone would have a "hunting accident" near the White House.

Actually, a just God would see that Bush choked on Bratwurst and saurkraut and was then buried in a French cemetary somewhere. Serve him right. But the French wouldn't have him. -nods-

But the French would have a whole lot of our other boys huh? Checkout Normandy!

Only heroes get buried at Normady. Dubya went AWOL, he's not near the term "hero."

Same room, one bullet, 2 @ss holes, decision decision *getting migrane from thinking too hard* *Still thinking* *Alright so I'm a little slow in the head I'm a guy after all* how about Shoot BUsh and beat the living siht out of Saddam withthe guy and them napalm the white house just to make sure. Knowing me however, I'd probably try to shoot Bush, Miss and hit saddam. I wonder what I'd do then. SUpoose have to forulate a new plan *Like an idiot to stupid to realize he can reverse his previous plan* OH well. It hurts to much.

Me? I'd rather kill the lowlifes who voted to kill the American President! In my country, it's illegal to threaten the life of the legitimately elected president. But, then again, I bet most of you aren't from America, are you, and the rest are a bunch of elitist college kids who think they know everything about how the world works, because they're taking a "Class" on it! I got some advice for you: Move to Syria and be Uday Hussein's butt-bitches for a while. That'll change your minds.

Me? I'd rather kill the lowlifes who voted to kill the American President! In my country, it's illegal to threaten the life of the legitimately elected president. But, then again, I bet most of you aren't from America, are you, and the rest are a bunch of elitist college kids who think they know everything about how the world works, because they're taking a "Class" on it! I got some advice for you: Move to Syria and be Uday Hussein's butt-bitches for a while. That'll change your minds.

*applauds*

Only heroes get buried at Normady. Dubya went AWOL, he's not near the term "hero."
He never was AWOL; actually, he cut in line to get into the National Guard. And even though you could say that it wasn't fair to everyone else that he could use his father's wealth, you could also say that he saved another man from death in the military.

Saddam...

Bush doesn't build torchure chambers under the police departments..

Me? I'd rather kill the lowlifes who voted to kill the American President! In my country, it's illegal to threaten the life of the legitimately elected president. But, then again, I bet most of you aren't from America, are you, and the rest are a bunch of elitist college kids who think they know everything about how the world works, because they're taking a "Class" on it! I got some advice for you: Move to Syria and be Uday Hussein's butt-bitches for a while. That'll change your minds.

Yeah, shutup you overeducated liberals and foreigners! :roll:

I wonder how some people would get by without their ignorant overgeneralizations to protect them from actually having to think?

Shoot Saddam, pistol-whip Bush.

Saddam...

Bush doesn't build torchure chambers under the police departments..

No, that's Aschcroft's project. He tells Bush that they're gonna be zoos. Boy, is Georgie going to be disappointed...

I'd shoot Saddam in the right kneecap then skin him alive and pour kerosene on him and set him on fire while GW cackles like a mad scientist's sidekick (MY sidekick I might add which is a switch for me considering that I'm usually someone else's comical sidekick).

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Shoot Dubya then pistol whip Saddam to death. This is assuming I have a heavy revolver.

I'd shoot Saddam... Then club bush to death with the butt of the pistol.

Shoot Saddam, then pistol-whip Dubya until he agrees to resign. He doesn't have to be killed, just out of office. On the other hand, if he were to walk in front of a certain fast-moving large group of generic large wild animals...well, let's just say I wouldn't stand in his way.

the bush admin does use our fear to sway opinion to support them in their attack on the middle east

Kill them both.

neither. I would leave the room and toss the gun back in just before I shut the door. Then I get a rope. Then I come back and wait for the gunshot. Then I go back into the room, tie up whoever won, and send him to Iran. Sure, Dick Cheney would be the president, but he's less likely to get four more years

I'd shoot Saddam, because i live in the US and, thanks to the "Patriot Act", Ashcroft is probably reading my post right now. and genocide or something, i guess.

I think I'll shoot Saddam. I'll take up Dubya bare-handed

:twisted:

Take a seat, tell them to negotiate make peace while I hold the gun at their heads.

Saddam Hussein is an old, evil, hated man on the run. No one will shelter him, because he has no allies. Islamic Terrorists might have cosied up to him when he had power, because an anti-American powerbase would have been useful. Personally, I've yet to hear of any evidence beyond Rumsfeld's insane ravings that they actually did, and plenty that they didn't, but regardless, now that he has nothing to offer them, he's just a secular socialist former dictator. They hate him. The West hates him. He can't do any more harm.
Bush, on the other hand, is a still present threat to world peace, to the environment, and to society in general. I'd shoot him in the spine, then give Saddam a sharp knife, and leave them alone together. I'd then go and get another bullet, give Saddam enough time to dispose of Bush, go and shoot Donald Rumsfeld, and push the smoking gun into Saddam's hands just before the police arrived.

If you had a gun with one bullet and were standing in a room with Sadam and George W. Bush.... what would you do?
George Bright :idea: Bush

Me? I'd rather kill the lowlifes who voted to kill the American President! In my country, it's illegal to threaten the life of the legitimately elected president. But, then again, I bet most of you aren't from America, are you, and the rest are a bunch of elitist college kids who think they know everything about how the world works, because they're taking a "Class" on it! I got some advice for you: Move to Syria and be Uday Hussein's butt-bitches for a while. That'll change your minds.

Yeah, shutup you overeducated liberals and foreigners! :roll:

I wonder how some people would get by without their ignorant overgeneralizations to protect them from actually having to think?

Shoot Saddam, pistol-whip Bush.
Oh yeah and your an Native american right ?

Me? I'd rather kill the lowlifes who voted to kill the American President! In my country, it's illegal to threaten the life of the legitimately elected president. But, then again, I bet most of you aren't from America, are you, and the rest are a bunch of elitist college kids who think they know everything about how the world works, because they're taking a "Class" on it! I got some advice for you: Move to Syria and be Uday Hussein's butt-bitches for a while. That'll change your minds.

Yeah, shutup you overeducated liberals and foreigners! :roll:

I wonder how some people would get by without their ignorant overgeneralizations to protect them from actually having to think?

Shoot Saddam, pistol-whip Bush.
Oh yeah and your an Native american right ?

Sarcasm, young one, sarcasm. Please use a little more discretion next time.

Oh yeah and your an Native american right ?
I don't get it.
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that his name is "Weedlovers."

If it wasn't possible to get them both in a nice row and use just one bullet to best effect... I'd choose Dubbaya. Because Saddam fucked up only one country - his own -, while the Bush jr. count is still going.