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Supposing the movie Jennifer Government had an unlimited budget, what actors do you think could play the parts? I figure Hilary Swank could play JG, and Julian McMahon could play John Nike.

What do you folks say?

which movie?

which movie?

Sorry, Jennifer Government.

Samuel L. Jackson as some bad ass black man(is there one in the book? If not, we can write him into the script)

Samuel L. Jackson as some bad ass black man(is there one in the book? If not, we can write him into the script)
There is not one in the book--and as far as I could tell, it already was full to the brim with characters; I doubt you could write in an additional one.

There is always room for a bad-ass black man.

I dispute the above statement. If you tried to insert a bad-ass black man into The Lord of the Rings the film would spontaneously combust, J.R.R. Tolkien would start spinning in his grave so fast he'd become a major neutrino source, and the Tolkien Taliban would firebomb your house.

I don't know about that, something tells me Gandalf would just feel more natural with a little more "Awwww, yeah, baby" in his dialogue.

Cinemas would be left in flames, Peter Jackson's corpse would be nailed to the doors of Weta Limited, and Tolkien would rise from his deathly slumber to stalk the Earth. I have to advise against it.

Samuel L. Jackson is cool, though, as is Lawrence Fishbourne. And Chiwetel Ejiofor.

Cinemas would be left in flames, Peter Jackson's corpse would be nailed to the doors of Weta Limited, and Tolkien would rise from his deathly slumber to stalk the Earth. I have to advise against it.
Advise against it?! But that sounds awesome! :D