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The "Perfectly Legal" Store

The Mafia Lords
16-04-2008, 15:59
Seeing as the UN building is nuetral ground, on which many things can happen that normaly wouldn't, my organization has decided to extend our business here. Please contact us if you or your country need anything and I do mean ANYTHING. Just don't go drawing attention to us and it'll all work out. Just go to the Strangers Bar and ask about Xer on diplomatic business, can't miss him, the lizard with the exo skeleton. He'll take care of you.

ooc: any transactions are done secretly and shouldn't be referenced as common knowlege unless you have a good reason. I do this on a public forum because there is no other frikin way to do it so please throw me a bone here.
The Resi Corporation
16-04-2008, 21:49
OOC: I'm still pretty sure you can't peddle smack on the steps of the WA without something taking umbrage.
The Mafia Lords
16-04-2008, 23:24
ooc: It's not a crime if you don't get caught.
Frisbeeteria
16-04-2008, 23:33
<ahem>

There are no drug laws on the World Assembly's books. Yet.
The Mafia Lords
16-04-2008, 23:39
Come to us if you want something. Not to debate. Legal or not we don't want attention.
Now how may I do business with you?
Greenstripes
16-04-2008, 23:49
Anything you say? The Confederacy has had multiple problems with the forming of opposition parties. We want these people to quietly disappear. There is also a black market enterprise in Greenstripes... a problem with Uranium mining. We want this operation removed COMPLETELY. So that it should be put under state control, we cannot have anything in our government run by crooks... thus the mafia lords... would be good to have under our control.

*Finishing his note, the Dictator would find Xer, obscurely placing it in his pocket as he walked by*
The Mafia Lords
17-04-2008, 00:30
Anything you say? The Confederacy has had multiple problems with the forming of opposition parties. We want these people to quietly disappear. There is also a black market enterprise in Greenstripes... a problem with Uranium mining. We want this operation removed COMPLETELY. So that it should be put under state control, we cannot have anything in our government run by crooks... thus the mafia lords... would be good to have under our control.

*Finishing his note, the Dictator would find Xer, obscurely placing it in his pocket as he walked by*

Anything but our sovereignity. I can however offer some of the choiciest men for hire in the universe. You looking for demonstrations or unfortunate accidents?
Xer slipped the note in the ambassadors meeting desk and waited for a hologram message.
Flibbleites
17-04-2008, 00:39
Anyone else notice the problems with this thread? Namely that the "UN" building is a smoking pile of rubble and the WA doesn't have a building yet.
The Mafia Lords
17-04-2008, 01:01
Anyone else notice the problems with this thread? Namely that the "UN" building is a smoking pile of rubble and the WA doesn't have a building yet.

ooc: If your not going to participate then go rip on somebody elses page. Better yet why don't you take all the minor little flaws you see in these forums, write em down, then crumple them into a ball, and shove it right up your...
Ardchoille
17-04-2008, 01:49
Also OOC: The Mafia Lords, quit flaming. Flibbleites was just bringing you up to speed on the current RP situation. There's no reason to think your character's not hanging seedily round at the back of said charred ruins, or (if he's a delegate) oozing up beside other delegates at the makeshift Strangers' Bar (which is where a lot of WA RP takes place).

Hmmm ... WARP ... how appropriate.
The Mafia Lords
17-04-2008, 16:32
ooc: My apologise I was unaware that there was no longer a building.
The Mafia Lords
17-04-2008, 16:34
The place has been moved
Regular squirrels
17-04-2008, 23:09
where?
The Mafia Lords
17-04-2008, 23:36
go to the strangers bar and ask to talk to Xer on diplomatic business. on DIPLOMATIC BUSINESS. This is for anyone interested. To be clear this is technicaly not illegal because The Fiefdom of The Mafia Lords is a sovereign nation.
The Mafia Lords
18-04-2008, 14:49
consider this thread a notice
Frisbeeteria
18-04-2008, 16:05
Consider this "roleplay" closed. If you want to do non-WA roleplay, do it in International Incidents.