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Aftenoon, my fellow UN delegates.

Recently, I have proposed a new Proposal called "Proposition for WWDD"

What is a WWDD you ask?
A World Wide Drinking Day.

There are many benefits to be had with this Day, and I ask simply that you look up my proposal and help to endorse it, so we may see the UN's decision on a matter of such.

Also, we may discuss it here, and I can try to convert your mind to my thinking.

~Kendra of the KAT Administration

That sounds suspiciously like every day for me.

HotRodian UN Representative
Accelerus Dioce

OOC: Who will be first to notice why it's illegal?

Proposition For WWDD

A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs.

Category: Recreational Drug Use
Decision: Promote
Proposed by: The KAT Administration

Description: WWDD - A proposal providing for the sake of the Nations of the world enjoying that of a World Wide Drinking Day.

The Nations stationed within the League of Evil do ask for the world to take a break, and enjoy the festivity provided by the alcoholic beverage.

A proposal of this type:
ASKS the nations of the UN to consider the advantages from a day of this arena, rather than consequences thought up by those of the pessimistic nature.

RECOMMENDS the nations of the UN to consider the merriment and joy brought from kicking back with a drink and relaxing with a day off for such activity.

RECOGNIZES that every human being, including the supreme and noble rulers themselves, should be able to "kick back and relax" with the alcoholic beverage of their choice for a day of peace and thought.

ACKNOWLEDGES those nations with alcoholic bans and asks them to reconsider for one day of their calender year to give their citizens a chance to appreciate the wonder and truths expelled from the mystery of alcohol.

CONSIDERS the consequences of such a day, but simply asks, if good control is exerted upon a nation with a good ruler, should there actually be any problems?

REQUESTS the approval of the UN to promote such a day for laughter, fun, gaiety, and relaxation, while providing for the boom of the industry regarding. Alos, providing for the day every citizen can look foward to all across the world, bringing the sense of worldwide unity, a Friday, the WWDD, the World Wide Drinking Day.

Voting Ends: Sat Nov 24 2007

Oo! Oo! I know! Because of branding?

Oo! Oo! I know! Because of branding?

Bingo. Free drinks in the Stranger's Bar for the Kennyite Delegation, generously paid for by the Ministry of Hospitality.

I do not understand why it would be illegal

Ooo! Ooo! I know why.

The Nations stationed within the League of Evil do ask for the world to take a break, and enjoy the festivity provided by the alcoholic beverage.


The Nations stationed within the League of Evil.
This is branding.
This is illegal.
Thus your proposal is illegal.


Have a nice day.
Dr. Maxmillian Renault, Evoinia.

Ooo! Ooo! I know why.



The Nations stationed within the League of Evil.
This is branding.
This is illegal.
Thus your proposal is illegal.


Have a nice day.
Dr. Maxmillian Renault, Evoinia.

For more information on this and the other rules UN proposals must abide by, check out this topic (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=420465).

Bob Flibble
UN Representative
This Public Service Announcement was paid for by no one.

Well thank you everyone for your replies as to why this was illegal.

However, I have submitted a new version that does not brand. Therefore, we can debate again!

Please, look up the WWDD and approve if you see fit!

And yet it still seems to have escaped the honoured delegate's attention that debate over a proposal before it is submitted would be less likely to result in further illegality.

Here, for those interested, is the text:


Category: Recreational Drug Use
Decision: Promote
Proposed by: The KAT Administration

Description: WWDD - A proposal providing for the sake of the Nations of the world enjoying that of a World Wide Drinking Day.

Nations of the United Nations, it is asked for the world to take a break, and enjoy the festivity provided by the alcoholic beverage.

A proposal of this type:
ASKS the nations of the UN to consider the advantages from a day of this area, rather than consequences thought up by those of the pessimistic nature.

RECOMMENDS the nations of the UN to consider the merriment and joy brought from kicking back with a drink and relaxing with a day off for such activity.

RECOGNIZES that every human being, including the supreme and noble rulers themselves, should be able to "kick back and relax" with the alcoholic beverage of their choice for a day of peace and thought.

ACKNOWLEDGES those nations with alcoholic bans and asks them to reconsider for one day of their calender year to give their citizens a chance to appreciate the wonder and truths expelled from the mystery of alcohol.

CONSIDERS the consequences of such a day, but simply asks, if good control is exerted upon a nation with a good ruler, should there actually be any problems?

REQUESTS the approval of the UN to promote such a day for laughter, fun, gaiety, and relaxation, while providing for the boom of the industry regarding. Also, providing for the day every citizen can look forward to all across the world, bringing the sense of worldwide unity, a Friday, the WWDD, the World Wide Drinking Day.
Who's up first this time?

Me, starting at the top: what strength?

Suggestion: Mild 'n' bitter ...

No, I won't hog the stage. Since poor Prince Rhodri's so devoted to UN duty he's missing out on the hunting season, I reckon the Gobbannian delegation deserves a decent go.

-- Dicey Reilly, wrongfully President for Life of Ardchoille.

Operative clauses


ASKS
RECOMMENDS
RECOGNIZES
ACKNOWLEDGES
CONSIDERS
REQUESTS


These don't do anything...

I love to see a weekly happy hour in every pubs, but the branding needs to go first.

Ideas:

DEFINES a Happy Hours as follows:

- WHEREAS beverages and spirits are sold at half the original cost or less, or

- WHEREAS beverages and spirits are sold for free

CONFIDENT that the weekly Happy Hour will boost drink sales.

But the category of drugs don't seem to fit this resolution...

show me this snazzy bar! I'm there! Hooah!