Bamnning Pot in all countries
Chanleria
30-08-2007, 02:41
we should ban pot from all countries because it causes bad health, it is a drug, and people can get addicted to it. If you support me, telegram Chanleria with the word "support". THANK YOU!
Goobergunchia
30-08-2007, 02:49
Darren pulls out a joint and begins smoking it, much to the dismay of everybody nearby.
Do you have a draft text for this proposal, man? I wouldn't support it, but posting a draft text is totally the cool thing to do.
Darren Funkel
Acting Goobergunchian UN Ambassador
Founder, Democratic Underground region
Blessed Adeline
30-08-2007, 03:20
Blessed Adeline firmly opposes your proposals.
Marijuana helps greatly with pain and suffering of terminal or chronic illness patients.
It should be up to a nation to individually decide if they want it to be available to their citizens.
Gobbannium
30-08-2007, 03:36
We must point out to the Ambassador of Chanleria that such a proposal would be illegal, since it is in contradiction to the UN Drug Act. To enact your proposal, you would first have to repeal that Act, and we would gently suggest that such would be a distinctly non-trivial task.
we should ban __________ because it causes bad health, it is a drug, and people can get addicted to it. If you support me, telegram Chanleria with the word "support". THANK YOU!
What will you put in the blank next? As can think of a number of so called drugs that would fit the base that pot does, and these are far worse than pot and have no benifit to any who may use them but to provide the with and easy out of life. Then if you look ahead you can send this one out as well:
we should ban chocolate because it causes bad health and rots teeth, it is a drug, and people can get addicted to it.
Or perhaps this one:
we should ban GUNS because they cause bad health, it is a weapons, and people can kill with it.
Thus in time the NSUN will ban everything from members and they won't be able to do anything but sit around and grip about all the things they can't do.. unless:
we should ban gripping because it makes folks sad, it is just rude, and people can be really annoying when they do it..
Thus those of us outside the NSUN membership will sit around and laugh as you get fat uglier and lazier cause you banned yourselves out... of life...
Haahaa Inofunknee,
Minister of Satire,
Professor of Clownduggery,
Senior Undertaker Boredom's Funeral Systems
Anyone fancy popping to the garage to get some food? I've got the munchies.
Staffsilvania
30-08-2007, 13:56
Darren pulls out a joint and begins smoking it, much to the dismay of everybody nearby.
Do you have a draft text for this proposal, man? I wouldn't support it, but posting a draft text is totally the cool thing to do.
Darren Funkel
Acting Goobergunchian UN Ambassador
Founder, Democratic Underground region
Jandek never could resist a fattie...
Comrade, care to pass that thing around?
Jandek Sladgrov
United Nations Ambassador for The People's Republic of Staffsilvania
Regional Delegate for the Axis of Death
Goobergunchia
30-08-2007, 16:48
Certainly!
Darren passes his joint to Jandek.
Staffsilvania
31-08-2007, 00:40
Certainly!
Darren passes his joint to Jandek.
Thankyou!
Jandek takes a long deep drag and almost immediately slumps a little in his seat before passing the joint back to Darren
Bahgums ambassador to the UN was relieved to find out that the suggestion to ban pot in no way includes pint pots. Sir Albert suggests that a draft proposal uses the internationally accepted scientific name of 'weed' so as to avoid further confusion.