Ecological Protection Comittee
The Raptor Pack
28-06-2007, 20:14
Ecological Protection Comittee
Category: Environmental
Strength: Mild
Industry Affected: All
This IS NOT a comittee I made a title mistake.
Stating that: There should be an organization dedicated to determining key life forms in an enviroments ecology. Inorder to direct conservationist organizations on what to focus on.
Disgusted that: There has been nothing done by the UN already to prevent international ecologies from collapsing.
Noting that: There have been rulings by the UN to protect enviroments.
Arguing that: We should however know the most important species in an ecology and prioritise on them. (but not forgeting to protect all.) So that we may better protect these fragile environments with greater precision and acuracy.
Stating that: This organization will have research teams covering the globe studying and monitoring international ecologies. Working in these ecologies for a minimum of a year or so.
Further stating that: This organizations primary purpose will be to direct other conservationist organizations on where to base their efforts.
Further stating that: This organizations primary purpose is research for other organizations.
Concluding that: This organization will help to make other conservationist organizations more efficiant and better organized.
Akimonad
28-06-2007, 20:26
You have to actually declare the committee's creation in the resolution. I think.
Frisbeeteria
28-06-2007, 20:50
There's actually a UN proposal rule disallowing proposals whose only purpose is to create a committee. Of course, this proposal never actually creates a committee, nor does anything else for that matter.
Needs some work. Lots of work.
The Raptor Pack
28-06-2007, 21:17
Will these adjustments fix that problem at least?
Philimbesi
28-06-2007, 21:23
Not sure this will be legal. In that I think the only purpose is to create a committee which isn't legal.
You'd be better of creating a resolution that outlines ways for nations to protect the ecology, and then a committee that oversees it. If that was your intention then you need a lot more of the outlining.
-DM
The Raptor Pack
28-06-2007, 21:34
Not sure this will be legal. In that I think the only purpose is to create a committee which isn't legal.
You'd be better of creating a resolution that outlines ways for nations to protect the ecology, and then a committee that oversees it. If that was your intention then you need a lot more of the outlining.
-DM
Two f's in off.
Two f's in off.
Regardless of my friend's spelling error. He is correct. Committees are icing on the cake not the cake itself.
Second I would suggest in the preamble clauses the addition of an argument as to why ecology is an international issue.
Philimbesi
28-06-2007, 22:50
Two f's in off.
Congratulations you have a perfectly spelled resolution that will go nowhere. More power to you!
The Raptor Pack
28-06-2007, 23:16
Regardless of my friend's spelling error. He is correct. Committees are icing on the cake not the cake itself.
Second I would suggest in the preamble clauses the addition of an argument as to why ecology is an international issue.
Because ecologies stretch over national borders. When ecologies fall apart the environments fall apart and no matter how far up we are in the ecology we WILL suffer the consequences. Or rather YOU will. My kind haven't destroyed our enviroment:upyours:.
Well thank you for your kind response to my assistance. Please be sure to submit it immediately. I hear Hack likes nuking n00bs.
Also without a direct in proposal argument I doubt you will get many people to come on board. Enviromental legislation has a bad habit of getting repealed.
Philimbesi
28-06-2007, 23:45
Spare us the rhetoric you self righteous little gecko.
The Raptor Pack
29-06-2007, 01:50
Spare us the rhetoric you self righteous little gecko. KRRRRAAAAAAAA!!! (Sharp Tooth promptly leaps from his desk. Hits the representative of Philimbesi in the chest with a flying attack claws undeployed. The representative is temporarily knocked out. Sharp Tooth takes the oportunity to urinate on him. Reaching his desk again the translater translates...) The next time you call me lizard human I WILL deploy my claw.
The Raptor Pack
29-06-2007, 01:54
FORGET COMITTEES!! I FIXED THAT A LONG TIME AGO!!!! I CAN'T CHANGE THE TITLE!!! READ THIS HUMANS AND HOLD YOUR TONGUES ABOUT COMITTEES!!!:mad:
Akimonad
29-06-2007, 03:17
Dr. Hodz leaps to his feet and grabs his phone, calling the Building Management Maintenance of Order Dept.
"Sir, it's Sharp Tooth of the Raptor Pack. That overgrown lizard jumped another delegate and knocked over a desk. I heard that he did this before, in another drafting session, and you pledged to do something about it if it happened again. Can you calm him down? Or should I just stun him?"
The next time you call me lizard human I WILL deploy my claw.
The next time you tackle a delegate, I will blow a hole through your abdomen. Or I'll at least stun you.
~Dr. Jules Hodz
OOC:
FORGET COMITTEES!! I FIXED THAT A LONG TIME AGO!!!! I CAN'T CHANGE THE TITLE!!! READ THIS HUMANS AND HOLD YOUR TONGUES ABOUT COMITTEES!!!
1. For your own good, chill out before you get deleted/deated. Or at least warned.
2. Your proposal does nothing. For real. I'm sorry, but that's the truth. Even if you put in a clause creating a committee, it would still be illegal.
The representative is temporarily knocked out.
It's up to Philimbesi to decide whether or not his character is knocked out.
The Raptor Pack
29-06-2007, 03:34
Alright humans I understand it's illegal. I am leaving now. You don't have to post anymore. And Hodz I have told you before you would be dead before you pulled the trigger. Before I leave humans for your own safety especialy yours Hodz. I warn you stop calling me lizard. I am not a sprawl leg! I am a raptor! Again I say you are calling me evolutionarily retarded and I will not tolerate this insult! You will address me as Sharp Tooth and my kind raptor. The security team following me is not going to save you. My kind have not lived long by luck. I am fast and I am smart you cannot hide from me I will smell you from far away. Stop or consequences. Remember humans.
UN Building Mgmt
29-06-2007, 04:35
"Sir, it's Sharp Tooth of the Raptor Pack. That overgrown lizard jumped another delegate and knocked over a desk. I heard that he did this before, in another drafting session, and you pledged to do something about it if it happened again. Can you calm him down? Or should I just stun him?"A Maintence of Order Department Squad slips into the room unnoticed, sneaks up behind Sharp Tooth, and snares him with a net gun. The Squad Leader turns to Dr. Hodz and says, "We got here as quickly as we could. We stopped by the Communications Department first and had an interperter who speaks raptor accompany us just in case his ignoring us is due to a glitch with the Universal Translators."
The Squad Leader then walks over to where Sharp Tooth is squirming in a futile attempt to break free of the net. "Don't bother, you're only making the net tighter," he says through the interperter. "Now you listen up lizard breath, we're sick and tired or receiving complaints about your behavior in these halls. Now you will conduct yourself with decorum or so help me I will blast your scaly ass back to the Stone Age!"
The Most Glorious Hack
29-06-2007, 07:32
School's out already?
Come on people... let's try some civility.
Philimbesi
29-06-2007, 11:15
Donattella picks herself up and dusts off her dress. The raptor hurt, but no way did she lose consiouness. "I guess that's what happens when you try to help an ingnorant being trying to make itself seem civilized." she says.
Philimbesi
29-06-2007, 14:06
OOC: Fair enough Hack. Apologies.
Tired Goblins
29-06-2007, 14:52
*shakes head and :rolleyes:* "And some people say goblins are bad!"
Grundy Goblin, UN rep of Tired Goblins
The Raptor Pack
29-06-2007, 16:27
(Using one of his many little known adaptations. He excretes a lubricant into his feathers through his skin. Squirming biting and clawing he tears out of the net. He runs at the translater and hits him head on. Now at the door, he is poised to leave.) Are you humans deaf!!! I said I was leaving!! Is it so difficult to not call me a lizard!!:mad: Hodz you just watch your step in this place!! (Sharp Tooth runs out.)
The Raptor Pack
29-06-2007, 22:52
Message to The Most Glorious Hack: Please trash post I know its illegal.
Frisbeeteria
29-06-2007, 23:41
You can delete your own posts, Raptor. Don't post about it again, particularly in a non-Moderation setting. That's just spamming.
UN Building Mgmt
30-06-2007, 02:15
(Using one of his many little known adaptations. He excretes a lubricant into his feathers through his skin. Squirming biting and clawing he tears out of the net. He runs at the translater and hits him head on. Now at the door, he is poised to leave.) Are you humans deaf!!! I said I was leaving!! Is it so difficult to not call me a lizard!!:mad: Hodz you just watch your step in this place!! (Sharp Tooth runs out.)
The UN Building Management Maintence of Order Department Squad follows Sharp Tooth out the door. "We didn't call you a lizard, we called you 'lizard breath.' Oh and in the future, apologize when you knock someone down."
The Raptor Pack
30-06-2007, 02:31
The UN Building Management Maintence of Order Department Squad follows Sharp Tooth out the door. "We didn't call you a lizard, we called you 'lizard breath.' Oh and in the future, apologize when you knock someone down."
"Go to hell monkey spawn!" (Sharp Tooths machine translates from his skreeches and hisses, as he runs down the hall:mad:.)