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Zerg Rush The Earth Omzg

The Blood Crescent
07-06-2007, 07:12
HELP save our MOther Earth


A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.

Category: International Security

Strength: Strong

Proposed by: The Blood Crescent

Description: It is time to strengthen our military, the zerg has come to invade us, the United Earth Directorate. We need to unite as one to battle this alien force of evil.

1/ since this is a really big emergency, all civilians are allowed to bear arms

2/ all of money will be devoted for the Navy, the Army, and the Air Force of the UED.

3/ Allow building and maintaining bomb shelters in case of a Nuclear strike against these abominations. You don't want to be around when you hear "NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED" and a big red dot flashes beneath your feet.

4/ Preparation for evacuation in case our planet is overrruned. More Star-ports are needed to create Drop-ships around the world. Key and important people will be transport first to Zeti Reticuli. Our Grays friends had promise us hospitality.

5/ We should consider contacting the Terran Dominion. I doubt that they will help us after we expunge them from our planet, but they are the only humans left that can prevent this intergalactic war.

6/ To be able to complete all the propositions above, we all need to alert the media and try to combine our strength. Everyone needs to be calm and work together for our plans to work. No more 'Jews are losers' and 'Blacks are gangsters' and 'Asians are nerds' and 'Mexicans are thieves'. No more 'Catholics can shoot spines behind their backs + burrow into the ground' and 'Muslims are terrorists' and 'Buddhists are asexual'. No more arguing about '9/11 conspiracy' and 'ghosts and demons and angels' and how 'Koreans evolve from humans into Hydralisks'. NO MORE OF THAT NOW, we all need to band together. No more separation of cultures, races, religions, because WE ALL NEED TO UNITE TO FIGHT THIS WAR.

The Most Glorious Hack
07-06-2007, 08:47
Please don't waste the UN's time.
New Vandalia
07-06-2007, 12:54
Too late. It's been submitted.
07-06-2007, 13:41
To the OP:
New Vandalia
07-06-2007, 14:14
My guess is he got hold of some Muon Gold, and believe me, you don't want any of that.

Ailyn Vel (
New Vandalian Ambassador to the UN
07-06-2007, 17:48
I thought he'd just come from a meeting of the latest religious cult from Gorjen Bautizar. Damned fools, always stoned, wearing ratty clothes and smelling up wherever they go, preaching to anyone who'll listen about 'we're all going to live with the trees today' or 'wearing hemp is good for your soul.' One of them even went so far as to try and abduct the pet gopher of the secretary-general's daughter and paint it tie-dye colors. Said it was 'more eye appealing.'

Sir Reginald Spears
Hon. Representative to the United Nations of the Planet Earth
United Nations Colonial Administration Authority of Bautizar
Dancing Bananland
09-06-2007, 19:58
I guess the announcement of StarCraft 2 has affected some more then others.