The Blood Crescent
07-06-2007, 07:12
HELP save our MOther Earth
ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKE
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.
Category: International Security
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: The Blood Crescent
Description: It is time to strengthen our military, the zerg has come to invade us, the United Earth Directorate. We need to unite as one to battle this alien force of evil.
Propositions:
1/ since this is a really big emergency, all civilians are allowed to bear arms
2/ all of money will be devoted for the Navy, the Army, and the Air Force of the UED.
3/ Allow building and maintaining bomb shelters in case of a Nuclear strike against these abominations. You don't want to be around when you hear "NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED" and a big red dot flashes beneath your feet.
4/ Preparation for evacuation in case our planet is overrruned. More Star-ports are needed to create Drop-ships around the world. Key and important people will be transport first to Zeti Reticuli. Our Grays friends had promise us hospitality.
5/ We should consider contacting the Terran Dominion. I doubt that they will help us after we expunge them from our planet, but they are the only humans left that can prevent this intergalactic war.
6/ To be able to complete all the propositions above, we all need to alert the media and try to combine our strength. Everyone needs to be calm and work together for our plans to work. No more 'Jews are losers' and 'Blacks are gangsters' and 'Asians are nerds' and 'Mexicans are thieves'. No more 'Catholics can shoot spines behind their backs + burrow into the ground' and 'Muslims are terrorists' and 'Buddhists are asexual'. No more arguing about '9/11 conspiracy' and 'ghosts and demons and angels' and how 'Koreans evolve from humans into Hydralisks'. NO MORE OF THAT NOW, we all need to band together. No more separation of cultures, races, religions, because WE ALL NEED TO UNITE TO FIGHT THIS WAR.
OUR OIL FOR UN
ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKE
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.
Category: International Security
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: The Blood Crescent
Description: It is time to strengthen our military, the zerg has come to invade us, the United Earth Directorate. We need to unite as one to battle this alien force of evil.
Propositions:
1/ since this is a really big emergency, all civilians are allowed to bear arms
2/ all of money will be devoted for the Navy, the Army, and the Air Force of the UED.
3/ Allow building and maintaining bomb shelters in case of a Nuclear strike against these abominations. You don't want to be around when you hear "NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED" and a big red dot flashes beneath your feet.
4/ Preparation for evacuation in case our planet is overrruned. More Star-ports are needed to create Drop-ships around the world. Key and important people will be transport first to Zeti Reticuli. Our Grays friends had promise us hospitality.
5/ We should consider contacting the Terran Dominion. I doubt that they will help us after we expunge them from our planet, but they are the only humans left that can prevent this intergalactic war.
6/ To be able to complete all the propositions above, we all need to alert the media and try to combine our strength. Everyone needs to be calm and work together for our plans to work. No more 'Jews are losers' and 'Blacks are gangsters' and 'Asians are nerds' and 'Mexicans are thieves'. No more 'Catholics can shoot spines behind their backs + burrow into the ground' and 'Muslims are terrorists' and 'Buddhists are asexual'. No more arguing about '9/11 conspiracy' and 'ghosts and demons and angels' and how 'Koreans evolve from humans into Hydralisks'. NO MORE OF THAT NOW, we all need to band together. No more separation of cultures, races, religions, because WE ALL NEED TO UNITE TO FIGHT THIS WAR.
OUR OIL FOR UN