NationStates Jolt Archive

Flash Blonde Resigns from the United Nations!

Retired WerePenguins
29-05-2007, 16:36
OK, now before the peanut gallery starts complaining, let me make one thing perfectly clear. I never had an office so there! (I much prefer the suite at the adjoining Holiday Inn as the mini bar was refilled on a daily basis.) Secondly, I must point out that the Nation of Retired WerePenguins has not quit the UN. I have! I have tendered my resignation from the position of UN delegate. Effective as soon as he gets his but from the undisclosed secret location of Key West Florida (most often in font of one of those web cameras in the Hogs Breath saloon) and back to the hallowed halls of the UN where I will have the privilege of no longer having to tread therein, Tzor Red Brown will be in charge of the Retired WerePenguins delegation.

For my part I will be returning to Emerald City and assisting in the writing of a fantastic play about my exploits in the United Nations. Until Tzor gets here, our secretary, Red Hot Blonde will be in charge. For all those who have told me to “Shut the *BEEP* up,” I will leave you with this thought.

I’m still a famous rugby star who millions of extremely good looking female WerePenguins swoon over. Oh yea I’m still SINGLE!
29-05-2007, 18:38
[Ambassador Ahlmann gives Flash Blonde a pleasant smile and a little finger wave.]

"Bye bye! Have fun with your rugby!"

[She turns to the Prime Minister and rolls her eyes.]

"If it was up to me," she whispers, "he'd be single a looong time. Hope their new guy can at least walk and chew gum at the same time."

[Muffled chortles.]

30-05-2007, 01:30
Undersecretary Cerys Coch, herself a retired rugby player, eyed Flash Blonde's retreating, uh, assets appreciatively. Damn, another missed opportunity, she thought. She'd have to be less selective in reading through the delegates' dossiers.
30-05-2007, 05:08
Lucky you, you got out of here with your sanity intact.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative