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Greeteengs, Es but Mr. Fleebble-a und Mr. Schmeedt ere-a tekeeng zee dey ooffff zeey'fe-a deceeded tu leefe-a me-a in cherge-a fur zee dey. Su I deceeded tu try my hund et vreeting a resulooshun. I hupe-a yuoo leeke-a it. Bork Bork Bork!


Category: Human Rights
Strength: Mild

NOTICING a distinct lack of UN established holidays

FEELING it important to correct this appalling oversight

The UN hereby

DECLARES April 1st to be Weasel Stomping Day to be celebrated as follows

1) all celebrants are to wear viking helmets and boots suitable for stomping on weasels

2) a liberal coating of mayonnaise is to be spread on lawns

3) all celebrants must greet each other by saying "Howdy ho"

4) all celebrants must stomp on at least one live weasel

FURTHER DECLARES that no nation is to make celebration of this holiday manditory.

Vell, vhet du yuoo ell theenk? Bork Bork Bork!
Yes this is a joke, please play along.
http://www.thenest.nu/archive/scam_letters/swedish_chef_02.jpg
Sven
Bob Flibble's personal chef

Vell, vhet du yuoo ell theenk? Bork Bork Bork!
Sven
Bob Flibble's personal chef

Seconded!

OOC: Felt inspired, Flib? :p

ooc: http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w107/Cookesland/xptdr.gif

doesn't this go against the UN cruelty to animals laws or something?:p

ooc: http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w107/Cookesland/xptdr.gif

doesn't this go against the UN cruelty to animals laws or something?:p

There is no existing UN resolution concerning the treatment of non-sentient creatures. Weasel Stomping Day is a GO!

There is no existing UN resolution concerning the treatment of non-sentient creatures. Weasel Stomping Day is a GO!

Very Niiice!!! :cool:


The Blue Eyed Man
Cookeslandic UN Delgate

best UN idea ive seen. i actually think you could get this through...
but you should make it mandatory in all countries to celebrate it.

best UN idea ive seen. i actually think you could get this through...
but you should make it mandatory in all countries to celebrate it.

but what does a country do if there are no weasels native to said country?

The Blue Eyed Man
Cookeslandic UN Delegate

but what does a country do if there are no weasels native to said country?

Politicians should be native to every NS nation. I think that's within the letter of the law.

but what does a country do if there are no weasels native to said country?

The Blue Eyed Man
Cookeslandic UN Delegate

We'll ship some to you on March 30th to be set free.

Good funny one, Flib.

You get an A+. And a barnstar.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/Barnstar_of_Humour3.png

Politicians should be native to every NS nation. I think that's within the letter of the law.

I agree fully. We don't have to many that aren't in captivity, though.

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the weasels?

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the weasels?

No.

Respectfully,
Dr. Jules Hodz
Akimonad UN Ambassador

OOC: I oughta sig that.

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the weasels?
Vell, tu be-a hunest, ve-a ere-a theenking ooff zeem. Thet's vhy I inclooded zee cloose-a pruheebiting neshuns frum furceeng zeeur ceetizens tu celebrete-a Veesel Stumpeeng Dey. Bork Bork Bork!

http://www.thenest.nu/archive/scam_letters/swedish_chef_02.jpg
Sven
Bob Flibble's personal chef

Well, I must say this is a wonderful idea, weally wonder. Wabbitwestling has bean a wegimental tradition for the 34th Segwenas Pioneers since last Tuesday, and it's marvellous. Weasal stomping, is even better, in my mind, as I can pwonounce it. I am afeared, however, that some countwies might go to far and introdude "Weasal Fighting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65QwXDX6Ds0)", which is just wong.

2nd Lieutenant The Honourable Douglas Farqueson Leopold Nectarpoint Carruthers-FitzPewbik, 1st Battalion of the 34th Segrenas Pioneers
Defence Attache to the UN

Politicians should be native to every NS nation. I think that's within the letter of the law.

We'll ship some to you on March 30th to be set free.



yay Weasels for everyone! :D

The Blue Eyed Man
Cookeslandic UN Ambassador

OOC: I oughta sig that.

OOC: Dooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

Did someone say weasals? (http://animalreviews.zelica.net/reviews/weasel.htm)

C'mon this little guy's just askin for it...


http://dnr.state.il.us/orc/wildlife/virtual_news/images/least_weasel/least_weasel.jpg



The Blue Eyed Man
Cookelsandic UN Ambassador

There is no existing UN resolution concerning the treatment of non-sentient creatures. Weasel Stomping Day is a GO!

Ah, but weasels ARE sentient. They're just not sapient.

(Oh, gods, I love that argument. Love it love it love it. It is better than the abortion argument. It is better than the gay marriage argument. IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE UN ARMY ARRRGHUMENT. You can't beat the classics.)

ANyway, let me deal with the actual proposal (Sally, will you fill in the bits I've left out?? And send a copy to the Herald, please, but not the Sun) ...

Insert learned sounding-question with mod suck-up, for example:

On the basis of the recent ruling by the deeply venerated Frisbeeteria, in which he clearly establishes the principle of similarity, simultaneity or some such word involving sameness, may we then conclude that the existing wording covers the substitution of any proposed stomp-ee for whom/which the term "weasel" might be appropriate?

State probable vote: I fear my nation cannot support this proposal.

Supply reason that suggests you have read proposal with a magnifying-glass:

Clauses 1 to 4 are unnecessarily detailed, intrusive and generally restrictive of the ability of governments to adjust the UN's pronouncements to their individual cultural differences, while at the same time accepting and honouring the spirit and specific wording of the resolution. (Translation: take out the specific wording, dammit!).

Expand on my usual micromanagement argument here.

For example (insert usual paragraphs of inventive citations of nations which, owing to their curious practices, might possibly be discommoded by these provisions).

Furthermore (insert several paragraphs of detailed citations of past UN resolutions; crib these from folk at Reclamation).

And, finally (insert carefully in-character denunciation of the proposer's character's ancestry, physical appearance, grammar, spelling and mental capacity. I'm feeling stroppy today).

I realise I have taken up a great deal of the UN's time on this issue, but (insert usual explanation re need to help newcomers).

-- Dicey Reilly, wrongfully President of Ardchoille.

*(resists the temptation to create a nation of fully-sapient weasels...)* ;)

:eek: Please, no! Spare us this horror! WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS?

:eek: Please, no! Spare us this horror! WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS?

Well, that took about 27 hours longer than I thought it would.

Well, that took about 27 hours longer than I thought it would.

what, the protest of the weasel stomping or someone creating a nation solely consisting of sapient weasels?

OOC: Dooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

DDDDDDooooonnnnneee. I have a modly sig.

what, the protest of the weasel stomping or someone creating a nation solely consisting of sapient weasels?

The nation one. I was surprised too.

Well, that took about 27 hours longer than I thought it would.

I thought about doing it, but then my inherent laziness kicked in.

DDDDDDooooonnnnneee. I have a modly sig.

Kat apparently likes being sigged. She enjoyed it when I quoted her about putting a ref to dildoes in sigs in my sig -- with the word "dildo" censored, of course. ;)

I thought about doing it, but then my inherent laziness kicked in.


We were going to try and find a cure for that, but there was this good show on the television that I didn't want to miss, and then I had to have a drink...

Amin al-Satal
Ph.D

We were going to try and find a cure for that, but there was this good show on the television that I didn't want to miss, and then I had to have a drink...

Amin al-Satal
Ph.D

You have it in the reverse order. :p

You have it in the reverse order. :p

Who says it's in the order wrong?

*hiccup*

Amin al-Satal
Ph.D

I thought of doing it...and then I did.