NationStates Jolt Archive

While our nation is no longer a member of this award-winning body, we have been inspired by recent legislation and would like to propose some further legislation for it to adopt with all due haste. Feedback is welcome, and will be met with a proportional response.

HotRodian UN Representative
Accelerus Dioce

The United Nations,

UNDERSTANDING the amazing technological advancements that are made in constructing new and innovative weapons of mass destruction or really cool-looking individual destruction,

WISHING to encourage technological innovation for the benefit of all peoples,

BLOWING THE HELL out of prizes for lesser achievements,

HEREBY:

1) Establishes the Most Awesome Weapons Sur-prize, which will be awarded to the person, or persons, responsible for the greatest contribution to the field of advanced weaponry over the past year,

2) Coerces at gunpoint the United Nations Awards Committee (UNAC) to determine the annual winner of the Prize,

3) Strongly encourages the UNAC to award the prize based on the following criteria or face certain death:

i) The weapon must be spectacular in some fashion,
ii) The weapon must have the potential to destroy the lives of people in all UN Member nations if implemented.

4) Notes that because this prize is greater than the others, it is properly called a Sur-prize and should be respected as such.

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This is absolutely beautiful!

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OOC: Now, for the IC response.


It seems that spending time here has had quite an effect on my husband's sanity. However, I'm sure that if this piece < snicker > of legislation were submitted for approval and actually made it to the floor for voting, the Harem would be in full support.

I see nothing that needs to be changed or fixed.

Dahlia Dioce
UN Representative
Harem of Karmicaria

Since Mrs Dioce has uttered such a tempting straight-line, let me be first to succumb to temptation:

I see nothing that needs to be changed or fixed in the proposal ...

I am pleased to see our aged friend Accelerus feeling frisky.

I must advise that, should the proposal succeed, Ardchoille would feel obliged to apply one of our Godmoding Spells of Super-Invincibility to each member of UNAC.

We would also like to know whether Mr Dioce would accept an amendment at this stage of the drafting, by allowing the insertion of "or defence" after the word "destruction" throughout.

And, should he accept, where should we send the screen-breaking image spam pics of our entries?

-- Dicey Reily, wrongfully President of Ardchoille.

Should Mr. Dioce wish it, I would be more than happy to submit this proposal on his behalf.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

This is the most awesome proposal I have ever seen and Kelssek will wholeheartedly support it.

I agree wholeheartedly with the representative of Kelssek.

Roderick Spear
Paradican UN Ambassador

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This proposal has the full support of Cookesland.

Lostelle Caelia (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Lostelle_Caelia)
UN Co-Ambassador Pro Tempore
The United States of Cookesland

If the nation of Aduross had the ability to do so and should you submit it, we would wholeheartedly approve this proposal as well. Seeing as we can't, all we can do is give you our full support:

Ahem.

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Rah! Rah! Rah!
Sis Boom Bah!
Make this, make this proposal law!
Goooooooooo, SATIRE!

Ahem, that is all. Godspeed.

~
Nils Kiravot Nitsere Werit Nevilk Kliventire Werestin Tovarikslin
Ambassador of the Nation of Aduross

I would like to thank everyone, especially my wife, for their ardent support of the proposal's aims. It is much appreciated.

Since Mrs Dioce has uttered such a tempting straight-line, let me be first to succumb to temptation:

I see nothing that needs to be changed or fixed in the proposal ...

I am pleased to see our aged friend Accelerus feeling frisky.

I must advise that, should the proposal succeed, Ardchoille would feel obliged to apply one of our Godmoding Spells of Super-Invincibility to each member of UNAC.

We would also like to know whether Mr Dioce would accept an amendment at this stage of the drafting, by allowing the insertion of "or defence" after the word "destruction" throughout.

And, should he accept, where should we send the screen-breaking image spam pics of our entries?

-- Dicey Reily, wrongfully President of Ardchoille.

Defence, my dear Dicey, is merely destruction of another in the interest of self-protection, and as such it would be a mere redundancy if mentioned. Nonetheless, I welcome your interference in this matter.

Should Mr. Dioce wish it, I would be more than happy to submit this proposal on his behalf.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

Thanks, Bob. The problem is, I'm pretty sure the Secretariat would remove the proposal because they would perceive it to be a joke, regardless of my deadly seriousness. But if you feel able to manage the risks involved, be my guest.

HotRodian UN Representative
Accelerus Dioce

Nicely done.

...That reminds me, how in the hell did economics prize actually manage to pass?